Is Nicole a chubby chaser? Why else would she marry such a fatass?
He has a big dick and shut it, Richard is a qt. Nichole is just some angry whore and her bitch genetics passed down to Anais.
>>67499579
I thought fatasses had small dicks.
>>67499605
Maybe they just look small because dicks don't get fat like everything else?
>>67499553
Because she sees an inner beauty and goodness in him that no woman will ever see in you.
>>67499632
You know, him being a children's cartoon character... does he even have a dick? I think it's been shown that gumball doesn't have one.
>>67499682
He literally sits around all day doing nothing leaving her to single handily support the family.
>richard is over at nicole's house
>he be pouding da pussy
>r-richard stop, my parents are home
>nicole honey, are you in there?
>ooh f-fuck not now
>nicole I'm coming in
>he sees a giant pink rabbit wokring his daughter
>the rabbit looks him dead in the eye
>he finishes
And then they got married.
It beats getting the barbed dick
>>67499553
There are some common theories:
>He has a big dick
>He's somehow great in bed
>He's willing to do anything she says in bed/femdom
Now why are all sexual in nature? Because that dude is a retarded, lazy, mamma's boy, useless man, a horrendous father figure and overall lousy dad that does nothing in the house but sleep and eat.
>>67499774
He might watch porn often.
>>67499731
>implying cats don't love to be hurt
>>67499701
Yeah, but she sees something in him that she loves anyway.
>>67499774
There's also pity.
>He's willing to do anything she says in bed/femdom
What makes you think she's the dom? Have you seen how much she intimidates people on the show? Maybe she likes Richard because he's dumb enough to stand up to her. Maybe she's the one who likes to be dominated.
>>67499922
Like him being a BHM?
From what we've seen, Richard is actually completely devoted to Nicole and willing to put up with all her fucking baggage and her insane anger management issues the way most men probably wouldn't.
>>67499553
you call them chubby chasers, they call it bara.
>>67499553
>Implying you don't want a bubblegum husbando
>>67500001
>>67499986
Girls don't call it bara though; bara's for gays.
So are we really gonna have an entire thread debating about a fictional characters maybe big dick?
>>67499579
>Richard is a qt.
He's literally dumber and more of a manchild than Peter Griffin.
>>67500039
did you miss the Finn thread yesterday
>>67499553
Because they're a TV family. Almost every TV family has the same hot wife and fat husband.
>>67500039
sure
Girl here, I wish Richard was my boyfriend or maybe my dad.
>>67499701
>does he even have a dick? I think it's been shown that gumball doesn't have one.
Children's cartoon characters can't have visible genitals showing, you absolute moron.
>>67500047
You mean the one with a comically large boner?
>>67500001
He probably leaves skid marks and pee stains all over his undies. And someone will STILL find that attractive.
>>67500066
>Girl here
>>67500072
>>67499701
you both need to shut the hell up
they put a censor blur every time a character gets naked so by association they probably have genitals
>>67500092
It's probably a fetish.
>>67500092
hes a fictional character anon. everything is probable. if you want to imagine something disgusting like that go for it.
He has a pure heart
>>67500104
Not to mention the various jokes they've made about genitals.
>>67499701
They blur it out in the episodes or do you not notice the pixels on Gumballs tiny dick? Also Darwin's feet are penises for some reason.
>>67500118
>hurr i bet you secretly like the thing you were ridiculing
gay logic
>>67500196
I know there was another episode with his shoes off and they didn't censor. There was just normal feet.
>>67500145
Is that a euphemism for dick?
>>67500196
>>67500218
>"It's the only thing I have left to hide"
>>67500219
What would it mean to have a "pure dick"?
>this thread
>>67500306
A dick that is untouched by horrible succubi.
>>67500322
>implying that's a bad thing.
>>67500306
a virgin, uncut, natural, raw dick.
I'm assuming that she needs to baby him, some kind of combo of pity, maternal instinct and affection.
of course, I don't often watch gumball, because it's boring as shit
>>67500385
I think that's a fetish
>it's boring as shit
fuck off
>>67500359
Who said it was a bad thing I just like pointing out the obvious. I feel like some sort of captain as I say it.
>>67500438
i see
>>67500219
No it means she's a mental pedophile
>>67500539
holy shit
>>67500539
Most women are mental pedophiles then. Once they steal your innocence then they make you their slave and manipulate you for a basic human need.
>>67500622
Are there really any female pedos?
>>67500730
Yeah but, unfortunately, none of them ever wanted my sweet little monkey nut.
>>67500730
They're rare but they do exist
>>67500385
>Gumball
>Boring
Confirmed for not watching anything post season 1.
>>67500730
Yes, the girl that says she loves you.
I think it was explained in the show
>He's assertive, despite often to the point of stupidity.
>He actually is kind and childlike, also despite his stupidity,
>Willingly is submissive to Nicole, and never complains to her
Other than that he probably has a huge cock, and Nicole is a BBM fetishist
>>67500810
Who needs personality when you can have sex?
There is more to love and marriage than looks, OP. You'd might have known that if you ever had a romantic life.
>>67500730
According to the Gumball porn I've seen, very much yes.
>>67500953
fuck you too
>>67500730
Yes they are, but the cases are underreported and never get much publicity.
Doesn't help matters that that's a fetish for many men, specially those of us that had crushes on older women as kids.
Now pedo women and girls? That's a thing I've never heard about outside the world of fantasy porn.
>>67501133
But does Nicole count as one?
because he'scute
>>67501191
Richard's an adult, liking helpless people is an entirely different thing.
if she were feeling up Gumball, now that's pedo. But /ss/ is always fine, too.
>>67501247
Yeah, but he's still a man child.
>>67501391
that's a figure of speech, he's an idiot but he's not literally in a child-like state of mind
>>67499553
He fucks like a rabbit.
>>67501133
>never get much publicity
In general I think women child molesters get more media coverage than the average male ones due to their rarity, but honestly unless its some big scandal like the Penn State thing you're not going to see many reports about pedophilia cases in general outside of local news.
>>67501511
Is that because he is a rabbit?
>>67501606
Except for "to arch a predator".
>>67502230
*catch
>>67499707
I choose to believe this happened
>>67502353
Official lore.
>>67502230
Sounds like a Venture Bros episode.
>>67502780
UPDATE THE WIKI
>>67499701
They are a cat and a rabbit. Both animals have an internal penis.
>>67503296
not balls
>>67503377
I had a pet rabbit. You could not see the balls. The only time I saw his penis is when I stopped him from mounting another rabbit and that shit was the length of his body. Cats on the other hand have visible balls.
>>67503430
would it matter anyway? Nicole is female.
He's a rabbit.
Rabbits know how to fuck and fuck often.
>>67499605
The pubic mound gathers fat, so some fat people dicks just look smaller than they actually are.
Source: me being a fat guy.
>>67504448
I know that pain anon, took me two years to be able to have a somewhat fit body, but the stretch marks remain, just so I won't forget were I came from.
>>67502230
The fuck happened to that show anyway?
>you will never have a cute chub bf
I've been with tons of chubby guys but their personality is disgusting in real life
I can't stand their insecurities and their baggage
>maybe I'm just not bitchy enough to tell them to man the fuck up
I honestly cant stand them because they have my own personality and I hate it lol *blushes intensely* kill me
I don't get why people hate Richard so much. His heart seems to be in the right place.
>>67499553
Maybe because he's a nice guy and generally a good man/bunny.
>>67504995
nice guys finish last
>>67499553
A lot of women irl like their men chunky.
So when it comes to incest wouldn't Nicole be more attracted to Anais rather than Gumball or Darwin? I mean she looks a lot more like Richard than the other two.
>>67505284
Yeah I don't see why not. Would she want Anais to be dom?
>>67505284
>Nicole be more attracted to Anais rather than Gumball or Darwin?
Considering she isn't gay, I'd have to say no.
>>67505284
Being a cat, she would have 6 nipples. So in r34, would that mean she would have 6 boobs?
>>67504701
The host got caught with hard drugs, plus he got caught having an affair with a woman who was only barely legal and a fraction his age.
>>67499553
Bad writing by loser beta males.
>>67505365
She should, that's all I know
>>67505391
I wanna see that with any cartoon animal r34
>>67505419
Really? Because the fandom has never really expressed interest in multiboob Nicole, or anais, before.
>>67505383
>who was only barely legal and a fraction his age.
The fucking irony of that shit burns.
>>67505434
I don't mean I'll be aroused by it, I just think it would be hilarious and I want to see it be done.
>>67505365
>>67505391
There is a couple of pics of that, the one that struck me the most was this very canon style one that had her opening her shirt revealing said set of multiple nipples, where it kinda explained why she was as flat as a plank.
Personally I don't dig that shit, but that one left a impression on me, wish I had saved it though.
>>67505441
Moralfags are hypocrites, anon.
Always.
>>67505447
It's been done before. Somebody edited a screenshot of the scene where she's washing Gumball in The Meddler and they gave her 3 sets of boobs. You could probably find it in the archives if you really wanted to find it.
>>67505477
>on model
Not interested at all.
>>67505501
>Not liking on model
Take a gander at this faggot
>>67505501
>Not liking canon Nicole
>>67505477
oh god lol
>>67505365
The more the merrier, amirite
>>67499969
This.
Nicole knows no other men will put up with her anger issues except Richard. And she appreciates that.
Most people, when they get older, prefer companions than having partners around purely for sex.
>>67500194
>Not to mention the various jokes they've made about genitals.
what is this?
>>67505640
Gumball's been struck in the balls numerous times.
There was the blowjob joke.
There was the cherry popping joke.
Bobert's ass being on fire.
Can't think of others at the moment.
>>67505718
sauce pls
>>67504836
>lol *blushes intensely* kill me
what the fuck
>>67505718
>Bananajoe watching gaping pussy/orange on the internet
>>67505718
>There was the blowjob joke.
>There was the cherry popping joke.
what now
>>67500104
Not ALL the time anon.
>>67505796
>tissue box nearby
lol
>>67505786
It's the one where Allen asks him to blow air in him.
>>67505786
Do you even watch the show?
Gumball blew Alan in the boys room after he was upset about breaking up with Carmin.
In the one where they got detention, there was a fight scene where a huge bear character tackles an ice cream sundae character. Gumball remarks "did you just see that guy's cherry get popped?!" or something to that effect.
Clear references to, and jokes about, genitals/sex.
>>67505824
>Do you even watch the show?
I watched whatever is playing in CN when my siblings watch CN. But thanks for the answers anyway.
>>67505814
>>67505827
Wait holy shit I saw that scene. Goddamn I feel stupid now for not getting the joke.
>>67505827
is there r34 of that?
>>67500322
well, that's an ancient pic.
>>67506048
No.
>>67506048
Not that I know of, but you could be the first one to draw it.
>>67506150
I can't draw for shit
>>67505733
Taste my life
>>67505796
What episode was this from? (looks funny)
>>67504836
>*blushes intensely*
Kill yourself.
>>67505796
How did they get away with that gag?
>>67504836
>That whole post.
>>67506321
Found it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to2SD8orqAU
>>67504836
man I miss that show
>>67505718
the Banana character watching what was basically Goatse on his computer in one episode as seen >>67505796
>>67506367
now that pic's text is making me think of that Finn thread from last night
>>67506868
Thanks to that thread, I now have 37 pictures in my Finn the Human With Comically Large Erections folder.
>>67506868
I remember that thread. Is it archived?
>>67500385
>Gumball
>boring
I see you're an idiot who didn't watch past S1
>>67505501
>not liking on-model art
Fucking pleb, kill you're self
>>67507122
here it is; https://archive.moe/co/thread/67476752/
>>67506956
yeah it was great, we should do another one someday
>>67507320
Thanks man.
If a rule 34 board is made, that would be the opening thread.
>>67505383
Seriously? That is some funny shit. I remember hearing about him being a complete asshole off the show as well.
First of all, Nicole is quite the loser herself. She did poorly in school. She didn't have friends.
Richard is a reject too, but he does what he wants, and Nicole likes that.
Secondly, Nicole has a volatile personality, and it'd take someone like Richard to deal with her. Nicole is neurotic and a control freak. So having a lazy husband works well for her.
Thirdly, the show has been going out of it's way for a while to show Richard doing small things to help around the house. S1 Richard was at his worst state.
>>67507340
yeah that'd be great, maybe we should try to do one as the first /co/ thread of 2015(or as close to that as possible), would be a great way to ring in the new year
>>67501133
Well there was that scandal with the voice actor who does Betty in Adventure Time.
>>67507340
Moot doesn't want that because unlike Jap artists Western ones are not afraid to sue. There the one in plus4chan but that place is a deadzone no one will go out of their way to go there.
After a couple of awful Anais appearances, it looks like she's rubberbanding back to a more normal state. The lie was good. And this is cute
http://vimeo.com/112249403
>>67507494
But I thought moot laughed off Jollyjack
>>67507494
I think Jap artists add hentai themselves
Friendly reminder that Gumball, that loser kid from S1 whose only friend was his pseudo-brother now has tons of friends and a girlfriend and we're still friendless losers even in our 20's.
>>67507864
maybe you would have friends if you had social skills
>>67507864
S1 and S3 Gumball are pretty much entirely different people
>>67507975
That's what Penny sees in Gumball
>>67507995
he sees him as a buff anime man?
>>67508034
She's seeing him through rose-tinted lenses. Probably because he was acting paternal and completely supports her, so she sees him in a very positive light.
>>67508122
rose tinted glasses?
she's always liked him. she just wanted him to be the one to make the first move.
>>67507521
Everyone laughs at JollyJack, but people like Jab, they dont fuck around.
>>67508122
It's disturbing to think that she always viewed him as a buff anime man
>>67508297
You don't?
>>67507975
Which Jojo is that one?
>>67508374
...no
is that bad
>>67508374
Not so much the man part.
>>67508460
buff woman?
Have they ever shown us Nicoles parents?
>>67508510
no
and richard's dad is either divorced or dead
>>67508437
Yes, now you will die of ass cancer.
RIP in piece, anon.
2025-3014
>>67508493
No. Gumball's not a woman, he's a boy.
>>67508544
His dad left him.
>>67508576
A catboy.
>>67508600
to get divorced and die from ass cancer
if only he soaked his balls in aftershave
