waifu time
>>77505113
not pure anymore
>>77505113
That ginger bastard will be 60 years old and he will still have a teenager for a wife.
I can't believe she fell in love with that ADHD-riddled Jew.
>>77505289
>tfw hating fun has a price
>>77505113
It's always "waifu time". Literally the only things that /co/ actually does is bitch about Tumblr/SJWs, bitch about how literally every comic and cartoon ever is apparently total garbage, or drool over waifus.
And naturally, when you try to call these mouth-breathing retards out on their bullshit, they just dismiss it with some sarcastic, condescending response, usually in the vein of "Where do you think you are?" Fuck this shit board and this shit website.
>4chan doesn't support vp9 video codec
>>77505404
Find something you'd like to talk about and make a thread about it.
And stop getting mad on the internet.
>>77505195
>>77505235
>>77505289
HEY GUYS, I'M JEALOUS OF A CARTOON CHARACTER
Seriously, every single fucking thread devolves into you idiots spamming your R9k spaghetti over the fact that your waifu is canonically taken.
>>77505472
That's some foul-smelling vagina I tell you hwhat.
>>77505315
my man
>>77505404
Here's your (You).
But in case you're serious: You're forgetting storytimes, arguing over interpretations of the DC and Marvel movies, talking back at Arrow and Daredevil and all the other TV crap, speculation about business news and actor casting...
I mean, there might not be other content you like on /co/, but saying there's no other content is just outright bullshit.
Waifu for laifu.
>>77505235
That's what I like about teenage girls; I get older, they stay the same age.
>>77505565
There's also threads for new pages of some webcomics as they're released. I mostly come here for the KSBD and Poppy threads desu
>tfw I can't get crushes on fictional characters any more because I can't even muster up a fantasy where we'd actually get along and have an emotional connection.
God tier Gravity Falls chubby husubando who would be awesome in the sack.
Soos aoverrated
>>77505404
>Literally the only things that /co/ actually does is bitch about Tumblr/SJW
That's actually pretty weird because /co/ is full of tumblrtards. I mean, /co/'s users and mods get triggered just as easily.
>>77505492
You didn't have to come here, but you did.
>>77505928
I've seen a lot more bitching about tumblr than actual tumblrshit on here.
>>77506296
This. It's absurd.
>>77505113
>mavis
>>77505591
Good taste sir, I bet you are a wonderful husband.
>>77505404
Be the change you want to see.
Curvy and cute
>>77505431
Spooky background
Ya'll know
>>77505195
Fuck off.
Assholes like you are the reason we can't have loving superhero families anymore.
>>77507158
this nigga
its only a 12 year age difference! I'll take 'er as my daughter or wife!
>>77507357
>not her mom
>>77507410
>not her other mom
>>77505481
I agree. And I love that damn Dracula so much.
>>77505404
Yeah there's a lot of unconditional hate for everything current which is true but anon is right, just make a thread about what you like/want to talk about and those people will arrive if they wanna talk. I don't give a shit about Adventure Time but instead of bitching about Adventure Time threads I just don't go on them. I like ANAD and read people bitch all the time, but sometimes if I'm like "hey I think it's cool and that my opinion" other anons will come out of hiding and agree. But you should leave this board just to be safe
>>77506436
I try, Anon. I try.
A lot of people's second or third favorite, but she'll always be my one and only
Surprisingly there's a lack of furries in this thread.
>>77505195
she's a milf now
its a work in progress
>>77508511
>tfw no Kangaroo mom
>>77505113
She's supposed to be Elvira right?
>>77507614
Mah nigga
I need more r34 of her
>>77508860
10/10
>>77507410
>liking the broken necked bitch
>>77508984
>Either one will do
A betrayal to the very concept of waifu. Plus, they're totally different people.
Only when I sleep...
>>77505929
I came here because I like Mavis, dipshit.
>>77512538
I see you like your waifus manic depressive.
>>77512683
She's fond of fart jokes.
>>77511684
>A betrayal to the very concept of waifu
Tell that to these dipshits:
>>77508860
>>77509536
Just Yukari my shit up senpai
Jesus, /co/
Is there a time when you're not obsessed about sex?
>>77508860
>>77509536
>>77513278
>having more than one waifu
You dumb asses
>b-but the middle one if the most important one so it's all good
no fuck you.
>>77513441
Says the guy who likes the inferior Demon Sister.
does anyone have the template to make a chart? the big one with several levels, please
>>77513563
If you say you're favorite is Kneesocks I'll drive all the way to Baltimore and fuck you to death, you hear?
>>77513584
Fuck no. Scanty is the superior choice.
Also, you'd miss me by a few hundred miles.
>>77513563
>Stocking
>inferior in any way shape or form
>>77513619
We've been over this, CQC.
Scanty > Stocking = Panty > Kneesocks
>>77513689
Boco, do you want me to drive all the way to Baltimore and fuck you to death? Better bump on Kneesocks on that powerranking
>>77513441
>not having 105 waifus
>>77513725
I'm not in Baltimore.
And Kneesocks is comparatively worst girl, I'm sorry.
>>77513741
fuck you, how can you claim Panty to be better? I know you're wiafu is a skank, but still
>>77513756
Panty is a bro. You don't fuck her, you chill on the couch and riff on a bad movie together.
Or go out to some club and she tries to get you laid.
What does Kneesocks have that Scanty doesn't do better?
>>77513689
You fucking idiot, the order goes
Stocking > Kneesocks > Panty > Scanty
>>77513388
Oh fuck right off.
>>77505113
Posting the waifu before thread deletion.
>>77513822
Panty is not a bro, she's a textbook ho.
A better figure, a better haircut, glasses, more attachment to the rules, better fashion sense, blue is better than red.
>>77513839
See this guy? He's got his priorities right. Thanks BBQ Bro
Barring the three chart fags this is the first real waifu thread we've had in ages.
>>77513903
>A better figure, a better haircut,
I chuckled.
>>77513875
Superior waifu coming through.
>>77513978
>he doesn't like her spiky ponytail
How does it feel to nonburnable living breathing human trash?
>>77513991
W-what the hell are you doing to me man, oh god.
>>77514024
What can I say? I like long, thick hair. Ponytails are too restricting.
And lets not forget the awesome rack.
>>77513978
Obsessing over giant breasts indicates mommy-issues, boco
>>77514062
Bitch if you want an awesome rack then come over to the Stocking side.
>>77507345
>Riley
You have a great taste, senpai.
>>77514115
Sorry, I have a weakness for demons.
And yes, I'm aware Stocking is a demon too, but Scanty was first.
>>77514140
Fuck young mang Stocking is a pure maiden.
>>77505902
>Soos
>overrated
>posts Love God instead of Free Pizza Guy, Blending or even Bud Gleeful
Do voice actresses count?
>>77514421
>3DPD
Because I've lost control of my life
i TRIED to choose just one but goddamit a girl can dream.
ALSO I ADDED CHARLIZE THERON I GOT MY REASONS!!!!
New template
>>77513441
I don't have waifus or husbandos, I just have crushes.
>>77514455
B-But she is better than the character she voices.
>>77514752
man, Woolie has some issues
>>77514554
not bad but
>hameru
>not seyiku
why this
>>77513441
Taking this goofy fun topic WAAAYYY too seriously. Jesus, they are drawings relax Anon.
>>77514554
good taste except for Korra
I really don't understand the point of waifu charts, like if you can't pick one just stick to 5, any more than that and it becomes a messy blur
>>77514727
Bigsby will never love you
He might sexually dominate you to teach his kids about being alphas, but it won't be love.
>>77514775
hits too close to home. that would be narcissism.
>>77514903
When people who don't get the idea of a waifu are allowed to post in waifu threads, they become an asinine contest to see who can shove more crap into one image.
>>77514987who hurt you anon, who broke your heart
Obviously a work in progress.
>>77514920
>He might sexually dominate
Idk I'd be okay with that.
>>77514844
>waifus
>some goofy fun topic
>>77508860
>Catwoman as main waifu
Go to bed Bruce
>>77515502
>Bluke
>Samwell Tarly
>Ferguson
>Howard Weinerman
Are you me?
>>77515663
Just someone who has good taste in chubby guys
>>77505565
>Here's your (You).
I just fucking flinched
>>77505113
The happy and friendly gothic undead has always been a thing.
>>77507443
>not providing an image
Everytime
tfw my gf looks just like her
>>77513441
I like it when people have multiple waifus, because that gives me more scope for my armchair psychiatry. Speaking whiiiiiich...
>>77508860
>>77509536
>>77514500
You want to believe you can get through the defences of the "weird/bad girl".You might be right.
>>77508984
>>77513278
>>77513735
>>77514554
>>77515502
You just want somebody to hang out with and have a quiet night in, or at least be supportive/understanding of your foibles.
>>77514727
You want somebody to hold youand maybe one day you can fix them.
>>77513735
You seem to have used "waifu" to mean favorite character out of a certain series. Oops!
Don't worry, I've got your back. I suggest that you should learn what it means, by lurking more. Alternatively you could visit a a website more suited to your kind, for example Reddit, Tumblr, or even Gaia.
Thanks for reading!
R8 /co/mrades
>>77518857
Is this a new copypasta? I believe I saw the exact same post in a a chart thread a while ago
>>77518857
kek
>>77518857
>not having a waifu for every series you watched
>>77518887
>Is this a new copypasta?
Yeah, but it's been tweaked a little, and it seems to be based on that stupid "You seem to using a tripcode on 4chan" webm that gets posted every so often.
>R8 /co/mrades
6/10 for waifus, 2/10 for proper formatting, you will get your heart broken a few more times before you realise "high maintenance" aren't that fun
>>77516557
what u mean
Vidya calling.
>>77519354
Go away this is /co/.
>>77519372
I remember when every Rule 63 thread got spammed with momma darkseid
>>77514383
She's a backstabbing, murdering demon, man. I'm sorry.
>>77519659
>>77514383
/a/ pls leave and keep your shitty cartoons out of our quality board
>>77505113
This bitch retarded?
>>77513388
Right after I've had it, but then it just gets replaced by regret
>>77518853
>You just want somebody to hang out with and have a quiet night in, or at least be supportive/understanding of your foibles
That and chubby guys are god tier cuddlers
>>77520224
Rita is sexier than she has any right to be.
>>77520284
>That and chubby guys are god tier cuddlers
Now if only I could find someone in real life who thinks this
There's too many out there, it's really hard to choose.
Waifu? Okay.
Reminder: if your waifu doesn't have a dick you are a giant faggot
Post her in a wedding dress!
>>77514396
wow you have bad chub taste.
everyone knows the best chub is THOMPSON THOMPSON THOMPSON
>>77520362
There are some chubby chasing sites around the net
>>77522171
>Love God
>bad chub taste
Elaborate on Love God is bad chub taste, but yeah, Thompson is great tier, but his insecurities may get to you
>>77522136
had dreams where she kidnapped me and made me her slave.
Was gud
>>77522171
Also
>Free Pizza Guy
>bad chub taste
>not wanting to easily get laid with a superchub by simply getting him a $5 Little Caesar's pizza
Wow, Gravity Falls has a ton of fat people.
>>77522241
I meant love god is definitely better than blendin, free pizza guy, and bud.
too bad love god is a slut, blendin is terrible, free pizza guy is a background character and bud is a bad dad.
only soos and thompson is true husbando material.
>>77522370
Hence why it's masturbatory fuel for gay chubby chasers.
Too bad it has its shit tier chubs (Gideon, Bud, Blendin without the mute button and Sheriff Blubs) in the show
>almost 2016
>still having 2D waifus
>>77522410
>Hence why it's masturbatory fuel for gay chubby chasers.
I don't understand that group. Are they just fat themselves and fetishize their own body type because no one else will love them?
>>77505404
I really can't fathom why people can't just leave
Epic vents not necessary
>>77522482
most of the chubby chasers I've met are skinny dweebs
>>77522506
But why?
>>77522506
This is true. People look for what they don't have.
>>77522527
I don't know, do any fetishes really make sense?
>>77508960
more
>>77505113
>falling in love with the first human dick she gets
where can i find my own recluse vampire waifu?
>>77513735
> 14 girls from avatar
> only 3 of them are worth anything
k
>>77509052
that's some odd detail to little girl feet
>>77522435
Just shut up and post waifu
>>77505404
Ebin post, bro! You sure showed us 4chan weirdos, lol ;).
Your post will be shown to every board so you can change roughly 2-million-people-a-year's world view.
But seriously, fuck off back to tumblr, faggot. No ones impressed, you're not the first or last to say this. Go run along now, this is what we want, we wouldn't be here otherwise. In the words of that douche guy from LA Noire: lighten up, everyone has their vices, even you.
This is we cope with life, got a problem, then it's your own.
Now cap and use this post as a response to these faggots, who think they can "save" people here like we're puppies with a broken leg. It's more condescending than any response they ever get.
God this shits annoying.
>>77522551
Yes.
I've loved her for who knows how many years
>>77521990
Excellent taste.
>His waifu has more than five minutes of screen time
>>77522882
>>77521990
consider suicide
>>77522850
tough choice between her and Louise.
>>77523015
Let's not have children be waifus more like daughterfus
>>77521990
Got one like this for Kneesocks?
>>77513735
Even mormons aren't as greedy as you. Fucking hell.
>>77518555
Fuck it
Manslut mode.
Is it alright to have a waifu and husbando or do I have to pick one?
>Building a Harem when you could build a kingdom
>>77523633
You can do whatever you want. If you want to take it to /a/ levels of seriousness then your waifu/husbando should be a character you actually love in real life with all your heart and all that stuff. Because /a/ doesn't believe that people can be polyamorous, I guess.
Or you could have fun.
>more than one waifu
absolutely haram
>>77523633
You don't just "pick" one.
the bestest
I'm a filthy whore
Being evil is sexy.
>>77505113
Phanty was my waifeyfu before she was cool
>>77505113
Good luck entering the church.
>>77524347
i've always wanted to wipe out toilet floor with her face..
>>77522373
>Love God
>slut
Uh, how?
As for Blendin, mute button Blendin or no mute button Blendin?
>>77520519
>>77524694
dude, he's a love god. he's gonna fuck around your back.
also both blendin's are terrible.
>>77522482
>cuddle factor
>nice, humble personality
>good with their mouths
>good with their hands
>cushion for the pushing when you plow him
Why not get a chubby guy? Also goes to show that Alex Hirsch has god tier taste in chubs
You just gotta avoid the ones that are obese to the point where they can't walk anymore
>>77524792
>cushion for the pushing when you get plowed
also real life soos is so top-tier chub
>>77522373
>bud is a bad dad.
Is it really his fault that Gideon became such a shit stain? Also, I haven't found a dealbreaker yet regarding Bud like I did with Gideon's personality and the noise Blendin makes with his mouth
>>77524817
>tfw you'll never see a live action film of Gravity Falls with Gabriel Iglesias as Soos
>tfw you'll never see Gabriel Iglesias shirtless while acting like a adorkable manchild
Why even live?
>>77524792
>Why not get a chubby guy?
Because I prefer them skinny. The only chubs I like are due to their personality in spite of their looks.
>>77505113
She is not pure!
SHE IS NOT FUCKING PURE!!!!
SHE IS NOT WAIFU MAYERIAL ANYMORE!!!!!!'nn
REEEEEEEEEDERRRRRREEEEEEEEEEDERRRRSDREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>77524989
>Can like personality enough to override physical attraction
godbless
>>77525013
She waited until marriage, how does it get more pure than that?
>>77522373
>implying free pizza guy being a background character is a bad thing
I'd still hit that
He is not pure!
HE IS NOT FUCKING PURE!!!!
HE IS NOT HUSBANDO MAYERIAL ANYMORE!!!!!!'nn
REEEEEEEEEDERRRRRREEEEEEEEEEDERRRRSDREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>77524694
Do... Do you know what love gods are like?
Do you even into any mythology at all?
>>77525196
not everyone are sluts like you
>>77507303
>>77507158
>>77517403
>>77524347
>>77524518
>>77525013
>>77525201
They're not pure because both their characters got fucked by Adam Sandler during development.
My waifu
Rate, or psychoanalize me
>>77525426
you're into bitches?
>>77525383
Threes a crowd, anon
>>77525383
You're in love with two lesbian midgets in an overcoat?
>>77525478
A man can dream
>>77525501ye
>>77525478
She's not two individuals though. She's an experience. Experiences are fair game.
>>77525469
Yes.
Crazy or the regular kind.
>>77525383
>there are other Garnetfags
Mein negro
>>77525383
I want her to smother me with her thick thighs
>>77525791
that's a pet, kind sir.
Looks like we have new batch of janitors, because fursecution has started again.
>>77525861
Good.
>>77525876
They'll get tired of deleting posts in a month or two, just like all the ones before them
>>77525426
Do you happen to be into penis humiliation?
>>77526061
Nope.
>>77525793
Who doesn't?
Anna best girl.
>>77525211
He did call himself a cherub, so I thought, cupid
>>77525257
Here's the thing, sluts would fuck Gideon, Blendin without the mute button and Great Uncle Ford, I don't
>>77525356
>fucked by Adam Sandler
>>77505215B O R D O R O Y
>>77505404
Why do people on the internet feel the need to post that they are leaving a site in an angry rant? Why do you care that anonymous people that you supposedly don't like will know that you left especially when you're also anonymous and nobody will even notice regardless of if you whine or not? Baffling.
>>77518851
post pic
>>77519659
That isn't what happens in the last episode. Go watch it again.
I'd post but I'd get banned
Life ain't easy being cheesy
>>77527870
Then fuck off.
>>77527870
>>77527870
Good fucking riddance.
>>77527870
Just phone post, it's what I do ;^)
>>77527870
What color is she, Anon?My waifu is the pink one.
>>77525820
she can be anything she wants~
>>77527870
>>77528710
Stop trying to summon him and go back to >>/trash/
>>77522373
>Blendin is terrible
Besides his voice, what makes him bad?
>>77525201
Plus being voiced by Andy Samberg doesn't help either
>>77528958
Aw fuck, here we go...
Well, it was nice while it lasted.
>>77529013
I'm sorry, do you expect me to disown my waifu?
Forgot to mention in the last one it was the first of two and this is- oh whatever I've posted these enough times I think you guys know that by now.
>>77528958
In before Barneyfag
>>77528958
Human form = sexy, animal form = cute
>>77529053
Yes.
>>77529053
>my waifu
Chartfags don't have waifus.
>>77506296
they're both here and palpable, I wish we could all just laugh at how stupid tumblrinas are instead of actually holding unironic gender and tranny discussion
>>77505450
>>77507074
>>77507158
>>77517403
>>77522237
>>77522850
top taste
>>77513441
Gross, keep it in TG.
>>77513584
>>77513611
Scanty is literal shit. She's the worst girl in the whole series including that little toilet ghost from Les Diaboliques.
>>77513388
>jeez, high school and college aged boys, is there a time when you're not thinking about sex?
>>77525383
Those vagina lips get me every time.
r8 mai waifus
>>77529424
Kneesocks best demon
>>77513441
Stocking best Anarchy
