whose funeral is this?
Sue dibny's
>>77336253
Ah thanks, I remember saving it from /co/ a long time ago and never finding out whose it was
>>77336148
batman
>acknowledges that being in a costume at a funeral
>gives a weak ass explanation of why they do it
That's the biggest son of identity crisis, it's a half-assed deconstruction.
>>77336512
*sin
>>77336148
Then why are people like Aquaman, Starfire, Martian Manhunter, Big Barda and Cyborg in their superhero costumes? They don't even have secret identities.
They just want to be attention whores at a funeral
>>77336148
What the fuck is Power Girl doing
>>77336583
Does Cyborg even wear clothes?
>>77336148
I think i'll lighten the mood
>>77336596
Seriously! She looks like she wants to pull Sue out of the coffin and beat her up.
>>77336624
>all that same face
>>77336609
He did a lot in New Teen Titans.
>>77336148
Carlton's
>>77336583
Starfire and Martian Manhunter used to, dont know if they kept up with Kory Anders and John Jones.
>>77336512
If they're all so worried about their identities, just keep the mask on when you wear the suit.
>>77336780
I get how manhunter can have a secret identity but how the hell can a 6'4 orange skinned bombshell with green pupilless eyes get one?
>>77336858
By being a model and wearing green tint sunglasses
>>77336148
>victim burned to death
>firestorm and firehawk won't power down
how fuckin insensitive can you be
>>77336987
John seems kind of annoyed that not only are they obstructing his view but he has two bright fires right in front of his face
>>77336624
who's the midget beside of supes?
also, beast boy eyeing power-cleavage
>>77337053
>who's the midget beside of supes?
That's Lois
Wait why can't they be in formal clothes?
>>77337210
they had to keep their secret identities secret anon
>>77336624
>Going to a wedding in your superhero outfits.
That's awful, wear a damn formal suit.
>>77337053
And Alan is trying to stop him.
...that guy checking out Stargirl's boobs?
>>77337210
Because we wouldn't be able to tell who half of them are.
>>77337230
Yeah but the ceremony seems to be open to the public so why not just go to the funeral in your secret identity?
>>77336624
Fucking Beast Boy.
>>77336780
Yeah but they do it out of curiosity, not necessity
Like everyone knows where Starfire lives because they all know where Titans Tower is
>>77336624
Is that Snapper right behind cyborg?
>>77337232
Didn't Kyle Baker talked about this in plastic man?
>>77337143
Not the girl ... the bald guy.
>>77337361
Yes.
>>77337361
Yes
>>77337324
Even if its open to the public why would someone like Bruce Wayne who lives in Gotham go to a funeral of Elongated Mans wife in not Gotham (I think the city was Pittsburgh but not sure).
>>77337345
That's the same reasoning for most powered maskless heroes.
>>77337412
Read a comic book.
Ralph Dibny and Bruce Wayne are friends (Ralph helped and saved Bruce Wayne more than once).
>>77336148
Why is Kid Flash in the back by himself and not with the Titans?
How did Animal Man and his wife get so close?
>>77337412
Because elongated man and his wife were celebrities and Bruce wayne is rich.
>>77337388
He's some guy from Winick's GA run. Who cares?
>>77336596
>>77336630
shes saying to Captain Atom when I find the guy who did this Imma fist him so hard'
>>77336624
Where's Batman
>>77336148
Is Dr. Light still Dr. Rape?
>>77337560
He's taking the picture.
>>77337560
He didn't want to come, he's lurking somewhere out of sight
>>77337560
He didn't come until later when a fight started
>>77337562
No now he's Dr. Dead guy
>>77337492
>>77337495
Probably a bad example, I dont know shit about Elongated Man outside of Identity Crises and 52. Point is there would be some people who would have no reason for being there outside of them being a hero. Even if the funeral was open to the public.
>>77337562
no in the Nu52 dr.rape is married and had kids with female dr. light than he died and came back
>>77337562
Nope, he was a good guy who accidentally got his head blown off by Superman and became some kinda light entity/ghost or something
>>77337560
Watching the monitors.
>>77336624
>Guy checking out Starfire tits
Top Kek
>>77337583
Vixen you slut.
Now is she talking about green arrow or black canary?
>>77337628
I thought he was going to get a handfull of ass
anyone have more pictures of superhero gatherings?
>>77337628
And then there's Beast Boy with Alan trying to get him to cut it out.
>>77337628
>a leaguer checking out a titan's tits
>a titan checking out a leaguer's tits
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>>77337602
That's probably why they should've done two ceremonies.
>>77337680
>>77337794
>Batman being a loser by himself
>>77337808
>>77336596
She has trouble dealing with emotions.
>>77337794
>plastic man taking up 2 chairs
Dick
>>77337827
If Bruce is going to be such an autist, why does he even bother coming?
>>77337869
Dick and Alfred probably made him go
>>77337569
it's not a picture
>>77337768
With a secret entrance, changing room and no windows.
>>77337232
I always like the idea of heroes having formal version of their costumes for weddings and funerals and such.
>>77337562
That title goes to the Riddler now
>>77337805
He vonteered for monitor duty, so that the others can have fun (also, so that he doesn't "grim-out" the party. Michael Holt goes over to give him food, though.
>>77337965
The riddler isn't a Doctor tho.
>>77337965
wait what
>>77338016
Or is he?
>>77336624
Holy shit they got Jack Knight to come out of early retirement for an appearance?
>>77337794
>You will always be batman, sitting in a corner away from the fun.
>>77338023
The riddler is fucking sue.
>>77338023
Riddler was fucking Sue.
>>77337583
>Speedy and Hal's reactions
>>77337794
JLA/JSA crossovers were the shit, the one thing I hate in the New 52 is that we're never going to get them again in my lifetime.
>>77337808
>>77337827
Was this the time when Johnny Sorrow ruined Thanksgiving and Bruce ordered them like 50 pizzas?
>>77338135
It wasn't Johnny Sorrow, that was Virtue and Vice, this was two random-ass D-list villains who figured everyone was going to be out of the building, and wound up getting a very rude surprise.
And then Bruce ordered them all pizzas.
>>77338135
Johnny Sorrow didn't ruin Thanksgiving, two random villains did
but yes Bruce had to order a shitload of pizza
>>77338175
Whose the vegetarian for?
>>77338175
My bad, been a while since I've read it.
>>77337583
>Batman declines
What a dick
>>77338175
>not taking the free breadsticks
>>77336624
Why did i think this was a Dick grayson and Barbara Gordon wedding?
>>77338208
Ollie, probably.
>>77338230
Dude, look at the other pictures that have been posted, he would've been a killjoy even if he showed up just for the ceremony and left before the reception. The man is literally incapable of separating himself from his work, and is constantly Batman 24/7, even if he's not in costume.
>>77338241
I dunno, Babs is all dolled up but Dick is in the back row
>>77338261
>Ollie, probably.
Doesn't his chili have meat in it? It's not Ollie
It might be Superman, I forget when Birthright came out and it said he was vegetarian in that
>>77338241
Shipper trash?
Think Dick was gonna walk down the aisle?
>>77338287
>>77338175
Man I could really go for a slice of meat-lovers now...
>>77338082
Wedding rings are Hal's actual biggest fear, it was established in sinestro corps war
>>77338111
>Hawkman and his kooky magic bullshit
Goddammit, Carter.
>>77338111
>>77338391
Hal was the Spectre, you'd think he'd be a little more open to magic
>>77338299
Dick is the kinda guy who would only go to city hall to sign the certificate. Like he did with Trantula. I do not remember them getting divorced, did something ever happen with that?
>>77338409
that's probably WHY he doesn't like magic, he didn't like being the Spectre
>>77338413
I don't think Dick actually signed the wedding certificate for Tarantula? He got interrupted or something
>>77338111
I can't tell if Pieter is hitting on Dinah or trying to get her to join the JSA.
>>77338391
To be fair, he had just been brought back from the Hawksnarl through Thanagarian science-magic, so I can see where he'd argue with Hal on this.
But >>77338409 is also correct. Which is weird because the Goyer/Johns era of JSA used Spectre Hal more than once in a couple story arcs.
>>77338413
They were never married, he didn't sign it
>>77338472
I think he's hitting on her, she's part of the JLA again and possibly married to Ollie by that point
they did have a thing when she was in JSA, before Ollie came back
>>77338287
Birthright as good as it is, was never canon
>>77338496
>>77338472
They used to be a couple.
>>77338472
Both. They were dating in JSA, and then Ollie came back to life and she left the team to go back to the League, and left Pieter with it. They're obviously still pretty awkward about the whole deal here.
>>77338413
He only went there cause she was bullying him into it. And he only did because he was depressed until he got a call from Bruce and daddy made him feel better.
>>77338512
I thought he actually went through with it and then writers dropped it. The call was about War Games wasn't it?
>>77338641
>The call was about War Games wasn't it?
yep
>>77338299
It's not like Barbara was going to
I kind of hate how when comic book characters get married/killed, the wedding/funeral has every fucking cunt in existence attending.
Are there any weddings or funerals that just have a few people?
>>77339127
Ollie was such a cunt by the time he died I don't think anybody even bothered giving him a funeral
>>77339127
Bruce Wayne's funeral had less than 10 people iirc.
>>77339184
I'd imagine Hal had a similar thing. I think Barrys funeral was skipped but he had retired to the future and there was the whole universes dying thing happening at the same time.
>>77339052
>>77339052
Upvote this man.
>>77339248
Hal actually had a pretty big funeral, even Swamp Thing and Constantine stopped by
>>77338208
Wonder Woman? She's the one who can talk to animals and I think one of her powers is that they all love her.
>>77339184
Secret wedding at the Detroit cave. Secret honeymoon. Secret Death.
They found out really quickly that it wasn't Ollie, anyway ... hence no funeral (but immediate hunt, which unfortunately led to Connor getting shot).
>>77339272
>>77339278
No, I'm talking about when Ollie died in the 90s and got replaced by Connor Hawke
He was completely blown up so there was nothing to bury but I don't recall an actual funeral, just a tiny grave marker
>>77339304
True. No comicbook panel of funeral.
But, it was mentioned in later issues (when Ollie was "revived") who were in attendance at his funeral.
>>77339272
Guess that self sacrifice thing is the way to go then. He was a dick villain at the end there and I didn't remember the funeral so I just assumed there wasn't one.
>>77339272
... also, Lobo alone in the back row.
>>77339358
I think somebody finally felt bad for turning him into a villain and shitting on him for two years straight so they at least let him have a nice funeral
>>77336253
I'll never not be mad
>>77339489
I defend the New 52 a lot because I think a lot of good stories still came out of it despite everything.
That being said FUCK DC's general blanket rule that prevents anyone from having a stable, happy relationship or marriage at this point in the setting. Fuck it with a rake.
>>77339544
At least the new52 got rid of this.
>>77336148
thumbnail makes it look like guitar hero, I hope it's guitar heroes funeral
>>77339489
Me too. At least, they haven't royally screwed up Jay and Joanyet.
>>77336583
does anyone in this picture have a secret identity? I mean Superman I guess.
>>77336624
>Animal Man and his wife
>Scott and Barda
Awww
>>77339830
>At least, they haven't royally screwed up Jay and Joan
anon I hate to be the one to tell you this
>>77337053
That's Oberon, Scott's manager
>>77339859
Nightwing, Robin, Blue Beetle, Kid Flash, GL/Ion, ...
>>77336596
There is always that one person at the fenural who is there to avenge the death of whoever died.
>>77339912
No. Oberon is on the far left corner in front (opposite Scott and Barda).
>>77339932
Really? Ted Kord is secret huh? It's not much of a mask...
Oh there's Kyle, he got shoved in the back seats, hahah. at first I only saw guy, and later John but, they're the maskless types.
>>77339886
Man, she is so fucking dead it's not even funny. Probably not even any remains left after Earth 2 got vored.
>>77339886
God, what a fucking cunt.
>>77339886
>royally
Yup, I know that one ... N52. That was a major spat but it's not like somebody got caught in an affair, or worse -- killed as a plot device. There's a chance of reconciliation in the N52 storyline.
>>77340029
nah she's definitely dead, and Jay is a drunk slut now
thanks Wilson
>>77338240
I know right?
>>77339782
What, it got rid of the idea that nobody should be in a happy long term relationship?
No it didn't...
>>77340096
No I mean it got rid of sue getting raped and murder.
>>77339886
What a bitch
>>77340121
Convergence restored that universe son.
>>77340121
oh yeah, at least there's that
>>77338175
>>77338154
>>77338135
>>77337808
>>77337827
So.. anyone mind story timing it or we gonna wait for Thanksgiving?
>>77340183
I'd do it now but I have to get to bed.I'll definitely do Virtue and Vice sometime this month for Thanksgiving, it's fantastic
>>77337023
Thank god they're not sitting next to Martian Manhunter.
>>77340341
T-t-thanks anon.
>>77336148
Is that Commissioner Gordon in front of Vixen? Why the fuck...?
>>77340121
Isn't she some kind of brainwashed concubine for the Riddler now or something though?
>>77340853
sorta
she'll get betterI hope ;_;
>>77339209
Everyone went to Bruce's funeral in Kingdom Come.
>>77341782
Wasn't Kingdom Come Batman's identity public knowledge?
It would be weird if the superhero community showed up for Bruce Wayne's funeral.
>>77341825
>It would be weird if the superhero community showed up for Bruce Wayne's funeral.
?Huh?
The superheroes unmasked in the end as a gesture of trust.
>>77341861
I mean in the regular universe, when Bruce "died" after Final Crisis, the community couldn't show up for his funeral.
>>77341873
I don't see why they couldn't do a public funeral for Batman then have one for Bruce where they don't attend. Granted they'd have to space out the dates of the funerals to throw people off, but still.
>>77341873
There weren't any funerals.
As far as the public was concerned, Bruce Wayne was on a long vacation, and Batman never left.
Everyone that saw DickBats up close could tell that it wasn't the old Batman, but they didn't have any explanation.
>>77342830
>As far as the public was concerned, Bruce Wayne was on a long vacation
Nah. After Bruce died Hush tried to usurp Wayne Industries thanks to his having undergone plastic surgery to look like Bruce. This plan backfired though and Tim and the Outsiders basically ended up strongarming Hush into pretending to be Bruce for them, or else.
>>77342782
OR
Have Lois write an article of how Batman and Bruce Wayne were casualties of the horrible events of Final Crisis. Public funeral for ALL Gotham victims including two of its prominent citizens.
tbqh, Dick as Nightwing is a-ok; he doesn't need to be Bats.
>>77337583
Alan's reaction is just adorable.
>>77336148
Why, it's yours, OP.
>>77337297
Beast Boy.
>>77337583
>Plas
KEK
>Batman
God damn it Bruce, eat a dick
>>77339272
What is a Watchman Character doing in this continuity DC Universe?
>>77337583
Is... is that Snapper Carr in the top right?
>>77344454
all the characters in Watchmen where knock-offs of Charlton characters that DC had just acquired the rights to. The only reason Watchmen didn't use those characters was because DC didn't like killing off so many of their new toys. Otherwise Watchmen would be canon in DC, squid monster and all.
anyway very very little was changed regarding character design
>>77344454
Where do you see a watchman character?
>>77336819
>implying that would be any different
The actual solution would be to have 2 funerals, one for the league/society and a public one
>>77344454
That's not Rorschach behind the pillar. That's the Question.
>>77344541
Yep
