but no new episodes
The creators are too busy watching Steven Universe and forgot to make new episodes.
Who can blame them?
>>70547859
Technically, the two eps were previews.
Would you?
we have waited, we have updated rule 34, we can endure, as veterans of this war called "wheres my episode?" we shall endure
New episode when?
>>70547838
it actually premieres a week from now
>>70548091
WOULD I?
>>70548091
Would I?!I would, and also I have the uncensored. Heart nipples are a nice touch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJoyCzvhOTI
>>70548791
I am excite, my little sister liked it so I might let heeknow it's finally coming on again.
>>70548091
>all that noise
for what purpose
Stream?
I want Star to do impure things to me.
Apart from that I'm eager to see new eps. A week? I can wait.
Which Disney show is better?
http://strawpoll.me/3922616
>>70549959
not a disney show but steven universe
>>70549906
anon, it's not premiering for hours from now.
It's cute, but there's absolutely nothing special about it at all.
Which makes for a good 2-segment 52-episode show I guess.
I'm hype.
>>70550126
Star and Marco join the Avengers when?
>>70550609
Star of Murder!
>>70550609
Marco is mad thirsty for the kill.
>>70547838
>premiere
i thought it already did
>>70551258
no, it went online before but goes on tv today
>>70551268
nigga i know ive seen the first two episodes on Television.
>>70551077
>best friends
Enjoy your waifu of the month while it lasts. By June Star threads will only be but memories of the past...
>>70551671season 2
>>70552231
>Football players not fighting monsters
seems familiar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNCenv7wPFE
>>70549959
>no Wander over Yonder
>>70550529
I find this easy to masturbate to.
>>70552422
>masturbating to blank minded junkie girlsme to
> that feel when your wand is too sore to "do magic"
>>70552553
>that feeling when your wand hurts but star won't stop practicing her magic
problems /co/ wouldn't mind having
>>70550529
Well that's depressing
>>70554217
I now know what it's like to relate to a character
Does anyone else feel like this show is just incredibly bland and nondescript?
No one seems to have any personality traits to speak of, it feels less like a cartoon and more like another Disney teen-sitcom. You know, those shows that exist so execs can fuck underage starlets.
Also: who in the fuck thought putting a shouting obnoxious unicorn head in the second episode was a good idra
>>70552231
>>70550609
>first episode, Marco is introduced by literally everyone as "the safe kid"
>"the safe kid" is ostensibly his entire identity at school, which is something he hates and wants to get rid of despite it apparently being true? (can't really tell, he's less "safe" and more not retarded)
>Except wait, he's a martial arts genius and can fight giant monsters.
>Never bring up the thing that was supposed to be his main struggle ever again
>>70547838
Does anyone have the Mega for this show?
I actually don't mind Princess Flying Pony Head.
boy there sure are a lot of pedophiles itt!
>>70554637
IKR plus Star's powers feel so indiscriminate that you just know that she will almost certainly be the cause of and solution to every single problem.
>>70554695
Yup, good writing right there
>>70555308
>implying star wouldn't be down
>>70555456
Wow you're right, and his breakdown is clearly not biased in anyway.
>>70554695
That's the irony. Marco is considered the "safe kid" at school, but when shit goes down he is the one to rek the shit of the monsters. The joke is that everyone says he's so safe but in reality he's a maritial arts master. Maybe even the entire reason why he trains maritial arts is that he was bullied for being safe so he wanted to show them all he's not.
>>70555553
>That's the irony.
But it's not ironic, just silly. Knowing martial arts doesn't make him less safe, but it definitely gives him something to be known for besides safety.
>Marco is considered the "safe kid" at school, but when shit goes down he is the one to rek the shit of the monsters
But again, that's not funny or ironic, just dissonant.
>The joke is that everyone says he's so safe but in reality he's a maritial arts master.
But that's not a joke
And again, the main point is that it's a totally informed character trait (told, not shown) that is dropped entirely after the first episode in favor of him having no defining traits at all.
>>70555535
The argument informs the bias, not the other way around
>>70555638
Well, apparently your sense of humor is not randumb enough for this show, plus you're autistic. Nothing we can do about that. Sorry anon, go watch some other show.
>>70555743
I'm sorry you're incapable of discussing a show's faults like a normal human bean
>>70554695
Of the two episodes and four stories we've seen, one introduced this struggle at school and the other showed him in school again influenced by an evil monster arm and not behaving normally.
Other stories had him reunite with an old friend and deal with the insanity of other worlds and Ponyhead. Otherwise it's clips of him fighting monsters to keep Star safe. Which is also outside his normal routine life and interactions.
Might want to wait for at least one more episode before bringing down judgement.
>>70555756
>faults
But this is so visibly done on purpose! Even in the first episode he is already shown being good at karate and there's that scene where he's like all hyped for fighting monsters and then 3 seconds later he goes "wait, let's cross at the light", do you really think writing can be so bad that the writers forget completely what the character is like in a matter of seconds?
>>70555891
>But this is so visibly done on purpose
They dropped his only defining character trait on purpose?
>>70555882
You assume that is my only gripe. I actually really liked the pilot, but the second episode was so bad I had to shut it off after about 3 minutes. The only one besides the pilot that I could stand to finish was the monster arm one, and it wasn't what I'd call great or even good.
>>70555941
DID YOU EVEN READ THE REST OF THE POST
Maybe they didn't mention the safe kid thing in episode 3, but I'm gonna have to remind you we haven't seen 2 yet.
>>70554695
>>Except wait, he's a martial arts genius and can fight giant monsters.
Yep, a martial arts genius who got rekd by a 6 year old
>>70556024
So I guess Star's villains have less physical prowess than a 6 year old, then?
I mean, the main villain is just rehash #827 of the pig from Dave the Barbarian, but his minions are pointless too?
I liked this show better when it was about an autistic girl who only thought she was magic
>>70554217
TELL ME WHY
OTP confirmed?
>>70557083
What does Porgnyr mean?
>>70557388
"porn gear"?
>people think the joke is that they think he's the safe kid but he isn't
The joke is that he thinks they don't understand him and that he isn't the safe kid but he is.
>>70557388
Porn Of somethingthatbeginswithr Gustav Now You Runt
>>70557911
>bottom left
Wow. The years were NOT kind to Steven Universe.
>>70558214
The operation changed everything.
>>70548914
It was meant to be taken from a camera, all the other pics have REC and a battery symbol
>>70550609
Man, Marco looks fucking pissed
>>70556024
he was using gold-knuckles to be fair
>>70558980
Marco had a motherfucking monster arm who eats the whole ass
>>70557895
So we know some new names now. Alfonso is Marco's tall friend, and Ferguson is Marco's fat friend. Andrea is the black cheerleader.
Mrs Skullnick is the troll from the intro.
What's with Emmitt the minotaur looking guy though? He looks like he is from another world like Mewni or the kind of monster that'd be working for Ludo, but the background suggests they're still in Marco's world.>lanky nerdy spic
I hope he doesn't make me cringe by reminding me of my childhood too much
>>70559951
Alfonso is Marco's friend with an annoying voice.
>>70554695
Marco's flaw is as compelling as a "working too hard" weakness during a job interview
>>70559951
>lanky nerdy spic
What's different, besides the pedophilia?
>>70561444
just another manic sponge-day
>>70561676
P&S crossover when? imagine Panty lecturing Star on how to be a slut.
>main characters are an uptight karate nerd and a punk princess
Every once in a while a show comes along that actually knows what teens are like and actually writes proper characters.
Some of these great series include Hey Arnold, Recess, Weekenders, Fillmore, and 6teen
And now, Star vs. the Forces of Evil.
God bless the writers that make great characters like these and God bless America!!!pic is closest I've got to a salute
>>70561726
>Marco ends up befriending the Demon sisters because he follows the RUURUUS
>>70554695
>Except wait, he's a martial arts genius and can fight giant monsters.
The giant monsters we've seen so far have not been what I would describe as competent fighters.
Marco probably has a couple years of martial arts. You don't need to be a genius to kick an untrained/poorly trained fighter's ass if you've got a couple years of martial arts. After you get the fundamentals down it mostly comes down to conditioning with technique only coming into play in very limited situations/grappling.
Also monsters are very much a safety hazard, just one he is qualified to solve so he doesn't panic.
You've never had an "Everybody chill the fuck out, I got this" situation?
He's still probably jumpy as fuck in shop class.
>>70561726
>Alright, lemme tell you something about the art of being a slut. You gotta show em every hole you got.
>I have a hole in my lip from the Mewni War! I'd love to tell some war stories!
>No, you gotta give them a fun time, if you know what I mean.
>I definitely know what you mean!
>5 minutes later
>So many clowns and magicians that they start to smother Panty and Star
>JESUS GODDAMN CHRIST THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT
>>70562072
>Star the Misinterpretive Porn Star
>>70561868
DRAWFAGS!?
>>70562742
any New episode downloads anywere?
>>70562742
One day. In the meantime have this
>>70562789
Not until the 30.
ponytails pigtails gif please
>>70562121
Like a pornographic Amelia Bedelia.
>"make my dick raw"
>rug burn on your dick
>"I'm gonna eat your pussy"
>get served a cat on a plate with garnish
>"let's do it doggy style"
>she pisses in your shoes and then humps your leg
>"creampie"
>clown.jpg
>>70548091
Sauce?
>>70563044
The forbidden chan that has plebbit features but isn't plebbit, yet still shall not be named here, where there was some kind of autistic RP thread that happened to have shockingly-well-editedtopless Star pics. Should still be in the catalog there, or at least in some form of archive.
>>70563201
holy shit that is terrible
but the bewbs
>>70563201
Shoulda ended withStar pummeling her vagina to keep mexican babies
>>70563418to keep Mexican babies from being born*
>>70552231
>UULLTTRRAA COMBO
>>70548621
can has link?
>>70563557
I'd link it, but 4chan autobans you if you try to link it.
>>70563673
The guy made an imgur with most of the pics in a blues clues thread
link that
>>70563557
dubs chan thread number 115154
>>70563731
>Mr. Meseeks comes in completely buttblasted
10/1
For the people who want the bewbs but don't want dubschan
http://imgur.com/a/kJaia
>>70564679
Wonderful.
>>70563201
>check it out
>misha's over there
shit she does look like something Gashi would design looking at it now
>>70564679
>>70564679
they need to fucking chill out with the noise
>>70565724
It's supposed to give a camera look
and plusIt makes it look better imo, The hearts probably look terrible
>>70559948
>>70561663
>Skullnick episode is going to have Ludo and gang
Wasn't there a scene of Star bonking one of the monsters on the head that was changed from taking placing the day to taking place at sunset? It's probably going to be from this episode since the screencap is also at sunset.
>>70561676
I'm guessing the cheerleader with the megaphone is going to be Brittany. Glad she's being introduced early(I hope she turns out to be popular, her design looks pretty cute.)
>>70554695
giant monster are legit easy to fight though
Am I the only one that's a bit bothered about the eye being visible through the hair?
Hoping the show picks up and has smarter humour and hi jinks.
>>70566148
Not really. It isn't like hair is completely opaque, and the part of Star's eye that is behind the hair is still yellowed from having to look at it though the hair.
>>70566673
>dark skin
>blue eyes
Is Andrea water tribe?
>>70566802
Now YOU get to decide how Star reacts to this flabbergasting picture!
>>70567922
>>70567922
WE GOTTA GET MARCO BACK
>>70566802
Needs a bit of work, not as good as some of the others, but nice anyway
>>70568664
Yeah, I literally named it notasgood, I can do better.
>>70568648
PEOPLE OF ECHO CREEK
WE GOTTA GET MARCO BACK
>>70568740
ARRGH
WE GOTTA GET MARCO BACK
>>70568841
We gotta get Marco back faster than a dill rabbit on a hard pickle!
>>70568931
I know. We gotta get Marco back.
Marco?
>>70569027
It's not him.
What time did it air today? All I saw listed were Kirby Buckets or some live action Disney bullshit
>>70569232
Did you check XD?
>>70569278
I did. The TV listings didn't have Star vs. Star Wars, and everything else was listed.
>>70569232
It debuts on the 30th officially. Cable/sat subscribers with premium On Demand subscriptions get all Disney programming one week early.
>>70569318
Did you come in just to say that
Star airs on Disney XD you idiot
>>70551077
>filename
Nigga...
So, while we're waiting for new episodes:
Which is a better abbreviation: "Star Vs.", "SvtFoE", or "SFE"?
Personally, I'm partial towards "Star Vs.".
>>70569496
It's a Joke man, there's always someone who does that joke when anyone mentions that channel.
>>70569322
Same here. And I checked and it's not listed for next Monday either.
>>70569593
Star Vs.
>>70569593
Star Vs. is a better name, but I always call it SvtFoE
>>70569832
fuck off Gabucho
>>70569832
LUUUUDOOOOOO
>Giancarlo Volpe is directing episodes from season 2 onwards
>>70569336
Gachi's going to love this show.
>>70570383
>armpit nipple
If only for that, yes.
>>70570485
ill fix it
>>70570383
As >>70570485 says, learn your anatomy.
Also, what's with the white noise?`
>>70565841
I want some rule 34 of Brittney and Pacifica being total bitches towards each other in a hot lesbian theme.
>>70570742
I like your edits and all, but what's up with the strong grain effect?If you do it to cover how weird some lines look, well, the lines are still pretty visible
>>70570383
Not at all, Anon
>>70570742
You're living the life?
>>70570912you're partially right
I've answered this a million times
In the original edits it was camera operated
I am just lazy and regularly forget to add the things that make it more obvious
and to cover em up a lil
>>70555638
I get your point, I found that strange too, a lot of talking about him being the safest kid but they don't mention it again, a shame because i thought it was a funny way to describe somebody and was wondering how they would they play it
>>70548091
>>70566802
>>70570742
Is there an archive for more?Or a tumblr?
>>70571485
save the pics in this thread so far and this imgur
http://imgur.com/a/kJaia
I'm running out of frames to put bewbs on
what do
>>70571739
anyone got any frames idk
>>70557506
On tonight's episode of Porn Gear!
>>70561844
>and a punk princess
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>>70564899
Nothing wrong with that
>>70573492
nothing wrong with it at all
that was just supposed to accompany that picture he drew of her
>>70569336
but i fucked up
>>70561868
Scanty: You knew what you were getting into when you joined us! Look at these! (Points to her and Kneesocks' horns) Horns! Demon horns! How did you see this turning out any other way?
Marco: yeah, those were pretty big red flags, but I'm at this weird time in my life when the nice-looking people are actually mean and the evil-looking dudes can be nice, but it's not consistent. So I kind of try to judge people on a case-by-case basis now.
Kneesocks: Nitwit! Generalizing others with your prejudices is what the rrrrrrrrrrrrrules are all about. The consequences for your insubordination will be dire!
Marco: Okay. (Gets into battle stance) Now that's definitely bad guy language. Bring it.
(Later)
Kneesocks: Hey! Stealing my weapons is cheating, you clod!
Marco: I only took the one scythe and it's mostly for deflecting your sister's pot shots...(deflects a few) Incidentally, you wouldn't happen to have a fresh scythe, would you. Cuz this is kinda weird considering where this thing was a couple of minutes ago. Not to mention (sniffs) huh (sniffs again) oh...oh man this actually smells pretty nice. Why does this smell nice?!
Kneesocks: What are you insinuating, Diaz?!
Marco: N-nothighs-thing! Nothing, Calve-Can we just get on with the fight so I can defee-defeat you guys all ready?
>>70570383
is the poster in the background a reference to ruby gloom or am I just getting greedy for kneesock related girls?
Skimmed this thread, and it's actually convinced me against watching it. It sounds like a kinda bland show that happens to have some really pretty art design.
Ah well. I still need to watch Over The Garden Wall.
>>70574784
You better be masturbating to the porn with us at least.
>>70574784
>and it's actually convinced me against watching it
odd, you say this, and yet I find myself unable to care.
>>70568992
If I ever got to make a cartoon "background girls reacting in a strongly positive way to anything tentacly" would be a major running gag for as long as they let me get away with it.
>>70574784
>This series is shit because of a few select, inaccurate generalizations I read about it! Watch this critically acclaimed and overrated Cartoon Network series instead!
Why did we get stuck with all the obvious company marketers? Why couldn't we get the good chameleon ones like /v/?
>>70577786
>it doesn't count if you criticize things I like!
epic.
>>70577816
Nice Strawman.
https://41.media.tumblr.com/fb337195b62c9b46b791b8f86b993a28/tumblr_nlpayetzar1rxx0cco1_1280.png
>>70552553
She stayed up all night trying to find him a cure and gets yelled at, and still goes to see him karate....she's a keeper.
>Has episode two leaked yet?
>>70561663
>>70561676
These are the two episodes they skipped? Have they leaked yet?
>>70581084
>that hair style on star
>that dress
hnnnng
Star kinda dresses like my brother. He even wears the long boot things sometimes. I'm pretty sure we also have devil horns around here somewhere.
If I get him a wig do you think he'll wear it?
I got heart shaped stickers for his cheeks as well.
>>70583064
This is kinda creepy
There's something....mesmerizing about her eyes
>>70584405
LOOK AT IT
LOOK AT IT
EVERYBODY LOOK AT IT
http://pastebin.com/pYEpXjW8
fresh new survey for AI vs AI futbol
>>70584842
I see this.
>>70585267
>They see your dick
>>70585229
>>70585239
>>70585246
SHE'S A CRYSTAL GEM!!!
>>70585320
>SPHAA
>>70585331
GET OUT
>the pron was deleted
is this why this thread is ded
I literally(LITERALLY, SERIOUSLY. LITERALLY. I SWEAR)just watched this show by accident almost, because my sister had the episodes and asked me to install a video player and I tested the app with these files. I didn't even know of the show.
Pretty cute show. Star is a fun character and she's cute. I wonder how she looks without clothes on.
Hate the unicorn.
I get that her BF is Hispanic but why does he have to live in a cactus plantation?
>>70587093
>I get that her BF is Hispanic but why does he have to live in a cactus plantation?
the state's flora
>>70587093
> I wonder how she looks without clothes on.
check paheal or the imgur
>>70587211
What's in there?
>>70587371
toplesshats
>top hats
>>70584291
Well yeah. Generally, I'm a creepy person. What did you expect from 4chink? I'm the one that got him to wear dresses at home. I think he looks really pretty!
Also, hes a homo so I guess he's okay with it.
>>70587394
I went to Paheal and also to Pixiv. Pixiv has some stuff but I literally, LITERALLY can't post it here because it's lewd.
So I'm posting this instead.
>>70565391
I love how they gave classic CN hips to the queen. She's wearing a lewd outfit, too.
That has to be a fun kingdom.
>>70587523
dinner did you make porn of the twins before making porn of this
i swear to god dinner
>>70586332
Bad porn just get deleted. Good porn can get the entire thread purged.
>>70586332
We could still say the most perverse shit about Star. That way we could keep the thread lewd and SFW, and the thread would be saved.
I wonder about her pussy. What do you guys think? Smooth or fuzzy crotch?
If she has some hair down there, is it golden?
I wanna picture it smooth.
Notice how the pic is completely clean and family friendly.
>Star's heartcheeks change in School Spirit
well, now it's time to imagine what they are during sex
>>70588553
Tiny mirrors so I can see myself and cum faster because my face is so beautiful.
>>70588553more holes to have fun with
>>70566692
Is she going to kick Dr. Machino's butt?
>>70547838
Was it fucking impossible to find a kid to voice the damn character? Star's thirty year old voice doesn't go well with her hyperactive, quirky personality.
>>70557388
its Þórgnýr. Its in Scandinavia
>>70587560
I did but it got taken off paheal pretty quickly. It was dupposed to be girl twin x Vault Boy.
Star has a lot of lewd already. I dunno man maybe I'll pass on this one and do something else.
>>70589238
there can never be too much lewd
and there are some characters with not enough lewd like Ms. Diaz or the Queen
>>70589285
Well
I do like cake a lot.
>>70581084
damn... now i really want to see one of those lame "be yourself" episodes that involves her dressing and acting like a normal hot chick to try to fit in...
>>70589238
Paheal is shit.
>>>/pco/
>>70552553
haggard sleepless Star is... unusually sexy.
Star is pretty hot, but is she also a retard?
>>70590538
Nah, the happy cheery personality is definitely cocaine.
When she messed up the transform, it was just cause she was thinking too much about what can happen involving Marco and "SUCK"
Star vs the forces of potty training
>>70590709
Of course she was thinking about suck standing there right next to Marco. Can you blame her? Look at him.
Marco Diaz is the sexiest every days.Get it?
>>70590859
What?
>>70590709
You're right. She's totally doing cocaine.
>eyes overlap hair
The fuck is this anime shit?
>>70591306
You don't want to know.
>>70590903
pic related
She's ready
>>70585246
Is she a midget?
>>70592509
I hope background character model sheets come out in the future. Might be cool to see Marco's potential harem.
>>70592615
We need a fan name for her.
She clearly loves to surf. She's a female surf dude. Probably a dyke, most likely bisexual, definitely lost her V card three years ago. With that in mind, what should her name be?
>>70592534
Where are the model sheets for the main characters? Care to share?
So I just watched one of the episodes of this.
Not really feeling it, especially compared to Gravity Falls and the like. What's the appeal of it?
>>70594489
>What's the appeal of it?We want to cum inside Star Butterfly.
>>70594489
Adults like it because the girl is super hot and people enjoy speculating about her pussy.
Kids like it because they're dumband they like to speculate about Star's pussy.
>>70594489
Yeah, me too.
I thought it was really annoying mixed with few funny parts.
The pace was terribly fast but maybe is just the first episode with the usual task of introduction/exposition.
I usually don't care about cliches but holy crap there is so many of them I can't even count.
But I kinda like these weird autistic funny shows so I will keep watching.
>>70594890
>>70594780
So, basically the western version of To Love Ru, except with worse art. Got it.
>>70594489
To be fair, it's not exactly apt to compare it to Gravity Falls. They're both shows held within different genres and conventions; Star Vs. is closer to Wander Over Yonder than either of those shows are to Gravity Falls.
Plus, Gravity Falls has two years on it; Star Vs. just started.
>>70595713
>To Love Ru
I don't know what that is.
>>70594489
So far the visuals are decent. Stories are poor and the humor is generic, and I have a feeling they'll stay that way (and in a few minutes a Disney shill will come and say we're judging too soon, it's going to get better, fuck you manchildren on /co/, blah blah.)
Despite all this, I'll keep watching for the visuals alone. I like a good story, and I'm surprised to say we actually have a few choices for that. So now I want a show that lives and dies by its art, and Star is a step in that direction.
