Describe the last shit you took with a spongebob quote
>>65735349
Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
>>65735349
>And then you.... Swam.... Down the drain
BIGHAIRYAND PINK!
>>65735349
Oh no he's hot!
CHOOOOCOOOOLAAAAAAAAAAATE
MY LEG?!
Squidward I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!
Are you Squidward?
Ew, glove-flavored.
The power within
The power within
The power within
THE POWER WITHIN!!
YEAH!
>>65735349
YOU'RE GOOD.
YOU'RE GOOD.
YOU'RE GOOD.
BY THE POWERS OF NAUGHTYNESS, I DEMAND THIS PARTICULAR DROP OF HOT SAUCE, TO BE REALLY, REALLY, HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
And the winner is, Rocky!
>Boy, that critter put up some sort of fight, but as you can see, I'm from Texas, and no worm is a match for me. I even found my tail!
*raspberry noises*
Heeh, heeh... SpongeBob... Bored.
>have you finished those errands?
I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD!
At night!
BACKING UP
BACKING UP
BACKING UP
squidward smells....
>Deuueaugh
Ahh, Goo Lagoon.
It's not just a boulder *sob* it's a rock.
That kind of smelly smell.
That smelly smell that smells smelly.
I'LL CUT THE CHEESE!
"This is work?!"
SOILED IT
SpongeBob SquarePants: Are you ready to go crazy?
Patrick Star: I'm already hearing voices!
Ahh, POOP. You never let us down!
WHAT THE
IT'S STUCK
MY LEG
I LOVE BEING PURPLE
Holy fuck this thread. I have not laughed this hard in forever.
>>65736742
April fools, you little sausage!
PUT THAT DOWN BILLY THAT HAS GERMS ON IT
Look at me I'm swabin the bathroom.... At night
>>65736767YOOOU STIIIINK!
>this isn't your average everyday darkness
>this is...advanced darkness
>Don't worry cap'n, we can buff out those scratches!
not theperfume department
I can't pfffrt understand pfffrt your accent pfffrt.
AND THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA IS...
PINKY UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd2Q6Fagemg
I'm Dirty Dan!
>>65736855
>>65736861
It took me three days to make that potato salad
THREE DAYS
>>65736887
One more injury like that and you could wind up like that poor creature there. In the Iron Butt.
Oh boy, 3am!
>oh! these aren't homemade! they were made in a factory. . . A bomb factory. They're bombs.
BIG.
MEATY.
CLAWS.
>>65737022AGAINST ALL THE ODDSAGAINST ALL YOUR PAINYOUR BACK'S ON THE WALLWITH NO ONE TO BLAME
How can there be fire if we're underwater-
Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises.
The saws are on the way!
>Why are you still... ALIVE?!!!
FIRMLY GRASP IT
>>65735349
I have diarrhea
>>65736989
When that pie hits his lower intestine... BOOM!
AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE
Ravioli! Ravioli! Great barrier reef!
>Everything's in red!
>Just you & me together for hours and hours and hours! And then the sun'll come up, and it'll be tomorrow, and we'll still be working! It'll be just like a sleepover! Only we'll be sweaty and covered with grease!
>>65735349
Yeow! Mother of pearl! Fire on the poopdeck!
I really need to learn to say it don't spray it
And for the girls,hairy
>>65736116
Yes, sir. With or without nuts?
>I'm Doing It!
>I'm Doing It!
This is more appropriate for the aftermath
Would anyone else like to enter the "Fly of Despair"?
Yeah, uh, we're with the pet hospital down the street and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises.
Anchovies...
ANCHOVIES!!!!!!!!
Some roast beef, a chicken, a pizza...
NOT THE SEVEN TRIALS OF MONKEY LAGOON
I wanna go hoooooooome!
SHIIIIIIP
THIS ONE'S ON THE HOUSE!!
TWO PICKLES!
>you took my only food
>now I'm going to starve
let's get naked
Reporting for duty! I am ready to take my position... IN THE HALL!!
This fucking episode...
>One cryin' Johnny comin' up! First bun, then patty, followed by ketchup, mustard, pickles, extra onions, lettuce, cheese, tomatoes, and bun, in that order. One cryin' Johnny! Up!
>I'll take a Double Triple Balty Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Too bad that didn't kill me.
I hope the crowd brings lots ofibuprofen
Sounds like a rip snorting good time
That's the appetizer!
N is for No Survivors
Perfect entry! And toasted almonds? That's unexpected!
THE WINNER TAKES ALL
IT'S THE THRILL OF ONE MORE KILL
THE LAST ONE TO FALL
WILL NEVER SACRIFICE THEIR WILL
(DRUM SOLO)
DON'T EVER LOOK BACK
ON THE WIND CLOSING IN
THEIR ONLY ATTACK
ON THE WINGS OF THE WIND
OH, THE DAYDREAM BEGINSAND IT'S SWEET, SWEET SWEET VICTORY!
>>65738031
JUST LOOK AT THAT CONCENTRATION!
Is there anything this word you can not describe with a Spongebob quote?
Too bad that didn't kill me.
How the hell is this thread so perfect?
Hey, I saw you on tv last night
>>65738061Fuck, I lost it.
>>65738031
>>65737132
>anything after season 3
>And now with two hands!
>It's a giraffe
>AND GREEN SLIME WILL OOZE FROM THE WALLS
>>65738031
FUCKING PERFECT! 10/10
NOT THE WAY I USE THEM
I'll admit that did slow me down. But I'm still goin for it
LIFE'S AS EXTREME HOW YOU WANNA MAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where's the leak, ma'am?
>>65738189
I must be the only person who likes the unpunished mean spirited humor of post-movie Spongebob.
Don't get me wrong, it's not as good as pre-movie Spongebob. I just think post-movie episodes have some pretty good gags that go overlooked.
>DROWN IN IT!!!!!!!
That's his eager face
You'll never catch me, Krabs, not after I switch into maximum overdrive! ... I knew I should have gotten the turbo.
GOOD GRAVY HE'S NAKED
I'M DIRTY DAN
>With nothing to look forward to but the smell of mayonnaise!
>>65735349
we had Italian last nighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0i6RUN9Akuo
Whaaaat? It's just an ordinary Krabby Patt--OH MY GOODNESS.
Sounds like a lot of-
>HOOPLA!
cheesy
now available in six designer colors!
I was head chef on the SS Diarrhea!
The sky had a baby!
>It'll go straight to your thighs!
>AND THEN YOU'LL BLOW UP!
Sitting... sitting... bleeding...
Oh no I broke it!
We're not steaks, we're choice cuts!
You're hot, you're on fire!
AHH IT BURNS
>>65738087
BRAN FLAKES!
Bold new taste!
BRAN FLAKES!
>>65736538GOOD
What is this witchcraft? How is it possible that it works?
1% Evil
99% Hot Gas.
VICTORY SCREECH! LOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOO!
And there's the pickles from last time too!
And there's my car keys!
>>65739169
>>65738456
"...under the sea"I don't know any spongebob quotes
I was the head chef on the SS. Diarrhea.
>>65736296
I call it bold and brash
>mfw as well
>EEEEEEEEVIL!
>What do you need.
A tailor....
BECAUSE I RIPPED MY PANTS.
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
AND SUMMA THESE! AND SUMMA THESE! AND.... DONE! BREAK TIME!
Post Spongebob filenames also.
>>65739015
10/10
It goes right through me every time
Welp, this thread has made me want to watch a few SpongeBob classics.
LOOK WHAT IT DID TO MY FACE!!!!
THIS
FUCKING
THREAD
It's anITALIANBULLWORM
these were white when I bought them.
are you feeling it now mr. krabs?
>>65735349
Mr. Krabs, it's so old, and cold...and so very full of mold
>>65739455
Look, Patrick! It's the Dirty Bubble.
>>65735349
A triple scoop of prune, with bran sprinkles!
Squidward smells... Good.
HE WAS NUMBER ONE!
Oooh, a little shaky on the entry... but just look at that form!
>>65739447
NO.
>>65739629
10/10
>Did you WANT it to hurt?
I sure hope I don't miss again...
You'll never guess what I found in my sock last night. Go ahead, guess!
WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO
I had a bowl of nails for breakfast.
Without any milk.
This city needs to be destroyed! Or at least painted another color...
Are you ready kids?
>Aye aye Captain!
I can't hear you!
>Aye aye captain!
OOOOOOOHHH!!!
"I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast."
These threads are so hard to post in because almost every quote is perfect for a poop/ejaculation/hamburger you've had at some point.
>It's evil, it's diabolic, it's lemon scented!!!!!!!!
"Too bad that didn't kill me."
Just look at him...Square, the shape of EVIL! !!
>>65735349
DROP THE LOOOOAD!
>be true to yourself, dont miss youre chance, and you wont end up like the fool who riped his pants
>>65739989
Perfect.
"They laughed, they scoffed, before I had lift-off."
"The way I see it, the lad's got until sunset before that bomb hits his lower intestine."
I call it...the NASTY patty
I AM SPONGEBOB, DESTROYER OF EVIL!!!!!!
Dadadadadada dadadadadadadadadadaaa dadadadadadaaaaa dadlidadadalidadadaaa dadalidadadadadadadaa dadadadadadada dadalidadadadilidadalididada didadilidahdididaa dadadili *exhale* Dadadilidadilidadilidalididaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>65735349
Oh well I guess I'm not wearing any pants today
Any more of these stunts and I'll be reduced to a puddle.
Ah POOP, you never let us down!
I don't understand. Is there a gas leak in here?
WE'RE FALLING RIGHT OUT OF THE SKY
FIVE THOUSAND FEET INTO THE AIR
>>65740242
Seriously though, has anyone here ever had an anal fissure
Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises.
>RUN FOR YOUR LIVES EVERYONE! IT'S THE APPETIZER!
FINLAND!
- These are some oddly looking fish.
- Maybe we're in one of those toxic waste dumps.
Italian bull worm
Oops! I dropped it in the toilet!
Well fish it out and I'll dry it with me gym socks!
>>65740355
my fucking sides
BACKING UP, BACKING UP, BACKING UP
I got sand on my buns
Don't say anything Squidward, remember your karma..
What? Ah. Ooh. Eeh. Ah. Ohh.
*explosion*
I'M THE OPEN WINDOW MANIIIAC
It doesn't seem right... [holds up a bottle of seahorse radish] ...but it feels so good!
ITS A LIQUID
NO WAIT ITS A SOLID, ITS A SOLID
If I was a mom, this would be kind of shocking.
THEY'RE TEARING ME APART!!!
It's a giraffe
I've got the pieces!
I've got the air!
N is for anywhere and anytime at all
Ah, P.O.O.P, you never let us down!
The dark deed you requested has been done Mr. Krabs.
One watermelon fresh from the manure field
It's not a boulder! IT'S A ROCK.
I made this one with my tears
BRING it AROUND TOWN
BRING IT AROOOOOUND TOOOOOWN
>Hmm?
>Oh that's not that much
>Hmmm?
>So....?
>Hmmm?
>Hmmmmmmm?!
>HMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!
>I had no idea!
A ONE WAY TICKET TO PAAAAIIIIIIIIN!!!
After all these years I thought I was the master of torture, but that, that just wasn't fair!
IBUPROFEN
Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on
WE GOTTA DROP THE LOAD
Don't touch me, I'm sterile
Dude, put that thing away! There are like, children here!
to the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump
Why, you're in the hospital. This young boy saved your life. He performed CPR for five hours straight.
Yeah. They said you'd be okay after the first few minutes, but I just wanted to be sure.
I can almost taste it...
>oh that's real nice...
HERE I COME WORMY!
>>65735349
>"Hey patrick what am i?"
>"Uh stuipd?"
>"No Im texas!"
>DOHOHOHHOHOHO
>>65740727
U is for uranium! Bombs!
>>65739329
>More like belongs in the trash!
"Thank you, David Hasslehoff!"
>>65739329
More likeit came from my ass
I almost feel sorry for you. *flushes toilet* Trapped in the awkward phase of diaper days never to know the rich rewards of being a grownup
"Worship the magic conch!"
Well…,at least I still have my personality
>>65740594
IT'S A LOLSQUID
Amazing! I've got to tell someone about this!
The deed is done.
>>65737326
Oh my fuck
Every
Villain
Is
Lemon
How many diapers could one scallop possibly use?
>Meat ball meat ball, spaghetti underneath!
>Ravioli ravioli, great barrier reef!
i really laugh with this thread,never change /co/ never change
I HAVE DIARRHEA!
>>65738475
Oh god how did I miss this one.
IM ALREADY HALFWAY THERE!!!
I need...a tailor
>>65742500
>>65742377
>>65742344
>dem dubs.
"Where's the leak, ma'am?"
WE'LL BE HERE EVEN IF IT TAKES US FOREVER!!
FOREVER!!
FOREVER!!
FOREVER!!
Darn, I like the funnel
>>65739312
>Ara Mitama
I died
this is the greatest thread ever!
"Excellent idea! We can use small children to reach places you normally cant!"
Has no one quoted the "Iron butt" episode yet?
