stupid sexy lapis edition
>>69038196
>>69038223
>>69038235
>>69038244
Drew this from the last thread.
Good night everybody
>>69038250
>>69038270
>>69038277
We'll all become Stevonnie one day
>>69038196
>>69014037
sapphirine is a rare silicate named for its sapphire-blue coloring. Sapphirine is very sought after by collectors, and the stone has an extreme pleochrosim, appearing red, green, yellow, and a wide range of blues when merely viewed from a different direction. Some believe sapphirine gives wielders a soothing and calming feeling, allowing those to slip into easy meditations. Others believe it allows one to unlock deeper areas of 'being'
>>69038196
>>69038374
We are the crystal gems, bitch
We always save the day, sucker
And if you think we can't, pssht
We'll always find a way, damn straight
That's why the people of this world, crackers
Believe in, they better
Garnet, sup
Amethyst, urp
and Pearl, baller
and Steven, faggots
Can we talk about /ss/?
We could always do with a break in these threads, but respite never comes.
>>69038374
"Let me tell you something about those white Gems: those White Gems are some of the most dangerous motherfuckers in them groups.
No, it's true. It's true, man. Ain't no telling what they've done to get them black Gems' respect. But them Black Gems have seen them do some wild shit. I'll tell you that."
>>69038463
Always.
>>69038501
It's unlikely that Pearl would ever agree to human sex, but she would probably be up for Fusing. What would that be like? A being that is simultaneously Steven and Pearl?
>>69038526
"Can't...stop...hugging...self."
>>69038196
Is it wrong that as soon as I saw that her gem (located between her shoulder blades) was broken that I spent the whole episode hoping that Steven would heal her by licking her back?
A boy can dream, can't he?
>>69038526
>curly hair
>big nose
>gross body
>>69038526
What if they masturbate while fused?
>>69038501missionary
>>69038749
Fuck
>>69038749
>>69038749For the purpose of procreation.
>>69038806
steven no
>>69038806
She has a condom ye dingus
>>69038836it's for her
>>69038836It actually has holes in it. This is why you always bring condom and never use the ones a girl gives you, boys.
So new episode again tomorrow?
>>69038749
>thats clearly steven's bed
>theres a photo of connie right on the headboard
>tfw no adult steven x pearl writefaggotry
>>69039000
Writing is really easy. Go ahead.
>>69039000
>Once upon a time, adult Steven and Pearl.
>they fucked. It was super lewd.
>the end
>yfwthere are sneeple lurking in this very thread
>>69039026
>Once upon a time
>Adult Steven Bonewhack't Pearl
>It was super lewd
A haiku, by you and me
>>69039000
I would if I actually had any talents.
There's an alarming lack of Garnet or Amethyst in this thread.
What ifshort-hairedConnie?
>>69039102
How about best gem?
>>69039118
Well it works out on amethyst, so I don't see why not.
make it happen drawfags
>>69039119
Peridot is also fine.
As is Lapis.
I don't even mind Pearl, but the thread is oversaturated with Pearl.
>>69039135
Pearl is one of my favorites as well, sorry about that.
>>69039118
What about skinny Steven?
Can you imagine it? I can't.
>>69039175
What if beefy young adult Steven?
well /sug/?
http://strawpoll.me/3502829/r
>>69039182
We all ready saw that in Too Many Birthdays
>>69039194
Doesn't mean we don't have to see it again.
Why does every character I like always have such a weird fanbase?
So is kidney stone the drunk angry dad type of gem
>>69039204
The awkward-dad-that-tries-to-be-closer-to-his-kids-but-is-pushed-away-constantly-so-he-drowns-his-sorrows-in-cheap-whiskey type of gem
>>69014038
>>69039126
Didn't someone draw it before? I swear I remember seeing it
>>69039175
I probably didn't do this right, but I'm still uncomfortable
>>69039118
>>69039126
>make it happen drawfags
i already did this a long time ago
theres another one floating around here somewhere but i cant seem to find it in the mess of files i have saved
>>69039280
"Don't touch my violin, kid. If you scratch my violin, I'll kill you."
>>69039308
This is almost as bad as the hipless Garnet pictures
>>69039308
Same. It's freaking me out, man. It's freaking me out.
>>69039280
>that sabre
>that star
>that fiddle
>that makign Pear's nose look good even at the front
OR here. You do good work. I like that. Rock on, scribble. Rock on.
>>69039203You're weirdLike all of us
>>69038196
Give the avery/madrilista mega link of the test.
>>69039635
https://mega.co.nz/#!ikgm1SSQ!OtB3LI3zFdacV_RUpNPwOKRUw9vCp6OyvOnWn8KyHNo
>>69039135
I'm actually kinda surprised at how popular Pearl is. When I was first getting into this I thought for sure the most popular characters would be Garnet and Amethyst.
Glad to see /co/ pretty much shares my opinion, I guess.
>>69039815
>I'm surprised the tall, thin, uptight white chick who resembles an anime gril the most is the most popular carácter
lel
>>69039280
Cool!
There needs to be more art of Pearl dressed up as awesome swordslingers.
>>69039774
hawt
>>69013950
Anyone have an HD copy of "Alone Together/The Test" yet?
I usually use theworldofstevenuniverse, but they haven't updated.
>>69038957
Pearl put it face downJust how she likes it>>69038957
>>69039815
It's a bit bothersome but there's a fair amount of people who like the other two so it isn't all that bad. Garnet is best and is best caretaker of Steven.
>>69040076
Steven: Pearl, why does it take you two weeks to come home from the bank?
Pearl: Oh Steven. You can't imagine just how busy places like that can get. The queues can be murder!
Steven: And why do you always bring back these keychains with names on them?
Pearl: Spoils of war...financial war.
Does anyone have the screencap of that Pearlfag who made a shrine and dreamt about the SU characters?
>>69040463
It was a fake, that dude just wanted attention
>>69039308
thats scary man cut it out
>And I for one, welcome our new crystalline overlords.
>>69039308
>>69039026
Beach Glass Teir
Other than Amethyst, which Cardinal Gem do you think we'll see first?
>>69040698
*tier
Fuck.
>>69040726
sapphire
A: Because it is my birthstone.
B: I think they will have a quirky mini boss squad to act as foil to the gems, and I betcha we will get a bunch of new gems then.
>>69038196
Everytime I see this picture I imagine Lapis is sticking her finger down her throat and she's about to ruin your cake by vomiting an ocean all over it.
>>69040076
Warp, Warp never changes.
>>69040947
Well I guess some people are into that
The greentexts from last thread made me want to do this
>>69041197
I like it
>>69038258
Amazing
>>69041197
I need more of this.
I wonder how she would react if they actually did it for real.
>>69040076
>star-shaped smoke
Cute.
Why do people like Pearl so much?
>>69041490
I dunno
>>69041490
Like i said before. she's thin, white, slender and motherly. It's what every single virgin in these threads wishes in a gf, but will never ever have.
>>69039040
Sneeple aren't real idiot.
Sentient gem constructs however...
Puttin' this here too just in case
>>69038414
What would a Gem named Crystal Meth look like?
>>69042053
Similar to Pearl, but with messy hair, wrinkles, sunken in eyes, and fucked up teeth probably.
>>69042053
Female Walter white.
Bald and multiple chins.
>>69038223
That scene solidified my belief that they like the lewd and if what I hear is true that even Sugar likes to draw them in lewd situations and that makes me happy.
>>69042066
>>69042118
Weapon? Powers?
Anyone have the SU equivalent to this image?
>>69038258
Who is this robot guy again?
>>69042179
Weapon is being incredibly charismatic and chemical weaponry.
Power isbeing the DANGER.
>>69042263
Abalone, gem OC made by someone else.
I'm starting to ship Abalone and Obsidian now thanks to that drawing.
>>69042139
While not lewd, Sugar has drawn them extremely close before.
>thread has delvoved to the point where people are shipping OCs
>>69042298
I choked on my gum at that spoiler, dammit.
>>69042414
>thread has devolved to to the point where people point out small things they could easily ignore in an attempt to release some steam when really they should probably go for a walk outside or something
Also you misspelled devolved, but that's okay. We don't expect much from whiny piss ants.
>>69042402
At least those are the ones she's shown publicly. She used to draw some suggestively close Princess Bubblegum x Marceline stuff when she was working on AT and lets not forget about the Ed, Edd and Eddy fanart. I bet she's hiding lewds somewhere.
>>69042414
It's either this or talking about /ss/ or other fetishes. Take your pic.
>>69042467
>this applies to you too
>>69042485
>I bet she's hiding lewds somewhere.
>They're all of Steven.
Calling it.
>>69042497
Damn. What have I become?
I will take any writing request. Ye/ss/, any reque/ss/t at all.
>>69039308He looks better.Can you give him a different nose?
>>69039312
I think she looks better with the long hair. Then again, she'll probably lose her glasses, so she might get progressively less qt.
>first she gets rid of her glasses
>then she cuts her hair
>then sheturns white
Waifu ruined
>>69042623
>He looks better. Can you give him a different nose?
Why would you want to change your self-insert?
TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT
>>69042236
Yes.
>>69042414
.
Abalone is a shit-tier OC anyway, forced beyond the point of rationality here just because BZ used to post I suppose.
Best OC is Kidney Stone because it is actually self-aware enough to realize it's a fucking joke.
>>69042678
>Not liking Abalone.
What's to hate about the droid?
>>69042657
This is actually pretty cool.
>>69042736
These look awful.
>>69042678
Abalone is actually great
Also he's not BZs OC.
>>69042657
tonight's the night for what?
>>69042236
oh fuck alex hirsch worked on flapjack? neat to know.
Actually, pendleton working on that wish granting episode actually makes sense, that episode feels adventure time-ish looking back.
>>69042823
Self insertion fic with Pearl, unfortunately.
>>69042578
Pearl kills Stephen in a drunken rage.
>>69042823
My next big story, pissing off all the /ss/nakes to make this general a better place
>>69042414
These faggots once shipped the draw/write/namefags together. It was horrifying.
>>69042911
>>69042414
its just a cute blushing pic.
meh I don't care much for shit like that but all 3 are the least shittiest OC.
>>69040076
Holy shit thanks scribs!
>>69040964
>not such is life in the warp
you blew it!
>>69042911
Spoken like a true_cuck_
>>69042987
Pretty sure, that was just a joke, but some people takes the joke too far. Which is to be expected.
>>69042987
Only for the shitposting ones, like daterape and Misha. It was supposed to be funny.
>>69042852
Better than looking forward to shitposting and Stevonnie.
>>69041324
this is a classic.
>>69042578
Those who usually do request it don't seem to be here so I'll do it on their behalf./ss/
>>69043158
Fantastic
>>69042911
I'll take it.
>Pearl decided to have some wine to take the edge of the latest mission, which nearly killed Steven.
>Glass of wine after glass of wine, Pearl found herself more inebriated but free from stress.
>After the glass eighty five, Pearl was completely shitfaced. Pearl got up from her chair and nearly fell flat on her face.
>Cursing as she crawled on the floor, Pearl heard a worried voice.
>"Pearl, are you okay?"
>She looked up to see Steven with a concerned look on his face.
Cont.
>>69038258
I like it.
>>69038394
kinda confused sapphirine and sapphire hehe, neat
>>69042023
i like the hair andwetness
>>69043170
Soon. Right now, I'm doing Misha's request.
>>69043158
Peedee
Cumming on Connie's forehead and eyebrows.
>>69042705I like him
>>69043288
is...
>>69043288
You can put your trip back on at any time
>>69043318
A pedophile magnet.
>>69039118
I had to draw it too.
>>69043288
Oh look, it's Para pinin' for Peedee's cone
>>69043330
and Amethyst is a cuddle magnet
>>69043378
She is.
>>69043354
good job, really cute
>>69043378
Pearl too.
>>69043378
Does Amethyt's gem taste like grape? Does Pearl's taste like vanilla?
>>69043420
true but amy gives bettermouthcuddles
>>69042139
I am pretty sure most of the lewdness is Raven Molisee's fault. She really enjoys the lewd.
>>69043426
They're rocks
>>69043438
This better not be a lewd act..
>>69043426
god I hope not
I hate grape flavored everything.
>>69043444
Yes but do they have a taste?
>>69043517
Go outside and lick a rock
>>69043534
The next tier above crystals and stone is metals. do you think they are fighting polymorphic metal alloys?
I've got time to write if you've got time to read.
Hit me.
>>69043585
No, that's just silly, polymorphic metal alloys are what their equipment is mostly made out of.
>>69043595
Steven finds a sick ass giant mech suit in an old crystal warehouse.
>>69043595
Garnet spending a day with baby Steven.
>>69043541
Is it a grape flavored rock?
>>69043704Maybe
>>69043704
Maybe. You'll never know until you try.
>>69043595
The Gems doing something truly ill-advised and counterproductive:
Thinking about all the dozens of Stevens that died in front of them during Steven and the Stevens.
Really thinking about it.
>>69043534
Poor Greg
It didn't stop the murdercock though
>>69043856
Why are Huey and Riley there?
>>69043970
sweet jesus
I didn't think anyone would go so far.
>>69043970
O-oh
>>69043970
>That pic.
Really? No one's gonna say it?
Fine...Vaginia Dentata!
>>69043170
Fine, since you asked a story about/ss/.
http://pastebin.com/EaLjEByw
>>69043970
>>69044080
No man, gemitals.
>>69043856
rock and roll is in his blood
he couldnt resist the sweet rock poontang
>>69043970
aslong if its soft jelly like I would smash that rock.
>>69043420
Too pointy.
are we ever going to talk about how cool Sour Cream is?
>>69044199
Any Sour-Cream art requests? No guarantee they'll get done since I'm a slow artist, but still...
its sad because i was really expecting some LapisxSteven /ss/ action
>>69044199
Haven't seen enough of him to form an opinion, but then again I don't understand the fasciantion with Peedee either
>>69044227
give it a few more seasons and it will happen, trust me.
>>69043970
goshenite is clear beryl (green beryl is better known by the name emerald), and since colored beryl exists due to impurities within the stone, generally goshenite is the most pure form of beryl. Due to the exceptional clearness of the stone, it was once used in the construction of eyeglasses. However, goshenite has a very low gem value, and was before faked as diamond and emerald with the addition of silver and green foil, respectively
>>69044227
She's built too much like a child, the /ss/ crowd can't get into it.
>>69044329
Pearl has the chest and booty of a twelve year old boy.
Speaking of Lapis, I can't draw her worth shit
give me little drawing ideas so I can get better at her.
>>69044360
Draw Pearl, then make her skin and hair blue, remove the nose and pull her hair forward.
Done!
>>69044238
>but then again I don't understand the fascination with Peedee eitherboipussy
>>69044348
But she's way taller than Steven and has a MILF voice.
>>69043970
Huh well that's.....
Fascinating
>>69043970
Holy shit
I'm surprised theres no toys for this show
>>69043970Post pearl
>>69044491
Probably not until 2016, sadly
POP doesn't have any plans for any of their Vinyls for 2015 and usually other toy companies are announced way in advance
>>69044491
give it a few months i think takes 2 years, we already hit a year.
God reminds me of GLTAS toy line issue...what a mess.
>>69043398
We need more Moethyst
>>69044571
>not Amoethyst
>>69044559
not a fan of POP
shaped hair colored clothes does not a figure make
id love some small batch artsy stuff though
>>69044645
wow
>>69044665
>id love some small batch artsy stuff though
Good luck with that
>>69044645
>clam
I'm okay with this
>>69044645
>>69044646
Hmm, I'm okay with that
>>69044645
Not a fan of the massive color contrast. Also, is there a Garnet?
>>69044645
More proof that she's best gem.
>>69044713
>>69044716
Sadly no,hers was never made
>>69044734
>>69044771
>>69044559
jazzwares has some stuff
>pop
generic beany baby filler that only works on a few sanrio characters and anything that doesnt look human
>>69043652
>>69043700
Fuuuusiooon!!
>"Garnet, what's happening!?"
>"I-...I don't know!"
>"You what!?"
>"Hey, guys what's u-WHOAH! Lasers!? Garnet! What's happening!?"
>"She doesn't know!"
>"What do you mean she doesn't kn-AH! Rockets too!? Are we under attack!? Where's Steven!?"
>"He was right here a second ago. I got up to get his bottle from the microwave when I heard the warp pad go off!"
>"That's when I came in to relieve Garnet a-"
>BOOM!
>A blinding flash filled the air, thunderous explosions shook the earth and the temple's newly built house was decimated in a hail of rocket-fire.
cont
>>69044818
It's better than nothing
>>69044796
>>69044661
i just noticed sugilite reminds me of kawaii spiders
>>69044645
TALK ABOUT VELVET AND CLAM TIGHT!
>>69043970
>>69044887
>>69044695
just let me keep my dreams, okay?
is having aspirations alright with you, officer?
>>69044835
>In the aftermath, a smouldering crater lay before the temple, littered with wooden debris.
>Garnet's arm shot forth from the blackened heap of ruination, the rest of her following suit. In her other hand she held her team mates, dragging them free of the rubble as she staggered toward the shore.
>"We've got to...regroup."
>"G, I don't think I can move."
>"What could have done this? Did the collective find out about Rose? How did they find us?"
>"Hey, guys. What's that?"
>Amethyst pointed toward a lone shadow in the sky.
>A hulking silhouette, bristling with armaments, coated in a gleaming shell of crystal armor. From within it's impenetrable frame the gems could hear...bubbling laughter?
>"Is that?"
>The object hurtled toward the earth, landing in the sand with a shuddering impact. It stood; assuming a gallant pose with it's chest pushed out, the rose insignia on it's chest displayed proudly.
>The smooth pink dome that comprised it's face sparkled before vanishing into a blur of light. Glitter laden smoke billowed from the cock-pit, clearing after a moment to reveal...
>"STEVEN!?"
>"BwuhBah!"
>The Gems rushed to the infant, Garnet snatching him from the machine's controls. Pearl immediately set to scanning his body for damage, fretting and squawking in her usual panicked way.
>"Life-signs stable. Hormones elevated. No superficial damage."
>Steven giggled and grasped at Pearl's finger as she poked his tiny belly.
>She recoiled in disgust at the sensation of warmth his body emanated, still not used to the tactile stimulation.
>"A little sticky...but he's ok."
>The group shared a collective sigh of relief as the mechanical suit behind them rumbled back to life.
>A hologram of Rose projected out of it's central core.
cont
>>69044997
hue-man moe
![eye_reasonably_small_400x400[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XXbkBe1.jpg "eye_reasonably_small_400x400[1].jpg")
>Steven Universe General
>/sug/
>sug-ar
>Rebecca Sugar
HOLY SHIT
>>69045156
I always thought that's what the threads were referring to when I barely started watching SU
>>69045043
>"If you're seeing this then you're probably holding my son and have been deemed Non-hostile by my Matern-a-tron 8000."
>"Rose?"
>"Or, you 'could' be my team mates...that just left Steven alone for like five minutes. Huh. Man, I should really fix that before I-"
>Within the hologram a door behind Rose swung open. Greg's voice blared through the Mech-suits speakers.
>"Rose! Pearl just told me about the raddest-"
>POOF!
>"Rose?"
>No answer came for Greg, only the soft sounds of a crying infant that droned out of the Mech's audio playback.
>"R-...Rose? Oh god, no."
>The hologram ended, fading back into the machine as it deactivated.
>The gems were left standing there in shock, wondering what other surprises Rose had left for them.
>Steven slept the rest of the day.
>Garnet hardly ever put him down for a second.
>Amethyst fed him once.
>Pearl had to learn to change diapers.
>She threw-up eight times.
>It was a no-guide-book-to-parenting kind of day.
end
>>69045192
Great work as always
>>69043320
>>69043362
>Implying I ever take my trip off
If I were gonna Peedee post, I'd be more intelligent about it.
>>69045225
Thanks, Bruv. Can't wait to see what you churn out next.
>>69045249
I do sometimes.
>>69045312
It's gonna be good, man. Next week I'll try and do something a little more interesting than just another lewd.
>>69044997
>>69045049
>>69045377
>>69045400
>>69045374
If Opal's a teacher then what does that make Sugilite?PE coach?
>>69045377
>Not the original filename
>aRecolorisFineToo.png
The filename is always what made me chuckle
>>69045336
Nothing inherently 'wrong' with lewd. Just write what satisfies you, brother-man. No one can expect more than that.
>>69045400
>>69045400
>Amethyst will never take something of yours that you need, like a key, and drop it in her cleavage while wearing a keyhole sweater
>she will never force you to fish it out
>>69045417
The loud, overbearing, and demanding head of the PTA.
>>69045414
>>69045434
I don't mind doing lewd, I just wanna be more than a smut writer
>>69045417
>>69045374
Here the rest of it
http://baixinha-br.tumblr.com/post/109397605222/crystal-gems-school
>>69045482
you'll never be anything if you only write fan fiction.
>>69045519I write other stuff too silly
>>69045541books?
