So, Quagmire fucked Cleveland's first wife.
Brian has tried to fuck Lois.
Brian is now trying to fuck Bonnie.
Cleveland fucked the woman Brian was trying to fuck.
Quagmire has tried to fuck Meg.
Lois and Peter have both fucked Bill Clinton.
Brian has fucked Quagmire's dad.
Joe cheated on Bonnie with some female cop.
Holy fuck, why is everybody on the show such fucking pieces of shit?
In a small town in British Columbia I once lived in, that was common everyday life and probably just as common in a lot of redneck trailer trash communities.
>>81160050
>why is everybody on the show such fucking pieces of shit?
maybe because it's a cringe comedy show since season 4? well, i know worse about weird sexual relationship.
>that reality TV show parody with garbage characters.
>Captain Hero wants a 12 years old girl and a donkey.
>Foxxy kisses Princess Clara.
>Xandir was sucked by Elmer Fudd.
>Captain Hero fucked Bizarro Captain Hero in Bizarro Land.
>Captain Hero and Foxxy had BDSM relationship.
>Captain Hero fucks Princess Clara's mentally retarded cousin.
>Spanky Ham fucks Princess Clara.
>Princess Clara kisses her own father.
>The Entire cast had an orgy with strawberry sweetcake and a giraffe.
>Princess Clara tried to force Spanky to fucks Xandir.
>Captain Hero fucks Xandir and his own parents for removing their memories, he was also raped by jocks being drunk and crossdressed.
>Captain Hero fucks Wooldoor playing the backrub buddy.
>Captain Hero fucks Incredible Flexible girl.
>Foxxy fucks with her entire former band.
>Foxxy teach Wooldoor how to masturbate.
>Ling-Ling fucks Ni-Pul.
>Foxxy tried to fucks Princess Clara's father.
>Foxxy and Princess Clara kisses again at the strip club.
>Captain Hero tried to fucks fainted Foxxy.
>He manipulate evolution at the end for creating boob-people but release he was actually an assman.
>Toot was during three days in a hot tub full of cum for trying to be pregnant.
>The baby from nicaragua was actually pregnant.
>Captain Hero and Wooldoor had probably some gay relationships.
>Toot fucks/rape Xandir at the fat camp.
>Xandir and Captain Hero had some gay relationship when Captain Hero plays Tim Tommerson,his faggot alter-ego.
>Xandir was fucked on a nasty way by Ling-Ling playing mister Nagasaki and other japanese businessmans.
>Foxxy plays a whore and was fucked by some random old man.
>Toot plays Xandir's dad and fucks Princess Clara and Captain Hero playing Xandir's mom.
>Wooldoor was a child molester priest.
and this is just the two first seasons.
>Brian is now trying to fuck Bonnie.
when did this happen
>>81160050
You left out Peter wanting to fuck Lois' mom.
>>81160856
I remember mildly enjoying this show. Coulda used more good jokes.
Let's not forget that Chris and Meg probably fucked a little at the Halloween party and they take baths together.
>>81161084
last week's episode. It was more than try, they actually did it.
>>81160050
>Brian is now trying to fuck Bonnie.
>Joe cheated on Bonnie with some female cop.
I don't remember these.
>>81160856
well season 3.
>Toot fucks Ling-Ling's old dad and marry him for money.
>Captain Hero capture the daughter of a greek immigrant family confonding her with a goat and goes with her at the end on a parody of Grease's ending.
>Captain Hero kisses the heterosexual terminator from the future and they start some gay relationship.
>Wooldoor's children show make gays every kids in the world.
>Princess Clara has a fetish with violent accidents and manipulate Captain Hero to destroy things.
>Captain Hero has an inbred retarded son with his own sister, and fucks again at the end.
>Spanky, Foxxy and Toot has some weird threesome with the Nesquik Bunny.
>Foxxy fucks with a totally random fat attorney.
>Toot fucks the creepy underage grandson of Foxxy obsessed by her disgusting fat ass.
>Toot fucks again a random teenager at the end with the entire male cast hidden in her ass.
>Toot and Ling-Ling fucks the "most beautiful women in mexico" and kills her/him.
>Captain Hero almost fucked Princess Clara and doesn't gives a shit about the asteroid.
>Princess Clara was thinking the mailman was Satan and she offered her body to him.
>Wooldoor try to seduce Captain Hero for taking his gun.
>Baby Captain Hero fucks the dead babysitter's body.
>We learn that the father of Foxxy actually fucks with a fox.
>Foxxy can't stop of fucking with people.
>Toot fucks with almost the entire population of India just for beating Foxxy.
>Wooldoor watch Frankenberry fucking a woman.
>Spanky fucks with a spider and has childrens.
>"Oh look..the guys are gone!"
>Captain Hero is with a kid on the swing.
But all of that shit isn't really canonical anyway, I thinks all of those characters plays a fake role, like in a true reality TV show, they are all actors and simulate sexual relationship because the jew producer make some bad taste scenarios.
i want to add something.
i didnt see the whole episode but Brian was some dudebros pet and Brian was fucking that dudes gf behind his back without the dudes knowledge, thinking that Brian was just an ordinary dog.
then the dude got to know someone was sleeping with his gf but he didnt know who
Lois' mom was ready to sleep with Peter just to spite Carter
Carter gets caught in an affair and Babs leaves him.
Not a lot of consistency here
>>81161212
>Incredibly Flexible Girl's mother, Incredibly Jewish Woman
>>81160050
for the last 28 years all of comedy is trying to be seinfeld
it's not doing a good job of it, but you can't blame it for trying.
>>81160050
Thanks for making my pregnancy fetish flare up
>>81160856
Holy shit it just keeps going
>>81160050
Joe also tricked Quagmire into having sex with him
>>81161457
Didn't they just kiss?
One thing I'll give the Simpsons, even newer seasons, is that Homer, Marge and the rest of the family still love eachother.
The Griffons have already admitted, stretching an entire episode, that they hate the fuck out of eachother, and stay together because they feel obligated to.
>>81160050
Remember that episode where Brian was "outed" as an atheist and the entire town shunned him?
Like anyone in Quahog has any right to pass judgement on another. The entire damned town is a den of sin and should be purged in God's holy flame.
>>81160050
>Brian is now trying to fuck Bonnie.
Holy shit, really?
Does this mean Jennifer Tilly is in more episodes now?
>>81160856
>Captain Hero fucked Bizarro Captain Hero in Bizarro Land.
Technically bathroom at bus stop not considered bizzaro land
>>81160050
Because McFarlane is a hack that wont let go of the 80's.
>>81160050
Does it trigger you?
Don't forget meg had sex with Chris
>>81160856
I love Drawn Together
>>81165665
I never will.
>>81165327
>Strawberry Sweetcake, how old are you? Eight?
>More like eighteen, silly! I only taste eight.
>SHE'S SO LEGAL!
>>81165665
Wait, what?
>>81165092
Yes
>>81165665
Noooo. Just made out with after while in costume for a game of spin the bottle and going into the closet
>>81161505
Yeah it was after that episode when Bonnie went to Italy or someplace to try and have an affair and Lois talked her out of it.
>>81165665
Incest especially between two main characters on your show won't ever be funny Seth no matter how many times you try to push it on us.
It's almost as if it's a bad show or something
>>81160856
>>81161569
>all that green
Yeah, Drawn Together was pretty great.
>>81165327
I never understood that joke.
>>81165977
They also make out constantly for practice purposes.
>>81167587
Sort of like a 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas'
Bizzaro Captain replies they weren't even in Vegas.
The bathroom bustop kind of turns it into a gay hooker joke.
The joke ends in a neck snap, that Hero successfully frames him as a suicide.
I think you're forgetting a couple
>Bonnie took a trip to France to fuck other guys, and only stopped because she thought Joe could walk again
>Quagmire actually tricked Joe into letting him fuck Bonnie
>Lois made out with some teenager Meg liked
>it's hinted that Lois is actively cheating on Peter
>>81160856
>Xandir and Captain Hero had some gay relationship when Captain Hero
nigga what are talking about Xandir use to have a relationship with Tim Tommerson not captain Hero
>>81160050
What gets me is how Quagmire thinks he has some moral high ground over Brian.
>>81160050
Well, other than going to Vermont to shoot heroine, there really isn't anything else to do in the state of Rhode Island. Might as well swing, right?
>>81160050
Meg tried to fuck Brian.
Stewie tried to get fucked by Dylan
>>81160050
What is with this show with all the sex that goes on between characters?
No wonder Brian had herpes in that one episode.
Does Seth want draw fags to make porn of his characters?
This show goes as far as incest and rape also. Its not funny its weird and retarded. Remember when the cast were sane people with autistic tendencies instead of mentally unable to live social retards.
Seriously everyone in this show became people I would avoid in real life. It was really at first a Simpsons that would break the 4th wall and now it became Degeneracy the Show. I feel like we are watching some trainwreck family(and their friends) plummet to their destruction.
Heck this show used to be sort of heartwarming too in some episodes. It felt like we were watching a broken family trying their hardest to go by. Now it feels like they will end up in jail for some extreme family shit fetish orgy.
>>81161637
Peter DID fuck Babs.
>>81161569
Also Captain Hero fucked a bunch of corpses
>>81161505
Brian and Bonnie kissed at a party, Joe found out and was a super-dick to Brian, then Bonnie and Brian ran away together later for a few days. Last ep or the one before it.
>>81161329
>>81165665
they just made out. and it was a cute and sweet episode god dammit.
>>81170929
Why does Seth makes his self insert such a goddamn piece of garbage? Does he hate himself so much that he has to tell it to the world?
>>81160856
>>81161569
HOW ABOUT I SUCK YOUR DICK
>>81170662
No he was about to, but he ran out naked to tell Lois he couldn't do it.
>>81160050
Joe let Quagmire fuked bonnie once cause Quagmire said he might be gay lmao
>>81172003
>Joe let Quagmire fuked bonnie once
No wonder Bonnie hates Joe so much
>>81167422
>quagmire will never accidentally have sex with his hot transsexual dad
Also,
>Brian fucked Cheryl Teagues, who he knew Quagmire was in love with, out of spite
>Quagmire is a rapist
>Lois sexually harassed Neil
>Angela tried to force Peter to have sex with her
>Lois laughed at him for this
>Adam West made out with Meg
They should just have a town-wide orgy and get it over with.
>>81172171
His crazy girlfriend filmed him fucking his dad
>>81160050
>such fucking pieces of shit
which of the following applies to you
1. hair color not found in nature
2. gauges and/or piercings
3. have been on a gawker site at least once in the previous 5 days
>>81172171
>Accidentally
He did it intentionally. He was dating a dangerously kinky woman who pressured him into it and then raped and almost killed him.
>>81172356
>>81172464
Ok, which episode? I need to see it for research purposes. I promise that I'll keep my pants on at all times while watching it.
>>81172421
fuck off, Seth.
>>81172702
"Quagmire's quagmire"
Not only does he sleep with is father, he also says he thinks he got him pregnant.
>>81173955
I..uhh I.. I just can't.
>>81173955
I just watched it. It was all wrong in a good way.
>>81170582
except quagmire's whole reason you suck speech to brian boiled down to "i'm a bastard but i don't pretend to be anything else. you asshole are a bastard just like me but your going around acting like you have the right to the moral ground because your trying to pretend your not to a bastard."
quagmire called brian out for his hypocrisy not because quagmire thinks he has the higher ground.
Well, related to the topic of Meg and Chris fucking (it needs to happen).
Steve and Francine from American dad... it would work.
>>81171624
Seth only voice the character
>>81172352
>Meg has attempted to rape Brian.
>meg was arrested for sexually assaulting a house breaker.
God knows what else the little deviant has got up to.
>>81160050
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER HANDS
>>81165327
Look, all I'm saying is, if they're selling postcards for Bizarro World, you have to figure you're IN Bizarro World!
>>81171725
DONT MAKE ME SUCK YOUR DICK
>>81160856
And it's all so beautiful
One of my favorite cartoons
>>81175146
Yeah, Seth only voiced about half the characters, but it's Bryan he uses as a mouthpiece the most.
>>81160856
Damn I miss this show
>>81171624
The writers used to make him a preachy liberal saint but everyone got sick of that so they made him more of an obvious pretentious douche instead, and made his political views seem shallow (like Brian mentions donating to charities and can't think of any when Carter keeps saying "name one")
>>81175159
The deep voiced black man (I forget the name) who was living with the Griffons in one episode who wanted to have sex with Lois admitted near the end of the episode that he had a ton of sex with meg.
>>81171512
Kirino-fag spotted
>>81160050
You also forgot that Lois fucked Gene Simmons
>>81172003
There was a cutaway where it was suggested that Peter and Bonnie fucked.....and Joe was in the same room telling Peter he was okay with it
