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>Back to the Barn download link
https://mega.nz/#!eV8lGJQJ!H2MwPksrqVbFJH4U8AMB5fXERVlC-YmodEhXiO3yasc
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2:
https://mega.co.nz/#F!DYlSjTqY!NQ0lr0fUqFxu7b9luFpNuQ
https://mega.co.nz/#F!gtpBACjS!yH7vcAjYHgPGlvv5DneyFA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Guide to the Crystal Gems Download
https://mega.nz/#!dMRhWA4I!aFZeYDCA3rDUZSjBK0T9WXBCkV9ZVtlSNaTF6CfgptQ
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2UJKBGrJCg [Embed]
>How are Gems Made?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqniSO8kxFo [Embed]
Episode Schedule:
>Too Far (October 15th, 2015)
Amethyst and Steven get into gossip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG6LSlJvLIg [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3Lod1ACo14 [Embed]
Too Far (from NYCC, missing 30 seconds): https://mega.nz/#!5EEFiaQB!Ay0foxVKFIK1CByormRXtdOCrI5AzvPdoTS-AhZUCVk
>>76576581
This is a Steven Universe General. Mods please delete this.
THE MEMES!
Drawing requests
Reminder of the endgame
Xth for Lapis is a qt
first for being cool
>>76576602
Delete yourself from existence
first for best gem
>>76576621
peridot awkwardly using her tape recorder to ask out amy
Quick!
Post the webm. You know the one.
>>76576621
Peridot going cross eyed in rage with the caption CLODS
>>76576621
Ruby VS Sapphire, take is as you will
Edit requests?
We're back baby!
Taking crossover requests.
Only the best will do.
Just give me a franchise!
>hiatus, six episodes, then another hiatus
does this show always do this? started watching a bit before nightmare hospital and it's pretty annoying knowing i'm going to have to wait another 3 fucking months for episodes after only 6 new ones
>>76576628
Watch out, she's more dangerous than she looks.
Also lesbian from last thread, post more we want to here about your mishaps. (or at least I do for those who are triggered by 'we')
Guys, please, no degeneracy this time.
>I am not throwing away my shot!
>I am not throwing away my shot!
>Hey yo, I’m just like my country
>I’m young, scrappy and hungry
>And I’m not throwing away my shot!
>I’m ‘a get a scholarship to Queen's College
>I prob’ly shouldn’t brag, but dag, I amaze and astonish
>The problem is I got a lot of brains but no polish
>I gotta holler just to be heard
>With every word, I drop knowledge!
>I’m a diamond in the rough, a shiny piece of coal
>Tryin’ to reach my goal. My power of speech: unimpeachable
>Only two thousand but my mind is older
>These Homeworld streets get colder, I shoulder
>Ev’ry burden, ev’ry disadvantage
>I have learned to manage, I don’t have a gun to brandish
>I walk these streets famished
>The plan is to fan this spark into a flame
>But damn, it’s getting dark, so let me spell out the name
>>76576621
Peridot and Steven as the Gem Grumps.
Reminder that Peridot will be redeemed and she won't be killed.
Sugar won't kill her 10 years old OC for nothing.
Post yfw jasper will NEVER be redeemed like peridot
>>76576666
what was that picture orignally from?
flockmod.com/gemsroom
I don't get why people want Jasper to be redeemd like Peridot.
Jasper is NOT like Peridot, her personality and situation is different.
She is violent and aggressive and not a little weak bitch who is afraid to die so she gets forced to work with her enemies.
Jasper will never go down like that, she is a much tougher to break, maybe she never even will get "redeemed".
Plus having similiar character arcs is boring.
>>76575432
Y'know, now that I think of it, what's the point to being called the "Crystal Gems"?
How is that different from the Diamond Authority? Diamonds have an almost perfect crystalline structure.
In fact, quartz's structure varies wildly.
>>76576625
from last thread.
>>76576699
>>76576699
Who framed Roger Rabbit
>>76576621
This one's pretty open - I want you to draw an album cover for this:
http://soundcloud.com/realbilllwatterson/fulldisclosure
>>76576699
steven univserse
>mfw the Scottish think they're people
>>76576699
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
>>76576654
Old greg standing Young greg on the ground
>>76576699
It's supposed to be Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
>>76576699
Who framed Roger Rabbit.
>>76576678
but I violated the rules and it wasn't /sug/ related just me blogging
RIP High School Drama Edition
post highschool-themed SU
>>76576710
Sounds cool.
>>76576725
So, what are they, sheep that learned how to act like people?
>>76576745
Stop
Badly describe your waifu.
>>76576682
>I am the—
>R-O-S-E
>Q-U-A-R-T-Z
>we are—meant to be…
>A colony that runs independently
>Meanwhile, Homeworld keeps shittin’ on us endlessly
>Essentially, they tax us relentlessly
>Then Yellow D turns around, runs a spending spree
>She ain’t ever gonna set her descendants free
>So there will be a revolution in this century
>Enter me!
>(She says in parentheses)
>Don’t be shocked when your hist’ry book mentions me
>I will lay down my life if it sets us free
>Eventually, you’ll see my ascendancy
I wanna see an episode where it's Just Garnet, Opal and Stevonnie having a party, maybe to show why fusions don't have to be weapons to Peridot... I dunno, a fusion party just sounds fun to me
>>76576745
>See you there
Nigga' this is a competitive industry. I'm gonna crush everyone.
>>76576695
>>76576708
>>76576774
a rock
>>76576774
She's rocks.
>>76576750
Rules are made to be broken.
Don't worry you can have fun with my GF, as long as I get to watch.
>>76576725
ebin twoll m9
>>76576710
earth is in a region of space the gems designate as the "crystal system", peridot mentions it in her distress signal
they're the crystal gems cause they live there.
>>76576710
The Crystal Gem's name is derived more from the fact that Earth is in the Crystal Quadrant
Give me the sugar, /sug/.
>>76576036
In her defense, that's not exactly a foolproof plan.
The last three girls I dated all decided immediately following, or even during our time together, that they were, in fact, lesbians. I guess I just fall for the tough ones.
ANYWAY, point being, don't be too hard on her.
Where were you when Steven and Connie started dating?
>>76576621
Pearl and Peridot's mechs combined.
Have drawfags attempted to draw what they think happened in those missing 30 seconds from the leak?
>>76576774
Cheap
>>76576806
>>76576763
Niggers that dyed themselves white.
>>76576816
:DDD
SLAVE PEARL ART
WHERE
>>76576826
Maybe you just have a really awful penis.
>>76576783
>I dream of life without a monarchy
>The unrest in France will lead to ‘onarchy?
>‘Onarchy? How you say, how you say, ‘anarchy?’
>When I fight, I make the other side panicky
>With my shot
>>76576745
I gave up on my dreams so long ago. Now I'm the same age as Sugar and she has my dream job while I wallow in my filth and depression.
>>76576811
is she short I like short girls
>>76576825
Do you guys think Sugar watches Boku no Pico?
>>76576621
Steven from the binding of Isaac: With Steven's Tiny Afro Hair.
>>76576708
You may be right, but I think Peridot is giving Steven the information he needs to sort of understand how Jasper thinks so he could maybe figure out how to talk to her. Doesn't necessarily mean it'll play out the same way, but she's not going to be a Frieza/Cell type implacable embodiment of hate this season.
does anyone have that lewd pearl edit from rose's scabbard with pearl holding the sword? i really need it
>>76576774
shell
>>76576856
>Yo, I’m a tailor’s apprentice
>And I got y’all knuckleheads in loco parentis
>I’m joining the rebellion cuz I know it’s my chance
>To socially advance, instead of sewin’ some pants!
>I’m gonna take a shot
>>76576745
This is sweet, but: >>76576796
you will crumble under my steel bootI don't actually own boots
>>76576627
That's not stevidot
>>76576581
daily reminder
>>76576654
>>76576860
This one with whoever you want.
>>76576880
forgot pic
>>76576869
she watches all the yaois and yuris
>yfw Sugar just Daily Dosed an entire room, and they'll never realize it
>>76576833
the same place I was when steven and peridot started dating
>>76576880
>Steven from the binding of Isaac
I think ypu mean Steven from Time Fcuk.
>>76576621
titanfall cover with peridot + mech
>>76576863
Shorter than me, but most people are.
Shit you would love my ex, she's short with a nice body and she was always bi-curious. She's fucking crazy in bed two, we used to fuck in public and all sorts of crazy things.
>>76576853
It's pretty good.
>>76576670
Not usually no. CN shows go on hiatus for the winter so they can play Grandma got run over by a reindeer on loop.
>>76576670
shut up newfag
>>76576903
>But we’ll never be truly free
>Until those in bondage have the same rights as you and me
>You and I. Do or die. Wait till I sally in
>On a stallion with the first pearl battalion
>Have another shot
>>76576850
stop
>>76576860
>gave up
And therein lies the problem. Unless you're a paraplegic or double-amputee you should be able to practice enough to draw worth shit.
>>76576887
No, that is going to be Yellow Diamond.
>>76577004
>that pic
y'all are some really fucked up people. you know that I hope.
>>76577032
>>76576851
>>76576991
It was annoying seeing the crowd react to this like they did.
Fucking shipper fags, what even are they.
>>76576888
This one?
>>76576888
?
>>76576903
>Geniuses, lower your voices
>You keep out of trouble and you double your choices
>I’m with you, but the situation is fraught
>You’ve got to be carefully taught:
>If you talk, you’re gonna get shot!
>>76576692
Yeah, I've heard she's actually younger than Steven, is that just speculation? I'd believe it with how childish she is.
>>76577042
don't act like pearl hasn't grinded on that scabbard at least 10 times
>>76577042
WHERE DO YOU THINK WE ARE
>>76576991
Thanks doc
>>76577042
I'd rather be fucked up than prudish and repressed anon.
>>76577012
Ah yes
It's like the TBS treatment of A Christmas Story
Soon, a new generation will appreciate and love Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
>>76577064
>>76577067
>>76577047
Small moms best moms
Have you guys checked out the new DLC yet? It feels a little obligatory/tacked on but I still had fun with it.
>>76576825
>>76577048
noice
What are you guys hopeing to get out of the licensed merch? I'm wishing greg at least gets his van as a plush
a bunch of cookie cat stuff and a peridot funko pop would also be cute
>>76576751
>>76577042
What are you, a cop?
Fuck outta here.
>>76577093
Fake and gay.
>>76577020
I lost my enthusiasm when I was 14. I am physically disabled, but not in a way that prevents me from drawing. I haven't seriously drawn since then.
>>76577067
>>76577064
thank you !!!
>>76577004
>>76577064
damn I love swords
>>76577070
Just speculation.
But I think he was talking about how Peridot is Sugar's Invader Zim OC from 10 years ago
>>76577069
>Lapis, check what we got
>Miss Ameythyst, hard rock like Lancelot
>I think your pants look hot
>Pearl, I like you a lot
>Let’s hatch a plot blacker than the kettle callin’ the pot...
>What are the odds the gods would put us all in one spot
>Poppin’ a squat on conventional wisdom, like it or not
>A bunch of revolutionary manumission abolitionists?
>Give me a position, show me where the ammunition is!
>Oh, am I talkin’ too loud?
>Sometimes I get over excited, shoot off at the mouth
>I never had a group of friends before
>I promise that I’ll make y’all proud
>>76577049
Why even watch this show if you're not into lesbian shipping?
Who here likes SU x Disney movies?
>>76577093
You aren't fucking tolling me are you? Holy shit I got to check this out.
>>76577091
See Steven that's your problem, you want one big mom when you could have multiple smaller moms
>>76577093
At least they added something when you beat the game.
Would you have rough sex with her?
>>76577113
If I learned anything from AT merchandise, it'll be shit.
>>76577083
not him, but
>being sexually moral is being "repressed"
>>76577004
my only sexual experience with another human being isgetting groped by my older brothers best friend when I didn't know I was into girlsbut that's it man.
>>76576666
Seven Universe x Wacky Racers
Each Gem has their own car (and Greg has his van), except for Peridot, who is Snidely Whiplash, and has Steven riding shotgun.
>>76576581
What if Steven developed an eating disorder for an arc?
>>76577004
>>76576826
That's hilarious, you poor bastard.
>>76577144
I'm in the sane minority. I don't really have a "waifu". I watch the show cause its enjoyable and interesting with fun characters.
>>76577153
yes, slam hard sounds like 10000 americlaps at a handegg game and penis would kiss her womb
She's a big girl she can take it
>>76577153
I'd let her have rough sex with me.
So Jasper called Amethyst an undercooked runt, but did anyone else notice how big her fusions are? Opal is tall, Alexandrite is taller, and Nicki Minaj is Godzilla hueg.
Amethysts must be big girls.
>>76577070
I've heard Steven is only 2-3 years old. Age is an illusion for gems, etc. When he saw Connie he made himself the same age as her so he could ask her out on a date.
>>76577116
>stats
>not reports
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!
>>76577153
Would you please post a bigger picture?
>>76577150
But big mom loves Steven the most, as well as the 2 small moms that make up her whole being.
>>76577179
Do you mean Dick Dastardly?
Snidely Whiplash is from Dudley Do-Right.
>>76577194
I need more
>>76577153
She would flatten me. I need tenderness.
>>76577164
>that comment
this raises several questions
>>76577194
>>76577164
E D I N B U R G H
>>76577184
it'll go more like this actually
>>76576826
I spent 5 years with a girl I loved. In the end, she broke up with me via text, told me she was now a lesbian and was in love with another girl. In hindsight, I should've seen it coming from a mile away. She seemed to enjoy that threesome we had years earlier much more than me.
>>76577192
enjoyable and interesting with fun characters who want to scissor their gems against each other
>>76577164
I see. The sad thing is if you were straight getting laid for you would be as easy as breathing air.
What country do you live in? You said you weren't in the US right?
>>76577224
FUCK.
Yes.
I am trash.
>>76577064
>>76577067
H I V E M I N D
I
V
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I
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>>76576654
peridot
>>76577153
That's a small image of a big woman
>>76577257
>normies still believing in sexual categorisation
>normies still believing in a sexual scale
/k/ here, what infantry weapon do you think would be best for destroying a gem's physical form and forcing them into their gem? I think a battle rifle would have the punch to do it. Considering a simple stab destroyed Pearl, it would work well on weaker gems. Against something like a Jasper, I hope it would have enough stopping power to at least slow her down.
what is your favorite fan fusion?
>>76576834
I second this.
Best Gems
>>76577153
Why does every show I like have a muscular villain that I want to destroy my pelvis?
>>76577294
Yeah, but that stab was done by a hollogram that could cut a tree with a balloon.
>>76577093
Dude, that fake shot is almost older than the game is.
>>76577291
what do you believe in then?
>>76577266
>>76577246
Glasgow Scotland and it's fucken late and I'm drunk alone again;_;
>>76577291
I like cocks so I must be bisexual.
>>76577294
Gems are hardlight balloons.
They pop when you poke them.
is there a particular reason why space racism is so satisfying to watch?
>>76577315
Did you need to post the .png of the .jpg I already posted you shit?
>>76577266
>>76577300
Tourmaline
>>76576716
Lewdest gem with lewdest ass.
>>76576695
>jasper will never talk her issues out with steven
>>76577257
getting laid at all fuck you! and lip stick lesbians
Steven "Real nigger hours" universe
>>76577328
memes
>>76577300
the ones scribble made
>>76577296
So how many gifs and webms have you all saved of Pearl punching Peridot in some way? I'm up to five.
>>76577294
/k/omrade here, yeah, we calculated it takes fucking 3 shots of BMG to do same amount of force/damage when amethyst fell off the cliff and on to the rock.
Shooting limbs then poof then capture.
However, I rather not fight gems.
You cant go wrong with obrez bro.
>>76577348
For me, only when humans are doing it.
>>76577352
Yes?
Did you need to save a jpg of a PNG tho?
>>76576825
POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME
>>76577347
Jasper kept her form after being thrown into a reactor and falling from orbit. Artillery would probably be effective if you could pin her down, but I did say only infantry weapons.
>>76577294
a good mobile AKs-74u will get the whole CG's to they gem forms quick.
>>76577355
I kinda want that fic to get a sequel so we can see what she looks like when Peridot isn't cracked 6 ways to sunday
Hooray for Lapis!;_;
>>76577348
Space racists can prove that they are superior.
Why is she forgetful?
>>76576850
>Niggers that dyed themselves white.
I though that was the Irish.
>>76577153
The question is rather if I would have rough sex with her or would she have rough sex with me.
Depends on who's the one making the advances.
>>76576716
Post the one with Steven doing it too
>>76577348
...can you be racist against what is essentially a really smart Real Doll?
>>76577379
>scribble
When will the dick-riding end, anon? When?
>>76577407
She found once
>>76577095
that man is handsome tbh
>>76577384
But do we know the velocity of a gem when falling?
>>76577384
BMG? Also, you guys really had a discussion about this?
>>76577384
>obrez
>ever not being disgusting
>>76577047
So basically this artist draws nothing but momstuff
>>76577384
I think saturation fire would be the best bet, since they're so fucking fast. A bolt-action simply doesn't give you the speed. An obrez would probably be a good last-resort point-blank weapon, though.
>>76577190
Yeah, I guess it is pretty funny
>>76577423
When he stops being good.
>>76577407
They're busy concentrating on keeping the fusion together rather than focusing on her objective.
>>76577146
the Tarzan soundtrack always reminds me of SU
>Two worlds, one family
>>76577404
is this bait? so can earth racists.
>>76577436
"Browning Machine Gun." .50 cal.
>>76577343
Bisexual is pretty wide, anon. If you like one dick or a thousand you're still bisexual, provided you like at least one cunt. It's the hetero/homo fags who are obsessively classist.
what if steven fused with every human on earth at once to beat the cluster
>>76577337
You're never alone anon.
>>76577419
its more like Denying a Robot has gained Sapience when it visibly has
>>76577412
The only humans on those god-forsaken Islands are the English.
>>76577436
Really big bullet on the left.
>>76577384
>Shooting limbs then poof then capture.
This is assuming that shooting the limbs causes enough of a disruption to destabilize and poof.
It also assumes you'll get off more than one shot before the gem(s) you're shooting at make a Hulk Leap right onto your face.
>>76577483
The possibilities are endless...
![kp__precious_memories_by_hazurasinner[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9yWu934.jpg "kp__precious_memories_by_hazurasinner[1].jpg")
>>76577442
She's been drawing lesbian moms for nearly a decade
>>76577431
True
>>76577389
Yes, because it has less washed out color.
>>76577442
Yep
>>76577452
He's ok, though. He got better, and that just needs to keep happening.But there's no sign of that actually happening, is there?
>>76577483
Logistically impossible.
>>76576888
It's been a long time since I wanted to do this crop.
>>76577499
So three shots at about 2.9 thousand feet a second just to crack a fucking gem? Shit.
>>76577432
she just fell, so gravity. and it lasted 6 seconds I believe her falling.
>>76577436
equivalent force of 3-4 shots of .50 cal BMG to produce that crack
the cawadoody big gun
>>76577437
Is fireball hand cannon,
>>76577445
True, just think if you gonna capture gem has to be close you know?
>>76577514
The Sugar family is stunning
>>76577296
Left foot. Right hook. Now move even faster.
>>76577512
what the fuck
>>76577503
Well if we allow any type of weapon, a GAU-8 would absolutely wreck their shit. Call in an A-10 and watch the fireworks.
>>76577561
Good luck wresting away the skies from any serious force of gems.
>>76577523
>"She reminds me of Rose!"
Remove child from the Pearl's grasp.
>>76577042
this is the tamest shit ive seen here
>>76577202
All those fusions are with someone whose tall though.
>>76577514
I can see why Sugar is into shota, cute bro
>>76577514
>>76577496
Don't for get the Pakis, Polish and "Syrians".
>>76577581
Are we assuming they've got those hand ships as air support, or that there are flying gems we haven't seen? Corrupted bird gems and Sapphire do not count.
>>76576629
>>76577583
Clearly by this point Pearl has moved on to greener pastures
>>76577523
>she reminds me of pearl!
better hope that runt is space proof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iayenOvzXjs
SU is my favorite anime.
>>76577483
HEAVEN PIERCING
EARTH FUSION
JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!!!
>>76577523
>She reminds me of Rose!
Pearl, no. Put the baby down.
How long till pearl snaps
>>76577617
Someone actually made it!
The toppest of keks!
You guys should start drinking from the source
You keep posting these horrible remunched jpg from aggregators that look like shit warmed over and i can't but reflect on how low your standards for digital image is and how you don't really care about the images or who drew them, you just want to scroll past something that looks somewhat coherent and keep scrolling, day by day, instead of stopping at least once to ponder the work of art a little bit more, a little bit better, to see the cracks, the cuts, the very little details the artist decided to put there, to the point where the canvas itself becomes part of the picture.
I'm glad you don't feel this horrible burden on yourself, it'd be a nightmare to me to live without this
>>76577436
I would say check the archive but...its gone...all gone.
>>76577650
What would make her seriously snap
![1442940566192[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/7AXMtTh.png "1442940566192[2].png")
>>76576654
pearl
>>76577635
Only 25% what?
>>76577650
as of Friendship and Back to the barn she seems to be slowly Unsnapping
>>76577650
Give her a robo drilldo and she be fine in 20 minutes.
>>76577635
>greener pastures
like what?
