"underwater edition"
Old thread
>>70875465
"Say uncle" DL link
https://mega.co.nz/#!0A5RGQLK!5ZD_zZx7SeSD6rKSWcoUUK7Uh6S-R7GxU64kdaqD_Jk
Last weeks episode
"Joy Ride" DL Link:
https://mega.co.nz/#!GckyQTpC!O1OfCZxa6qcTodKU_kAjL9lCNzNrvGds2wq25qM8Jsw
HQ DL Links for Season 1:
mega.co.nz/#F!DYlSjTqY!NQ0lr0fUqFxu7b9luFpNuQ
Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/attack-light-steven-universe/id941380906
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.turner.stevenrpg
preview for next weeks ep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONx3xH_8oD4
first for bees
2nd for Jasper will never be good.
Should I finish this drawing up?
What gems are there no preg art of?
>Amethyst
>Lapis
>Jasper
>Ruby
>Sapphire
Am I forgetting anyone? Is there any preg art of the humans, like Connie's Mom?
>>70879995
Yes
6th for lapis
>captcha ofsea
>>70879999
I need dat Lapis preggo art. There's already amethyst preggo art, the one where Greg gets her pregnant. It's a comic.
Come have some fun
http://skycow.us/whiteboard.swf
>>70879995
Sure,Mr. Gus
>>70879999
All the characters you listed there is preg art of them. You just need to look harder.
>>70880012
I WANNA PUSH THIS GEM FOR SUMMER SLAM
>>70880012
>Lapis having a belly button
disgusting
>>70880005
I want to squat around a campfire while listening to this
>>70879999
>Amethyst laughing as Poil approaches a painful death
Reminder that Pearl sees Steven like a beloved son whom she wants to raise and teach, and Steven will end up with Connie.
>>70879992
>>70880033
Whats the password nigger?
>>70880061
This. I'm convinced /ss/fags are just shitposters.
>>70880055
Anyone care to translate that Russian?
>>70880074
it has no password dumbass, read the instructions
>>70880055
Cross thread replies are weird. Thanks! I'm going to try and figure out Wailing Stone next.
>>70879999
Is Mecha-Peridot about to crush them?
>>70880005
Hey, I liked it.
>>70879992
Good. I like her being evil
>>70880079
Apparently it's the equivalence of saying what's up. Shto sleushnee. Or something like that.
>>70880074Oh, I cant read
>>70880042
I dunno, I looked pretty hard. Are you sure you aren't just pulling my leg? Characters like Connie's mom or Ruby/Sapphire hardly has any lewds, much less /d/ tier lewds.
>>70880096
It's a preggo Peridot, but it's nude, here is a link.
>>>/u/1724395
>>70880078
You'd be right
>>70880098
>>70880098
>>70880121
>>>>/u/1724395
Jesus.
>>70880061
Is that why Pearl blushes at everything Steven does, is always hugging him, is always hanging out with him, etc.? Is that why she wanted Connie to immediately defuse with Steven and has not talked to her kindly since?
>been playing Attack the Light on the big screen
I love the simple look of this game, honestly. I haven't gotten too far in the story, just been leveling up the gems. Do y'all like it? I don't play a lot of mobile games, but this pretty fun.
Would you like it if the Dewey lusty for Pearl was made into a running gag?
>>70880144
Something wrong, anon?
>>70880144
> /s/u/g/
>>70880121
who's the artist
someone requested this a while backi try
Well I tried
>>70880165
>and has not talked to her kindly since?
Damn
Pearl has it BAD
>>70880165
Pearl blushed when she was yelling at Peridot, she blushes at anything. gtfo shitposter
>>70880144
>>70880173
Dont worryMurdercockis here
>>70880193
He'd get my vote!
>>70880165
She blushes all the time you delusional fuck
>>70880144
Why you have to sexualize the crystal?
>>70880174
It's just...the pregnancy makes her belly look like a green turkey.
>>70879976
Oh no, not the bees.
>>70880165
>Is that why Pearl blushes at everything Steven does, is always hugging him, is always hanging out with him, etc
She's his mom.
Freud, please go away.
>>70879999
post more, quads-kun
>>70880197
why he got two pairs of eyebrows?
This show is to soft, it is like if a woman did it.
>>70880209
Man, people ship anything, don't they.
>>70879999
did you make this? like the picture? if so 10/10
would stare at again
>>70880269
becausefuck
im fixing this before I sleep
>>70880170
The game is amazing for what it's worth. Imagine if they had the budget to go beyond a flash animated mobile game.
>>70880274
Political favors, anon. Political favors.
would it be dumb to repost my cover even though threads are archived?
eh, oh well
"Lapis Lazuli"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HthZv7FJqq
>>70880274
blue crab x the gem temple
i need this
>>70880269
>>70880258
>>70880289You tried
>>70880274
Sugar said there will be agaycouple in the series
>>70880121
Have you looked for untagged tumblr stuff?
>>70880304
>American animation
>>70880310
>the mere sight of pearl fills steven with so much joy, he gets starry eyed
>>70880320
She also said that Greg's parents are not what they seem. Could that be the gay couple she's referring to?
>>70880240
I still believe this is a reference togame grumps.Go Bundt,!
>>70880320
B-but Dewey is saving his purity for the hot one.
C-could a tall fit guy that is still somewhat smaller than Zyzz cosplay as male Pearl? What are my options for SU related cosplay?
>>70880320
>Greg's hair
So guys, is this canon?
>>70880121
...
Source?
>>70880193
It was me. Thanks a lot!
>>70880310
You think her blank stare in Scabbard at the end was a stare of "Oh no, I'm in love with my unrequited love's 10 year old human child"?
>>70880353
>what are my options?
doing whatever you want and having fun?
>>70880316
I tried again
better?
>>70880364
its head cannon.
>>70880380
Clearly
>>70880348
>implying he's pure
I bet that nigga's twice divorced
>>70880364
Headcanon
>>70880287
>>70880184
>>70880370
Found sauce.
http://littlegreendorito.tumblr.com/post/115190767547/cell-picture-of-the-recent-traditional-doodles-i
>>70880390
>Pearl wearing a shirt of herself
>>70880399
Saved
>>70880404
heh
>>70880380
I think it was "I consider this being my son"
Is this an excuse for a Lapis Lazuli thread?
>>70880209Why does this arouse me
>>70880364
No, this is Patrick.
>>70880404
It's funny because it's a canon that shot a head.
>>70880390
Sure, but which ones will probably suit that body type better. Not buff enough for Jasper yet not sure if thin enough for male Pearl.
>>70880353
>tall fit guy
Tell me your IMC and your % of fat.
>>70880426
More like considered
>>70880404
So like, UG basically killed Sadie and Lars for a shitty joke, while UG couldn't even dream of pulling off a fucking ship on the same level of Sadie and Lars. Why is this allowed?
Y / N
PERL IS AUTISTIC
>>70880389
Everytime I look at the thumbnail I see Richard Watterson
>>70880347
what? no way.
>tfw Turnt will never evolve
>>70880404
>>70880401
God damn it. I didn't even notice the "head" part of the joke.
>>70880429
Or malachite
>>70880170
I wish the sound team was the same. Music is meh and it's just weird the sound effects on things like the teleporter are just wrong. Still the game is fun and I do love the visual style. Strange how off the characters feel despite apparently being written by Rebecca? I get the feeling she made the story but not the dialog.
>>70880433Because you are homosexual, faggot
>>70880446
>PERL IS AUTISTIC
It looks kind of complicated.
>>70880444
>Steven died
Noooo
>>70880320
That reminds me, we posted this on Becky Sucrose's Twitter.
>>70880433
Imagining the sad desperation packed into their passionate kisses is kinda hot
>>70880404
>Head canon sank the Lars and Sadie ship
I finally get it.
>>70880450
>TFW turnt is an awful pokemon for the original elite 4.
Fighting, ice, hard special hitters,Dragonite used Earthquake!
Fuckers need a Starmie with Surf, Psychic, Thunderbolt and Ice Beam.
>>70880404
The little salute was a nice touch (even UG's head saluted.)
>>70880446
Obsessive and dedicated towards perfection is not Autism. Consider that she's an alien from another planet with entirely different aspects of behavior and that it has taken her all these thousands of years under Rose's careful guidance to figure out how to not be a cold-blooded tactician, her original purpose as a Pearl-Class Mineral Gem.
>>70880441
24.2 BMI
Around 10% body fat
194 pounds and 6'3'' tall.
>>70880469
thats too normal bruh
>>70880469
You must be proud.
>>70880460But I'm a straight girl
>>70880499
>straight
why are you even here. Have you not gone gay for Jasper yet?
>>70880364
>>70880499
Silly anon, we all are little girlsexcept for you fucking homosexual freak
>>70880492
>24.2 BMI
Not graceful enough bro. I'm rockin a 22.4 BMI and I could barely pull it off. Also I'm straight so that holds me back, Pearl is someone I want to love, not be.
I'm no Pearlfag waifu worshiper, but Pearl is a close second best character behind Steven if not tied. The mix of neurotic mother and the whole Rose thing makes for an entertaining character.
>Pearl's motherly instincts for Steven are because she wishes she and Rose had had a baby
>>70880543
That's not how xeno-rocks work, anon.
>>70880514
AH... I get it now. He sank that 'ship' with his 'headcannon'.
>>70880550
They would have just adopted.
I got this pic from an old ass tinfoil thread in/x/and it just hit me, this could be Opal.
>>70880550
Nobody said they could ever successfully have a baby.
>>70880571
They already adoptedAmy
>>70880571
Who would they have adopted? Pearl can barely stand humans besides Steven, she doesn't like Amethyst much, and Ruby and Sapphire are already fused into bigger person.
>>70880536
I didn't like Pearl that much at first, but she grew on me.
>tfw your SU folder started as a Connie folder, but then other waifus like Peridot and Connie's Mom started worming their way in there
She is the cutest.
>>70880543
>she wishes she and Rose had had a baby
Well that's not entirely impossible at this point...if you know what I mean...
![SU - Say Uncle.mp4_snapshot_08.50_[2015.04.03_17.03.14].png](https://i.imgur.com/RvotaVW.png "SU - Say Uncle.mp4_snapshot_08.50_[2015.04.03_17.03.14].png")
At least we got Pearl acting motherly out the crossover. I doubt she'll ever act like a mother again because children can't have mothers in SJW world. They can only have unloving legal guardians and complete strangers.
>>70880617
Amy was the wild child that didn't work out, Steven is the favorite now.
>>70880513
>Jasper
>Not superior Malachite
She's qt and sexy af
>>70880533
Dude could pull it off. They're shapeshifting rock people.
>>70880624
Yeah I can get behind that.
>>70880639
>wanting something with multiple limbs and a weird monster body that is also a giant
>>70880628
>I doubt she'll ever act like a mother again
She already acts like a mom all the time though
Did none of you fucks actually have caring parents?
>>70880533
So better just keep going up untill male Jasper mode? I am straight too and Pearl is my waifu. My gf will cosplay Lapis or Pearl so male Pearl would really be great. Maybe a tip if I am going to do it anyway? Puffy pants? Sleeves or no sleeves? Man, if I was black, I could simply fo male Garnet.
IF YOU’VE EVER:
>FOUGHT AGAINST ROSE QUARTZ
>SUPPORTED THE DIAMOND AUTHORITY
>CAN DRIVE AN ESCAPE POD
>OWN A GEM DESTABILIZER
YOU NEED TO LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOMEWORLD GEMS GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>70880622
I need the source of that pic fro a college work.
>>70880652
What are you, gay?
![Steven Universe - 1x28 - Space Race.mkv_snapshot_08.59_[2015.03.26_21.14.49].png](https://i.imgur.com/60yMup7.jpg "Steven Universe - 1x28 - Space Race.mkv_snapshot_08.59_[2015.03.26_21.14.49].png")
>>70880658
>She already acts like a mom all the time though
>Did none of you fucks actually have caring parents?
Yeah, my mother often completely disregarded my safety because she wanted to do something.
>>70880320
When did she say that? And could she have meant Ruby/Sapphire?
>>70880710
>tfw there's not enough Zero Suit Pearl art
>>70880706
Where...how would you even fuck this thing?
>>70880687
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1569335#search=peridot
>tfw no pic ofRuby and SapphireorConnie and NegaConniein the same pose
>>70880727
>>70880533
nigga thats unhealthy. Eat something and go weightlift
>>70880671
Just put on some ballerina clothes. But try not to buy the pointe shoes because if you try to pull off her graceful steps you could break your ankle. You can use split sole slippers or single sole slippers instead.
Just rock the Pearl, dude. If you're that self-conscious about it, go as adult or young-adult Steven. They're all shape-shifters, do what you want, bro.
>>70880730
>http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1569335#search=peridot
Thank you.
![tumblr_nm5i6n1ZUz1tc46gyo2_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/x0CDMfv.png "tumblr_nm5i6n1ZUz1tc46gyo2_1280[1].png")
>>70880729
>how would you even fuck this thing?
Passionately.
>>70880364
no its gey
>>70880765
bigger.
>>70880729
>how would you even fuck this thing?
With gusto
>>70880750
Yeah, I kinda used that line of logic too at one point. I guess as long as the costume is well done and I have fun it is all ok.
>>70880778
>>70880769
But what if she did weird stuff with her extra hands?
>>70880737
Saved to the nth.
>>70880729Very carefully.
>>70880729
>Where...how would you even fuck this thing?
![tumblr_nm5pr2RpHV1u9b8yoo2_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/EWgzHki.png "tumblr_nm5pr2RpHV1u9b8yoo2_1280[1].png")
>>70880789
Even more reason to do it
>>70880729
You don't fuck herShe fucks you
I lost to the second boss in Attack the Light.
I thought this was supposed to be a fucking casual game
>>70880804
I don't even have a hole big enough for anything she's offering though. Maybe it would be safer to just not sex Malachite at all.
>>70879992
>there's no time to care about them
jeez that's such a good line
>>70880840
Perhaps I could justcuddle non-violentlywith Malachite?
>>70880854
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s139NCZ6pw2o
>25 min
>>70880854
Why is he reading this? His friend making him do it? Anyway it's funny as fuck so far.
>>70880068
Wasn't Rose taller than Jasper?
>>70880765
>fat
She's muscular dammit
>>70880903
You could justhold hands
>>70880930
Not if Lapis takes the muscles.
>>70880933
Poor Joel lived the rest of his life not knowing where his bots went.
>>70880068
Jasper looks like Xandir
Anybody beat AtL yet?Nice ending
>>70880940
>gems that fuse have a chance to gain some of the other gem's attributes when they unfused.
Sounds like a cool concept, too bad the show didn't use it.
Yeah, it's an excuse to post Lap Laz
>>70879995
Are you the butthole Amethyst guy?
>>70880972
>"I respected your tactics, but this, this is SICK!"
>>70880791
God Garnet has the best ass.
I want to spank it, but I know she's the one who does the spankings.
>>70881027
Aw geez, Pearl.
got sick, made this
>>70880295
I love it m8. You got any tabs? I'd love to try it out too
>>70881044
>>70880978
>UG didn't save Lapis
She's doomed, isn't here?
>>70880981
What about Ruby and Sapph?
Wow, only episode I've watched since the pilot and...Steven's voice changed for the worse. It doesn't fit anymore. Fuck puberty
>>70881044
I like it.
>>70881062
http://pastebin.com/BAuWnt7c
What a coincidence, I just finished working out tabs for >>70880815
Give it a try!
>>70880036
The crossover is my favorite episode so far by a long shot. Anyone else feel the same?
>>70881094
Kek. That was also me. I didn't think I'd actually catch you. Thanks a lot. Looks like fun
>>70881096
>Anyone else feel the same?
Almost everyone with exception of few butthurt autists.
>>70881096
Not the best episode but it was very good. Mostly because of Pearl
>>70881096
Nah, it was getting too over the top at the end for me. Pearl's overreacting was starting to get grating too.
Though "THAT'S NOT MY BABY" brought it back.
Well, don't mind me, I'll just post best human before I hit the hay.
>>70881160
>>70881096
>>70881143
>Say Uncle
>best episode by far
Gemsus Christ, why even watch the show?
>>70881133
totally, the chords reminded me of house of the rising sun, but the little improv bits add a lot.
Can anyone figure out Wailing Stone? The chords are obscured just enough by Greg's voice for me to hear them.
>>70880364
It looks like a cannon to me...
>>70881172
>>70881160
>>70881172
Is this how Onion was born?
>>70881180
>>70881168
Is it opposite day?
end illust from my latest piece of shitty fanfic
>>70881028
Actually I think Pearl-Garnet fusion would be something like Garnet starting with her usual very angular dance moves and Pearl doing graceful ballet move and then as they get closer they start doing something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJMZKyfuKtY
or this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6IdKmdkVOA
>>70879999
I made an amehyst edit a while back. As well as the pearl edit here
>>70880416
>>70879999
>>70880028
I've been looking for a good pic of lapis/jasper/connie's mom to make an edit of, if anyone has any good pictures that would I'll edit them
Just watched Say Uncle. It you take it for what it is, it was actually really good. Think I might check out UG now.
![[unimpressed wall kirby].png](https://i.imgur.com/M5EulyB.png "[unimpressed wall kirby].png")
>>70880553
>headcannon
just got this now
Say Uncle seriously was on of the best episodes if only for Pearl overreacting and saying MY BABY.
is mr. gus confirmed as the only canon gemsona
The next SU mobile game NEEDS to be a rhythm game
Music is such a part of the series, it'd be criminal for it not to be
>>70881294
nah m8 it was headcanon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suHbB5FcmGE
>>70881334
garnet being done was my favorite part of the episode
>>70881311
I thought the april fools skywriting was negating uncle grandpas statement about the episode not being canon and that even one of the creators confirmed on twitter the episode was 100% canon
>>70881358
oh, so Steven can use his sheild now and Pizza Steve, Sadie and Lars are dead?
>>70881387
i'm pretty sure sadie and lars can swim. hell, they survived a week on an island without anyone to help them.
>>70881387
>Pizza Steve
UG will just take another slice of pizza from the box
>Sadie and Lars
Only their 'ship' is dead
>>70881334
>THAT'S NOT MY BABY!
Only now do I love Pearl.
>>70881358
That's silly, anon. Stop being silly.
http://ianjq.tumblr.com/post/115370267504/would-it-be-reasonable-to-assume-that-season-2-is
>>70881387
>Sadie and Lars are dead?
If only.
>>70881449
Let Lars die, but you can't kill Sadie. She's the most badass full human on the show. She killed an invisible gem monster ten times her size with a stick.
>>70881334
>that's not my baby
>random dialogue or hidden secret
does anyone want a higher quality/res version of this? im thinking of putting deal with it on it, for old memes sake
>>70881334
>that rape list
>>70881487
There is no secret. Pearl is confirmed to be 110% mom material. Would clean room if she told me to.
>>70881448
I love when crewniverse make fun of those autists.
What question is that?
>Would it be reasonable to assume that season 2 is also split up into two haves (season 2A being full disclosure to episode 78, season 2B being episode 79 to episode 104)?
>>70881467
>She killed an invisible gem monster ten times her size with a stick.
She and Lars are boring and awful. She could kill one a hundred times her size with a toothpick despite it also being intangible, and she'd still be dull as dishwater.
The other humans of Beach City needed attention
I'm fucking sick of Lars, Sadie and Ronaldo
I'm really hopeful for that Jaime episode.
>>70881487
>secret or random
>doubting pearl's momness
Someone post that one comic
>>70881533
>she doesn't have weapons popping out of her body and isn't a weird color
>boring and awful
You must be 18 to post on 4chan.
>>70880320
Did she just mean Ruby and Sapphire?Might be Lars and Ronaldo. They're both shit, so they'd work well together.
>>70881550
I got'chu.
>>70881334
>Amethyst literally eats a sentient pizza that is running away from her in terror
wtf?
god damn this fanbase is retarded
*moonwalks to /a/*
>>70881571
No no, the other one
>>70881573
They are trapped in oblivion after seeing the universe dissolve around them. Everything goes.
>>70881587
Oh, okay. Here is the one.
>>70881571
I really wish there was a followup with peri being fine after some good ol gem licking.
But be honest with me, she fucking dead right?
>>70881571
Not that one pls
>>70881573
That's what happens when you try to impersonate Pearl's baby
>>70881510
>Pearl is confirmed to be 110% mom material
Yeah, haha, I too remember when my mom left me to die. Fun times.
>>70881615
Definitely kill.
Can someone explain why Pearl referred to Steven as "her baby"?
>>70881603
No noThe breastfeeding one
Any draw requests with any of the male characters from SU?
>>70881635
Lars drowning
>>70881616
I know what you are talking about now.
Garnet punched the plot away again.
>>70881623
>Pearl left Steven to die
That's a bullshit claim and you know it.
