You guys think this will improve the quality of Rick and Morty season 3?
>>76568573
>respect our privacy
>as we discuss it openly
I'm pretty dumb. She's being facetious right?
Holy shit, so he was projecting into Jerry the whole time?
>>76568715
If so, is Jerry going to divorce Beth? Because I'm not sure I'd like to see even more unwanted marriage drama.
>>76568573
Maybe then the show will go back to plots that do not care about feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelings.
>>76568573
This is so obviously a joke, you would have to be the world's biggest sperg to not see that.
Then again, these are Rick and Morty fans, so it wouldn't be surprising if they didn't see it.
>>76568681
Yeah, pretty obviously.
>>76568681
You're correct.
You are pretty dumb.
>>76568715
So that's why it was all pointing to a divorce on season 3.
Does she think she is relevant?
>>76568847
>>76568850
well I've seen stupider stuff on twitter that was sincere, so i just wanted to be sure
>Erin no longer shows up on Harmontown
>this happens
Well, I figured this long after marriage either she gets knocked up or they get divorced. That relationship wasn't going to hold together without something.
Fuck, this brings back memories of WTF with Marc Maron when he finally split up with "the one" after so many years
>>76568965
>Does she think she is relevant?
no, and that's probably why she asked for a divorce
>>76568573
So this tweet is a joke, but which part of the tweet?
Didn't they just get married too?
I remember comedian friends of his referencing his bachelor party in their podcasts earlier this year or late last year.
>>76568974
You can tell by how quickly and blatantly she changes from "privacy" to "openly". When people post legitimately stupid stuff the contradiction is more obfuscated in their own muddled ideas.
>>76568681
Apparently Dan announced it at a podcast recording and people were tweeting about it anyway or at least that's her story.
Whatever. I've been listening to the podcast for a while and it was always pretty clear they weren't going to last. Too much talk about improvement, understanding, etc.
>>76569067
No they've been married for years. this is part of why they're getting divorced, Dan's constant Bachelor Parties have put a strain on their relationship.
>Meanwhile
PATTON IS STILL HAPPY FUCK YOU DAN
>>76569116
WUBALUBADUBDUB
this situation is just going to take rick to even darker places, and I'm just fine with that
>>76569144
I don't get it, what does that have to do with this
>>76569116
Lol what are you talking about you silly faggot. They got married like a year ago, no way they've been married for more than 5.
Dan Harmon is a drunk, but he sounds like way too much of a beta to chase pussy. Preeeeetty sure Erin is just a typical stuck-up bitch.
>>76568573
>improve
Season 2 was great outside of episode 7 and 8 you contrarian faggot
>>76569207
nothing, but before I was listening to Harmontown and doug loves movies and all that trash, my first love was Patton Oswalt's standup. He went from being a nihilistic edgy comedian with no hope in life to a happily married fatherthough his material got worse in the process.
Listening to Dan, he just sounded like a younger Patton Oswalt, though they're both the same age. It seems like there's an entire generation of aging Gen-Xers who have found financial success at comedy in hollywood but are still single and lonely in their early 40s and are just now settling down. As someone who's 27 and hasn't had a date in 8 years, Patton gives a bit of hope there's sunshine down the road. Dan shuts the blinds on me.
>>76568573
>women writing episodes
>improving
>>76568965
Do you need to think you're relevant to make a joke on twitter?
>>76568779
I don't know if they'd fuck with the family dynamic in that respect. Hopefully they focus less on marital problems and get back to the odd "straight man-funny man" flip flopping dynamic they have going on.
Might even set up a nice chance for Jerry to man up and break Rick out of jail and earn enough respect from his family to move from punching bag to occasional voice of reason.
>>76569372
Again with this bullshit.
They were hired because of their merits, not because of their vaginas, I fail to see the problem here.
>>76569067
They got married just over a year ago, but they'd been in a committed relationship for years before that.
>>76569421
here is the problem with merits
if your resume is full of jobs you got because of your vagina, then even if you are basing someone on their resume, you are still basing them on their vagina
>>76569370
being happy and married makes you terrible at being creative
source: death cab for cutie
Haven't listened to Harmontown in weeks because it's been back to back shitty guests. I want Wil Wheaton and Felicia Day to go away
>>76569465
>if your resume is full of jobs you got because of your vagina
How do you know that?
Look how about we just wait until the fucking season airs instead of jumping to conclusions? Besides the original team is still there, they just got new people on board and most of them happen to be grillz.
I trust Justin, he's a cool guy.
>>76568573
Bizarrely enough, Dan mentioned this on-stage during a show he was doing. Someone who was in the audience posted it to the /r/Harmontown subreddit immediately.
Erin responded thusly mere moments later:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Harmontown/comments/3o9lto/dan_just_announced_onstage_he_is_getting_a_divorce/cvvaxj0
I would really, really love to know the backstory there.
>>76569529
>Felicia Day
As someone who's actually GG, that was an interesting and intense interview. It seems like she hates everyone involved in the sorry mess, AGG included
>>76569585
>As someone who's actually GG
How many pointless Twitter wars have you won today?
>>76569489
being married in general is a hindrance to success. I don't know where that bull about every great man had a great woman behind him came from. but in reality if you look at people that really transcended their field in science and art and shit. single men, gays, or married men that hated their wives.
A a successful man can become successful DESPITE being married, but not because of it
>>76568573
I hope so, I stopped watching R&M halfway through season two as it felt tedious to complete an episode.
>Morty is a whiner
>Rick is an ass
>Jerry's an idiot
>Beth is a bitch
>Summer is Summer
>>76569627
yeah, I'm not one of those, I just browse Kotakuinaction and leave the Twitter trenches to someone else
>>76569585
Hasn't stopped her from using it to prop her career up constantly. That whole nerd pandering crowd she's part of can't fade to irrelevance fast enough
>>76569585
As someone who's actually GG
what does this mean?
i hope it doesnt mean what i think it means
>>76569634
Or maybe there's actually zero correlation, haven't you considered that?
If you don't wanna get married don't do it, nobody forces you, but damn it's so pathetic when you faggots come here and start projecting your insecurities.
>>76569465
This entire post is utterly pathetic. I want robot betas with a victim complex to leave
>>76569727
>I can't handle reality so I'll call someone a faggot
>marriage ends on divorce
I'm dumbfounded anybody still believes in marriage and in TRU WUV 4EVAH these days.
>>76570136
You talk about reality huh?
Wanna know what ''reality'' is? Each relationship is different, it's about two people finding their own dynamic and then making it work.
These retarded generalizations are literally just you projecting your insecurities.
I mean, if you weren't insecure then why are you posting here? To get validation that's why.
>>76570221
It doesnt matter how much you make it work because a woman gets very bored easily its literally to keep a woman satisfied if your dick is 9 inchs long. Once a woman is bored she just looks for new stimulation and then cheats on you leading a divorce. Marriage is for suckers just get a girl pregnant and force her to raise the children with you.
>>76569727
show me a god king that kept one woman and not a harem?
look at our great thinkers of history, all homos
and our greatest inventors were a bunch of virgins
if you want to devote your life to someone then expect to be left behind by those that devote their lives to themselves
>>76570277
Sure kid, whatever you say.
Then people like you will likely complain about how lonely they are on /r9k/, if you have that mindset of course shit's never gonna improve.
>>76570356
You're a grill, aren't you?
>>76570356
I dont need to change, women need to change they need to stop being teenage girls and wanting an exciting life after their fucking 30s or some shit. Its not my fault at all, Im not saying Im a victim Im just saying its futile.
>>76570402
No I'm just a sane guy who knows how relationships work.
Sure is /r9k/ in here
>>76570425
>it's not my fault it's theirs
typical cognitive dissonance
Now he'll go from unfunny to painfully bitter. Really, that probably will increase the quality, but not by much. We're talking going from 12 oz mouse to season 3 of VB.
>>76570470
Well it is their fault not mine all
>>76570429>implying you aren't a girl
If you're such a chaddish normie, what are you doing on 4chan at all? Don't you have girlfriend to fuck or friend requests on Facebook to review?
>>76570429
this poor child doesnt even know hes being cheated on
>>76570429
but relationships are prostitution incognito
You pay a woman with your emotions or food or money and she gives you fucking sex.
>>76570532
reading this made me cringe
>>76569370
>He went from being a nihilistic edgy comedian with no hope in life to a happily married fatherthough his material got worse in the process
That sounds familiar. Why must they find happiness and deprive us of entertainment, why?
>>76570532
>being a ''normie'' prevents you from posting on 4chan
also fuck it lemme tell you this secret that most adult people consider it as ''common sense''
any kind of human social contact, relationships included, are based on six important pillars:
trust, honesty, commitment, communication, loyalty and respect
if even just one of those six things is lacking, then shit's gonna fall down
the reason so many relationships seem to fail nowadays is because the internet and smartphones have severly damaged the concept of honesty and communication, you can't deny that
this applies to anything involving human contact really: relationships, friendships, parenthood, teamwork, hell even projects between two companies
the fact that I have to explan you this basic stuff is embarassing
>>76570687
Yeah but Charlie married Konnie Huq m8, she's fucking tasty.
Isn't this what he wanted? He's always talking about how evil white men are, and he's a white man
>>76570858
>Konnie Huq
Damn, blue peter konnie. Forgot who she was before the google search.
Yeah I'd sacrifice my talent for tasty too m8.
>>76568573
Fuck. On the bright side at least the next few Harmontown's are gonna be interesting
>>76569634
This is something Rick would say.
>>76568573
It's pretty fucking hilarious to think that this is why we've been getting so much god damn Beth and Jerry. Could one of them just die now, please? Outside of their marriage troubles neither character really even brings anything to the plot or dynamic.
Beth is a fucking horsedoctorsurgeon or whatever and we haven't heard about that nearly an entire season. Jerry does PR shit or something but spent the last several episodes being the butt of 'get a job' jokes.
Spent half the season on BJ spitefully hating each other with half a dozen last minute resolutions to do better by their spouse and 'make this thing work' only for us to be right back to square one an episode later with them at each other's throats and passive-aggressively taking jabs at each other in conversation.
>>76569489
>Death Cab for Cutie
Did I wake up in 2005? There's so many things I can do differently!
>>76570687
There will always be more waiting in the wings, anon.
>>76569627
Not him but these does aGGers have been cannibalizing on themselves.
>>76571268
you can't change anything, anon. the past and future have already been determined.
Dan Harmon is just an outright bad person, so I don't think this will change anything for him
>>76571513
God even had a place in his cosmology for my shit posting. Truly, I have been assigned a worthy role.
>>76568573
Tragedy breeds quality
>>76571487
They have haven't they?
As an outsider, all I see is internal drama nowadays.
Guess that's what happens when your ''movement'' is full of autists with huge egos.
>>76571250
Glad someone else agrees that Beth and Jerry are currently the worst characters of the show.
They were fine in season 1 though.
Are Justin and Dan getting married, then?
>>76572112
No, but Justin and Alex might.
>>76572112
I wouldn't be surprised if it was only a couple of universes away from that reality.
>>76570277
>>76570311
>>76570425
What's with Rick and Morty threads being so /r9k/
>>76569370
>You can only find happiness if you're married
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooow
>>76572754
People taking Rick as a role model.
It happens every time.
>>76572789
Nah, happiness is completely subjective
Of course if you gain happiness by doing things like murdering people, you might want to seek help.
>>76570713
All I hear is a normie parroting his bland and comforted visions on life.
>>76573241
I'm not surprised that some fuck who uses ''normie'' unironically has no idea how social interactions work.
Haven't you considered that maybe the reason all your friendships failed because at least one of those six things failed?
Maybe it's time for you to do some self-reflecting.
>>76573290
is because*
>>76572943
Why do people do that? Rick's not supposed to be a good influence
He's funny as hell, but someone like that in real life would be fucking toxic
>>76573373
Indeed, look how unhappy he is.
Though I suspect it might be because he must have seen so much shit across the entire multiverse.
>>76573373
It just always happens any time a charismatic character appears in media, regardless of how theyтАЩre actually supposed to be taken.
>>76573418
>I WANNA BE JUST LIKE TYLER DURDEN HE'S SO RIGHT XD!
>>76573290
>>76573320
oh wow your so rite. this anonymous post on some website drives me to rewrite my life that it may fit the chaddish cravings of some anonymous normalfag that don't know he's placeNo, really, why do you need to be here and not on reddit or comicsalliance? Do you actually get off to being surrounded by people who don't wish you're normie life? Are you that insperate for approvation
>>76573483
I just wanna help you bro.
>>76573373
I'd like to be like Rick. At least I'd get genius intelligence and do cool, bizarre shit all the time. Definitely a step up from my current position.
>>76573519
If you wanna help, go buy me a spoonful of cyanide and speak no more.
>>76571250
It would be kinda cool if Jerry adapts perfectly to the new earth and dumps Beth.
>>76568573
Dan you should have said no to an open relationship. You should have said, "Bitch get in the kitchen or else I'm goin' to kick you squa in the neuts.
>>76568573
Isn't Harmon the token sjw of the group?
>>76568681
It's snarky. Dan announced the divorce or let it a few hours before that tweet at a live Harmontown event. Erin found out about it on the pocast's subreddit, evidenced by her posting WHAT to somebody posting about the announcement, and then this a bit later.
>>76569550
You could tell they werent a good couple on the Harmontown podcast. I used to listen to to it beforeI got super behind and dropped it.
Even in the Harmontown doc you can see they werent a good couple. Harmon was too dependent on Erin. She would make sure he was bathed (most of the time), ate properly, and pretty much anything he needed.
She was basically his mom.
>>76573844
>She would make sure he was bathed
What?
Does Dan have some kind of disability?
>>76573866
Hes an alcoholic. Hes gone on rants on Harmontown about him not bathing. When I was listening the Whose Line Guy used to open the show by asking Harmon if he had bathed. It was kind of sad.
>>76573866
No, some people can't be motivated enough to take a shower at least once every other day.
>>76573821
If he was an ''SJW'' I doubt he'd be writing this show.
>>76571521
Hes never going to change, but I dont think hes a bad person. Just too full of himself.
>>76569209
Erin is too thin-skinned to be married to Harmon. She can't take the mean humor that's general to his conversation and his group. Jeff really reks her in the early podcasts.
Because she's thin-skinned she also ends up taking care of harmon out of pity instead of whipping him into shape or letting him get punished by his choices.
>>76573604
Exactly. Youre the reason these threads are horrible.
So, I take Rick is kind of Harmon's self-insert?
Every single thing Rick says about his view on life actually comes from Harmon's mouth?
>>76574098
In a tongue in cheek sort of way
>>76573866
>>76573917
>>76573920
I don't listen to the Podcast so I might be talking out of my ass, but could it be a "Married to his work" thing where normal everyday things fall to the wayside?
I know I can get so caught up in my work I'd go all day, maybe days at a time without eating because I just kinda forgot to do it.
It got to a point in 2013 where'd I'd go fucking days at a time eating and drinking nothing but coffee, water and breakfast muffins that my girlfriend would pull me away from my desk and force me to eat something.
>>76574052
Bah, gimme a break. I'm certainly not the only person in the world who would trade happiness and self-respect in exchange of living in a cartoon - especially since such people are not happy not have no self-respect in the first place.
>>76569639
>Summer is Summer
Summer is Meg from Family Guy. Uninteresting personality less nobody.
>>76573844
>You will never date your mom
fug
>>76574245
There are two types of workaholic, anon: Those who are genuinely passionate about and dedicated to their vocation; and those who are broken individuals with no self-love or feel, who drone everyday because they got nothing to do.
Whether Dan truly loves working on Rick and Morty can be argued, because such things can always be disguised and affected, but he does seem to be chronically depressed and fundamentally unhappy type. i.e. these >>76573917 >>76573920
>>76574245
He acts like hes married to his work. He acts like the whole world is out to get him. Hes just a alcoholic that had a good show. The behind the scenes drama really got his name out there and hes milking it.
The reason he was fired for Community was because of the low rating and Dan being drunk. Theres a blog made by one of the writers of the 3rd season that was just pictures of Dan passed out from drinking.
>>76569585
Gawker is a terrible chain of websites that deserved losing money so I'll thank GamerGate for that
And the whole Five Guys thing period, funny shit.
>>76574465
I like io9...
>>76574465
yeah I've been mostly indifferent to Hulk Hogan for most of my life but this lawsuit is like a gift from heaven.
http://www.theguardian.com/media/2015/jul/22/gawker-media-hulk-hogan-privacy
>>76574245
Dan has self-esteem issues that come from being abused as a kid and a young adult. He's driven to make things that are well-liked to fix his default assumption that he's worthless. His desperation drives him to work hard.
The problem is, at the same time, he also feels awful all the time. It means it's hard for him to work hard. He tries to escape these feelings by drinking a lot. That makes it even harder to work hard. This feeds into his already existing problems.
He's also surrounded himself with very abrasive people who are also more or less outsiders who romanticize being outsiders, and that mind-frame lets you justify things like drinking, being a huge dick, etc. Jeff is a famous womanizer who doesn't do relationships. Dustin Marshall is bipolar. His friend Dino is a consummate shit.
The nice people around him he doesn't spend a lot of time with.
>>76574245
>Harmon not showering
>forgetting to eat because of your job
Good Christ, anon, what are you, a goddamn neurosurgeon? Is this common with workaholics or am i missing something?
>>76574674
jesus christ stop stalking celebrities and live your own life
>>76574004
Why is Dan so moe? I just want to protect that smile...
>>76574784
I've just been listening to Harmontown since its inception, and a few other podcasts by people on it. I have a pretty good memory.
>>76569370
>Patton gives a bit of hope there's sunshine down the road.
except you're not a famous and successful comedian so comparing yourself to patton oswalt is pretty fucking retarded
>>76574879
Patton was a famous and successful comedian since the mid 2000s. It didn't make him happy. I'm living with a wonderful married couple, I've just started a decent-paying machining job, I've got most of Maslow's hierarchy of needs met. All I need to do is get off my ass and find someone.
>>76574674
Yup, he takes any sort of criticism as an attack on his person, which does not work in an actual healthy human relationship.
He's smart as fuck, but his narcissism being a lynchpin of his charisma makes for someone that's fun to be around but you have to wear a hazmat suit to go near him when shit gets serious.
Erin seems like a sweetheart, so here's hoping she lands on her feet but I'm bored of hoping Dan learns his lessons.
>>76575015
way to miss the point bro
i'm saying patton found someone that late in life because he is a famous and successful comedian
like he said on werewolves and lollipops, "i'm on basic cable, i get pussy"
you are not on basic cable
you do not have oswalt's success and fame and never will
to base your outlook for your romantic life on his romantic life is pants-on-head retarded
>>76574742
I'm an animator, let's leave it at that. I come here to post about cartoons, not shill mine.
I'm not on Stamper, Chris and Zach, or, fucking Christ if only, Arin Hanson's level of popularity, but there's a decent chance you've seen my work, especially if you keep your finger on the pulse of the YouTube animators circuit, but if you haven't seen my works I wouldn't be surprised.
The reason I bring that up is animation is a fucking grating process, especially when you're a one man team like myself and months of work are represented by a 4 minute short, so I can't blame Dan for letting things like showering fall to the side. I've been there, I've ignored necessities to get work done, it fucking sucks and you don't even realize it's happening.
Like I said, I don't know Harmon, so this is simply my opinion.
Also, protip, if you ever meet Jonathan Gran, Ukinojoe at a con or something, give that dude a fucking hug, he is the sweetest guy I've ever met in my years animating.
And if you see Suzy Berhow, Hanson's wife, don't give that cunt a second of your time, she is a fucking bitch.
>>76575320
Don Hertzfeldt is that you?
>>76575320
>And if you see Suzy Berhow, Hanson's wife, don't give that cunt a second of your time, she is a fucking bitch.
Don't worry, anon. It's kind of an open secret on /v/.
>>76575226
Anon...I'm pretty sure you don't need basic cable to get this pussy
>>76575418
>>76575320
She's going to get more of a second of my time.
>>76574647
Hogan and his lawyers recently got access to Gawker's servers so they can confirm whether it was indeed Gawker that leaked that racist rant, thus making shit even worse for Gawker
Is Justin Roiland as damaged as Harmon?
>>76575504
>skinny Suzy
ew.
>>76574674
What does being around Justin Roiland do for him?
>>76575320
P-plague?
>>76569370
>though his material got worse in the process
No shit. A happy comedian with a nice family and good life is a shit comedian.
>>76575638
Not really, Justin's just a bit of a manchild. They compliment each other really because Justin's so gregarious and wears his heart on his sleeve and loves jokes about shit and cum and collects Lego's. When he creates something I think he's proud of it even when he knows it's not perfect. He just likes creating and being in the moment.
Whereas Dan's just about dissecting things, constantly deconstructing, more in his own head. Everything has to be better than the last thing, and nothing is ever good enough.
>>76569421
If they were hired because of their merit and not vaginas then why were they hired at all?
Before you make some kind of snarky question or something, yes women aren't funny.
>>76575984
so basically Dan and Justin are the real life Rick and Morty?
>>76575504
>wanting to bang fetal alcohol syndrome
Now we know where this horrible subplot was coming from.
JUST JERRY MY MARRIAGE UP FAM
>>76575504
>>76576298
Her body is not sogrumpbad, swap her head and she'd be a cutie.
>>76568573
Pretty unsurprising if you know anything about their relationship/Dan Harmon's issues.
>>76575409
Who?
>>76575418
Yea, after Jon left Game Grumps, her being a cunt isn't too surprising. Hell, I'm pretty sure everyone's pieced together what that break up was about.
>>76575504
Yea, good luck with that dude, just a little heads up, she doesn't look like that anymore, like with all newly-weds, she has fucking ballooned since that. She's a fucking cow last time I saw her in person.
>>76575909
Wrong answer... Or maybe it's not? THE PLOT THICKENS.
