Daphne or Velma?
http://strawpoll.me/2287598
>>64381188
>>64381188
Which daphne and velma
Does that mean we...
the fuck kind of name is Daphne and Velma? or Scooby and Shaggy? Fred is the only normal one.
Daphne?
DAPHNE?!
>>64381188
I would ruin Daphne for marriage.
>>64381188
When you know the inevitable answer, do not make a poll.
Velma
>dumpy
>no fashion sense
>JINKIES JINKIES JINKIES JINKIES
Daphne
>shapely
>fashion sense
>i have no third point daphne is the clear winner
>>64381421
>i have no third point daphne is the clear winner
How about bondage?
>have a thing for redheads
>have a thing for nerd girls
Shit.... I don't know. This is going to be a tough choice...Neither because I fucking hate the Scooby Doo franchise and it was absolutely agonizing when CN kept playing marathons of this shit during their "golden age"
Ugly nerd girls are the only type of girls /co/ can pull, so they'll be naturally biased to Velma. DAFT KNEE FOR LIFE.
I think Velma is hiding some big meat balloons under that sweater. Also my fetish is rolled up long sleeves on girls.
My first girlfriend left me for a girl who dressed like velma with those dumb shoes and tall socks. they're still together. it's been 9 years. i love her and god damn it
>>64381481
scooby wasn't really good, why did it have a laugh track?
A Pup Named Scooby Doo though, that was some quality cartoon. Loli Daphne
>>64381607
You don't have to think, Anon, she is.
I like Velma because Daphne is the girl you're SUPPOSED to like. I am different. I am probably like the only person who appreciates Velma.
>>64381975
>only person
nigga please, have you seen the way the strawpoll's going?
Anyone care to see a screencap dump from the newest movie? It's got lots more Velma goodness.
>>64382067
Fuck it, dumping anyway.
Velma's adorable when she's angry. Don't you just want to pinch dem cheeks?
>>64382181
>a wild Clapistani appears
>>64382254
>people actually like Redhead Barbie
Disgusting.
>>64382310
>>64382378
Fuck, dem beeg teetees.
As of Mystery Inc. Velma is a pushy bitch and Daphne a neurotic sweetheart.
So definitely Daph.
>>64382429
LUCKY FOR YOU I'M A DOG LOVER
>>64382429
IMO, they're regular sized. smaller than that and it's small.
>>64382471
>daphne as drawn by tom preston.png
>>64382504
It's an issue with the art, they seem to fluctuate a bit. At least they're definitely fuller than Daphne's.
>>64382504
Look at >>64382171
Either Daphne is fucking flat (and the design is bad at showing it) or Velma has massive charisma.
I choose clown Daphne
>>64381224
This. I mean honestly there should have been a both option.
>>64382578
Charisma, breasts, not much of a difference.
>>64381188
>try to vote for Velma
>vote for Daphne without thinking
FUCK
>>64381188
Daphne. Would sink all nine in that sweet fire bush. Velma is fuckign gross.
>>64382694
Hey, they're both fine options, anon. Just because I like Velma more doesn't mean I don't want redhead hotness.
>>64382634
muh dick
>all those Velma votes
I like curves too, but her personality's pretty shitty.
>>64382750
What finger did you lose?
>>64382757
...what are you doing with that gun, Velma?
>>64382780
so is daphnes
i'd rather have a smart competant girl then an idiot who get captured constantly
>>64381188
>no hex girls option
>no velma's sister option
>no daphne's sister option
>no flim flam option
>>64382805
As much as I love Velma Daphne is A+ girlfriend in Mystery Incorporated.
>>64382803
>she wants your dick
>>64382869
>>64382924
>>64382805
Smart and competent can easily evolve into smug and arrogant.
>>64383008
>>64382634
>>64383076
>>64383037
Why does /co/ hate smart girls so much?
>>64381421
>not taking personality into account
>not wanting a brilliant perceptive woman that needs a strong man to make up for her physical failings
>>64383104
look at Shaggy trying to cop a feel
>>64383128
>one guy
>/co/
![Scooby-Doo.Camp.Scare.1080p.BDRip.DD5.1.x264.mkv_snapshot_01.05.06_[2014.06.11_14.07.41].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bcgZi3n.jpg "Scooby-Doo.Camp.Scare.1080p.BDRip.DD5.1.x264.mkv_snapshot_01.05.06_[2014.06.11_14.07.41].jpg")
>>64383128
what
>>64381188
While I'd go with Velma, it'd be less for appearance and more because I'd expect her to talk about about tech more like /g/, whereas Daphne would be all trendy with the gadgets and media sites but not care how to use the command line.
>Like Yoinks! Velma, do you have a plan to get us out of this one?
>We'll install Gentoo, Shaggy.
>So based on this decorative pin, whoever's behind the ghost must have some preference for using Linux!
>Pardon for the interruption, Freddy, but what you referred to as Linux is more properly called GNU/Linux, or as I've come to call it, GNU plus Linux.
>>64383156
>Velma judges your taste in food
>>64383293
kek
>>64383128
>>64383134
You guys sound like such white knights.
>>64383337
On a different note, pirate girl is cute.
Who wouldn't Velma?
>>64383379
Fuck, dat naughty look.
>>64383418
Best Velma design
>>64381975
>Most people like Velma because Daphne is the girl you're SUPPOSED to like. People like to be different and/or not horn in on Freddy's action since they tend to respect him without really inserting themselves as him. Anyone who doesn't actually talk about the show probably probably thinks they're the only person who appreciates Velma.
Fixed for accuracy.
captcha: rtyourY childhood
>>64383157
It happens in like every thread involving such characters.
>STUPID CONDESCENDING CUNT
>>64383505
I liked velma because i thought geeky girls were hot
Madelyn is the superior Dinkley.
>>64383463
yay, animation errors
>>64383494
Best everyone in general.
>>64383564
I can agree with that
>>64383540
I like velma cause tits and glasses.
>>64383564
Madelyn in her fishnets please.
>>64383564
A Madelyn is fine too.
>>64383494
>kawaii new age nerdy girl
Sage
>>64383631
Velma was my very first crush as a kid
If I found one irl I would anally destroy her
>>64383628
And short skirt.
Well this quickly became a Velma waifufag thread.
>>64383673
what were you expecting it to be
>>64383673
As to be expected.
>>64383037
And an unlikeable bitch. Just look at how she's been portrayed in everything outside of the original cartoon.
Imagine the gross obese chick from the runaways.That's modern day Velma.
>>64382787
What?
I choose both, with extras
>>64383781
>everything
Mystery Incorporated != everything else. Besides, SDMI is in its own little alternate universe.
Frankencreepy Blu-ray cover just because.
>>64383880
>!=
what the fuck does that even mean
>>64383391
>>64383880
Do you even math? That's a "does not equal" sign.
Anyways, more Velma goodness.
>>64383880
So is it safe to say that they have abandoned all pretense that Velma's chubby? Now she looks just like Daphne everywhere but the face.
>>64383945
Not equal to. Come on man where were you when you were supposed to be in math class
Where are the sexy cosplay pics then?
>>64384053
I was sitting by my PC, learning how to use charmap ?
Velma's bare ass on that seat
>>64384053
>math class
What are you talking about?
That's not the actual sign, it's the lazy internet version.
>>64384040
Not really, she's still obviously got more meat on her than Daphne. Have you even been paying attention to the screencaps being dumped?
>>64384118
>bare
I'm sure she probably wears underwear
>>64383367
>not wanting to be a white knight even though you know its bullshit
Its in your blood man
>>64384152
How would you know?
Have we ever actually seen Velma's panties?
>>64384152
>that rack
Hnnnggg
>>64382171
dat plot
>>64384149
Yeah. They look indistinguishable.
>>64382171
>boy
>yod
man that's some lazy work on that bookcase
>>64383880
Yes stupid. EVERYTHING ELSE.
Now she's not even chubby anymore. She's just short occasionally unnatractive/lesbian daphne.
>>64381188
The people have spoken.
>19457418
>>64384399
>>64384197
>>64384399
>>64384455
>all dat sweater meat
>>64384175
>>64384494
She was bitch in that series.
>>64384494
>boring brown panties
>not orange and black striped panties with a cute bow on them
Velma is for contrarian faggots who pick the less popular/sexualized one to feel different.
>>64382671
why is daphne so tall in this
>>64384588
>less popular
>Velma is picked more often than Daphne
yeah just like the reason so few on /co/ like Raven
or Toph
Or Marie
>>64384471
Everyone is hot in r34 anon.
Rosen Daphne?
people only picked Velma because they think she is "easier"
Daphne is actually the better one all around.
>>64384588
did you ever consider that maybe we find velma the more attractive girl?
times have changed, tastes have changed.
I'm surprised co likes fat chicks. I shouldn't be surprised, we are tumblertier now.
>>64384588
>less sexualized
>less
>>64384693
anon please, stop being wrong
>>64384738
>Any of the two
>Fat
I'm surprised you would consider picking a bimbo with no eye balls.
Or maybe not.
>>64381188
The right answer is Velma
>>64384738
>everything I don't agree with is tumblr
This is getting pretty old mate.
First it was hipster, then it was autistic, now this.
Can't you express your opinions like a normal human being, without resorting to spouting buzzword-of-the-month?
>>64383494
certainly is
Reminder that Daphne would fuck John Cena.
You're telling me you would even want to be in the same room as someone who likes Cena?
>>64384836
First it was cancer, then it was newfags, then it was summer, then the reddit and tumblr came out so we blame those.
>>64384738
/co/ has always liked fatties, we have more fatty love than we have footfags
and it ain't your boogyman tumblr, the fat love is very much sexualized. if it was tumblr it would be talking bullshit about "everyone is beautiful" hell no, we want to see chicks get fattened as a subject of sexual fetish
/co/ is love
/co/ is fat love
>>64384874
You forgot 9gag.
>>64381467
That is a good point. I wish Velma got more bondage scenes. Its just another thing Mystery Inc. did right, even if it only lasted a short while.
>tfw velma isn't fat she is just broad chested
>>64381734
>why did it have a laugh track
Because it aired around the time people were becoming aware of laugh tracks so having a laugh track in an animated show that COULDN'T have possibly been filmed before a Live Studio Audience was (supposed to be) a joke in and of itself.
>>64385047
the voices could've been recorded in front of a live audience.
I'm not saying they were, but they could've been.
>>64384738
But Velma's not fat, anon, she's just short. Like, 4'10", probably.
>tfw sexy shortstack
>>64385105
>4'10"Perfection.
>>64384948
Velma was thick, she was designed with chub
it's the more recent versions of her that have gone "what? cute and overweight? we can't have her going against media standards for female appearance!"
I want tubby Velma.
>>64384065
>>64384093
>>64384123
Awwwwyis!!!
>>64385165
>that image
that's not tubby that's fucking obese
>Velma will never unmask your monster
>>64385201
>4'9"
my dick
>>64385201
what a qt
>>64385165
A person that large wouldn't even be able to stand.
>>64385105
You have to be thick and curvy(real curvy not just obese) to be a short stack.
Velma fluctutes between being a little butterball and being short homely daphne.
>>64385217
>Hair: Perfect
Also she's 20 pounds heavier than Velma.
Not sure where the whole "Velma is thick" meme came from.
>>64384588
>Daphne
>Popular
>Sexualized
>Not just another "Oh look, it's a redhead"
>>64385282
she is almost a foot taller too dummy
![2x10_-_A_Tiki_Scare_Is_No_Fair.mp4_snapshot_20.41_[2014.07.10_06.29.50].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RdRcjaf.jpg "2x10_-_A_Tiki_Scare_Is_No_Fair.mp4_snapshot_20.41_[2014.07.10_06.29.50].jpg")
>>64385282
She's also nearly a foot taller than her.
>>64385262
you seem very sheltered, you just think whatever the tv tells you?
reality must be a strange and frighting place for you anon
>>64385367
Show me one person that size who can stand and walk for a competent amount of time.
You can, fucktard.
>>64384738
>velma
>fat
People like you are everything wrong with our society. So Velma's a size larger than Daphne and suddenly she's some cow?
>>64385419
yes, yes I can, thank you for acknowledging that
I can't however post it on /co/.
If you seriously want to be proven wrong just tell me how to send you pictures of girls that actively gain weight and are that large and I'll gladly do so
>>64385165
And this is the problem with you fat fetishist. You're not content with chubby or plump, who want someone so large they blot out the sun. You want walking heart attacks. You're disgusting.
You're almost as bad as scatfiends.
>>64383645
Those aren't fishnets! Now THESE are fishnets!
>>64385471
There are only two body types in the world of neckbeards. Anorexic shitnerd, and morbidly obese shitnerd.
>>64382634
>>64385503
nobody gives a shit about your morbid fetish
anyone that size is unhealthy as fuck
>>64385239
>>64385344
Here's the one I meant to upload.
>>64385201
http://www.lpaonline.org/faq-
>mfw Velma would qualify as a midget
CAPTCHA: psolui lels
>>64385503
Why are you offering to send people pictures of morbidly obese women?
>>64385580
dat puffy vulva
>>64385569
No one never said that wasnt unhealthy, they said that it is possible for people that big to stand. Two different things.
>>64385940
I think health and the ability to stand are pretty related.
>>64384860
>>64386066
>>64383195
that shorts
>>64385201
>AMBITION: Get into MENSA
I see she's not into high aspirations.
>>64386170
thats at 15 mang
>>64386165
Do you think her shorts rub against her vulva?I'm thinking too hard about this.
![Scooby-Doo.Camp.Scare.1080p.BDRip.DD5.1.x264.mkv_snapshot_00.19.16_[2014.06.11_13.03.57].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PQk09lL.jpg "Scooby-Doo.Camp.Scare.1080p.BDRip.DD5.1.x264.mkv_snapshot_00.19.16_[2014.06.11_13.03.57].jpg")
>>64386666
dem quads
>>64386989
>those lips
If you're arguing between Daphne and Velma then you're doing it wrong.
>>64387034
that artist is a god
>>64385217
>height: 5'7
>>64383880
>>64387677
Oh my
I wanna sketch Velma. Any requests?
>>64387875Velma dressed like Lunch from Dragon Ball, not a cosplay type thing mind you, just wearing that same type of thing.
>>64387875
Velma in a sling bikini and Daphne in a micro bikini?
>>64388092
I second this.
>>64388092
>sling bikini
That's like a banana hammock, right? I want Velma in a banana hammock now.
I can't get enough Daphne.
Velma never did anything for me.
>>64381188
Neither but I'd Shaggy.
>>64382171
>>64382181
>>64382254
>>64382310
This is my FAVORITE version of both girls. Their original designs but in glorious High Def.
>>64388201
No. That's two completely different things.
>>64388227
This. I don't get all of the praise for Velma that's cropped up in the past, like, decade but Daphne will always reign supreme.
>>64388425
If short haired girls aren't objectively superior to long haired girls I'll eat my dreadlocks.
>>64388470
Shut up Woolie.
>>64387875
Velma dressed as Daphne and maybe vice versa?
>>64388496
I'll never shut up.
>>64383964
...Dating Sim with Velma.
>>64381224
Exactly.
>>64388597
If /co/ could actually complete projects I'd suggest a Scooby-Doo VN.
>>64383781
>Imagine the gross obese chick from the runaways.
WHOA WHOA WHOA
DON'T GO DISSIN THE GERT, BITCH
Daphne could be a master thief if she wanted.
>>64382476
You're ready and you're willing, scooby-
>>64388470
Woolie speaks the truth.
>>64388661
She could also be a masterrapist.
>>64388684
If only she wanted to.
Daphne. The only Velma I find attractive is the one from Mystery Inc., so maybe my taste is just shot to hell.
>>64388743
Of course she wants to, she just hides it very well.
Shaggy-Velma or Shaggy-Daphne?
>>64388817
Shaggy-Daphne looks weird as fuck.
>>64388817
What the Fuck?
>>64388817
Shaggy-Scoob, lucky for you he's a dog lover.
>>64388891
They all got Shaggied.
>>64388817
I thought you meant pairings at first.I prefer Fred and Velma to Fred and Daphne.
>make a fun children's cartoon
>autistic losers sexualize your characters
Gotta be a weird feeling
>>64388960
Well when talking about that it's Everyone x Shaggy.
>>64388817SWOOCE
>>64389029
>all those girls hanging onto Shaggy
I wouldn't recommend hanging around Shaggy like that.
Haven't you ever wondered what happened to Googie?He killed her.
>>64389305
Bitches can't not fall in love with the Shag.
>>64384709
>people only picked Velma because they think she is "easier"
No. I picked Velma because I personally prefer a cute, snarky girl with whom I can share an evening of roleplaying, British comedy, and awful puns whilewe pleasure each other.
Daphne is more conventionally pretty, but she's just too generic for me.
>>64388817
What kind of name is Shaggy?
>>64389514
A nickname.At least it isn't as bad as Norville.
>>64389368
>>64389305
>>64389029
Shaggy is a pussy magnet
>>64387875
Velma and Hot Dog Water getting flirty after a little too much wine?
>>64389607
He's a cool guy.
>>64388395
And actually well drawn. This is easily the best Daphne has ever looked.
MI Velma beats them in a walk, though. I'd just like to be with her forever.
>>64389607
And Fred is pussy repellent.
You really have to wonder how he does it.
