>There's only one god ma'am, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that
What did he mean by this
>>77429631
Well if a christian is told god is the guy with the big horns on his head he might have a problem with it
That the christian god that someone from 1940's American would believe in doesnt dress like a viking.
Obviously.
>god
>he
It was meant to show how conservative cap is
>>77429631
That Loki is an /fa/ pleb
>>77429631
He meant that there is only one god, and that he doesnt dress like that.
He's a potato nigger, what do you think?
>>77429640
You don't think god is horny? ;^)
>>77429631
how come I never noticed how shit that costume is.
>>77430189
You were probably busy watching the movie, but yes it is indeed shit
>God isn't a blonde haired Adonis
Sure, Cap. Whatever you say.
He meant that God wears a dress.
>>77429631
What does the "A" stand for?
Cap met with god when he died.
>>77430189
The helmet is the worst part
>>77430396
Hope
Cap should have had a scene where he goes one on one with Hulk like Blonksy in the Incredible Hulk.
And won.
>>77430402
If someone were to pull it off, would he die?
>>77429631
Joss whedon is a hack and his quips are as terrible as they are constant
>>77430452
The pain would be excrutiating
>>77429643
>he
>not He
>>77429631
>>77429643
I take it less as a sign of being conservative and more that Cap doesn't think anything made of flesh and blood can be called a god.
It's sort of like how in a story I'm collaborating on (spoilering the rest)there are people who claim to come from a place called 'Akasha', which one character refutes because of his understandings that Akasha is NOT a place.
In a funny way, this actually shows Cap as more skeptic than a believer.
Even Natasha is ready to swear up and down Thor and Loki are gods just because "THEY STRONG!"
Cap is like "Pfft, power =/= divinity"
>>77430417
Top kek.
>>77429631
That gods a selfish oussy bitch, and captain americas a conservatard bitch, to give that underserving bitch god praise.
why is thor considered a god?
in thor god of thunder thor says he consider iron man a god but he's obliviously not a god. Is god really just really not just used as a acronym for powerful person?
>>77430396
France
>>77431358
in the most basic of descriptions, a god = a being from the heavens (outer space) who has more powerful shit than humans
>>77431205
He's a large individual
>>77429631
>being this dense
>>77431661
VVVV
>>77431661
From your perspective
>>77431358
>>77431640
Sun WuKong will never hang with Thor and the Avengers and being trouble and mischief to town.
>>77430437
yes
>>77430367
Do you even remember the movie?
>>77429631
fyi when referring to the jewish/christian god you capitalize it. God is his name.
Whedon wished to demonstrate that cap was stupider than the other avengers by showing him believing in God.
>>77430367
He was talking about Loki senpai
>>77431940
>>77430489
>buffy
>firefly
>hack
haha!
>>77431961
Thats true fucktard, stop your fucking fedora memes, christian bitch!
>>77432324
>>77431961
Do you even own a fedora?
>>77431985
>firefly
It was fucking shit, only retarded wannabe nerds think scifi with no aliens, robot, mad scientists, or anythung that make it cool to be expiremental and groundbreaking.
>>77432345
No, I'm not a faggot
>>77432344
Ill bash your skull open with your favorite crucifex, die you christian bitch!
>>77432344
>>77429631
That I don't look like that.
>>77432345
>>77432356
They used to be thought of as cool before these shitty nenes, and like everything the crostians have to ruin it, fucing filth shiuld all be gassed.
>>77432365
Careful kid
>>77432381
Well, now they're not so....
>>77432425
There are still fucking cool, we just have to ignore the shit christian propaganda and stop oosting these cancerous menes, its time we make the frdora cool again in society.
>>77432365
Shuuush, it's ok anon, I forgive you.
That is what we are told to do.
I understand your beliefs don't line up with mine and I respect that.
There is no need for this hate.
Really, what's wrong? It's ok, we are here for you.
>>77432479
>>77432487
I hate your shit beliefs, because uts backwards and traidional bukkshit, and it teachs submission to a lazy, egotistical, slefish, and authoritarian bastard god, your all fckig teaittors to hunanity and mortals everywhere!
>>77429631
I wouldn't expect cap to think God jumps around in flashy "look art me" armor, smashing things with a hammer. I'd expect Cap's god to be more of a reserved, humanized figure.
>>77430417
Thanks for that, man.
>>77432527
It feels like your anger is displaced.
That's ok, just let it out, that is probably the best way to help you heal from whatever caused you to become this bitter.
>>77432527
Please stop. We can all tell this is just a strawman post to make you look better when you post as the religious guy.
>>77432636
That fucking bastard jesus abandond me, and all of us. I say we collectivly soit in the face of god, so even if that selfish bitch smites us all, we all die eith diginity for standing up and defying that bastard god of ours, fuck him in his own rotting heaven.
>>77432686
nigga
>>77432686
It's ok it's ok. Just let it all out.
I think we are getting closer to the root of the issue.
>>77432710
>>77432686
>>77432636
>>77432527
>>77432487
>>77432479
>>77432381
>>77432365
>>77432344
>>77432324
>>77431940
Can you stop? You can't say "I'm not the one perpetuating the argument, he is" when you're posting both sides.
>>77432710
Ill shit in your mouth, fucking christuan bitch, die in a hole fuckjob bitch!
>>77432756
>"I'm not the one perpetuating the argument, he is"
no one said that
>mfw everybody stood up and clapped when they heard this at my local theater
>>77432756
No, wait.
This guy seems to have a lot of built up anger.
It could help him to just let it all out so that he can heal.
>>77432801
>clapping in your theatre
Are you from India or something?
>>77431940
Whedon is an atheist but he often has Christian or otherwise theist characters appear in his works, and they aren't denigrated for their beliefs but commended for them, because Joss Whedon is the kind of atheist who believes that having faith in something, even if it's wrong, is still a commendable trait.
>>77429631
>>77429631
He is a Christian Soldier, he doesn't acknowledge anyone but the one true god.
Whedon is showing Cap's earnestness and sincerity and highlighting how out of place he is in our world of sly-winking snark.
>>77432787
You do realize you're participating in an argument between a guy and himself, right?
>>77432863
And?
>>77432857
>he's multiplying faster than a Catholic rabbit
What did he mean by that?
>>77432848
There was cheering in mine when Prime was revived in TF2.
>>77429631
He was calling Loki a fag.
>>77432801
I want to shoot up your theater.
>>77429631
That God and Thor don't shop at the same clothing stores.
>>77431233
And then proceeds to fight both hand to hand, just because. This is why cap rules.
>>77432369
GOOD WORK SOLDIER
>>77431892
He kicked Hulk on the green nuts.
>live in the US
>see Avengers in theaters
>"There's only one God, ma'am, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that."
>entire audience starts clapping
>theater pauses the movie
>clapping turns into loud cheering
>some guy in the front rips off his shirt revealing a tattoo of two eagles making out in front of a bombed abortion clinic, starts rolling on the floor and screaming
>screen slowly fades to footage of a waving flag
>half the theater is screaming, the other half is crying their eyes out
>4 minute McDonald's ad plays giving people time to collect themselves
>the words "Please stand for the pledge of allegiance." appear on the screen
>entire crowd, including a wheel chair bound senior citizen stand and place their right hands on their hearts
>I begrudgingly do the same
>I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America etc. etc. yadda yadda yadda
>"Please remain standing for the National Anthem"
>FFS.gif
>OOOOHHH SAY CAN YOU SEE...
>half way through the song realize I've forgotten a bit of the lyrics
>theater worker notices I fucked up some of the words
>escorts me out of the theater
>mfw
>>77432381
What do Croatians have to do with anything?
>>77434501
That is pretty kek worthy
>>77434847
Can confirm. Amerifag here.
>>77434847
These patriotic filth deserved to have been aborted.
>>77434933
not sure if serious...
>>77435215
Very serious, i hate it in this shit hole country.
>>77430417
Underrated post.
>>77434847
top kek
>>77432885
Not as much anymore given that birthrates in developed countries overall is in decline, but Catholic couples tend to have lots of kids. My dad was the youngest of eleven, for example.
>>77429631
He means God is Jack Kirby.
Really, it took this long for someone to say it?
>>77434847
>>77429631
I don't know why anyone liked the Avengers. It makes sense to dig it if you're like 10 but jesus that costume is so bad and that line about god was even worse. Full cringe. Bravo Whedon.
>>77438642
Opinions. I hate more of the MCU films than ones I like but I actually thought it was one of the actually funny lines in the movie and thought Avengers was one of the better films at least in terms of entertainment value
And yeah the costume was shit
>>77438642
>DC movies are so cooooool all the costumes are dark and all the characters kill people XD so ebin awesom
>>77430452
It would be a significant improvement.
>>77431358
"God" doesn't really have a clear definition. By some standards, Asgardians are gods.
>>77440115
>He doesn't like the Avengers
>Therefore he must be a DC fag and trying to start company wars shit!
>I know, I'll beat him to the punch and start even MORE company wars shitflinging!
>Statement that is clear and has no underlying tones
>What did they mean by this
When will this shitty meme die?
>>77440175
In most religions, the idea of what counts as THE "God" or A "god" is pretty clear-cut.
So really all you have to do is just specify which viewpoint you want to focus on in this conversation.
>>There's only one god
lel
Did Cap never learn to count?
>>77440245
Lucifer isn't a God any more than any other Angel.
Cap is a christian pleb, kek.
>>77434847
>forgetting the national anthem
if Obama wasn't in charge that would still be a capital offense
>>77430396
its a crest from the house of el
I remember when /co/ got triggered by this line. It seems like the attitude most Christians in the Marvel Universe would take towards Thor. "He's just an eccentric alien".
>>77431888
who was the elephant in Dragonball?
who was the elephant in Enslaved?
>>77434847
The begrudgingly taking part in the pledge part made me explode. Thank you
>>77440235
>When will this shitty meme die?
Explain.
>>77440293
>master of his own realm, based on a social element, and has power of manipulation
>isn't a god
>>77440583
>>77440583
Explain.
What did he mean by this?
>>77440836
^
What did he mean by this?
>>77429631
He means that God generally impersonates homeless people in order to help Bruce Almighty form a human connection.
>>77431892
An people say Ultimate Cap isn't based
>>77434189
According to recent research by The Vatican, God apparently shops at Abercrombie and Fitch.
Don't think Thor's quite that metrosexual.
>>77434244
Well, from his standpoint: they're flesh and blood, so they're clearly not gods, therefore, punches and shield swats work on them just as well as anything.
>>77429631
God is much gayer
>>77429631
As the representation of America, he's probably saying America was at its best when it was a Christian nation.
>>77440494
I think that thing is supposed to be Ganesha
