Greg & the Murdercocks edition
Old thread: >>70888794
"Say Uncle" DL Link:
https://mega.co.nz/#!0A5RGQLK!5ZD_zZx7SeSD6rKSWcoUUK7Uh6S-R7GxU64kdaqD_Jk
>HQ DL Links for Season 1:
mega.co.nz/#F!DYlSjTqY!NQ0lr0fUqFxu7b9luFpNuQ
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/attack-light-steven-universe/id941380906
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.turner.stevenrpg
>"Story for Steven" preview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utULCVro9kk
>>70893849
man I need a gif or an image of the Sadie-lars ship sinking. That uncle based pa episode was awesome.
posting lap laz
for
greg
>>70893849
5th for HG SU
The Bloodbath
Jenny severely injures Peedee and leaves him to die.
Mr. Gus snaps Buck Dewey's neck.
Day 1
Garnet cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.
Night 1
Jasper shoots an arrow at Jenny, but misses and kills Pearl instead.
Day 2
Mayor Dewey begs for Jenny to kill him. She reluctantly obliges, killing Mayor Dewey.
Uncle Grandpa sets an explosive off, killing Peridot.
Night 2
Greg, Jasper, and Kiki get into a fight. Jasper triumphantly kills them both.
Day 3
Connie attempts to climb a tree, but falls to her death.
Night 3
Jasper overpowers Sour Cream, killing him.
Sadie dies from hypothermia.
Day 4
No deaths occurred.
Night 4
Steven cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.
Day 5
Uncle Grandpa unknowingly eats toxic berries.
Night 5
Lars forces Hopper to kill Rose or Mr. Gus. She refuses to kill, so Lars kills her instead.
Day 6
Rose sets Mr. Smiley on fire with a molotov.
Night 6
Rose, Jasper, and Lion get into a fight. Lion triumphantly kills them both.
The Feast
Nanafua tracks down and kills Lion.
Ronaldo falls into a frozen lake and drowns.
Day 7
Jenny severely injures Lars and leaves him to die.
Amethyst dies from an infection.
Night 7
No deaths occurred.
Day 8
Jenny stabs Nanafua while her back is turned.
Mr. Gus falls into a pit and dies.
The winner is Jenny from District 10!
>>70893873
thank mr skeltal
http://www.toonzone.net/forums/cartoon-network-boomerang-cartoon-forum/429591-cartoon-network-april-2015-premiere-info.html#.VR7-7fnF-So
>Pearl will never strut around in a pair of torn daisy dukes.
nth for perfect wife.
Young Greg's face looks like stevonnie's
nth for I have nothing of interest to say, I just want to post images.
>>70893907
I like Lion Lickers.
STEVONNIE A BEST
>>70893950
Yes they look like Steven
>>70893934
Requesting Jasper as a Police Officer
Inspiered by >>70893867
>>70893910
>Jenny severely injures Peedee and leaves him to die.
>Jenny severely injures Lars and leaves him to die.
>Jenny stabs Nanafua while her back is turned.
Jesus that's fucking cold.
I love Lapidot art.
>>70893910
This wasn't funny the first time
Huh. Greg looks really really young in that. How long were he and Rose together?
>>70893969
You would.
>>70893946
Amethyst transforming as Pearl is pretty fucking hot!
>>70893969
Me too,fuck cookie cats
>>70893934
betch plz
>>70893982
well, she did say she was the evil twin
SU x Filthyfrank crossover when?
>>70893942
Arists really tried selling Peridot as the victim after Joy Ride.
>>70893969
Too fuckin edge
>>70893969
Wonder what those taste like?
blue gloomy
waifu rating: hanako/10
arrow amazon
waifu rating: not too shabby
>>70893968
>>70894036
Steven, grow the fuck up.
Nth for true love.
>>70893990
But it's not.
Only backwater shitholes like Canada say it is.
>I am unironically replying to a tripfag
What am I doing?
>>70893968
Absolutey fucking glorious OC
>>70894062
the angstiest, most precious waifu
>>70893990
>this tripfag
Are you a grill?
>>70893907
here's the updated version
>>70894086
>implying Pearl isn't the bad guy in that scene
>>70893910
>Rose, Jasper, and Lion get into a fight. Lion triumphantly kills them both.
Damn, lion
>Rose Quartz ran off with a long-haired rockstar and got pregnant
It's like every parent from the 70s nightmare
>>70894062
garnet bros ww@
>>70894055
Like these
>>70894087
Best thing about Pearl is she's a mom you can fuck
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Lapis!Jasper!20150403
>>70894135
I'm sorry, dude.
But the correct term is Hephebe-something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utULCVro9kk
Holy shit, Greg has a perfect voice for hairmetal power ballads.
>>70894131
>Water gem drowns
>>70894125
You got to kill what you got to kill. His mother was also a warrior, but yet understanding. How is he going to grow stronger, if he continues to be a pussy? The other crystal gems had to fight back as well.
>>70894157
:O Onion's dad was in the band too?!
artemispanthar.tumblr.com/post/115362950552/x-not-sure-if-anyone-has-posted-about-this-yet
>>70893849
>dat song
Why is Greg so perfect?
>>70894157
Someone draw lewds asap
>>70893990
If it's gonna be a law there better be a clear fucking line and not leave it up to a jury of old hicks and prudes. I'm talking about a phone-book sized list of what characters are okay to draw and which ones aren't and exactly what can be drawn and what can't be if you're going to be chucking people into jail and wrecking lives over it. No ambiguity.
>>70894157
guess that explains Sour Cream's interest in music
>>70894000
Assuming Steven is 10 and the show takes place in 2015, then Rose died in 2005. Greg's musical style is reminiscent of the late 80s/early 90s, but he could just be behind the times. Around 10-15 years-ish. That puts Greg in his 40s somewhere, which seems about right.
>>70894124
here's the updated version
Rose got murdercocked. Does that mean Pearl got murdercucked?
>>70894131
>>70894188
The first thing she does is become the first one to die, and in water of all things.
You can't make this shit up.
So what is this show and why should I watch it? I've had who knows how many people tell me it's "THE GREATEST THING EVER" and how "unique and original" it is which instantly turns me off from something. So is it what people make it out to be?
>>70893988
>guess who's turnt
>turnt
What?
>Wallace
If this is a reference to something, I'm not getting it.
>>70894167
>>70894131
bad luck lappy
>>70894135
>tripfag
>stupid shitty opinions as always
why are trips even a thing
>>70894226
:^|
>>70894245
NO!
>>70894235
Hay it was either that or more imprisonment.
Her character is made for suffering
>>70894236
give it a try and see for yourself, it's not the greatest thing ever (nothing is), but I like it
Lapis for next CG 2015
>>70894192
>You got to kill what you got to kill.
That is true, but Peridot didn't have to be killed.
Thinking win-win is not "being a pussy". Steven sees the best possible futures and works to to achieve them while the other CG are too jaded to see.
>>70894268
>>70894270
>>70894211
This. This shit especially when it comes to dudes because nerds believe men come in fat neckbeardlike myselfor meatheads.
>friend agrees to nude model for me
>he's 20 and an asian manlet and extremely twinkish
>almost get thrown in jail for this
>dude had to go to the police and prove he was 20 with his ID
>>70894270
>>70894245
Like a cheap French harlot.
>>70894291
Alright I'll give it a try. That's honestly the kind of response I was looking.
>>70894243
I was confused too. Someone once said something about the strip being a reference to Scott Pilgrim vs the Universe, but I've never read it.
Daily reminder that beauty comes in all shapes and sizes, except one.
>Jasper will never be your mom
>>70894318
Jesus didn't die for this
>>70894157
Hold on where's this from?
>>70894347
Good, cause I actually want to fuck her.
>>70894322
that pic
always fucking farnsworths voice in my head
>>70894345
Forgot pic
>>70894299
So, you're telling me? Peridot, the one that reported the whole thing and coming to earth with an army to destroy everything is fair? And she gets a free pass? I don't think so.
>>70894357
>rose didn't die for this
>This fucker can warp reality
>He visits children
Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife
>>70894195
looks more like sour cream's biological dad
>>70894401
So can Santa
>>70894347
Like Rose, she wouldn't be able to exist at the same time as you, being that she'd have given up her physical form to bring you into the world.
And you'd have a crystal for a nose.
>>70894379
Too bad that art is fucking ugly.
>>70894270
It must be done.
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Ruby!Sapphire!20150403
>>70894318
>>70894245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaSTcCUFBRo&list=PLegyzbptUKNztoGJZgDqg0rNO3wq57vjp&index=22
Wonder if we see Lapis before the next series finale
>>70894395
What if Rose DID die for this? What if she made Steven specifically so that he could successfully reproduce with Pearl?
>>70893989
I want more of short stack Pearl.
>>70894347
>wanting to fuck your mom
Does this sound okay or is it cringey?
If you're good and trying to stop our fun
You can count on the four of us taking you down
Cause we're bad and good guys never beat us
We'll kick your butt and then go out for pizzas
We are the homeworld gems
We'll always have our way
And if you think we can't
We'll punch you in the face
That's why the people of this world
Run from
Jasper Peridot Lapis
And Onion
Post F to pay respects.
>>70894299
Cold, jaded and dead inside is the best to be when dealing with an enemy. Steven's going to get bit by being too trusting.
>>70894430
Her true form
Anyone beat Attack the Light yet? I've 100% each area but I'm still missing one of the badges and its killing me inside.
>>70894466
F
So did Amethyst absorb his cool?
>>70894466
F
>>70894442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwKEz6omi-Q
Extendeds are better
>>70894442
If she doesn't join the main cast by S3 I'll just fucking kill myself
https://youtu.be/ivl_Wj6zi9E
>>70894370
Toonzone
hard fluff
waifu rating: taken
>>70894443
Rose is sick
>>70894437
>top
>kek
Based Gashi. And yes, there is some tumblr ass pain over this picture.
>>70894430
>that 'that's not my baby!'
can I read into that or was that just the extra goofiness of the episode
>>70894157
So, any predictions? How did he die? Was it Greg's fault?
Classy gems becuz fuk u
>>70894211
I'd be fine with drawn stuff just being a few thousand bucks fine and maybe 30 days in jail, label it as obscenity so they don't get they don't get their ass kicked by the other inmates and don't make it a crime that puts them on the registry. Enough of a penalty to discourage the shit but not enough to wreck someone's life over something that's ultimately nowhere near as bad as the real thing.
>>70894388
I didn't say the CG should rebuild the Galaxy Warp and send Peridot on her way back to Homeworld with a report on all Earth's gem and human defensive capabilities. I'm saying that there are other options than executing prisoners in this case and that hope doesn't make one a pussy.
>>70894548
it wasn't canon, read into that you might as well read into crewniverse fan art
>>70894524
well it looks weird as shit
>>70894548
What you can read into it being is that Pearl considers herself to be Steven's mother
>>70894548
people say the same thing about pets you know. it's not something to look into.
>>70894524
That Garnet is nowhere near negroid enough, I gotta agree with Tumblr in this case.
>>70894524
Man, first Gashi picture I do not like.
His style doesn't work here at all.
>>70894524
Well at least they got everyone's proportions right
>>70894482
more likely digested.
she will excrete it, eventually.
What did you guys think of the UG crossover?
Half of me thought it was ridiculously obnoxious with the 4th wall breaking and jabs at the fans but the other half enjoyed the fuck out of the episode because of those things.
>>70894576
thats what I meant
I like thing
>>70894551
Why is pearl Kabuki?
>>70894551
>Amy's dress that short
>classy
That's Jerry Springer tier trashy. She could at least have a high slit or stockings like a proper lady.
>>70894566
Go fuck yourself, dude.
They.
Are.
DRAWINGS.
>>70894489"things that aren't my baby" for 500!
>>70894482
Fusion. See how Amy is now equipped with sunglasses? Wait a few hours, and they will separate in the bathroom.
>>70894524
>tiny Pearl nose
>>70894605
>She's going to take a shit on your face
>>70894081
Opal is the hottest fusion, at least of the ones we've seen so far.
Maybe Pearl and Garnet together would be hot.
Wouldn't /ss/ becoming canon be the most progressive thing in the show? Why is tumblr against it then?
>>70894640
The second I saw Uncle G's head fly out of the cannon and write April Fools I knew the show staff were screwing with people.
>>70894566
But why though?
>>70894524
damn, that is some good fanart
>>70894524
>large tits on Amethyst
YES PLEASE!
>>70894640
Basically the same for me.
>>70894680Also possibly illegal in many countries CN broadcasts in. Expect it never.
>>70894710
Sure thing buddy.
>>70894680
/ss/fags don't actually want their crack ship to be canon do they?
>>70894680
/ss/ isn't progressive, it's rape.
>>70893849
damn greg is /mu/ as fuck
>>70894675
Pearl doesn't eat. Nothing would come out.
>>70894680
The only thing keeping me happy in these threads is knowing that /ss/fags will never get their dream.
>>70894566
yeah, that's fucking stupid. shit, we should also fine people for drawing murder and rape. those are illegal to do too right?
>>70894734
>someone getting their eyes stabbed with a fork it's suddenly ok because it's a drawing
Yeah.
Fuck, we encourage that shit.
Do you even watch TV/Movies?
>>70894752
>>70894734
>And if a kid (or anyone who isn't labled as an accomplished artist) draws two O's with a dot in the middle or someone getting their eyes stabbed with a fork it's suddenly ok because it's a drawing?
Are you saying we should fine people for drawing violence?
>>70894738
Amethyst best gem
>>70894761
shit forgot the pic
Good news, everyone!
Connie is going to adore Steven's "little gem". Though it looks like Steven is going to be scared and confused for the whole ordeal.http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Steven_Universe!connie_maheswaran!20150403Seriously, how eerie is it that they got pink and black?
>>70894468
That's an overly simplistic way of looking at the world. Humanity got where it is today by gradually cooperating more, not ceaselessly slitting each others throats the moment an excuse arises. But that doesn't mean turning one's back on possible threats either. History has been a process of humans tentatively opening up themselves to greater degrees of trust in one another. We all know a world where everyone thinks win-win and serves a greater good is a good one, so we strive for it by adding a touch of hope to our pragmatic nature.
Steven has hope. If you think he isn't pragmatic enough then that's just because he knows he is just a kid and can only try to balance out the lack of hope of the other CG.
Huh
Older Steven looks like he ends up bigger than Greg at that age then
>>70894738
>Hey Steven i got something Pearl could never show you
Space Hippie
waifu rating: actual mommy issues
>>70894803
DAMN IT you know what fuck it
>>70894793
>tfw kinky transformation sex
>tfw dick sucking lips for her to swallow all your cum
>tfw she will leave you dry
Tiny Miracle Amiibo when?
>>70894810
We also know your future.
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Anonymous!Rosey_Palmer!20150403
>>70894810
>9 times for Connie
>not even once for Steven
How the heck
>>70894793
No
>>70894734
>And if a kid (or anyone who isn't labled as an accomplished artist) draws two O's with a dot in the middle or someone getting their eyes stabbed with a fork it's suddenly ok because it's a drawing?
Yes, you moron.
Problem with actually stabbing someone in the face with a fork is obvious, so I don't even need to go into it.
What exactly it the issue with drawing someone getting stabbed?
Also, who gets to decide who is or is not an 'accomplished artist'?
Why do they get a pass at all?
Because now you're delving into how to correctly label something as artistic, which is a whole new can of worms, not to mention the obvious:
What is the difference between an artist drawing something and a non artist drawing the same thing?
Are you sure you aren't retarded?
>>70894850
The Murdercock genes got passed down clearly.
>>70894810
Maybe Steven just doesn't have the ability
>>70893988
So do I
It is the cutest
>>70894850
He has trouble getting his weapon out on command.
>>70894524
> And yes, there is some tumblr ass pain over this picture.
>there is some tumblr ass pain over this picture
>there is some tumblr ass pain
well duh
i wonder how many young trans girls learned that they were a joke tonight
>>70894847
Yeah, it's called watching HBO.
>half the shit that happens in shows like Game of Thrones and the Walking Dead
>the general audience eats it up
Time to welcome you in my filter though.
>>70894036
I agree that Peridot isn't so innocent but it's hardly like the CG to just kill her. They'd probably just keep her prisoner to get information from her.
>>70894680
the way you talk almost sounds like you forgot this is a show for children, and we don't show children having sex with older women on Saturday mornings. I suppose you are trolling, but damn, that's the kind of dumb shit that made the bronies what they are today, and they are nasty
>>70894793
>short
>chubby
>vulgar
>hates being judged by people more than anything else
>steals cheese packets out of mac&cheese boxes
She reminds me too much of my sister.
>>70894850
Steven inherited the murdercock.
>>70894810
Oh my god...
>>70894850
Connie is exhausted before he reaches his peak
Steven is left confused and wondering what the big deal was
>>70894888
i bet SU crew will redeem themselves by confirming lars to be a trans dude and everyone will eat it up, da:i style
>>70894896
Ah, you're trolling.
My mistake for taking you seriously.
>>70894899
Stop trying to fuck your sister, Anon.
>>70894897
/ss/ is a meme.
Are you retarded or can't see through irony?
Nobody fucking expects actual /ss/ on a CN show.
How stupid can you be?
>>70894920
I mean, that’s cool and all, but it doesn’t really solve the problem. Trans women are pretty much always a joke on TV, while trans dudes (the rare times they even exist) are usually pretty sympathetic, so even if they did exactly what you’d said, it still feeds into the issue. If, say Connie or Sadie were confirmed as transgirls, that might help a bit.
>>70894219
Steven seems older than 10. I'd say he's 12, nearing his 13th birthday.
>>70894920
>da:i
Dragon Age: Inquisition I assume?
>>70894834
>mfw this show could literally not be over 'till the fat lady sings
>>70894810
He's actually just using his fingers, he's too huge otherwise
>>70894920
Choo choo
>>70894947
no, yeah, im pretty sure “redeem” is in implied scare quotes here but I agree
>>70894936
Get that weak shit out of here!
>>70894867
I see a dick in there.
How many of you havecompleted the game?
Where's Misha when you need him?
We should pit these two tripfags to fight against each other.
The brawl of the retards.
>>70894867
"This is the happiest I've seen Pearl in Years"
>>70894810
Damn, I knew Connie had a thing for boys with magical destinies, but damn.
>>70894845
His weak as fuck!
>>70894203
reminds me of Rhythm Heaven. especially Fever
>>70894936
>>70894974
It's just Garnet's.
>>70894991
I just realized it.
Also, I don't filter people.
You still haven't answered any of my questions, which makes me think you aren't seriously trying have a discussion.
Which means you were trolling.,
Who does everyone in SU main with?I miss Snake so much.
>>70894810
>>70894988I still can't believe talking the fucker down gave zero experience, I should have just killed him.
>>70894871
It's not about the drawing. Drawings can't hurt people. It's ideas and shit that you find okay to do that can. Drawing pedophilia enforces the idea that pedophilia is okay to an audience.
You can have your weird kink and be smart about it obviously. Plenty of people don't go fucking it up for other people have like it. As long as it's not in the realm of the public and is restricted to those who won't act upon their urges by all means draw Steven and Pearl in missionary position while Amethyst pegs Garnet or whatever you please. Just know that it's looked down upon by the general populace because kids shouldn't be having sex or have the idea to have sex that early.
>>70894401
you cant hide from him
nothing can stop him
not even death
>>70894850
>>70894873
>>70894810
Speaking of Murdercock, hahahaha oh wow. Drive a van into THAT!
>>70895000
>Where's Misha when you need him?
there is never any need for that pedo
ever
Mr. Gusite>Pizza Stevite>Uncle Grandpite
>>70894947
>If, say Connie or Sadie were confirmed as transgirls, that might help a bit.
But it's not necessary, we don't need it. No, really, we don't. Folks of the trans community don't need a cartoon character to validate their lifestyle.
>>70894810
>>70895053
Mortal women can't handle the murdercock
It's like that one oglaf comic
>>70894944
don't try to pin it on me, is all on the guy who actually asked "why people are NOT supporting /ss/ on tumblr?"
that shit is dumb.
even as trolling, and it does sound pretty bad to anyone who don't follow those threads daily.
I know to a autistic donkey fucker like you is hard to understand that the whole world is not up to every single shenanigan you post on an anonymous board, but try to use more of your common sense in the future, you filthy pedophile.
STEVONNIE X SADIE WHEN
>>70894882
I just love the whole free spirt girl + awkward nerd thing, I don't care if it's fan-created
>>70895049
Are you not in touch with kids these days? They're having sex in middle school. Pearl fucking Steven shouldn't be weird at all.
>>70895053
What is this? Casualfag here.
>>70894935
You misunderstand. This is why I dislike Amethyst. I am in no way aroused by her.
>>70895019
what the fuck
Oh goddamn it. Sour Cream and Onion are step brothers. I get the joke now.
>>70895070
They don't but why not.
>>70895034
Connie as Marth or Roy
Steven as Kirby or Ness
Garnet as Captain Falcon or Ice Climbers
Pearl as Falco
Amethyst as Luigi
Greg as DK
>>70895018
why.
why would you... I mean, what the fuck, what part of you actually considered posting it here?
which episode does connie first appear in, again?
>>70895121
Fucking furries
>>70895083
Man, you're boiling because you fell for a meme.
This is too much NaCl for me. I need some water.
>>70895123
either that or half brothers
>>70895053
I wish I had the Greg edit.
>>70894157
Holy shit, that's Sour Creams dad.
>>70895044wait what? i haven't completed the game yet, does something happen that screws up your experience points?
>>70895149
Bubble Buddies
>>70895149
The opening title
>>70894745
How is the most logical ship in the show a crack ship?
>>70894524
>Both of Garnets gems have triangles
fucking disgusting
>>70895141
what
>>70894988
I got my ass handed to me in the Strawberry Battlefield by Green Light and the NegaGems. I've got the timing down for attacks and can hit Garent's haymaker combo Perfect every time before the star even shows up fully, but holy shit I suck at the defense timing for some reason.
Do enemies respawn? I think I might have to go do some grinding or something get a few levels in defense/harmony or something.
