HQ DL Links for Season 1:
mega.co.nz/#F!9BNUCCwa!J9_aX6ujYueYWkePW0OLZw
Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
Preview for next week's episode, "Joy Ride":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR0s-W_jzLk
Old thread >>70627577
So, who's hyped for this week's episode, gemtlemen?
>>70633972
>>70631766
fixed this gif
nth for Jasper
>>70633972
I am only hyped for your eventual death and decay.
I hope Pearl is in the next episode.
>>70633972
>gemtlemen
No. Just no.
Opal for best fusion
I want toholdherhand.
xth for Steven staying classy right until the bitter end.
>>70634012
>>70634024
GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL
>>70634022
>>70634012
>>70633997
hoen
>>70633951
>That pic
Welp, I haven't been paying attention. My apologies to the guy I told in the last thread that there'd be no chance of Peridot showing up
After Joy Ride, what will the next episode be about?
>>70634006
why do they have to keep putting lapis and peridot together in the background of all these posters
the >>>/u/ thread has no nice SFW art in it.
pearl is perfect
>>70633972
>baiting this hard, this early
Trolls used to be a proud warrior race, feared by all on the interwebz. This is pathetic attempt. You discrace your lineage.
So, on a whim I decided to give the first episode a try.
48-ish hours later I've caught up with the series...
... it's alright.
Uncle Grandpa a best gem.
>>70634026
Saw this while scrolling and it got a good chuckle out of me.
I don't even watch or know what SU is about lol.
How do you guys think the gems are going to react to meeting uncle grandpa?
I have come to party
>>70634006
>Amethyst
>Lapidot
WHAT COULD IT MEAAAAAAAAAN?
>>70634073
Because it's the greatest crack ship on the show.
I was surprised to see that Amethyst also had a tortured past. It's always a bummer when the fun, bubbly one is secretly dealing with heavy shit.
>>70634100
>>70634092
Many deaths
Goddammit I thought I was long past having crushes on cartoon characters
I've even made a folder for her ffs
>>70634089
Who is your favorite cutie crystal, so far?
xth for whatever you call Steven and Connie together
>>70633997
If red mixed with blue makes green, shouldn't ruby and sahpire's fusion be emerald?
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>70634081
There was another SU thread on /u/, but it got filled up and autosaged. I could dump my Connie /ll/ pics there for you if you like.
Why does Garnet fuse by dancing? Don't Ruby and Sapphire know that a potara fusion would be permanent with much more power?
>>70634100
nice pic
>>70634026
>i learned to stay true to myself by watching myself die
That heavy ass line though.
>>70634138
Probably Lapis, pity there hasn't been more of her.
>>70634100
>They will find out he's some sort of reality bending cosmic horror, but ever snce he helps people they won't tell Steven...
>>70634072
It'll be the based Uncy G episode.
>>70634104
Connie Costanza pls
>>70634140
additive, not subtractive color mixing.
and red + blue doesn't make green
>>70634026
Steven seems to take crazy things pretty well. I mean, he watched himself die (technically, he killed himself in that situation) and made a song out of it.
And let's not forget Cat Fingers
>>70634141Picture related
>>70634130
>long past having crushes on cartoon characters
Nice joke.
>>70634161
I got that reference
>>70634100
Shocked that a being with cartoon physics can exist
Or treat him like Bat Mite, bearing the silliness as he bends reality to try and help Steven master his Gem and calling out when Uncle Grandpa unsurprisingly makes things worse
>>70634096
check it out. Downloads are in the OP. Just watch 1 or 2 eps
>>70634131
We need flashbacks to Rose like this. We don't have a solid feel for her personality. I want her to express herself.
100 years Pearl and Connie
>>70634140
red+blue makes purple.
Gimme stuff to doodle for tomorrowJojo stuff would be cool too
>>70634173
>pearl
>falling in love with a human
>falling in love with UNCLE GRANDPA, of all humans
Why?
>>70634130
well you crushed on the worst gem you best delete that folder right now and apologize
>>70634129
I could see the gems blowing up UG, only for another one to conveniently show up out of nowhere.
>>70634177
Internal anguish makes for great art
>>70634139
Connverse, like the shoe
>>70634057
OP here. I literally just googled "Steven Universe Joy Ride" and this came up. Don't know where it's from though.
>>70634130
>i even made a folder for her
implying there's people who haven't
>>70634109
i guiltily save most of them too.
but then i just see the teasers and overthink it
i wonder how much they like to laugh at the shippers
So what would happen if you tried to cum in Pearl's mouth
>>70634175
>>70634206
My kindergarten teacher lied to me. I feel so violated
>>70634141
Kickasso exists in this universe
>>70634105
Amethyst watches Lapis and Peri fuck
>>70634048
>>70634035
>>70634012
for you, >>70634022
>>70634204
holy shit
I love thisPearl and Connie forever
>>70634006
Holy fuck they're just teasing Lapidot shippers at this point
>>70634242
It all depends on whether or not you're Rose.
>>70634141
is it a rock?
a face?
maybe its a metaphor
>>70634216
The King of All Cosmos is the only king.
>>70634224
>Pearl's face after killing one and another comes back
>She just slowly pushes her spear into it and they're both pretty casual about it
>>70634139
Poor Steven doing all those things not realizing how much Connie likes it
>>70634216
Requesting Peridot as Foo Fighters.
>>70634242
Spear
>>70634204
FOREVA AND EVA, HUNDRED YEARS PEARL AND CONNIE WWW.PEARLANDCONNIEADVENTURES.COM
its awesome thank you tag.
>>70634048
>>70634012
>>70634251
>>70634035
last one, best one
>>70634254
WWW dot Pearl and Connie DOT com
Lapidot only works because Peridot is so cute on her own.
Lapis has next to no personality and contributes next to nothing.
>>70634204
>>70634204
I wanted some stuttering, but it was hella good regardless.
>>70634221
>implying UG won't turn out to be a gem fusion
>>70634216
Opal being skittish around a cute little cat she secretly wants to cuddle with.
>>70634267
>Best gem
>Best girl
>>70634261
Amen.
Now only if his majesty would stop destroying the stars
>>70634270
>WWW.PEARLANDCONNIEADVENTURES.COM
I want that to be a webcomic.
>>70634294
I wouldn't be too mad if that turned out to be the case, but what would their gems be?
>>70634309
Damn straight.
>>70634130
>>70634182
>dat green
Has anyone drawn Peridot as Aya?
>>70634110
Then she transforms into Rose just to guilt trip Greg
>>70634110
Let me help you there
>>70634335We jojo again?
so uncle grandpa episode is next week right?
>>70634340
>that cleft
>>70634067
>Why? If they're equipped to eat, digest, and enjoy food why wouldn't they have the means and desire for sex too?
Why make it any more silly than it needs to be? But that's just me. But that's not going to stop gem-sex OC. I wouldn't want it to.
>>70634091
>"They're romantic but they aren't"
Yeah, because Garnet is a special case that I wasn't previously talking about.
>how do you know what gem culture is like?
Just working from what was implied in the show. Jasper came directly from the homeworld and was surprised and disgusted by Garnet's fusion. Implication, see.
What time is the episode tomorrow in Eastern Time? I can't seem to find it anywhere. I don't have cable so I'll have to watch it online. Many thanks.
>>70634363
Everyone, especially really broken people, can cross the line sometimes.
>>70634374
Nah, we'll have people who can't handle it using the image limit, stop while we're ahead.
>>70634400
5p, my nigga
>>70634400
Should be 5pm EST / 4pm Central
>>70634174
>>70634400
5PM if you're actually watching it on the east coast, 2PM if you're watching an east coast feed from the west coast.
Anyone got more Sour Cream stuff?
>>70634410Thanks for reminding me that I requested steven doing that a while back
>>70634365
I don't think this is applicable here, more the opposite. She made the hole herself by coming out.
>>70634067
>The three of them have probably had hundreds if not thousands of encounters with each other through the millenia
hot
>>70634377
Yup, I can't wait to see everyone's reactions.
>>70634447
No problem.
>See this on your porch one morning
How do you react?
>>70634377
I am not looking forward to it.
>>70634479
Thanks anon
>>70634480
Why is she so happy?
They can shapeshift. Is there a size limit?
>>70634480
i get her out of the box and help her adjust to normal life on the outside
I wonder what Sugelite having my child would be like
>>70634141
Graphite?
>>70634480
>Close the box
>tape it shut
>throw it off a bridge onto a freeway
Why hasn't anyone drawn Ruby and Sapphire as Shotaro and Phillip.
>>70634480
Who would send me a 2D cutout of fetal position Pearl?
>>70634480
Return for a Peridot or Amy.
>>70634491
Nerd.
>>70633951
Anyway to gang-download all these, instead of doing it file by file?
>>70634480
Send it back
>>70634496
She's glad to see you.
>>70634415
>>70634417
>>70634439
Wait they changed it to 5pm? I thought that was just the Stevenbomb times?
>>70634515
>>70634517
As far as I know, there still isn't a batch torrent.
>>70634524
naw it's permanent now.
>>70634480
"You don't have to tell me what happened, you just have to eat all these eggs"
>>70634517
You do know you can do that with MEGA right...?
Change to grid format and then hold down your mouse while dragging over the files.
Oh, boy.
Can't wait for tomorrow's Three and a Half Gem new episode!
>>70634085
Hey, they baited three people.
Trolls became pathetic because it became pathetically easy to bait people.
I was under the impression that the Uncle Grandpa thing was an April Fool's thing. I still want to believe it is and that on April 1st they're going to reveal it was all a joke. Please?
>>70634537
"Why are you doing this; I'm a Gem, I don't need to ea-"
"You have to eat ALL the eggs!"
>>70634531
Yes?
>>70634581you're a nerd, nerd
>>70634578
Peridot actually has a nicer body than any of the gems barring possibly Lapis
>>70634466
I think Gem society is very expansionist, and either fundamentally warlike or built around serving some cryptic "supreme being." They definitely seem like an engineered lifeform rather than a natural one, what with the mannequin thing and the reproductive method where they're manufactured rather than born. Rose's fascination with "unique experiences" is another hint, I think: There's very little room for individuality among Gems, even in the ruling class.
>>70634593
I am not a nerd. Nerd.
Are we going to see other Pearls?
>>70634593
>yfw Pearl threw butter out a window
>>70634615
I don't believe younerd
>>70634620
For what purpose?
QUIT AVATARFAGGING
>>70634620
>>70634620
That's probably my favorite gag in whole series. Amythyst just sounds so disappointed in her.
>"Steven, are you telling lies?"
>>70634638
OKAY I'LL STOPnerd
Pst, don't mind me. Just posting best gem.
So what's your favorite piece of the soundtrack?
Mine's probably Rose's Room.
>>70634560
It has the cool kids helping Steven overcome his PTSD
Open Book is an out of order 1st season episode so, last week's Steven is different from post Jailbreak
>>70634647
You mean Pearl.
>>70634667
Not nearly fat enough to be Amy
>>70634669
Opal's theme or the battle music from Ocean Gem probably
>>70634629
Why do you not believe in me, nerd?
>>70634667
>not chubby Amethyst
I approve. If there is more then I might consider bumping her up from Worst Gem.
>>70634531
That's better
Have a Peridot.I'm not even that into Peridot
>>70634667
>drawing amy skinny in an attempt to make her look sexier
Poor form, my friend.
>>70634677
Still not enough, they need to focus on gems not whiny humans and their stupid problems.
>>70634669
My favorite was when steven was on top of Lapis' water spireShit sounded like paper mario music
>>70634697
Because of your peridot pictures, nerd
>>70634669
Rose's Fountain and Love Like You
>>70634677
>Cool kids
Is Lars gonna be there?
>>70634713
>smiling
>>70634732
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA
No
>tfw a gem will never snuggle you while you sleep
>>70634714
You wouldn't complain if it were a normally skinny gem made fat,fatty.
>>70634600
I always thought the gems were a virus, considering the imagery in the Kindergarten. (I mean look at this thing). Perhaps the gems serve a hive mind who directs them to take over other planets and to get their resources. Maybe to build more gems they require more minerals. Rose disobeyed the hive to defend Earth and its inhabitants.
Why not discussion about best Gem.
>>70634732
HE'S NOT COOL ENOUGH ANON, NOT COOL ENOUGH
>>70634724
I have more than Peridot pictures, nerd.
>>70634748
Actually I would.
>>70634714
You make me sad
>>70634667
Well Amethyst is Amethyst, so yep.
>>70634718
>what is watching the show
The 3 haven't shown any personal problems outside of being chill rule breakers and they're just a plot device to help Steven cheer up
>>70634748
People fatten up pearls thighs in porn all the time, in the show she has matchsticks for legs.
>>70634089
Same here. Started with Full Disclosure, then backed up to the start. I'd already had Garnet spoiled for me, but once I reached Jail Break, I fell in love with love again.
![Steven.Universe.S01E12.Monster Buddies.-.An.Indirect.Kiss.1080p.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H.264.mkv_snapshot_16.17_[2015.03.26_02.15.46].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ujaeWVQ.jpg "Steven.Universe.S01E12.Monster Buddies.-.An.Indirect.Kiss.1080p.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H.264.mkv_snapshot_16.17_[2015.03.26_02.15.46].jpg")
>>70634629
t-to see a butter flyyyy
>>70634718
We need more Connie episodes.
>>70634724
Apparently the composers used to work for vidya, and it shows. I think I recognized inspiration from Mario, Zelda, Mother, Samba de Amigo among other things. I like it.
>>70634713
>she sees your mac
>>70634480
Immediately call UPS for the fifth fucking time and tell them I ordered an Amethyst
>>70634798
PEARLSCUM WILL ACTUALLY DEFEND THIS
>>70634772
>That fucking disgusting gif.
Her you go, slime.
>>70634748
pics like these actually get me off pretty damn well thank you
>>70634799
or just episodes that include all of them
>>70634747
>tfw a gem will never fuse with you so you can ascend to the hermaphrodite master race
>>70634799
>We need more Connie episodes.
We do indeed.
>>70634767
I need to see Amy with bedroom eyes
>>70634667
Jesus, that neck
>>70634847
Or episodes that go more in depth with homeworld culture. . .
>>70634799
Not really.
She needs to fuck off, alongside you, Misha
>>70634824
Why, thank you, kind sir.
>>70634799
we just had two in a row. Relax man, enjoy the ride
>>70634669
Political Power's ending...theme.I still feel like you can decypher the sound as video for a secret message or image
>>70634851
Gems are genderless though, so wouldn't the resulting fusion be male?
>>70634871
She is the most qt. She is the most brown. She is the most best.
>>70634799
I like Connie but I'm sick of the "I'm not special but you are" bullshit. If she can't figure out how much she wants to be a legit player in the magic and mystery olympics then I want her to leave.
>>70634669
Dance of Swords is my favorite piece.
>>70634818
IT WAS A FUNNY JOKE
>>70634859
>>70634818
pearl is perfect
REPORT BACK TO YOUR GOLDEN QUEEN
FAGGOTS
>>70634669
I Am Lapis Lazuli.I listen to it everyday
Started watching this show last night, finished this morning. I have never understood the concept of a "waifu" before. Now I'm teetering on the edge of that horrible cliff with my sheer attraction to Pearl's character.
Delivering.
>>70634851
It's not so much about the gender for me, it's about the power and theexperience
>>70634913
yellow diamond sux
lololol
>>70634847
>that blush
Cuuuute
>>70634201
The first time I watched an episode, I got the feeling that none of them were the main character/hero. A true ensemble cast.
After watching for a while, I've come to the conclusion that Rose is a Mary Sue who died in a tragically romantic way. Everyone was her friend, but her friends aren't as strongly friends with each other as they were with her. Her lover, her son, and her goofy best friend argued over who deserved to have her in their lives.
Pearl's obsession with her made me realize this.
>>70634140
>if red mixed with blue makers green
/ic/ here
knowledge is power
>>70634713
>Peridot will never smile at me like that.
>>70634913
I was thinking something more akin to this.
>>70634911
saved
>>70634927
>Now I'm teetering on the edge of that horrible cliff
welcome to my world
>>70634911
>>70634859
>>70634783
>>70634767
HOLY COCKS, 2CUTE
>>70634911
>>70634899
fusing seems like it completly disregards human dna and simply turns it into is base cellular structure. so i think it will just be another *cough* experience.
>>70634939
How often does she blush?
>>70634334Pebble
>>70634927
Dewey, is that you again?
>>70634899
>>70634141Who's that knocking at the door?
I thought Amethystfags were purged.
But when gems shapeshift is it just like a mask, like all they do is change their shape and appearance? Or do they obtain the features of whatever they change to? Like if they turned into scissors could they cut shit?
>>70634995
>>70634669
Either Mirror Match or Be Cool At The Club
Stevonnie is more human than Steven and therefore better.
>>70634995
nah
>>70635024
>>70634928
Steven on the final question of Who Wants to be a Millionare?
>>70634799
I think we had enough for now, but I wouldn't mind any in the future.
>>70635010
Well Rose gained vagina powers when she shapeshifter one.
>>70635029
Hey anon..Chu~
>>70634995
You thought wrong
>>70634295
>>70634267
Alright, got it
>>70635035
>>70634928
oh man what the fuck
>>70635010
That's an stupid-ass question.
>>70635024
MMMmmmm
>>70635046
>>70635029
God I need more out of control Amethyst bullying the other gems by being a doppelganger or assuming a troubling form for them.
>>70635029
haha I wish I could speak moon
>>70635035
I just mopped there,ma'am
>>70635057
>>70635055
I'm just wondering what the limits of the shapeshifting is. Cause the way they've been going, they could do some crazy shit with that kind of power.
>>70634754
>Maybe to build more gems they require more minerals.
WE REQUIRE ADDITIONAL MINERALS!
>>70634669
Lion's Mane or "The Ocean Returns/Love Like You"
>>70635057
>Buck backs off
hehe
>>70635048
sorry i got really lazy by time i got to the back ground and my friend also wanted me to play some monster hunter.
>>70635041
fukken saved
>>70635064
>>70634928
CHUTE. CHUTE. FIX IT.
>>70635082
There are obviously limits to it. They also have to concentrate quite a bit. Just being squeezed prevented Pearl and Amethyst from doing it, and they were in great peril.
>>70635103
I-I bought mountain dew today because it looks like her
>>70634600
I think their species is an apex AI, which clWed their way to the top via survivalism and politics
>>70634216
Steven awakening his masters (idk if it's been done before)
