Why is it that Snyder is actually pretty good when he's not aping Morrison or doing dumb meta shit with the Joker?
Batman #46, ladies and gentlemen.
More Slenderbloom this issue?
>>77386009
It feels novel and fresh when it doesn't seem to be retreading something that you've already read.
>>77386055
Yup.
>server unavailable
Am I the only one?
>>77386086
Probably that.
>>77386188
>Rookie
Still loving the fact he gave his suit a name.
>>77386245
>all those tattoos
Absolutely disgusting
>>77386264
>tattoos
>on a hot chick
>disgusting
senpai...
>>77386264
They suit her and Capullo draws them fine.
>>77386245
>tattoos
Fucking dropped.
>>77386285
>hating on tattoos
>interrupting the storytime
pleb detected
>>77386288
In before Batman pulls an Iron Man 3
>>77386288
>That last panel
I see Morrison's cock is still wet.
>>77386302
>having or liking tattoos
What's it like to be human garbage?
>>77386245
>>77386264
>>77386285
And one of them is an owl. Cue the conspiracy theories!
Well, at least Penguin looks like he's doing fine. Or alive.
>>77386323
What's it like having no taste?
>>77386323
>MUH PURITY
What are you doing outside your room, /r9k/?
I for one think a sensible position is
>tattoos on fat, ugly chicks
Gross
>tattoos on hot chicks as long as they're not tasteless or cover up like 90% of the body
Unf
>>77386369
it really depends on the body type, hair and eye color
>you sound different
Hint?
>>77386358
Did you get DAMAGED tattooed on your body too? Denial has hit you, yes?
Dun dun duuun
>>77386392
>body type
Of course
>hair and eye color
How? Are talking about face tattoos? Because those are a no-no. How's eye color got anything to do with a tattoo on her back?
>>77386403
Sick comeback, breh
>>77386403
You're so cool anon, teach me to be redpilled and hate 'sluts' just like you.
This becomes funnier if you imagine it's akin to Toddspam on /v/
>BUY MY COMIC!
>>77386369
Nah, man. Tattoos basically mark you as human trash unless you are an old-timey sailor. Granted it's possible to pull them off, but it requires 10/10 looks and VERY tasteful ink, and in any case they don't help you at all.
And a nose ring marks you as cattle.
Bloom is bruce waynes girlfriend.
callin it.
>>77386431
>Granted it's possible to pull them off
But then would it be extremely painful?
>>77386446
I'm not going to banepostfor you.
>>77386407
Jim is the worst Batman ever. He's just so awful at this.
>>77386423
Your attempt to rationalise your decision to desecrate your body for a moment's attention is sad.
>>77386407
>How? Are talking about face tattoos? Because those are a no-no. How's eye color got anything to do with a tattoo on her back?
Not talking about face tattoos, fuck that. Aesthetic wise. Not in the same capacity as body type of course, but there are some instances where the tattoos work better on certain types of people where their hair and eye color come into play.
>>77386468
>desecrate your body for a moment's attention
You realy do live in your own world, anon?
>>77386415
Quickly to be made obsolete by the third book
>>77386332
Huh? Old Man Ventriloquist?
>>77386468
>desacrate the body
I wonder what do you think about transplants or prosthetics or how will you feel when in, let's say, 60-70 years we'll be able to use all kinds of amazing implants. Muh sacred fleshsuit, waaaah
the day we'll be able to leave this shit behind altogether will be amazing, her's hope I'll be able to witness it, likely as an elderly man if anything, but still
>>77386475
I'd say they in general tend to look better on people with darker hair, skin tone doesn't factor much into it though. Tatoos look amazing on very pale people but simultaneously Pacific islanders/Maori tatoos are cool too.
>>77386142
10/twen, Snyder.
>>77386544
I'd say that dark and red haired women pull them off pretty good.
>>77386238
Well that was quick...
>>77386320
Not really. Jim pretty much says that Batman Incorporated was a stupid idea two pages later.
ONE MAN!
>this issue has Bloom being creepy as fuck with his powers, naked Bruce, an army of robo-batman including "Batzilla", Penguin's current allies, Jim in the robo suit on a giant motorbike and Bloom controlling the suit
>basically all the post are about tatoos( >>>/fa/ )
>no discussion on the actual story
You all greatly disappointed me
>>77386288
Why is Kingdom Come Batman the only one that's managed to have this not utterly fail or blow up in his face?
>>77386068
Shout-out to this alt cover, I love it
>>77386218
Shut the fuck up Julia. God damnit Snyder. No one cares how it worked. You don't have to force dialogue to explain it.
>>77386238
>I'm not going to show you Bruce in love with her I'm just going to tell you he is
Bravo Snyder. Next he'll brilliantly think of seperating them in a fashion he'll be sure to let us know is sad and tragic.
>>77386245
>all those tattoos
Confirmed for slut
>inb4 slutshaming
Nah. Those kinds of people are known to not stay monogamous.
>>77386271
End yourself Snyder. This is terrible.
>>77386688
Batzilla was already namedropped in a previous issue.
When did salad fingers become batmans foe
>>77386271
>>77386284
>let me tell you how clever Duke is
Snyder was obviously never taught the show don't tell policy
Capullo seems like he likes Suicide girls, so why not a tattoo?
>>77386369
that badass bike man
>>77386407
Bloom is made of of magnets, right, so what genius sent in a robot to fight him?
>>77386544
Fuck off Dias
>>77386245
>Bruce likes trashy girls
funny
>>77386407
>Break his little neck
MR. BLOOM IS SUPERMAN
>>77386332
>>77386350
Ventriloquist, Great White, and... is that supposed to be Black Mask?
>>77386332
Is the gimp supposed to be Black Mask?
>>77386468
I can literally smell the basement dwelling nerd here. Get over yourself, dude.
Why Bruce wasnt tied up? I was hyped to see Bruce tied up
>>77386407
>Are talking about face tattoos? Because those are a no-no.
Face tattoos are no worse than body tattoos.They're equally shit.
>>77386688
It was shit SNyder tripe.
>>77387554
Don't you mean Diana Prince, bane of necks everywhere?
>>77386288
>He stood next to gods and said "I handle my city."
And that's why his city has always been a crime-ridden hellhole and the shittiest place to live in America.
>>77387622
Smell this. *unzips dick*
>>77387514
There's nothing shocking about this. One of his most consistent love interests is prostitute turned cat burglar.
>>77386264
>>77386285
>>77387154
>>77387514
>all those pure-waifu fags
no wonder you are still virgins
tattoos & piercings are part of our human culture, different cultures around the globe were doing it for centuries
>>77388002
>I-I'm not a degenerate
>ur all just virgens!!1
>I'll have you know there are proud African tribes who put ashtrays in their mouths!!
>>77388002
All I'm saying is women with that many tattoos tend to not be very faithful in monogamous reationships.
>>77386288
>Iron Aquaman defending people of Atlantis?
>>77387570
>>77387580
Nah, Black Mask was in Catwoman looking as he normally does until he was ran out of town.
>>77388177
More likely Amnesty Bay, Maine I would think.
>>77388278
Oh, yeah. Forgot about that place. It's usually first place to target when you perform invasion from sea.
>>77386369
>or cover up like 90% of the body
That said, there's something about Yakuza wife tattoos that I just love.
And about the comic, Plascencia is doing an amazing job wit the colors in this book.
>>77388082
correlation=/=causation, etc etc
>>77386261
I'm getting really tired of every Bat book plugging the Hell out of We Are Robin. It always feels really forced.
>>77386285
>being a fag
>posting an image in a storytime
Somebody should fucking drop you pal
>>77387793
Holy shit is this guy serious?
>>77386288
We Batman, Inc. now.
>>77386332
Great White looks like the TDKR Mutant Leader.
>>77386350
Wait, I get that Batman does this a few times with bats, but birds don't work that way.
>>77388849
Snyder is just doing it with Duke because he created him and Snyder loves his OCs
>>77386261
we red robin now
>>77386467
I think that's kind of on purpose.
>>77386261
>>77386271
The amount of useless dialog in this issue is Bendis-tier.
>>77386332
Is that Bane? If so, damn, my cock's already burning red hot.
It's probably not him, but I'd dig that design, bit like in the animated series.
>>77386015
Why the fuck do they tell a story across multiple titles?
Like it's one thing when a story carries over but when it's like
Chapter 1's over here
Then chapter 2's over there
Chapter 3's hidden behind the file cabinet
And chapter 4's hidden across every paper shredder in New York City
>>77390662
Then they release a collected version of one of the lines in the crossover and only the line's crossover issue is in the collected version. So fucking dumb.
>>77387625
This and last issue of Grayson also gave me disappointment instead of a boner
>>77389727
Gimp Bane is best Bane.
Seriously, is that gimp character hot new Snyder OC?
>>77391485
I hope so I don't want him to ruin another character
>>77386288
we all know how this will turn out
>>77386299
>Batzilla ongoing where he fights monsters
Oh baby
>>77386407
ROOKIE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>77386245
>redhead with tattoos
literally my ideal
>>77387514
His true love is a cat themed former prostitute thief/mob boss.
>>77389727
>Bane
>with any mask but a luchador one
He's also way too small to be Bane. It would make a lot of sense for him to work with Penguin since in Arkham War they were on almost friendly termsm bonding over mutual desire to kill the Joker and whatnot, but this is quite obviously a redesigned Black Mask.
>>77390662
So that people who only buy one of those titles will feel the need to buy them all for that month. Duh.
>>77392853
>He's also way too small to be Bane
Yes, Bane is a big guy
>>77394160
Yeah he is
>>77394160
for you
>>77386332
Ventriloquist, Great White and the Green Arrow villain who's only does
Sound Effects
>>77387128
>I'm not going to show you Bruce in love with her I'm just going to tell you he is
Julie Madison isn't a new character.
>>77386238
>>77386245
I wish to have sex with Bruce.
>>77386332
Gimp Black Mask is a huge improvement
>>77388917
>Being this new
Despite what you might have been told this isn't Tumblr.
