To this day they call it the 20-year hunt. The search for the entity that caused devastation to toilets innumerable during a single evening. Most experts agree that it was a conspiracy of dozens who stuffed their colons with substances unnatural to create the destructive forces. For 20 years Ronnie walked in plain sight, never caught, but always in fear that his night of desolation would be discovered.
This would have given me a boner if Ronnie was a girl
>>64793100
>if
Someone post the images
>>64792821
>No gravy on lefty's mouth/fingers
missed a beat there Ronnie
>dat rope in the second panel.
>>64793119
what images...
I really like the hamburger helper spaghetti.
>Be european
>Search "hamburger helper"
Holy.
Fucking.
Shit.
You.
Niggas.
Really.
Fucking.
Seriously.
Did.
Fucking.
Dun.
Goofed.
>>64793155
Ronnie's big bucket of Hamburger Helper is hanging from his neck.
>>64793155
S-should we be worried?
>>64793329
What's so bad about it?
![Homemade-Hamburger-Helper-Recipe-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GU2Q0a6.jpg "Homemade-Hamburger-Helper-Recipe-2[1].jpg")
>>64793329
Of the American travesties of food, it's still pretty lightweight. You don't really want to know how deep that rabbit hole goes.
>>64793330
I'm guessing the rope is for lefty, or for maintianing his own pants?
>Am Fatclapian
>don't understand how people can eat this shit
I had it once and was shitting my guts out for an hour.
>>64793329
yeah, because European's don't have any shit food either.
face it buddy, everyone has shit food. we're all in this shit boat together as a planet.
>>64793329
>>Be european
Stopped right there. You yuropeons have PLENTY of awful food.
>>64793329
>Putting mayonnaise on fries
If the first panel is set in 2014, does that mean the Alt text comes from 2034?
>>64793100
Nice to see things get off on the right foot.
>>64793516
What else would you put on fries? Ranch?
>>64792821
>For 20 years Ronnie walked in plain sight, never caught, but always in fear that his night of desolation would be discovered.
Ronnie should really do other comics besides horror.
>>64793329
You should see what we've turned soup into.
>>64793541
maybe.
>>64793541
cool ranch, idiot.
>>64793541
Ketchup
>>64793541
cheese
>>64793660
Damn. I should just kill myself.
>>64793677
They're fries, not steaks!
>>64793694
You mean American "cheese"?
Or maybe...Cheese in a spray?
>>64793709
Our ketchup is different. It's closer to catsup.
>>64793743
any cheese is good one fries
>>64793743
For a second I thought that was cheese on a pie
>>64793709
What if they're steak fries?
>>64793804
You mean fried steak? Who would fry a steak?
was it rape?
>>64793821
GOD
BLESS
TEXAS
>>64793532
>not fat
>>64793743
What is this abomination?
>>64793821
maybe they wanted to make sure the meat wouldn't distract them from the ketchup bouquet?
>>64793849
She's standing up. Remember that time when Ronnie stood up? He didn't look all that fat.
>>64793861
urge, to kill, rising.
>>64793821
There are chicken fried steaks but no that's not what I'm talking about. Steak fries are usually served with steaks, they're basically regular fries but bigger, bordering on potato wedges
>>64793848
>live in nyc
>no good chicken fried steak
i can handle all the homeless, but i can't deal with that.
>>64793858
Don't pretend you wouldn't use it if it was camembert-flavored.
>>64793861
Please tell me it's at least well-done.
It gets really dark if you remove the words, "to all those bathrooms."
>>64793861
>Not even steak sauce
>>64792821
I wanna see a fugitive parody with the FBI confronting Ronnie over his bathroom destruction
>>64793861
>ketchup on steak
>my nugga
>>64793329
Hamburger Helper is something you buy to fill out a meal on a budget. It's designed for poor people.
>>64793944
>eating charcoal
Are you a woman or a child?
Rare is the only true way to eat a steak. Everything else ruins it.
![cheddars03[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gZfShqM.jpg "cheddars03[1].jpg")
>>64793895
Bring it, wussy. We're all huge here.
>>64793996
>Everything else ruins it.
>not boiling your steak in milk
You're the child now.
>>64793861
I am consumed with hatred. I wish a slow, lingering death on this person.
>>64793541
Barbeque sauce.
>>64792821
>Hamburger Helperfest
I wish this came out 3 years ago and it was posted on /v/.
>>64793541
Horseradish sauce or honey mustard
>>64793998
>Monte Cristo
i approve actually, those are delicious.
>>64793962
>>64793329
I just did that
what the fucking fuck america
seriously
what the fuck
>>64794167
Getting mad about Hamburger Helper us like getting mad about instant ramen.
>not boiling your milksteak over-hard
>not garnishing with raw jellybeans
![PastramiCCF[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6PLleqn.jpg "PastramiCCF[1].jpg")
>>64793541
The cutting edge in American weapons grade food is putting EVERYTHING on your fries. Chilli, cheese, mustard, carne asada, mini corn dogs.
Pic related. It's Weinershnizel's pastrami fries.
>>64794203
I'm not even mad, just disappointed
>>64794023
Wait what?
>>64794023
>not boiling it in milk and honey with a side of jellybeans, raw
>>64794230
Oh god i threw up a little
>>64794230
I seriously need to try that sometime
Does it work with soy milk?
>>64794230
I just thought that was an It's Always Sunny joke.
>>64794245
Why? It tastes fine, and again, it's primarily for poor people.
>>64793849
She looks fat to me. I guess americans consider that average.
You xuys could take it to >>/ck
>>64793329
>>64794167
What are you yuropoors getting so upset about? It's just macaroni & cheese mixed with ground beef. It's designed for low income families, it would be perfect for you
>>64794291
ur mum took my ck last nite fagit
>>64794291
I like how Ronnie threads are always so /ck/.
>>64794287
She isn't Ronnie fat.
>>64794287
There's a difference between fat and Mama 'The Human Thumb' June
Since Europe once tried to put a hamburger in a can, let me ask this: do you think Hamburger Helper has freeze-dried bits of hamburger in it?
>>64794597
They probably think it has egg in it. They don't even put their raw eggs in the fridge.
>>64793743
You shittin' on E-Z Cheese and Crackers now?
>>64794748
I secretly want to try it bad. But don't tell anyone.
Anyone ever have Yoders canned bacon? It's pretty good.
>>64794597
>hamburger in a can
>>64793622
>You should see what we've turned soup into.
You should see what the Italians call soup.
>>64794836
They call pastries soup? What do they call soup, mouth wash?
That thread disgust me
Hamburger flavored macaroni? Seriously?
Not gonna pretend my country does not have terrible, terrible fake food. But c'mon, if you wanna taste some hamburguer, why not eat a regular burguer so?
>>64794814
You haven't seen shit yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP74xUyYaoo
>>64794983
>Yuropoors in charge of not knowing how Hamburger Helper work
Hamburger Helper, and its lesser cousin Tuna Helper, are just pasta and powdered sauce. You have to add the meat yourself separately.
>>64794983
It's not hamburger-flavored. You cook actual hamburger and add it to the Helper ingredients.
>>64794814
That's nothing. America put bacon in a can
Here's a video of that greasy abomination of nature
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHkM9uFMgtw
>>64794296
They'd rather eat a handful of expensive food thrice a day than budget.
>>64794996
OH GROSS
>>64793996
>>64795032
>implying I'm European
>>64795087
>putting pasta
>on hamburguer
Holy fuck, it's even worst!
>>64795111
>Tactical Bacon
>>64794236
That's it. We don't deserve the country for which our forebears fought and died.
Pack it in folks. We're going back to our respective colonial masters.
>>64795178It's actually not bad.
>>64794983
>Hamburger flavored macaroni?
It's macaroni with hamburger in it. The hamburger isn't in the box because that wouldn't fucking work.
And it's for poor people. What the fuck do poor people eat in your country?
>>64795205
AKA suicidal sodium
>>64795205
You should see what they do with bacon on Epic Meal Time. It borders on pornography, then crosses that border.
>>64795321
Bread and meat roll.
>>64795321
Rice, beans and some other regular meat
Nothing really fancy, really.
inb4
>MY COUNTRY IS BETTER THAN YOURS /pol/ tier bullshit
>>64794983
Have you never tried chili mac? Kidney beans, diced onions, pound of ground beef, and diced tomatoes served with macaroni and a bit of cheese popped on top?
It's fucking fantastic. Never tried hamburger helper, though.
>>64795398
Ground beef mixed with beans and rice is pretty good, too.
>>64794597
as a poor person, I can safely say no you dingus. It's powdered flavoring and noodles, you have to add the hamburger meat (along with water, and sometimes milk)
>>64795398that actually makes plenty of sense and is probably cheaper too
>>64795398
>MY COUNTRY IS BETTER THAN YOURS /pol/ tier bullshit
It's all good fun, don't be like that.
That said, Miracle Whip or Marmite?
>>64795604
Strawberry Marshmallow.
>>64795604
Miracle whip tastes like piss.
>>64795205
its the batman of breakfast
>>64795604
http://youtu.be/Kr8JP9eOg2k?t=3m58s
>>64795604
Marmite is terrible, it tastes like strong acid smells. Miracle whip is just mayonnaise that's produced with some cheap shortcut method that keeps it from being allowed to be called mayonnaise.
>>64795672
How do you know what piss tastes like?
>>64795688
the fuck am I watching
>>64795725
I just assume it tastes like miracle whip.
>>64795725
Tasting like shit I would question, but piss?
>>64794230
YOU HAVE MADE A HUGE MILKSTEAK!
>>64796215
You should do rap battles, you'd kill it.
>>64796215
>>64794270
enjoy your breasts
>>64796573
How could one not?
I don't get it, what's wrong with Hanburger Helper?
All I'm hearing is WHY ARE YOU EATING THIS?
>>64796573
Well, yeah.
>>64795773
American 'edutainment' games from the 90s.
>>64796595
Everyone in Europe has robot chefs. America is really backwards technologically ever since the turn of the century.
>>64793329
>>64793516
>>64793541
>>64793677
>>64793709
>>64793804
>>64793821
>>64793861
>>64793944
>>64793996
>>64794259
>>64793541
>>64794236
>>64794155
>>64794084
>>64793694
>>64793743
Holy shit I forgot this was a Ronnie thread for the longest time
>>64796723
Funny, I'd have thought that would remind you strongly that it was.
>>64796720
nigga Europe still has dragons and cobblestones and shit
>>64796864
So they have robots and magic, and we have neither. So frickin' unfair.
>>64796897
>robots
Didn't you see Harry Potter? Them niggas don't even have pencils.
>>64796864
They have better engineered cars, so it evens out.
>>64796805
how do you prepare your long pig?
>>64793329
And here I though I was a lazy shithead when cooking.
Then 'murrica comes along and basically makes me look like a master chef in comparison.
>>64797156
We invented TV dinners, dummy. Of course.
>>64795604
neither
I'd rather use butter and I don't even like butter.
>>64793861
>>64793944
If you eat steak with ketchup or get it well done, you shouldnt be eating steak.
>>64792821
I would go to a Hamburger Helperfest. So long as it was officially endorsed of course.
>>64793329
Don't you have some insects or rotted shark to be eating...?
>>64798408
>not eating Hakarl
>2014, the year of Her Majesty the Queen
>>64798495
The Queen a cunt.
>>64796723
>Talking about food
>On /co/
Of course it's a Ronnie thread
>>64794996
>the noises he makes as he eats
Sounds like I do when fucking running.
>>64795205
It's a joke brand
>>64798880
Nowadays you can't be too sure, it could be trying to get the Call of Duty audience
Everytime I eat hamburger or tuna helper I get sick
>>64799006
No it's pretty obviously a joke.
>>64799006
That's just flavored nuts in a silly package, the bacon bacon bacon shit is sold so that hipster millenials can be ironic.
>>64799006
I actually won a crate of this in a sweepstakes a few years back and the pbj flavor is actually pretty fucking bangin'.
>>64799006
Why hasn't anyone marketed energy drinks called Red Potion, Green Potion etc?
>>64799284
What, like that mana and health potion shit?
>>64799042
How do you cook it? I always cook the hamburger separately from the noodles. Cook the hamburger completely and drain the grease from it. Add it to the cooked noodles when they are done and mix it up.
If you just cook it all together it'll be greasy as hell and that always made my friend sick.
>>64799284
They have. I am too lazy to find the images, but they were out years ago. Blue and Red at least.
>>64799314
Except maybe something you can sip on instead of gulping and then pounding on the keyboard on Reddit for the next hour as your heart races.
>>64799284
Someone probably has but it probably hasn't been very successful because the distinctive thing about potions is the bottles, not just the color. It's why the ones that >>64799314 mentioned do come in clear plastic bottles... but are tiny, because it's cheaper to make tiny shaped clear plastic bottles and fill them with 5 Hour Energy knockoff and then charge three times as much for them.
>>64799284
I think on sites like think geek. Yep, here we go http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/a273/?srp=1
>>64793329
Wait, don't you eurofags eat horse?
>>64793140
>implying Ronnie would share his gravy
>>64799495
>out of stock
And the new archive is down already. Everything I love is dying.
>>64799530
Horse has a kind of sweet taste.
Not worth the price though.
>>64799563
>Loving repackaged, overpriced 5 Hour Energy
Even Ronnie thinks you are a fool.
>>64799604
This. Just buy some cool looking bottles and put colored soda in it.
>>64799495
>Contain as much caffeine as 2 cans of Red Bull (160mg)!
Jesus Christ
>>64799588
>>64799530
>>64793329
>Europe
>Talking down to people
MAN THAT NEVER HAPPENS
TELL US YOUR TALES, CHUCKLES LEYURO
ENLIGHTEN OUR NEANDERTHALIC COUNTENANCES WITH YOUR RIVETING TALES OF REFUSING TO BATHE AND FOOD MADE FROM LIVESTOCK HEADS
>>64799650
One No-Doz has 200mg, and that's kid stuff. Do you even go SSJ?
>>64799530
>not wanting to eat horse
Pass me the cutie flank, it's the tastiest bit
>>64799720
>Wanting to eat a horse
>>>/mlp/
>>64799720
Man, don't eat unicorn. You'll be cursed.
>>64799675
>being this mad
lel, watch your blood pressure fatso
>>64799716
Yeah, see, when you're sixteen, have the summer off, and are doing nothing but playing vidya and jerking off all day, that much caffeine might be nothing.
The years will catch up to you too, in time, young one. When thirty years old you reach, see how often you stay up to six AM we will.
>Be Eurotron
>Look on Google Images for Hal Jordan Helper.
>Nurgleum populi
No, really, it looks like it has been cooked by Nurgle.
>>64799808
I'm 32 and I'm on 400mg right now because it's my weekend. Stop smoking.
Can we at least all agree that the only real way to eat your steak is smothered in mustard, and made of tofu?
>>64799795
THANK YOU CHUCKLES, WE ARE AWED.
DON'T LET US TAKE UP YOUR TIME, YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO.
LIKE NOTHING.
>>64794273
Honestly so did I.
>>64795227
Oh I'm sorry, too much freedom on those fries?
>>64800232
At least make it smoked tofu.
>>64796723
oh oh oh oh for the longest time
>>64796922
>>64795688
>thinking saying "what?" "WHAT!?" to every game is comedy
Seriously fuck Lets Players.
>>64800232
>tofu
The suffering of the animal is what gives it such a great flavor
>>64800685
if you say goodbye to me tonight
there would still be music left to write
>>64800232
>Tofu
>Mustard
At use steak sauce you chucklefuck
>>64793214
You know god damned well what images he's talking about.
>>64796723
EVERY FUCKING M/W/F
SOMEONE POSTS THE FUCKING WHOMP COMIC AND I THINK
NEAT, LET'S SEE WHAT /co/ THINKS ABOUT IT
IN NO MORE THAN 3 POSTS IT ALREADY DERAILS TO SOMETHING GODDAMN ELSE
CHRIST
I don't get why they call it hamburger helper
Tastes just fine by its own.
>>64793861
I thought most Americans were against abortion? If so, why is one being served on that plate?
>>64794156
Is- is that Max Payne?
>>64802701
It actually might be. They based his look off a developer in the first game.
>>64793329Sketti
>>64803141
>>64800850
What else can I do. I'm so inspired by you.
>>64803373
I haven't felt it for the loooongest time
>>64794155
>honey mustard
My nigga
>>64794230
Charlie get off 4chan, the rats are back.
>>64793329
I'll try it. I've seen worse.
Also, some traditional european dishes are pig disgusting too.
>>64803141
That's nothing, have you even triedSweet Sundae Ramenyet?
>>64804882
How the fuck am I supposed to read this tiny blurry shit?
>>64802701
>>64802723IT'S PAYNE
>>64804882
I wonder if we can get Ronnie to make this.
>>64804967
>3.28 MB, 1346x4986
stop being on mobile faggot
>>64793329
Surströmming.
>>64793996
Faggot.
Raw or go home nignog
>>64799395
I cook the everything separately and use lean meat. My body just can't handle the chemicals and food dyes in it I guess.
Who's up for a spaghetti sandwich on garlic toast?
>>64805620
I JUST had one of those. Fucking delicious.
>>64794236
Oh God. That looks delicious. Help me I think I'm broken.
>>64804882
Does anyone have a cap of themeat bread?
>>64805728
Pastrami always looks delicious.
>>64795672
>>64795708
>>64795604
> Marmite is terrible, it tastes
> like strong acid smells. Miracle
> whip is just mayonnaise that's
> produced with some cheap shortcut
> method that keeps it from being
> allowed to be called mayonnaise.
It's mayo mixed with salad dressing. It was invented during the Depression because it was cheaper to make and thus cheaper to sell.
>>64793329
Wow how incredibly weak are you? It's just casserole. Meat with some noodles and cheese. It's basically lasagna.
>>64805793
Why screencap, when you can watch it unravel at whole!
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20154353/
>>64808154
We need to compile a cook book of terrible things, but we must then never send it to Ronnie for it may lead to the death of him.
>>64804882
no no no no no no no no no
>>64793329
>this is real
wat
Do you niggers know that proteins and carbs consumed at the same time forms much more fat than any sort of combination? Are you trying to get fat on purpose?
>>64808595
I still want the recipe of this.
>>64809157
Because Italians are super fat from eating spaghetti and meatballs?
>>64797156
This man speaks the truth. I've seen him put beans on toast.
>>64808595
what was the recipe?
>>64804882
>sundae
>no ice cream
Step it up, America
>>64808595
Reminds me of the time I had some bad Fun Dip, shit was agony.
>>64793541
Salt. Anything else is heresy.
>>64812043
Even pepper?
Or chili?
>>64799786
If unicorns were a real thing you could be sure that Chinese would eat them as an aphrodisiac.
>>64812633
I don't understand chili fries. You could just get real chili with regular potatoes in it. It's not like the fries are gonna taste like anything other than regular potatoes once you drown them in chili.
>>64812810
If it's really thick, non-runny chili and you have waffle fries, it's a no brainer, since easy delivery system, but I'm largely in agreement with you on this.
>>64811976
did you hallucinate?
>>64813360
That's what I was wondering.
