>SHOTGUN AXE Edition
Welcome back /co/! Agents of SHIELD is all new tonight with the second half of Season 3!
Ep 15: "Spacetime" [Apr 5th]
>When Daisy gets a horrifying glimpse of the future, S.H.I.E.L.D. races to prove that fate is not fixed.
* Agents of SHIELD has been renewed for a 4th Season! *
>Where can I watch the episode?
http://streamfare.com/abc.html
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/abc-live-stream
Both of these were recommended in the last thread and should be streaming the episode.
>What else do I need to know about the show?
Agents of SHIELD is now in its third season. InHumans, more comics shit, good character development are just a few of the new perks.
>I've missed an episode!/ I have no idea whats going on but im going to post anyways!
Good news! We have a handy dandy pastebin located here:
>http://pastebin.com/RLge8rQH
There's lots of neat things in there like previous discussions, episode guide and some other goodies. If you're just joining us or missed a previous ep, Netflix has both Season 1 and Season 2 available for watching! If you live in another country, you might be shit out of luck. Sorry bros.
Archive moe is gone, will try to fix up our pastebin a bit, now we'll be getting archives from desustorage
Oh and today we got wind of pretty much all the remaining episode synopsis
Ep 16: "Paradise Lost" [Apr 12th]
S.H.I.E.L.D. hunts for information on their dangerous new enemy, and a shameful secret from Malick's past is exposed, threatening to destroy his Hydra legacy.
Ep 17: "The Team" [Apr 19th]
Agent Daisy Johnson must call upon the Secret Warriors for an inaugural mission that will leave no member unscathed, and S.H.I.E.L.D. learns more about Hive's powers, forcing them to question everyone they trust.
Ep 18: ?????? [Apr 26th]
Ep 19: "Failed Experiments" [May 3rd]
Loyalties are tested and the S.H.I.E.L.D. team must seek a decisive resolution to the looming Hive threat.
Ep 20: "Emancipation" [May 10th]
In the aftermath of the events of Captain America: Civil War, S.H.I.E.L.D. feels pressure to reveal their involvement with Inhumans. But with the stakes higher than ever and Hive growing stronger, the team is tested in ways they could never anticipate.
Ep 15: ?????? [May 17th] (2 Hour Season Finale)
It’s a showdown a season in the making as S.H.I.E.L.D. takes on Hive. With Hive’s master plan finally revealed, the team must spring into action. Who will live and who will die?”
>>81491147
>tfw it's been 2 years since Ward became based.
>Going from Vanilla Ward to HYDRA Ward to Punished Ward and SquidWard.
>and all of the Ward's that spawned from his wake.
How will you honor your Ward and Savior tonight, /co/?
>>81491172
Oh hey, they outright call him hive in the Episode 17 synopsis, so I guess we'll probably be getting that namedrop this episode.
>>81491172
Can't wait for the Civil War tie-in.
>>81491172
>Ep 18: ??????
Stream links?
>>81491305
>How will you honor your Ward and Savior tonight, /co/?
By letting Chloe do all the work for me.
>>81492536
God damn son, it's the same fucking streams every week
>>81491147
>catching up on last episode just now
>mfw shotgun axe
>>81491172
>In the aftermath of the events of Captain America: Civil War, S.H.I.E.L.D. feels pressure to reveal their involvement with Inhumans. But with the stakes higher than ever and Hive growing stronger, the team is tested in ways they could never anticipate.
Man, it's nuts that Coulson finally outs himself to the Avengers in Civil War to help Cap go underground, huh?
>>81492638
I know, I really need to bookmark them. Please?
>>81492592
That's shooped, right?
>>81492764
>movies will never ever get Coulson
>Agents of SHIELD will never ever get Cap
>irish american """"humor""""
>>81491305
>tfw someone uses your ward shoop
Feels good.
I'll probably write a Tales of the Wards chapter 2.
Take tacos and do this in memory of Ward.
>>81492731
>>81491147
If Mack doesn't have a full on custom Shotgun Ax made by Fitz by the end of the season, this show is officially as bad as it was in the season 1 doldrums.
>>81492776
No. Praise be Ward.
>stream shitting out already
Don't know what I expected to be honest
Guess I'll wait on the torrent
>>81492592
Based Chloe
What is with this thread?
Anyway, it's on.
>>81492966
SQUIDWARD TIME
>>81492995
>>81492995
We really need some new pics.
Who the fuck cares?
Did someone say Freeze Warning?
>>81492966
Very good, but check this 2
>>81493020
Summer is coming, she'll be showing that body off more soon enough
Why didn't the homeless man just ask the other man to leave the money on the ground?
>I need Daisy Johnson!
Me too.
>>81493025
>no one cares about Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D
Ebin maymay m8
>>81493077
This image went a long way for me
>>81491305
Crazy to think he seemed like the most boring character by some distance and worst actor. But then the reveal that the character was acting boring and presumably the actor was acting the character acting as a boring character, and both the character and actor have been one of the best if not best thing about the show ever since. Real shame the viewers who didn't make it to the Hydra reveal three quarters of the way through season 1 and never saw the flip and how great Ward & the show are.
the booty couldn't save him
aw, pure future guy
oooooohhhh, homeless bro gives people future visions
They did NOT use a team rocket trap to catch that old man.
IF YOU COULD GAZE INTO THE FUTURE
YOU MIGHT THINK LIFE WOULD BE A BREEZE
SEEING TROUBLE FROM A DISTANCE
BUT IT'S NOT THAT EASY
WAAAAAAAARD
HAIL
>>81493115
Wew lass
ward is the one
He his risen!
NEO WARD
>Neo Ward appears
HIVE
A
R
D
Never heard of someone inducing clairvoyance
HOLY SHIT WARDS NEW OUTFIT IS AWESOME. GIVE HIM A NAME.
>just have the Hydra symbol in your private dining room
Malick is a classy bastard
SEMEN DEMONS SERVING DEMON WARD
neo ward makes me feel things
>>81493205
>>81493209
>>81493213
>>81493216
Gotta love this thread
>using the legit abc.com streaming
>worked for an entire episode prior to this
>worked for irish sitcom
>stops working for AoS
WHAT THE FUCK
>>81493227
I CAN SEE THE FUTURE
>>81493274
That Irish sitcom looks fucking terrible
>>81493247
>>81493229
>GIVE HIM A NAME
It's Hive.
>>81493321
Damian Darhk works for Ward?
Mr. Hydra, welcome back. We missed you.
>>81493316
What am I supposed to be looking at here
>>81493205
>>81493213
Agent Coulson=Agent Smith it all makes sense
Oh hey, it's this lecture.
He's right tho. Time's not real, it's just a unit of measurement.
If times not real, how can our eyes be real?
Fitz arguing that time has a fixed path. In the Marvel Multiverse.
At least Coulson gets it.
>stay out of the damn snow
>I never saw the original Terminator
>You're off the team
Kek
>You're off the team
FUCKING HA
>I never saw the original Terminator.
>You're off the team!
YOU'RE ON THE BENCH SPARKY!
Fitz needs to talk with galactus
>You're off the team.
YES! Based Coulson
>I never saw the original Terminator
>You're off the team.
It's the little things the still make me love coulson.
Fitz is right and I'm so fucking happy to finally see a piece of media depict time travel and the fourth dimension
Also
>I never seen the original Terminator
>... You're off the team
I just died. That's exactly what I would have said. Holy shit.
>>81493463
Jaden pls.
Please tell me Ward will dress like that for the rest of the season.
TIME IS A FLAT CIRCLE
>>81493463
Jaden go away
>>81493377
Why do Inhuman and Mutant powers suck so much?
Charles predicted the death of Robin.
>>81493601
>The drama
Thanks, Stan Lee. Parker luck for everyone
Wait, my mother's name is Robin
WHY DID THEY SAY THAT NAME!?
>>81493513
>Fitz is right and I'm so fucking happy to finally see a piece of media depict time travel and the fourth dimension
I missed the last couple minutes. What happened?
>You should use your full name. I like that name... Robin.
Bravo Nolan
>>81493549
If he start pulling literal Matrix moves then I'm done.
>>81493649
kek
Jesus christ
Skye: BEING AN INHUMAN IS AWESOME.
ISN'T IT AWESOME GUYS? I WANT TO FORCEFULLY MUTATE ALL INHUMANS EVERYWHERE BECAUSE IT'S SO AMAZING.
Meanwhile this episode portrays an Inhuman who is gradually being driven mad and depressed due to the fact that anyone close to him is at risk of seeing a (seemingly) unpreventable future death.
OH SHIT, RED SKULL IS BACK
so they can change the future then?
Oh Hive is gonna happen anyway
>>81493649
Who the fuck is possessing Ward exactly?
KEANU NEO WARD DOES IT AGAIN
DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL WARD
there's no way in hell that's legally bin...oh kill him after. Yea, that works.
>>81493711
You can't change anything that's already in the episode description blurbs!
>Exosekeletons
Mandroids?
>>81493717
An ancient Inhuman king.
>>81493719
fuck you I spilled my soda laughing at this.
>>81493705
>yfw she is still against the creel cure after this
>>81493717
literally worms
>>81493556
THAT IS WHY CLOCKS ARE ROUND
Lash is in this ep who wins him or ward?
Man this is sad.
>>81493717
Hive
>>81493802
Coulson wins
>>81493653
4th dimensionally speaking, the future already happened. Any action you take is predetermined, and you're just experiencing it moment by moment on the 3rd dimension.
This is why ward killed those people. The company being sold over changed nothing, because it was already set in stone.
So if they stick to this theory, Daisy won't be able to change her vision.
>>81493797
We do RvB on /CO/?
>>81493754
>>81493831
I miss Raina.
Holy shit he killed those guys BADLY
Upset no one even suggested the "Lets just act out the scenes in a controlled environment so they "happen" but no one has to die!" idea.
Oh fuck
>>81493868
He killed them DEAD
I feel like Mallick is gonna bite it tonight
What? This plan is dumb.
>>81493896
Why? He's only putting on a probably umremovable exoskeleton that Hive's Asain Magneto can control.
>>81493876
whelp
>>81493831
That's pretty lewd.
>Drill sarge Quake
BANG
FUCK THE ELECTION
OH FUCK YOU ABC
FUCK THE ELECTION JESUS CHRIST, I DON'T EVEN LIVE IN WISCONSIN
FUCK OFF ABC NEWS
I WANT JAX
WHAT THE FUCK
GET OFF THE SCREEN GEORGE STEFFANOPOLIS
>>81493974
BANG!
PICNIC
SUCK IT TRUMP
>breaking news
>voting results
FUCK. OFF. WHAT THE FUCK.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NO ABC NO.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE ELECTION.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY WOULD YOU INTERUPT THE BROADCAST TO TELL ME THAT CRUZ IS WINNING OVER TRUMP IN THE WISCONSIN PRIMARY
OH WHAT THE FUCK
Fuck you presidential news update.
GODDAMIT
>>81493941
>deleted
BREAKING NEWS
REPULBITARDS!!!
What the fuck fuck the election my comic show is on!
VOTING SHIT ON
FUCKING ABC
WTF, Politics is Breaking news!?
Is that some deathkloc tech?
Now suddenly /pol/.
FUCK YOU ABC
FFFFFFFFF-
TRUMP BTFO
THEY INTERUPTED THIS SHOW OVER FAGGOT REPUBLICANS
FUCK FUCK FUCK
GODDAMNIT!
Anyone else get interrupted by Election bullshit?
>ABC NEWS SPECIAL REPORT
MOTHER FUCKER
FUCK YOU GEORGE STEPHANOPOLUS
WHENS MAHVEL
Fucking Dicks
Cmon Zombie Ward, spray your dust over the GOP
FUCKING CREWS
GODDAMMIT.
GOD. DAMMIT.
ABC DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU HAVE A PRAYER OF STEALING RATINGS FROM CNN, FOX OR MSNBC?
>atleast Bernie is winning
>mfw Ward scene
>mfw SPECIAL REPORT
>>81493941
>Agents of DOUG
SANDERS
A
N
D
E
R
S
Only can Donald Trump not getting numbers can cause an interruption
PISS OFF ABC
Fuck yeah, way to go Bernie
CRUZ, TRUMP, IDC.
WTF ABC STAAAHHHHPPPPP
Put this horseshit on a ticket at the fucking bottom of the screen. Fuck you ABC!
TRUMP IS STUMPED.
The world is saved.
Oh it looks like they picked right back up
EAT SHIT ABC
Oh we're back. Good shit ABC
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Well...at least it looks like they just paused the episode rather than do an "already in progress". Could be worse.
F E E L THE B E R N
oh jesus they showed it...
KILL HIM
JESUS CHRIST THAT WAS VIOLENT AS FUCK.
REMEMBER ME?
WHEN YOU CRUSHED MY FACE?
I LOOKED JUST LIKE THIS?
May is going to hurt herself
Jax wins
>>81494118
But won't it run long and make me miss the beginning of The People vs OJ Simpson?
At least it didn't skip on Malik power trip.
>Like Coulson done to me
So Ward is still in there it seems.
YES, LET'S ALL CELEBRATE AN INSANE THEOCRAT WINNING OVER THE PRAGMATIC BUSINESSMAN BECAUSE GEORGE SOROS TOLD US HE'S A RACIST
They're gonna cut short the commercial breaks to compensate?
LASH!
>>81494103
If we missed that scene I would have been pissed.
>tfw you feel the bern
>implying Sanders will win
>Implying that worm isn't destined to be squashed by Hillary
Haha wut happened?
> Canadian
> CTV
You guys are missing out on Lash
BERNIE
E
R
N
I
E
>>81493844
it's animation/puppetry
OH SHIT LASH
Can't clash with the Lash
>>81494176
Ha ha Republicans aren't winning either way it literally doesn't matter who gets the nomination.
>>81494037
Is that a serious question?
Too many emotions for me to handle tonight.
Well, now we know how Lincoln gets all bloody.
Balloon Head when?
So going full Blanka now or will he take that cure?
>>81494176
Yeah, as much as I don't like Trump, Cruz is a fucking lunatic. And not an entertaining kind.
>>81493844
The RWBY general generally doubles as a Roosterteeth general.
SEASON 4:
OROLLAN
R
O
L
L
A
N
>>81494244
there is a theory though that if Bernie doesn't get the nomination that his supporters won't vote for Hilary because of how bad they've made her look
it could ultimately dick her over
>>81494176
>wants to enact pussy libel laws to protect people from hurt feelings
I like my first amendment rights, thankyouverymuch.
>>81494244
If Democrats want to win the Presidency they need a better candidate than a Felon and a Communist.
>>81494190
so power in their mind is vastly inferior iron man arms?
>>81494277
If Trump doesn't get the delegates its anyone's game.
Kasich might even end up winning it all.
>>81494300
They shouldn't have written off CIA so soon
>>81494290
Republicans are ready to vote for Hillary to spite Bernie if their party fails.
>>81494348
Well, she's basically a republican.
>>81494263
the isn't enough budget for her three pony tails
>>81494348
Hillary is a republican anyway
>>81494290
I had planned to vote for Trump if Hilary got the nom over Bernie. Anything but that cunt.
Can we focus on the show please?
So... does Trump still have a chance? or is that it?
>>81494326
Power to them is strength.
>>81494380
>>81494413
>>81494319
Oily rags are special things,
more to me than diamond rings.
Maybe we can have some fun.
Maybe we canWardsomeone.
>>81494448
Blame ABC, they literally interrupted this.
>>81494413
>>81494380
>He's fighting for a cause we don't understand yet
We're not going to Atillan, but what
>>81494348
Republicans are ready to vote for Hillary because she's a fucking conservative that's just running as a democrat because she knows she would be able to win as a republican.
>VOTE MAY
oh Lordy
inb4 Lash was targeting Inhumans susceptible to Hive's influence
Wait, The Chairman has an actual name?
>>81494448
Sorry, agreed
>was that Ward?
>>81494459
Yes he has a chance, but it's harder now.
>>81494464
Pretty funny.
>>81494480
Mulan is ugly
I'd fug Ping tho
>>81494480
more pls
ward is so based
>>81494509
This actually sums up the show pretty well.
>>81494509
I'm really trying to figure out what he's trying to say, but I got nothing.
>>81494480
Everyday.
>>81494459
he needed to win before the convention, his delegates are only voting on his behalf right now because the legally have to, once they get a choice in how they vote which is what subsequent voting rounds allow he will have no support
Trump has indeed been stumped
IT WAS A FUCKING MIRROR
Daisy needs to be in a movie so we can get promo art like this finally.
>>81494480
Sweet Jesus.
FINISH THE MISSION, I'M GOING AFTER WARD
>>81494509
That was a pretty cool game.Hayden Panettiere is best waifu
>>81494576
Daisy should be lead for The Inhumans. We need a petition.
>Yeah, day got weirder.
Jesus, this episode is gold.
should they call him ward or hive now?
TRAITOR
>>81494558
Cruz is an establishment candidate right?
I haven't kept up to date on his policies but as long as he isn't willing to rock the boat I'd consider voting for him.
No more fucking "new age" non-centrists tho.
>God dammit wards alive again. Guys i'll be right back.
Stop it, Sprint. Stop trying to lure us in with waifus
>>81494598
Fuck that. Go Royal Family or go home.
I wanna fuck this weird dancing girl in the Sprint commercial so bad
>>81494598
Nah man. I love the show too, but the movie should be about Attilan and the Royal Family, without any of this playing into it besides maybe a throw away line about inhumans who don't live in Royal Family.
Crystal should be the main character.
>>81494616
Only we know he's Hive. No one in the show has called him that yet.
>>81494633
The establishment Republicans hate Cruz almost as much as they hate Trump. They would rather blow it all up and lose in the general than lose control of the party.
I wish these commercial breaks were a bit longer so I had more time to mod Fallout: NV.
>>81494668
The team is aware it is the Inhuman Alien using his body, they just don't have a name for him yet
so many marvel universes which one are they from i get confused sometimes
>>81494633
He's who the establishment has latched onto. He's a sleazy "preacher's son" snake-oil salesman. He shut the government down, and made other republicans think that would work.
>>81494598
>>81494653
>>81494667
She could be the SHIELD Inhuman Royal Family liaison.
>>81494653
Nope. 2 more years. Until then it's the NuHumans wild ride. Might even get to see Kamala Khan or something.
