Do you like clowns /co/?
>>77285298
When they're just sexy chicks with clown shit stuck on em I do.
I'd post those clown girls from Killer clowns from Outer Space, but i don't wanna get banned.
>Try to fist clown girl
>Just pull out a ribbon
Why does this keep happening to me?
Not particularly.
Not scared of them or anything, they're just rather annoying.
>>77285394
>you and qt clown gf doing it
>suddenly hear bicycle horns honking to you humping
>realise it's her climaxing
>try to ignore it because it means she's enjoying it
>suddenly she takes a deep breath in and she rears back as you hit her G-spot
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWGH
I was deaf for three days.
>>77285431
Your lack of fear shows that you have great potential, Boco.
>eating out my clown girlfriend
>she's really digging it, about to climax
>I go in for the final lick
>confetti bursts out across my face
Clown women, I swear.
OH HELLO LITTLE NICE PUPPY BOY
>Clown gf asks me to creampie her
>smack her in the face with a pie
>suddenly she's all upset
What did I do wrong /co/?
>getting a handjob from my cute Clown girlfriend
>about to come
>she folds my dick into a balloon animal
Try explaining that to a doctor
>>77285574
When the whipporwill... whippors in the wind... the wind can't whippor back...
>>77285609
You forgot to spray her with water
>>77285648
>clown girls are into watersports
>>77285609
That's not what a creampie is, anon.
Clown girls are hawt
The only thing I find hotter than clown make-up is those skeleton day of the dead male up
If Coulrophobia stands for irrational fear to clowns, Coulrophilia would stand for irrational attraction/fetish?
>>77285609
>>77285609
> she wants a creampie
> you give her a pie
> just a pie
she is the clown anon, not you
get your /ck/ together
I remember there was a Totally Spies episode where one of the girls was turned into a clown.
>go clubbing one night
>meet a really sexy clown qt at the club
>she's tipsy, we go back to her place to make out
>start undressing her, it's getting pretty hot
>all of a sudden fromt he next room the front door opens
>"oh no" she panics and tells me it's her husband
>tells me to hide while she goes out to greet him
>only place to hide is a broom closet
>as I go in the closet I hear a voice
>"you too man?"
>Turn around, there's 30 other clowns in the broom closet with me.
No but I like sluts who dress up as clowns.
>>77286096
>she can fit 30 dicks in her vagina
>>77286064
Was it a clown or a mime?
>>77286540
>Not 30 individual dicks
>I'm talking about at the same time
>enough for me and my homies
>>77285337
This guy gets it.
>>77285298
Mimes are better.
>>77286722
A mime is a terrible thing to waste.
>>77286778
A mime is a terrible thing to shovel.
>>77286575
Not him. I looked into it there was a clown episode.
http://totallyspies.wikia.com/wiki/Clowning_Around!
Just getting this out of the way
>>77286858
Huh, what do you know. Is there a fetish Totally Spies didn't tackle?
>>77286914
I'd assume they avoided Guro and Scat.
Other than that, fair game.
>>77286914
Totally Spies really is kidsafe /d/ isn't it
>>77286949
I bet the show had implications of Guro and Scat.
YOU BET I DO!
>>77286985
IIRC in one episode a woman was turning people into furries so she make fur coats ans other clothing from their skin.
One coat she was wearing in the episode was said to be from a lawyer. So she already killed one guy and skinned him (off-screen of course).
>>77286985
Living human beings are implications of scat.
>>77287104
holy fucknuts
>>77287104
sexy clowns are indeed something I'm into.
No, but that probably explains /co/'s obsession with old Harley.
>>77287104
Found it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A8drLHUnxQ
Here's the part where the villainess explains her plan for those don't want to sit through half of the episode:
https://youtu.be/0A8drLHUnxQ?t=13m3s
>>77285457
>>77287487
Why does humanized art have to be so rare?
Clowns and Scarecrows are very underutilized gimmicks. Probably because Batman owns the fucking market.
>>77286540
In a row?
>>77288330
Never really met one of those straw folk before.
>>77285363
but the genius writers combined clown fetish and balloon tits fetish!
ARE YOU READY?
ARE YOU READY?
ARE YOU READY TO CLOWN AROUND?
>>77285298
Mimes are far superior.
>>77286096
fucking kek
>>77288836
I don't disagree, but they're poor conversationalists. On top of that, cute mimes and plain mimes are pretty 50/50 in media: at least with clowns you have the hyper, the perky, the sultry, the depressed, and the murderous.
>>77286914
They never indulged mySUPERBADfetish
>>77285298
No, I have clownphobia
>>77288880
Mimes are the best.
>>77288938
But Clowns are too cute!
>>77288938
You need some sexy clown in your life to out set the scary clown phobia.
>>77285903
>those skeleton day of the dead male up
>male up
sounds like this anon wants to bone
>>77288938
Just because someone looks different than you or thinks differently than you doesn't mean you should be afraid of them.
It means you should be ANGRY AT THEM! HOW DARE THEY BE DIFFERENT! WHAT, MY WAY OF LIFE AIN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR THEM?!!!!
I think I have a thing for girls with unusual skin colours in general, so a pure white clown girl as part of the other makeup hits that
HEY HEY HEY
WHO'S READY TO LAUGH
EVERYTHING FLOATS DOWN HERE!
![[honks erotically].png](https://i.imgur.com/2w96r9A.png "[honks erotically].png")
>>77286064
>>77290106
Such a cutie.
>clown gf says she feels adventurous today
>stick my dick in her ass
>fell for the ol whoopee cushion in the ass trick
fuck
>>77290106
>>77290622
>>77285298
>>77289145
I demand more art of this woman
>>77290667
Not going to lie, I was a bit disappointed with the episode.
I was hoping to see more people to get clowned and to see them in costume.
Reminder.
>>77290667
Forced clownification is my fetish.
>>77290874
Same.
>>77290874
>issue 3+ will never be ripped
>>77290908
It's really bothering me that the arm with the hand behind the seltzer bottle is in front of the other arm.
>>77290920
What are you talking about? I definitely remember reading a rip of it.
>>77291430
Wot.
I only 1 and 2, and Mephisto dropped it after #2.
>>77291456
only have*
>>77290874
>>77290920
Is Pirouette any good? What is the story even about? A clown girl that wants to escape from the circus?
>>77291648
Something, Something, Cute Girl Clown.
I honestly can't remember. I just remember liking #1 and deciding to hoard it, since I prefer binge reading.
>>77291695
>Something, Something, Cute Girl Clown.
Heh, can't argue with that logic.
>>77285634OH NICE AND CHUBBY BABY!
>>77288443
I'd plow her big comfy ass.
>>77291430
>i've read #3
How?
There's only 2 issues. #2 ends on a TBC note ;_;
I heard you boys like cloooowns. C-c-c-YEAH!
>>77291815
>>77291815
>This one was banned from music television, cause you can see my junk...through my jumpsuit
>>77288836
>mime girlfriend gaining weight
>doctor says she's pregnant
>fucking mime condoms
>>77285298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzvf1YKRhG8
The clowning has begun!
>>77285394
i fucked a clown girl in the ass; kept hearing a honk sound every thrust.
>>77292348
>Pregnant mime
Evacuate the children.
clowns, are they funny, sexy, or scary
Make up your minds
Don't mind me, just posting mermclown
>>77293922
Plague has some top-tier tastes man.
>>77293765
They're all of the above, of course.
>>77285298
I really do, but not just in a sexual way.
Random Clown trivia: Viewers of the Avengers will remember an episode in which an archive of eggs on which clown faces figured into the plot.
This is something clowns in Britain actually do, to secure the rights on their specific make-up.
>>77285337
Pleb
>>77294048
Looks more like a harlequin than a clown...
Which brings me to the question, what do you guys prefer?
Jesters, harlequins, clowns or evenmimes?
>>77293765
The perfect combination of all three.
>>77294114
Harlequins for raw conniving subterfuge (hot) & flexibility
>>77294114
isn't harlequin kind of an archetype that includes all of those?
>>77294156
I guess you could say that they are the same as jesters at least.
>>77285574
>>77285634
>>77291751
You pieces of shit.
>>77294048
Flipside is kind of a bad comic, and Maytag is a pretty shitty character.
>>77294114
Given the choice between the three, I'd go with harlequins. Their definition is just loose enough that she can be more clownish or mimeish as I'd like. Also, you can't beat the hat and form-fitting outfit.
I'm not even opposed to skank Harley, I just really like the harlequin getup.
>>77285903Calavera make-up is top tier fetish material
Recently I saw a clown girl standing by the pedestrian way making balloon animals for kids. She wasn't wearing make-up (as far as I could tell) just a pair of oversized orange glasses, but she was still super qt. Almost would have asked her for an animal too.
Speaking of clowns, did that mime villain make it into the Ladybug cartoon? I haven't watched it yet and that guy would be one of the biggest draws for me.
>>77294165
Harlequins are usually scheming servants looking to eat all the pie (also lewd pie)
Jesters are hired failactors who serve no purpose but to entertain the court (and keep them humble)
>>77294228
I still read way too much of that damn comic, despite knowing it was rather shit. I blame the harlequin for hooking me, despite her weirdly predictable personality. After a while, I wasn't even on-board for the harlequin fetish fuel, but for how the author could create the largest anime-style counter battle. It may as well have devolved to "I got you, no I got you" for a couple chapters.
>>77285298
god yes
A+ would let her steal my sacks of gold ducats.
>>77286900
>>77285903
>those skeleton day of the dead male up
http://www.mediafire.com/watch/wsb45mv4dmdgrc2/stream.mp4
![3y1Ib[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/2de1gwV.png "3y1Ib[1].png")
>>77294263
>>77293936
I wonder if someone could ask him to draw more clown fish maids
>>77294411
Oh god
>>77286900
>>77294359
pixie is best clown
>>77294470
I got another one for youDia De Los Muertos Make Up POV Blow Job
>>77294292
Artistically, I think it is alright for an "American Manga," I just dropped it because it got to convoluted. It was better earlier on when it was more heavily a fantasy-adventure comic, with relationship stuff happening in the background.
Then the relationship stuff took center stage, and it got boring. And most of the characters went from fun adventurers with some anime tropes to all being emo assholes caught up in all sorts of cringe worth relationship problems.
Maytag probably got it the worst, because she went from cute, shy girl who becomes more confident when she wears the Jester suit (wasn't explained, and didn't need to be) and also kind of obsessed with sex, to some almost batshit crazy lady who literally invented multiple personalities because she wanted to more or less be a fake person when she interacted with people.
I just haven't read it for a year or two, so I wouldn't really know.
>>77288422
Take it to >>>/trash/
It's a red board.
>>77285298
High test
someone post the best sexy pink clownponyshe is so hot.
Hey guys, how's it going?
Woah woah woah hol up hol up, did someone say CLOWN GIRLS?
>>77295160
>>77295144
>>77295131
>>77295116
>>77295098
>>77295067
>>77295056
>>77295040
>>77295007
>She's probably farted in full clown costume before.
>>77295192
das it mang
we experimental clown girls from this point fowards
>>77292230
>I believe that is known as free-balling.
Some might be men.
Sorry guys gotta go, here, have a poorly made wallpaper i made in less than a minute.
>>77295386
>2928x2000
>wallpaper
lel
>>77295192
Don't know about that but /v/ got her fired by spamming her employers with requests for her to either strip at parties or perform escort services.
>>77295758
I refuse to believe it
>>77296291
He's wrong on two counts, she was self employed and decided to quit because people were being pervy. /v/ had nothing to do with it
>>77289145
>>77285298
Who made these and is there more of them?
When I was a child I was taken to a rodeo with my church school.
This qt as fuck clown came by and ruffled my hair and skipped into the arena.my fetish blossomed that day
I need comics about clown girls
Or vidya with clown girls
Or ANYTHING with clown girls
>>77296421
Pirouette
>>77294542
How the fuck did I only notice now that this is an actual board?
>>77296442
>>77296461
>downloaded Big Top Scooby just for clown Daphne
>>77296475
It's not been around long, and its unlisted.
Go to >>>/qa/ to keep informed on 4chan news
>>77296421
Harle hit all of my buttons.
Also, I want a SoL where girls attend clown camp.
>>77296529
I'm having fun funposting already.
>>77296347
That's kinda sad.
But at the same time I know if I'd known who she was whenever that happened I would have only contributed to that problem.
>>77296531
>SoL
I want crimefighting magical clowngirls
>>77296694
>Honking tits is a negative
They're actually pretty fucking scary!
>>77296718
I know anon. The man who makes these clearly has poor taste
>>77296682
Yeah, I understand that. I would totally pay money to see her strip and pull like 500 handkerchiefs out from under her dress with panties on the end
>>77285609
You culturally insensitive twat.
You can't just go appropriating shit and expect people to applaud you for it, much less the people you're appropriating from!
>>77295351
>catgirl clowns
Now that's just playing dirty
>>77287069
The first rule of clown makeup is to round your corners. The fact that Gacy didn't do that should have been the first warning bell that he was a killer.
>>77293922
Noo, not that plague thing.
>>77296694
>3-5 Girls
>go to magic circuis
>evil mimes or businessmen or something start fucking shit up
>girls have to join circuis and become magical clowns and fight evil
one could be an acrobat, one could be an animal tamer, one could be a strong girl...
>>77296920
Andrew Lloyd Weber sure has gotten weird.
>>77297262
>You will never fug NiGHTS
>>77297450
>>77296741
>very loud circus music plays whenever you have sex
So nothing changes!
How would you react to a clown plague?
>>77297611
Would it turn me into a sexy clown girl or just a clown?
>>77297643
It only affects women. All women become sexy clowns
>>77297705
In that case, send in the clowns.
>>77297611
>Acknowledging how ridiculous they look
>Funny-sounding laughs
Both are things I love seeing in clownification
>>77297728
Honk honk.
Things just took a turn to /d/.
>>77297821
>/d/
I see no futa here.
>>77297742
Kobi pretty much has the monopoly on that.
>>77297705
>It only affects women
but i want to be a sexy clown
>>77297983
... is thisScooby-Doo?
>>77297611
>>77297775
>bottom of panties visible under short skirts
holy fuck yes
>grill gets turned into clown grill and gains ridiculous cartoonish proportions like massive balloon breasts and thighs
>all dat white skin with red nose and drawn on painted features
>you will never fuck a sexy clown
godamn it /co/
>>77298141
>>77298221
thnx m8
>>77297611
I actually thought about this recently: Clowns that act like vampires.
One night you are walking with yourgfdown the streets. You see a weird shambling creature walking towards you. You can't quite make out what the person looks like, but you can make out a muffled laughter and slight honking.
Both of you get a bit nervous. "Who's there?" you ask.
Out of the shadows steps a clown, hunchbacked and with a maniacal grin. He is holding a pie.
Bursting with laughter he takes another step towards you before he throws the pie.
You dodge.
Splash
It lands in your gf's face instead.
"Hey man, what the hell was that for?" you shout as the clown runs giggling into the night.
You turn around to your gf to help her get the pie out of her face. "You alright?" you ask.
You can't see her face as it's coated under the whipped cream but you hear her voice.
"Don't worry anon", she says "I really did think it was kind of funny"
You help her remove the white cream but find, that her skin beneath has turned white as well.
"Are you really alright?" you ask shocked.
"Like I said, don't worry"
She is starting to grin, more than you think should even be anatomically possible. Her nose is starting to swell and turn red. Her hair becomes curly, her shoes are inflating in size!
"In fact..." She grabs behind her as you slowly back away. She produces a giant red toy gun from behind her back. "...I'm having a blast!" she shouts as she shoots a "BANG" flag into your face, laughing like mad.
And that's how the clown apocalypse starts.
>>77296741
>funny
>tits honk
>public sex
I think I finally have a waifu.
>Ask your clown gf for a cloth to wipe something off your face
>She passes you a rope of knotted tissues that you keep pulling from inside her sleeves
>Her bra and panties are at the end
She's down for it
>>77297262
So are they boys or girls?
>>77298073yes
>>77298263
Or rather zombies instead of vampires.
>>77295351
>catclowns
I didn't know this was a thing until now and already I thirst for more
>>77297869
This is clearly subset of a transformation fetish.
>>77295351
I'm pretty sure those are guys.Still would
>>77298976
Especially the center one.
What would Callie Briggs look like as a clown? Kitty Katswell? Dr. Hutchinson? Black Cat? Tigra? Sawyer? Panthy?
>>77297611
>>77298263
What happens if you have sex with a clownified person?
>>77299100
Your dick is knotted into the form of a poodle.
>>77285298
Question is, do you like pregnant clowns?
>>77299274
>it's never anything less than septuplets
>>77299297
Why would a clown have anything less than that?
DESTROY US ALL
>>77299094
yes please. Why are there no active clown drawfags?
Last month was Ghoul School month. November can be clown month.
I... I never knew I had a clown fetish
>>77299677
honk honk
>>77297966
>>77298221
It's been awhile since I've been ashamed of my boner
damn it...
>>77288938
Funny thing. Clowns scare the hell out of me.
But clown girls give me a boner. I am confused.
>>77299100
You risk of becoming a clown, and since there are no sexy MALE clowns, you will probably become a psycho killer clown
>>77300052
>and since there are no sexy MALE clowns,
Ha, good one
>>77285298
>TFW your clown GF is on her period so she folds out a balloon-animal onahole and jerks you off with it.
>>77298286
Does it really matter?No
>>77300052
>no sexy MALE clowns
>Implying seeing Joker's handsome face doesn't give you a boner
>>77297775
I don't know why I read that with Dr. Rockso voice
>>77300116
Alright, spill the beans.
>>77285609
You didn't send her a live rat or pigs head in the mail you dolt
>>77298286
They're neither. NiGHTS kinda acts male, but technically isn't.
>>77300627
lapin_beau
>>77298286
>>77300672
To explain it better: NiGHTS is a genderless dream creature who combines with the psyches of dreamers. When NiGHTS combines with Elliot he's male, and when NiGHTS combines with Clarice she's female. NiGHTS is an it naturally
>>77299632
>>77299094
well today IS saturday. Maybe someone on pixiv will cater to you creepers
>>77298263
http://darkdonny.deviantart.com/gallery/24129280/Clowntopia
This guy writes stories similar to your idea.
Clown runs a joke shop which is actually the entrance to a dimension of clowns. Any human that visits is transformed and has their identity and memories replaced by clown ones.
Longest story has a girl visiting the shop, hiring a clown girl, and getting everyone in her prom turned into clowns.
Clowns, Jesters, Harlequinns. All top tier.
>>77297611
Thanks doc.
>>77300705
Nice.
>>77286858
If only it went farther with clown Clover in the episode.
>>77301212
Stupid sexy clown boys
>>77301623
Woah nelly
>>77301666
He actually made this one too >>77289145He's also done some sexy Krampus porn
>>77301967
Still pretty gay
>>77301811
I didn't even know sexy Krampuses were a thing
>>77302069
>http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/lapin_beau
there's some quality shit in here.
>>77302263
Adding to my HF favorites list.
>>77294519
Searching for that phrase yields nothing but frustration and an angry boner.
>>77296401
I was 21.
It was my birthday and my dad took me out to lunch, bought me my first legal drink.
Anyway, there was a clown there at the restaurant making balloon animals for kids. Nothing fancy, just white face paint, a big red nose and red hair. Natural red hair I mean. Almost the color of a good scotch.
My dad jokingly called her over and told her it was my birthday. She made me a balloon dinosaur, said it was a present. I fell in love and I never saw her again.
>>77302520
You gotta buy it if you want it anon.
Or just go on /r/ and see if they have itI have another one too but she's got a penis
>>77302746
>spoiler
I'll take it
>>77302746Do it.
>>77297966
>>77297775
>>77297611
As someone who loves clown girls but hates bimbofication this saddens me.
>>77302801
>>77302804
Give me a minute to upload it to my mediafire. It's images not a video
Also I think I found a download for that other one too.
>>77302816
I know right? And it's even worse because there aren't a lot of other artists that cater to the fetish
>>77302816
right?
>>77302816
>>77303083
>>77303073
They should be fun, not dumb sluts.
