Describe your favorite hero's rogues gallery in the shittiest way possible
>>77438692
A weird dude who gets his dude friends and sister to all dress up with him in colorful costumes, so that he can play out his creepy LARP fantasy with red goesfast man.
An inbred family and nearly everyone in it has their head up their ass because of how privileged they are. Recently another bastard son made himself known and is arguably the worst of the bunch. He throws a tantrum and fucks hyenas so his dad will notice him
>>77438766
More like " a bunch of boring z-lister and one faggot"
>>77438955
"Z?" That's cold, anon.
Some Dude with a gun that shoots snowballs rounds up a cheap Joker knockoff, a dude with a magic weather wand, a guy who jumps into mirrors and a dude with a flamethrower and they go off together to fight a guy that can run trillions of times faster than light speed.
>best presidental candidate in America's history
>two weird gays with high IQ and their cronies
>that creepy guy from Gabinet of dr Caligari except it's a girl, fully clothed Asian girl, guy who's a cloud, an illitrate hobo
>another hobo, beatnik masturbation addict, a weird ghost, someone's imaginary friend
>scissors
>an edgelord who's into kinky cosplay shit and likes killing bugs
>the government
>silver age covers: the character
All these weird furries won't leave Spider-Man alone.
This one guy has a yellow ring that makes him scary.
This other guy has a red ring that makes him angry.
Theres another guy who has an orange ring that makes him greedy.
Theres even a guy who has a black ring that makes zombies.
Also a psychic with a big head and a shark dude, but they don't show up much anymore.
Bunch of guys in animal suits hate a guy in an animal suit
SICKO SCUM, WAIST DEEP IN THE BLOOD OF INNOCENTS
A chinese guy, a dragon wearing underwear, and a bunch of dudes in mech suits
His racist brother and pissed off scuba Steve
So there's the hero, but evil. And the same thing again but now with a scientific degree, where did he even get it? Is this a fraud? There are like 3 more of them too. Maybe more. They get mixed up often so who cares. And it's all a meme.
Then there’s the ruler of what’s pretty much the average fictional African country in superhero comic books. Some people believe it’s not enough and want him to be a skinny British dude instead, or so /co/ told me recently. Spooky shit, man.
Most of the rest are people who shoot guns. They’re friends sometimes. Sometimes they hate each other’s guts, though, it’s hard to keep track of. At times the sister of the main gun guy who’s like the gun guys except she has ice skates instead of a gun tags along. And a guy who spins fast and a science wizard, but not many people give a shit about them.
There was some sort of an alchemist too, but nobody ever cared much apart from one or two westaboos.
>>77439230
You forgot about the most amazing enemy he had, Popeye redesign courtesy of David Ayer.
>>77439448
>hero but a commie
>hero but a commie and dressed in red, even
>hero but a commie but chinese
>hero but evil
>hero but evil and from Detroit
>a dragon in trunks
>chinese guy who's a copy of the hero
Hero but evil, a worm, old guy and his family
>>77440134
Captain Marvel
Creepy old hag, creep as fuck magical shota.
A bunch of mental patients in discount Halloween costumes and some assorted mobsters.
his mental ilness
a really big beetle
a mad scientist
robot who is going through his rebellious teenage phase for 40 years or so, sometumes in space
Mark Millar
An anorexic copy with a lisp
An extra-crispy pyromaniac copy
An unwashed copy who thinks he's a horse
An uber ugly copy with a fetish for traps.
A demented cyborg copy
A demented hillbilly family
A goldfish.
A jealous uncle who jumped the shark as a ruler, an evil genius whose parents never loved him, a bodyguard's evil twin who was left at the altar, two incompetent anarchist hillbillies, a disfigured former best friend, his sidekick who is a shitty surgeon, a feral woman that was made smart, but also dangerous, an evil ancestor that's somehow still alive, and a doppelgänger who is a shitty magician.
>>77439241
under rated
>>77442139
>>77442480
>>77439106
Which ones are these?
>>77442882
The second one is from All Hail King Julien. Last one sounds weird enough to be Doom Patrol.
>>77443612
>Nobody
>Brain/Mallah
>first Dada
>second Dada
>probably Scissormen
>probably Red Jack or maybe Candlemaker
>Men from N.O.W.H.E.R.E. or Giffen's ocs
>any given silver age enemy
yeah, it's definitely the Patrol
A smelly caveman, a Fu Manchu copy, a bald asshole, a slut, a racist prince replaced by an angry black man, a brain in a jar, and an all powerful brat.
>>77443674
Last one's Animal Vegetable Mineral Man.
>>77442139
Earthworm Jim?
BP Petroleum Company and a Power Rangers ripoff
>>77438692
A bunch of animals mixed in with random themes that shouldn't go beyond one story
>>77438955
They're at least C-listers, friend.
>>77438884
I want to say Batman but I don't know.
>>77439448
Iron man.
>>77439507
Aquaman.
>>77439230
Green Lantern.
>>77443676
Superman...?
>>77439004Ice cold
>>77439191
Beat me to it.
>>77438692
Gods and monsters. And aliens. And alien gods. And monster aliens. And god monsters. And alien god monsters. And cyborgs, clones, half-clones, self-doubt, his evil twin, and bald Donald Trump.
>>77438692
Theres a bunch if big guys, a midget, some green fag and a dude that never really gets anything done
>>77448545
Hulk?
>>77448563
Nope
>>77442882
>A goldfish
First one has to be Judge Dredd
>Pacifica Northwest with a sword
>A big glass man
>Tinder hijacked by Gail Simone's issues
>a trap with a better costume than her
>>77449044
Yeah, this and it pretty straightforward described the dark judges too.
>Time-traveleler who became Jewish in the 80s
>chemical waste
>a robot
>boss of one of his best friends but that's kinda stretching it
>a guy who becomes jewelry
>Birdman
>no face
>an Egyptian stereotype
>a bunch of villians of more popular heroes.
>>77438884
Azz Wondy?
Mindrape Midget, Klepto Cat, Big Bitch and Queen Troll
>>77442080
lol.
