Moments in /co/ movies that just made you embarrassed to be a fan
>>71623489
He is a big guy.
>>71623489
What about this is bad really? Its just funny, I dont see a reason why comic Juggy wouldn't say it at some point.
Most of the Green Lantern movie.
>>71623489
I bet the person who wrote that in the film didn't have any clue who Juggernaut is and just typed "Juggernaut X-Men" on Youtube and looked at the most popular video.
None, because I'm not a pissbaby who derives self-worth from what others might think.
>omelets
>>71623521
Because it's a meme reference that they contorted themselves to accommodate.
>>71623521
It's like if someone reenacted the lightsaber kid video in a Star Wars movie.
>>71623563
What meme are they referencing?
Im not just playing dumb, if thats why people hate this line so damn much then I just didn't know.
Is calling someone a bitch a meme?
>>71623489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSuvOVH0aSQ
>>71623610
How is it anything like that?
>>71623624
"I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!" is the meme. Like, verbatim. Consult YouTube if you must.
>>71623641
>I'm made outta Laffy Taffy
ITT: People not getting a reference
>>71623624
It's a redub of X-Men cartoon where Juggernaut talks like a black guy and keeps repeating that he's the Juggernaut.
>>71623489
>Hey, your real name is "Robin"! Get it, everybody?
>*JGL winks at camera*
>>71623624
It's an old old meme but still in the minds of fans today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZZUMjoxfZA
I wonder if they'll use this in the next X-Men film.
>>71623624
see>>71623641
Honestly I just think it was a weird coincidence. It's likely he would have said something like that.
>>71623489
I didn't mind it. It made sense in context, and it's not like the movie had lots of saving graces.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSGXERUKBj4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_11Fx44iCJg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaaJyAjvajo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv2bGsdizhM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oigpeH4o3o4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj_BjUZiNKs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAx9Xut9CbY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MX923EiEBA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI3eBENgyVQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRCM0jWEQjQ
Fuck comic movies
>>71623715
No, no, it was an actual reference.
>>71623715
>"Don't you know who I am?! I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!"
>Probably a coincidence.
Come on, now. That was quite clearly deliberate.
Everyone laughed in my theater, OP.
So movies can't reference popular comics or cartoons at all?
>>71623489
>mfw
>>71623681
oh ok... yeah thats kinda gay.
>>71623787
It's kinda like if in Batman v Superman, Batman would say "You're a big guy." and Superman would say "For you."
>>71623676
>>71623489
>>71623610
>>71623563
>References are memes
Shove a blade in your dick /v/-tard
When Superman let his father die to hide his secret identity.
Seriously, what the fuck?
>>71623676
ITT: People born after 1991?
Fucking millenieals. I swear. You have the Internet in your face 24/7 and still can't look shit up.
>>71623760
Bruce Talking to tony, how is that wrong?
>>71623840
It was a reference to a meme faget
>>71623840
"I'm the Juggernaut bitch" was a meme years before the movie came out. Juggernaut has never even said it in any of the cartoons or comics and they decided to put it in the movie.
>>71623863
I guess it was a bit underwhelming, but not particularly bad.
>>71623840
References aren't memes, but they referenced a meme. There's a distinction.
I heard that Superman will have an S on his chest in the new movie.
Ugh. Total meme.
>>71623489
Seriously. If you're going to shove in a maymay reference, use one that's actually kind of funny.
>>71623859
You do know millenials are anyone born between 1980 and 1999, right?
>superman can never break anyone's neck again because /co/ will yell MEME
>Movies must avoid overused jokes made by internet virgins at all costs
But 1. they're funny and 2. they have added humor because normies get to laugh at us too.
>ITT: People quoting the "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch" reference from X-Men 3, but ignoring the "Get out of my head, Charles!" reference from DOFP.
I can't believe they referenced the same video in two different movies.
>>71623828
It was funny at first, but the fucking video's nine minutes long and the joke lost its charm around two minutes in.
I hate this place
>>71624064
That's something you would actually say, and the movies had different writers so I doubt it's intentional.
>>71623544
>tfw i liked the GL movie
Sure, it was rushed as fuck, but i still enjoyed it, and i think that the delivering of the Oath was great.
>>71624125
Literally no one is forcing you to stay
>>71624230
>I enjoyed it
Yeah people enjoy Amazing Spider-Man 2 and Transformers 2 as well. Thats not an argument in their defense as good movies.
>>71623521
It's literally a shitty youtube meme, THE LINE IS FROM A MEME AND THEY BROUGHT THAT MEME TO LIVE ACTION.
They referenced that meme in Lego Marvel as well.
>>71623760
>that last one
Lost my shit. Didn't see it coming
>>71623489
>literally the only good thing from the entirety of X-Men live action movies to date
This thread makes me embarrassed to be a fan.
>>71623839
That would be extremely painful.
>>71624737
For big guys.
>>71623715
It was an intentional reference.
>>71623641
I fucking love this and the Power Rangers one, I don't care what anybody says.
>implying that isnt the best part of xmen 1-3
You know what? I just going to say it.
"Memes" aren't even bad. It won't kill you when something acknowledges another thing for humor or any other purpose. Attempting to snub your nose at something by calling it a meme is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen. I get that the word is being misused, but how does someone take themselves seriously when they say "this concept has been thought about by people other than it's originator, it's shit"? Christ, what a disappointment they've become.
>>71623760
I don't think anyone is a fan of anything in this movie, but this deserves to be mentioned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNlmRId2FVQ
>>71625640
Oh jeez...
At least that was the last awful Batman-related film to be made before the Nolanverse saved it.
>>71625640
Jesus, there's like 100 cuts for each time the ball is bounced. Watching that in the cinema must have been outright dizzying.
>>71625527
Its very simple
The underageb& that converge on this site anonymously call anything they cant handle cringy memespouting garbage because they have warped senses of reality when it comes to the expectations and standards of others.
This "oh my god its so stupid and awkward" phase hopefully fades in their early 20's and they beging to enjoy things again.
The hate and love for memes is just teenage angst and manchildren unfit for society.
>>71625640
I saw that in theaters. I paid the price for a ticket and expected a movie of roughly equal value. I've gotten better since then.
>>71625640
That's avant garde. Clearly it's too deep for you.
>>71625527
The Juggernaut scene in The Last Stand references an old internet video in a bid to appear hip and "in-the-know". That's not admirable or amusing. It's desperate.
While I don't necessarily disagree with what you're saying, in this instance it deserves to be snubbed.
>>71623704
I remember people all the way back in 2000, before the first X-Men movie was out, hoping that "BEHOLD! OPTIC BLAST!" would make its way into there.
Not many ways to fit Yipes lines into movie dialogue and make it flow natural, though. Unless you just want to paint a Sentinel in Knicks colors in the background.
>>71626378
I get that. By all means, the filter for quality still applies no matter the context. His delivery felt forced, and it and a couple other scenes made me wonder if the movie wanted to take itself seriously or not. I wouldn't defend the next muppet movie if kermit started started shitting on a bald guy, but if people wanted to hate it because he says "feels good, man" at some point, I would.
The main antagonist in the Green Lanturn movie made me cringe a lot.
They should've just stuck with the Alien monster from the beginning of the film.
I normally loathe memes in published fiction, but in this case it didn't feel out of place. Last Stand Juggernaut was a cockney thug, so the line makes perfect sense in context.
>>71626705
I wish Magneto would say "welcome to die" in a movie, even if it's subtle.
>If you will not fight with me, you are welcome to die.
Also holy shit Firefox recognizes Magneto as a word.
>>71627207
In that vein, I'd also like to see Dr. Doom perform a footdive in a fight scene at some point.
>>71623859
>>71623760
What's embarassing about Talbot dying like the idiot he was?
>>71627207
A magneto is an actual item. It's an electrical generator.
>"Guys, you HAVE TO watch the Netflix Daredevil series, it's great."
>"Isn't that... that Ben Affleck movie...?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLntlRklNBU
>>71623557
Not caring what others think is a sign of autism anon.
I kept hearing him say "Juggle Nuts"
I actually thought he said "I'm Juggle Nuts' bitch!", which is odd to yell out to an adversary.
That and the concrete dick hat. He was a silly man.
>>71627621
>In that vein, I'd also like to see Dr. Doom perform a footdive in a fight scene at some point.
>"You think you have caught Doom unawares? Fools! You didn't plan for my HIDDEN MISSILES."
>>71626737
>but if people wanted to hate it because he says "feels good, man" at some point, I would.
I don't feel it would be appropriate for Kermit to do that.
But that's none of my business.
>itt autists who hate fun
I was actually bummed the gi joe movies didn't have any PSA references
Having The Rock enter a scene asking if someone "wanted a body massage" would have been so great
>>71623563
So? It was funny.
>>71623840
Everything is a meme, don't you get it?
Jokes are memes.
Cameos are memes.
References are memes.
Movies themselves are memes wanting to be repeated in future memes.
>>71628823
I am become meme
>>71628064
wake them up
>>71626827
Originally the villain was going to be Legion. Why they fucking changed that I'll never know.
>>71628064
God damn, this scene makes even less sense 10 years later.
>>71628337
>I was actually bummed the gi joe movies didn't have any PSA references
It DID have an instance where someone mentioned "life-like hair" and "kung-fu grip", though.
>>71623948
>thinking anything like this is set in stone
>>71625640
>>71633349
What happened?
The biggest embarrassment to the entire medium is their continued existence and production.
Luckily, no one who actually makes comics worth reading really cares about the MCU or the DCLAU. They just continue to make comics, while those who do want to appeal to the general blockbuster-going population falter, pander, and fall apart.
>>71633728
Comic books are REALLY SERIOUS GUYS
>>71633798
The idea that a medium can't, or worst, shouldn't take itself seriously only seems to apply to comics, and only recently. Not novels, not movies, not music, not even video games. If handled well, creators in those mediums can discuss almost any topic they please, but the minute someone introduces the idea that there should be a comic not just about men in tights punching each other, everyone starts complaining about "edginess" and "no fun allowed".
Worst, it's the fault of capes that any comic that tries to be about anything substantial is mocked by both the general, and the majority of the comic reading public. The exponential rise of mishandling serious topics after the release of Watchmen and TDKR was solely the fault of the Big2. Amateur hacks, wanting so hard to be the next Moore or Miller, fell over themselves to have cape characters be murdered, raped, and all sort of "mature" horseshit to stay "relevant" in a culture that rightfully stopped caring. Now, their word and picture vomit is biting anyone trying anything in the ass, as all anyone has to do is reference refrigerators or pouches, and it's laughed at by assumed association.
>>71623760
>Hating on the GotG dance-off
Absolutely no taste.
>>71624064
"Get out of my head, Charles!" was said at least once in the actual cartoon.
I can't remember any specific instances in the comics but I'm sure there's one there too.
>>71634172
Okay, let me be blunt because you've got your head up your ass.
If comics are a legitimate art form, then a few movie adaptations shouldn't even be a blip on your radar. Go back to jerking off over obscure unpopular shit and get out of this thread
>>71634172
There's an abundance of comics that aren't about capes that do just fine. In the end you start to regard superheroes as just a squabble going on in the corner while the medium gets on with telling stories.
>>71628823
>>71629409
THE MEMES JACK
>>71623489
>>71628064
This could almost be a scene from a shitty Street Fighter film.
>>71634706
It's actually hilarious going back and watching it now, I mean Tobey clearly knew it was crap and he made an effort to be as obnoxious as possible.
>>71623847
Why didn't he just run into the tornado and grab his dad anyway? I mean stranger things have happened in real life, I'm sure people would call it a miracle before they called it aliens.
>>71634853
I honestly haven't watched it in years. They just fucked up so much stuff, but the dancing scene was just the worst.
Maybe I'll rewatch it soon to see how it holds up...
>>71634706
It's shit on purpose.No, really.
>>71634706
i dunno it was bad for peter's sake but i liked it
it was weird
>>71634187
>Absolutely no taste.
Why are you talking about yourself?
>>71634263
Here's a newsflash: The debate over "legitimacy" has nothing to do with anything important, either commercially or critically. Trashy genre fiction novels are mocked and ignored by most people, given no recognition, sell in their niche, and the best option they will have is being turned into a B movie.
However, at the end of the year, various organizations and committees and publications nominate and award the best in what they do, from documentary non-fiction, to over-the-top sci-fi, to "serious" drama. Some of these groups, from the Oscars to the NYT, can almost guarantee their nominees the most important thing for flourishing artists, which is not "legitimacy", but "acknowledgement". And with acknowledgement comes a rise in sales, grants, producers, fans, projects for those involved because of their work.
What do comics have for all of their "genres"? The Eisners and the Ignatz. I won't blame you for not knowing the latter off-hand, but even the former is only really known amongst those interested in comics. So, outside of similar aspects on a much smaller scale, writer/artists are not given the funds and the support of others in different mediums.
Movie adaptations are a very large blimp on my radar, since, from a commercial perspective, comics just aren't as viable for independent artists as independent movies and independent novels. Creating comics solely for Movie/TV adaptations are a much more appealing way to feed one's family. Just ask Millar.
>>71623563
>>71623669
>>71623681
For what it's worth, Juggernaut actually kept saying shit like that in the Claremont era ALL THE TIME. Every single time he appeared, he pointed out that he is the Juggernaut and that he is unstoppable, and whenever someone tried fighting him, he pointed it out that they must not know who he is.
>>71623828
What exactly makes it homosexual?
That doesn't make sense.
>>71623641
Gladiator was the best.
>Look at my biceps!
>>71634270
There are, but they don't do fine. Not financially. Sure, Blue is the Warmest Color saw a small bump in sales, but that's mostly because of the overblown exploitation of lesbian sex scenes in the movie adaptation that barely make up 5 pages of content in the original work.
While the internet has given a better chance at selling one's work to make a living, on an actual feasibility scale, comic sales are a niche, and capes dominate 90% of that niche. The highest selling comic every month only sells a bit over 100k issues, unless it's a promo for a Big2 #1.
Financially, and culturally for those not involved, capes just aren't a squabble in the corner, they are an undeniable multi billion dollar elephant that takes up most of the room.
It's a fact that a majority of comics published every year are non-cape. This is thanks largely to Japan/France/Belgium, and also the ever-present independent communities who aren't restricted to zine hand outs anymore. However, mostly everyone knows comics only as capes. No other medium has to deal with that, and the implied connotations of that problem.
Comics of the non-cape variety aren't going to die out anytime soon, and in fact, are probably more widespread than they have been in decades. That's not the problem. The problem is cultural perspective, financial futures, and the influence on the creators of now, and tomorrow.
>>71625507
>DRAGON SHIT
>>71635174
>n-no, it's you
that is some intense repartee
>>71632599
>thinking incorrect definitions are right
I forgot this is the place that regularly misuses words like cuck. Carry on.
>>71624390
>the only good thing
Not even sexy scaly Mystique being nude in every scene?
>>71624125
You and me, both.
And fuck that smart-ass shitdick who replied to you first. He must enjoy the slimy, shallow cesspool /co/ has become because he's used to wallowing in shit.
>ner wunz fersing yew to sterrrrr
At least we're trying to make this place better than this. We're pointing out threads like this, and you, suck cock.
>>71636338
>>71634172
more like usa's fault ofr not having aproper reading culture.
They end reading whatever crap with shit storytelling
>>71623624
Here's a meme you may be familiar with.
Fuck off, newfag.
>>71628823
i don't have an image macro negative enough to convey how this makes me feel.
>>71635189
tl;dr
>>71625527
It's ridiculous. What do people honestly expect to happen? "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch" was quoted by /co/ fuckin every single day when it came out, there were whole threads devoted to just that video.
Every Guardians thread was full of "OOGA CHAKA OOGA CHAKA", suddenly it shows up in the comics and /co/ flips their shit and screams "PANDERING PANDERING"
>>71635189
>actually giving a shit about the Oscars
didn't read the rest
>>71638670
Yeah that's /co/ for you.
>>71625640
But they're IN LUV anon.
>>71623489
I was more surprised it made it in there. It felt like that video went viral not long before the release of the film so it's inclusion was surprising.
>>71633728
But they care about Fox films?
>>71625640
This is so cringe hilarious I could see it in a film toady and walk out in tears.
>>71623828
Just watch it for yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSuvOVH0aSQ
The Beast courtroom scene from Part 2 is the best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSuvOVH0aSQ
this is the old ass I am the juggernaut bitch meme
>>71641229
Jesus Christ, what a fucking sentence.
>>71623828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yorcy3N6P-Y
The worst.
>>71624288
As long as you enjoy them who the Hell cares if they are good movies?
>>71623760
I was enjoying the Wolverine scene untill Wolverine killed the helicopter with his claws.
I mean you can tell that the original plan was '' and then Logan takes the machine gun and takes down the helicpter''
then a producer said '' no!!! Wolverine has to destroy everithing with his claws!!! Tanks, Helicopters, snow, everything!
>>71642713
>"no!!! Wolverine has to destroy everithing with his claws!!!"
Well, yeah.
He's Wolverine. That's kind of what he does. His bullshit invincible claws are an infinitely more reliable weapon for him than bullets.
When my faves became problematic
>>71623489
>>71643151
>>71627927
He was probably referring to the stock explosion and the freeze-frame with a laughable scream thrown in.
>>71623517
4uck u
>>71635174
so what should have starlord done? thrown his vibronium shield? Turn into a green monster? Fire lightning from his hammer?
>>71623682
>Flash movie eventually comes out
>red head kid helps out all movie
>end of the movie
>maybe you should try my given name, Kid Flash.
>>71625640
This is oddly similar to Daredevil and Elektra's park scene.
>>71628064
what the fuck did I watch?
>>71628064
So it turns out I actually really like this scene
Not its execution, but the concept behind it
And also that they both clearly have fightboners at the end of it
>>71635189
>blimp on your radar
OH THE HUMANITY
>>71628823
Calm down there Kojima
Daredevil the movie wasn't great but the Electra movie embarrassed me. I loved Miller's Electra like Otaku's love little 2d anime girls. And teh move had no clue who Electra is and ruined her. Could have been so much better.
>>71623489
Loved Vinnie as the Jugger. Wish they had more of him.
>>71627207
LOL, there is such an item that exists in the real world, tool
>>71623489
>Reminder they stole this line from some youtubers then had a cease and desist filed against them.
>>71643481
how about not write a shitty le reddit humour into your movie?
>and the bad guy is going to destroy the world
>let's make the main guy challenge him to a dance off
>great idea KIDS will love this one!!
why are you on this board if you're underage, anon?
During Avengers, when Hulk pummels Loki. The entire audience roared into laughter and all the amerifats flailed their cottage cheese arms in applause.
>>71645736
During the opening night of DKR during Robin's line, "The captain had me chasing giant gators through the swers all week," someone behind me was all Ohhh, that's the Lizard from spider-man, oh god, awesome!"
>>71645821
This thread is painful. You do realise that people have called people bitch before this shitty dubbed video, right? This is more than likely a coincedence.
>>71645706
>I didn't like this joke
>It must have been from my sworn arch nemesis Reddit!
>>71645891
How about the people who yelled out Super Skrull!! When Thanos first appeared on screen?
Remember when everyone got rickrolled in a parade?
>>71646341
>knows what a super skrull is
>Doesn't recognize Thanos
What sort of high tech faggotry is that?
>>71646190
>>71646190
Marvel drone detected
>>71646359
Dude, I know, it just kind of gave me pause for a second, it's like, what crazy ass fucking world do I live in where something like that can happen? They said it's because he has a Skrull chin.
>>71646378
>Oh no, I didn't like this post either
>M-marvel drone!
>Yeah that will teach him to not blame all of his problems on a website
Slow down junior its almost bed time
>>71623563
>>71623669
You stupid faggots, just because its a popular youtube video doesnt make it a meme. Get the fuck out newfags, go back to reddit or 9gag
>>71646380
The worst thing that I ever have to deal with is talking about these movies with coworkers
>Hey anon! I know you like those comics and stuff so you might be able to help. Why wasn't Spider-man in Avengers?
>Explain the whole Sony/Marvel thing and that he might be in future movies
>Oh cool anon! Well Maybe they are just saving him for Batman vs Superman
>mfw
>>71623828
You are a fucking unfunny cunt and a pathetic faggot, how does it make you feel to be anonymously judged and to know whatever fagshit comes outta your lips wont be read cause I dont care enough to wait around for your baby-tantrum, faggot
>>71623715
The director said outright he was a fan of the video and made the scene just for that.
>>71625640
I tried counting the frames.
I lost count at 100.
>>71628064
>"My name's electric nachos... hmm"
>>71628823
>>71634505
What does it.... meme?!
>>71643151
someone drew that?!
>>71625640
>>71645821
Jesus Christ. If I heard that, I would've shot up a theatre.
>>71643385
But that's the best part
He was a bag guy, and a stupid one at that, it's ok if his death is funny, and the whole movie does this thing of making scenes like comics frames
does "the entire fucking thing" count as a moment?
>>71623715
>Being this painfully new
