Would you have gone with the flow?
Would you have just let it happen?
I would have eaten that jelly bean
would have shit my britches and hope that would be enough to drive him away
It wouldn't be the first time I've fucked another guy in a public restroom.
>>77358424
But thats what he wanted
>>77357670
I'd flee before he says anything.
>>77357670
I honestly don't know. I think I would've fought. I hope so.
Not long after I saw this episode, I actually got sexually harassed in the restroom. Seems funny now, but it was pretty freaky.
>>77359053
I'm sorry to hear that, man. That kind of thing is really upsetting. I hope you're doing alright.
This is what happens if you go with the flow:
https://youtu.be/vpejckQgpeg?t=147
>>77359102
I'm doing fine, anon. Thanks for checking.
And hey, at least now I have a third-party opinion on what my dick looks like. I was kind of insecure about it before, so that's nice.
>>77357670
I would have beat the ever loving shit outta this guy and killed him with Ricks gun if I was morty
>>77359176
Well, that was fucked up.
>>77359355
did you report it?
>>77359355
>>77359176
Oh god I know that feel.
I tried E for the first time at a rave saturday and I tried to date rape two women.
I now fantasize about feeling like a god while having a women held in your arms so malebale to your will.
I just called a homeless women and influenced her to become a prostute, not to pimp her out for money ro anything,but just to see someone broken and totally under my will.
So yeah, beeing a total sick fuck and loving it but hating yourself for it, I know that feel.
>>77357670
>18 year old as opposed to a 14 year old
Yeah I think I can at least knock him out
>>77359973
Wow you're disgusting. Kill yourself or stay away from women. You belong in prison.
>>77360184
Yeah its pretty fucked up.
I mean I can use the "i was high excuse" but end of the day I am turned on by intoxicated women
I went to a rave with the full intenion of dropping E and rubbing againsr everything. got some E, fucking lost my shit and declared E to be God, emptied the arm out, bought as much e as I could, and then obnoxiusly and blatanlty hit on every woman in site before feeling up against this one chick who was grinding on everyone, cinvincg her to drop a tab and then having her cousins get he out the club before it kicked in and anything would happen
Sick thing is I dont want to mess with E anymore because I know cotinous use causes severe permenet damage, but I am still endless turned on by the whole powdered MindBreak factor.
>>77360215
Yeah that's fascinating bro. Stay away from women if you have the urge to date rape them or just kill yourself, honestly. The world needs less people like you.
>>77360299
I dont have the urge to date rape women, I just have a drugged girl fetish (well mindbreak in general) that club scenes provide a distubring and dangerous opertunity for me to indulge.
That was my first and most lijley last time using E
>>77360323
yeah then go to therapy dude because drugging women then having fantasies about fucking them is not normal
>>77360384
desu neither is having a fetish for shota, but you don't see most of /co/ going to therapy for that.
>>77360399
One is rape and one is being a faggot. You can't harm someone just by being a faggot. You can harm someone by being a rapist. Either get help or castrate yourself you sad fuck.
>>77360519
fucking drugged women isn't rape if they consent to drugged sex.
go back to tumblr.
>>77360577
>fucking drugged women isn't rape if they consent to drugged sex
>>77360655
This is actually true, it's shady as fuck but true.
You might need to ask her when she's sober to avoid it getting to0 legally messy but consent is consent.
>>77360655
Have you ever gotten stoned and then fucked? It's amazing.
>>77358604
>2
true.
>>77357670
Too in shock to do anything but shake and make a spazzing movement every once in a while. Cry silently the whole time then lay on the floor in a broken ball until long after he's gone until someone eventually stumbles across me. I know that feel.
>>77357670
He falls in the category of
>fictional characters I could probably fuck up in a fight
but if he had the drop on me I may not win that one. He's a big Jellybean.
>>77360927
>>77360577
>>77360655
He blatantly admitted to trying to date-rape them. Its not 'hey do you want to get high and fuck', he's getting them fucked up all intents and purposes of fucking them up to take advantage of them when they are too messed up to make crystal clear decisions. That's his fetish.
Drugged sex is great and all but with something like E, everything is great. When I used to do E, if you told me to rob a store or invited me to get gangbanged by 8 bodybuilding black dudes in a BDSM club - I would have totally agreed because everything on E seems like super great idea. Fortunately for me, the worst was streaking in parking lots and playing manhunt in a swamp.
>>77361115
>get gangbanged by 8 bodybuilding black dudes in a BDSM club
Is this supposed to be a bad thing? You sound like a prude to be honest.
>>77360655
"Hey i'm gonna get super high tonight and i want you to fuck me" is still connect, though.
I had a girlfriend that outright demanded i fuck her while she was asleep once. Some people are just into both sides of that stuff.
>>77361141
>not wanting to be a fucktoy for a group of men
>prude
kay
>>77361325
I mean I think fucking a ton of dudes sounds awesome but I don't think its a big deal if someone else doesn't wanna do it.
>>77360323
>I just have a drugged girl fetish (well mindbreak in general) that club scenes provide a distubring and dangerous opertunity for me to indulge
That last part worries me.
>>77359973
>and I tried to date rape two women.
Dude, that's fucking awful. Don't do that to people.
>>77361571
I mean. I get that this is 4chan and everyone is a degenerate but I'd like to think there's hope in mankind.
Just...don't rape people. Shit dude.
>>77360184
>>77361571
>>77360299
>>77360384
>>77360519
multiple fags or one giant fag? Dude said he was on drugs and wasnt exactly in a state of mind to be making smart decisions. Fuck off your high horse.
I wonder what flavor he is.
>>77361647
>Fuck off your high horse.
Druggie, please.
>>77361665
Tumblr, please.
>>77361647
>it's okay if they're just on drugs
>>77361647
>I tried to rape two women and keep fantasizing about date raping women
>don't rape women, anon
>HURR STOP JUDGING HIM IT'S NOT HIS FAULT GET OFF UR HIGH HORSE MORALFAGS
Kill yourself.
>>77357670
Reminder he was a re-purposed character from an early short.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GyrXqGCszE
>>77361701
You first pal.
>>77358604that's hot
>>77360323
Yea the issue is the opportunity f.a.m.
Just don't rape mmmkkkaaayyyy?
>>77361723
I'm not your pal, buddy.
>>77357670
Never
Morty getting backed into a corner and finding out that he has the capacity to kill is some serious character development. Too bad the show is comedy, or just dickriding Rick, so it won't ever matter.
>>77360184
>Believing 4chan posts
>>77361857
Have you even seen the whole show? There is major character development and minor plotlines and a lot of dramatic moments. A common complaint is that there's too much of those things actually.
>>77357670
No, this would have happened if you stayed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpejckQgpeg
>>77361952
Too slow >>77359176
>>77360927
Get rekt
>>77357670
Oh hod now, I'm not having sex in a dirty bathroom, maybe I'm spoiled, but I need a bed with fresh clean sheets, a couch or a freshly vaccumed carpeted floor.
Need cushion for the pushin
Also I'm not gay, not hating on gays or anything but I like sticking my penis in women because tits, long hair and I think vaginas look cute, but I will admit to wanting to be in a threesome with a very pretty tranny like Bailey Jay in double stuffing a woman, but if wrong holes get poked or fluids fly in all directions and land carelessly, then I would not mind.
>>77358520
>What if it only makes him harder? After all, all you've accomplished is prelube yourself.
>>77357670
I wonder if this scenario would work if gender bent or it was Summer being assualted in the women's bathroom by an aggressive lesbian and Summer had to bash her head in and walk out of girls room wet with sweat, toilet water and blood.
>>77359398
I had a friend over watching it with me and he got really uncomfortable, I mean I knew he was molested by a school teacher when he was a kid, but I didn't think he would have been triggered by a cartoon for children.
>>77359973
Well this thread took a dark turn
>>77363778
The world is a dark place.
>>77359973
Hot.
Lol, not turning the tables on him instead. Some of us arent bottoms op
This thread is a great example of neo-4chan.
>>77360184
>Any post here is a work of fiction etc etc kill you'reselve
>>77365775
This is Bullshit. From the wikia:
>"A common misconception is that King Jellybean wanted aliens to lick him. This comes from a joke on Reddit that the writers wrote to entertain.[1] They did however clear up and blatantly state that the King did in fact try to rape Morty and has committed rape in the past."
Either way, I'm glad he died.
>>77359973
Get out of /co/ and get some fucking help, you make me sick.
>>77357670
it is a fucking jelly bean dammit, I would have turned the tables instead of beating him up.
start off with eating his arms and legs and then turn him into a fleshlight and hid him under my bed at mortys age.
morty kicked the shit out of him anyway so I never saw any real threat.
>>77361857
>serious character development.
You are watching Rick and Morty for the wrong reasons.
>>77361846
He's not your buddy, guy.
>>77364576
>all of 4chan is /b/
