>it's a school dance episode
How was the school dance you went to /co/?
>be in middle school
>no chest, super short, and all around boring looking girl
>mom convinces me to go to school dance
>standing in the corner because just moved to new school and don't have any friends
>guy approaches me
>"Want to dance?"
>"Sure."
>"Go ahead." then he walks away to join his friends and I'm alone in the corner for the rest of the night
>drama between characters over a simple misunderstanding that would take 30 seconds to resolve
>>83698731
>middle school
I did it as a freshmen in high school
>>83698731
It went well until I ran into the bathroom crying because I was one of the only two people who didn't have a date. It not's like anyone cared that I didn't have a date, and Emil of all people went to check to see if I was alright.
Middle school. I pretended I'd gotten high off coke (like, the drink) and hugged a pumpkin for an hour.
A friend then told me about the kinds of porn you could find on newgrounds. I didn't have the internet at the time.
I asked the DJ to play my Linkin Park CD but he didn't.
Hype for Star vs' school dance episode.
>>83698594
Who killed Hannibal tho
>>83700530
>pretended I'd gotten high off coke (like, the drink)
Bloody hell, anon.
>>83700677
Nigga, who gives a shit?
>>83701330
I just said I do.
>>83700955
>tfw this is something I would do in middle school
>>83698731
>"Want to dance?"
>"Sure."
>"Go ahead." then he walks away to join his friends
>>83698731
Top kek alpha
>>83698941
>"No wait, i meant-"
>"I don't want to hear anything"
>"You don't understand, what i was saying w-"
>"Shut up"
Bitch just let the fucker talk dammit
Ed Edd n Eddy did it right.
>>83701451
we've all been there anon.
imo, any noncriminal action that happens in middle school should be considered void and forgotten by everyone
>>83700530
>>83700955
>>83701451
>junior year high school prom
>high-grade senior-year qt is also there
>had a crush on her for a long time, probably spoken all of five words of her up til then
>suddenly asks me to dance
(I don't remember how it happened; I don't even know why she thought to ask me, but she had a reputation for being one of the nicest girls at school and it's possible she just noticed my autism field)
>stammer out something like "nah I don't think so"
>she tries to push past my shyness
>my spaghetti continues to quietly overflow
>eventually she gives up, goes away
I think pic related about conveys the intimidation factor.
Hopefully janitors will delete this.
>>83701995
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>>83701995
I don't think she gave up because you were autistic, sounds like she gave up because you kept saying nobut I still know that feel
>>83702345
>sounds like she gave up because you kept saying no
Oh yes, I didn't mean to suggest otherwise. Although at that point it's one and the same anyway.
>>83701995
>Be in high school
>Have girl friend
>At a dance she asks if I want to dance with her
>Laugh it off because I'm not the dancing type
>Don't see her for the rest of the night
>She starts avoiding me at school
>Ask whattup
>"How could you possibly say those horribly racist things to me?"
>I have LITERALLY no recollection of what I even said, let alone if it was something offensive
Looking back on it, I think she was constantly hinting interest in me and I never caught on because I'm a huge retard.
>>83703763
>hints at you
>gives up
>avoids you
>starts spouting shit that you're racist
What kind of mental hoops you need to jump through to get from A to B?
>>83700530
>>83701451
>>83701690
Wow, middle schoolers really are the scourge of the earth aren't they?
>>83703880
I don't think you quite grasp how dumb I am, Anon.
>>83703763
So you didn't catch on and therefore being a racist?
>>83703956
No I do; I was as socially retarded back then as well. I don't understand why would she call you racist for not dacing
>>83698731
>How was the school dance you went to /co/?
I don't know. I never went to any parties, so I never had a benchmark.
Shit you not, every single dance in my middle school took place in the auditorium and had every single boy that came in just sat down and waited for the dance to be over.
I was honestly one of the few boys that actually did bother to dance granted by myself but it occurred to me that I was a depressed loser for the rest of the school year so might as well try to be pumped up the couple times everyone else was a buzzkill. I was lucky enough to even get a girls phone number.Left note on the auditorium somewhere, lost it almost immediately as I got it.
>>83698594
>This main villain is going to destroy the world... AND THE PROM'S TOMORROW
>>83698731
alpha
>>83703763
Did you say "Oh my people don't dance. Your people do?"
>it's a protag tries to juggle multiple girls at once episode that ends with him having to apologies to his childhood friend
>>83703763
Oh boy.
I assumed "girl friend" was a typo and I definitely was under the impression she was your gf until the last line.
>>83701995
It's stuff like this that keep me convinced autism is something that ought to be found a cure to, not made a lifestyle out of.
>>83704437
To be fair, my psychologist friend ran an ASD diagnostic on me and I scored 30 (32 is generally agreed to be the minimum for clinically autistic at this point, she informed me).
>>83701995
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>83698731
>8th grade
>friends with a girl I really liked
>weeks coming up to the dance, stop her in the hall constantly to ask her, words couldn come out of my mouth
>convince myself she'll go anyway and i'll just meet her there, decide to go solo
>get there, eat a bunch of pizza and talk with my friends
>we go outside and pretend to have a deep conversation so we don't look like the autists we were
>get to take a picture with the hottest girl in class, photographer informs me afterwards I have to pay
>spend the whole night eating pizza and talking shit in the corner while most of my friends got onto the dance floor
>>83704552
>junior year of highschool
>to scared to go to prom
>find out everyone got invited to a party afterwards, everyone got high and got laid
>everyone except me
>one kid literally got cucked
>convince myself that next year i'll have a car and a gf, and a job so I can afford to take her to a fancy hotel for sex like everyone else
>>83704667
Well, did you?
>>83698594
>The writers think all dance parties are raves
>>83704833
I'm typing it up, it was a whole thing
>>83704552
That was surprisingly normal anon.
>>83704667
>everyone got high and got laid
Everybody SAID they got laid.
>>83700277
I hear Emil is cool like that.
>bullied as a kid so stunted social skills
>junior year of highschool
>PROMS TOMORROW
>female friend convinced me a while back to go with her (about as deep in the friendzone as you can get)
>also been in love with her for months
>end up going
>go on the dancefloor for 5 minutes
>anxiety attack, leave
>tfw sat at my table on instagram for an hour
my friends and i ended up photobombing a bunch of people though.
>>83698594
>it's a school dance episode
The Vampire Diaries had are real hard on for this. The world is ending/certain death is examinant ... so lets take half the episode to wangst over which of the absurdly hot guys we'll agree to go to the dance with.
I swear one season they literally had TWO HIGHSCHOOL DANCES on top of some sort of "ball/festival" that the grow-ups threw.
Which might make some sense for the characters who were supposed to be 16 years old (even though they were being played by people who were obviously 25-ish); but they literally had 1000 year old Vampires getting giggly over what dress they were going to wear to prom. JUST.
>>83704667
>senior year
>no job, car, or gf
>don;t even give a shit about the dance or school anymore, just want to get out
>a female friend of mine and I were talking about it one day, she asks if I would go with her, I say sure
>start to think positivly about the whole thing, go out and get a tux, tell my family it's happening
>another friend asks me who I'm going with a few days later, because apparently she just accepted someone elses offer
>she texts me later saying she thought I was joking, and that there was still time for me to just get my money back
>decide to go anyway, so at least when I kill myself years later I'll have that under my belt as an accomplishment
>show up to prom, sit with the 4chan group of the class
>everyones eating, want to kill myself already
>junior shows up with his date and sits with us
>normal people go up and dance, I decide to give it a try and actually had fun
>sat back down and started talking with the juniors date because she looked board
>we hit it off and dance together for the rest of the night
cont
>>83704908
Oh they did, there was video and fighting, and two break ups
>>83705037
>instagram in high school
It's time for me to leave here.
>>83705088
m8 unless the video depicted a literal orgy involving everybody at the dance, a good proportion of them didn't get laid.
>>83705064
>meahwhile, the girl I was supposed to go with is having an awful time
>she tells me stuff about him when I'm trying to go to the bathroom
>he's a bigger girl than she is, super clingy and always has to have his way
>constantly steps on her toes when they dance
>keeps trying to touch her
>laugh it off and go pee
>come out, there he is looking sad
>he's pretty sure she hates him
>she shys away from his touch, wo't even dance with him, abloo bloo bloo
>he spends the rest of the night sitting on the verge of tears while I danced with someone elses girlfriend
>nights winding down, get her number, feel fucking fantastic
>everyone saw what happened and kept giving me props, I was on cloud 9
>over the course of the next week I talked with a girls who actually liked me
>the next week my autism kicked in
>didnt know what to say anymore, spilled spaghetti constantly when we talked on the phone
>didnt know what to talk about, other than video games and comic books
>only recently started listening to music, so I didn't know who was cool or not
>didn't watch any tv, except for cartoons and the super hero shows
>decide to switch to texting, but I never responded back
>she called me a few times but I kept giving excuses
>the calls and texts just stopped one day
>I never got laid
>I kept telling my who was super proud of me that we were fine
>he left for California thinking his little brother had his first girlfriend
I do it to myself
>>83705238
You could be right, but I know for sure that at least one senior got gangbanged
>>83705308
Holy shit guy I mean I understand your insecurities about having only non-normalfag interests, I mean we're both on /co/, but come on.
>at least one senior got gangbanged
Wh-what
>>83705642
>Holy shit guy I mean I understand your insecurities about having only non-normalfag interests, I mean we're both on /co/, but come on
I don't know what the fuck happened, it was like a switch got flipped. I guess at prom I was calmer because I felt like I would never see her again, but when I was in the comfort of my own home it hit me that this was really happening and I panicked
>Wh-what
Well there was talk in the weeks after of
>blowjobs
>handjobs
>fingerbang
and regular sex with like 6 guys. THEN her boyfriend got her, though he either didn't know or was too high to care.
>>83705642
And you ahve to understand that this was the first thing I've had that resembled a relatioship since the 7th grade. I've been telling myself for the longest time that it was never gonna happen and that I didn't need other people to be happy. I don't know what poeople are supposed to talk about when starting relationships at all. our first couple of chats were about her date and how they met, and how much he sucked, then they turned into the conversations you would have with your mons new boyfriend
>how was your day
>how was school
>what are you doing
>anything interesting happen today
relationships arent for me
>>83705900
>THEN her boyfriend got her, though he either didn't know or was too high to care.
Well... that's quite something.
>relationships arent for me
Don't worry anon, I get it, it's not like I've had one.
>>83698731
I never went to any. I was always the new kid because my parents moved us around a lot and never let me do anything so I never had many actual friends. Meant no one gave enough of a fuck to ask me to do anything with them, and I knew damn well I'd be stuck at a table or in a corner the whole time if I went anyway. I figured I'd save myself the hassle by staying home and doing homework or watching tv every time the schools had one.
>>83706590
Yeah, they didn't even break up over that, it happened later in the summer, after she took his paychecks
>>83704398
Deserved a reply
>>83704259
I remember in middle school they had these "extravagansa" dances at the rec center once a month on fridays. I never went because why would I pay 10 dollars to get laughed at night, but I hear they were pretty boring. Apparently one of the hot girls at the time had gone to New York and had an allergic reaction to something, and needed steroids to stabalize. They made her fat but she tried to work it of course. As I recall, she tried to grind on a couple of the boys but they literally laughed her off
>>83698731
ouch
>>83706736
>my parents ... never let me do anything
Man I know that feel.
>>83701549
>"i didn't think-"
>"that's right, you DIDN'T think"
>it's an MC's fight evil clones of themselves episode
>>83698731
>8th grade
>the dance is at lost kingdom
> I'm with my crush who had a HUUUGE ass
>all my friends were there and we're all having a fun time
>while dancing I'm just feeling her ass up while some other kids give us funny looks
Looking back middle school was fucking great for me
>>83698731
>Convince myself I'm not going to senior prom unless I get a date
>Too autistic to get a date
>Fuck it, if I don't go I'll regret it
>Get a ticket on the last possible day
>Rent a black tux with a black bow tie because that's how James Bond rolls
>Almost late because I'm shaving my pubes just in case the "everyone gets laid at prom" meme is true
>Get picture of me in the tux by my parents; no date
>Parents drop me off at the place
>Awkward as shit because everyone else has a date
>Huge ass ballroom with a chandelier and everything
>Spend some time drinking some fruity virgin drinks the bartender was serving while shooting the shit with my two best friends that went to the prom
>A lot of people getting prom photos
>I'm not because I don't have a date
>Dinner time
>Assigned to a table with really no one I knew because I bought the tickets late
>Only kid I really knew there was this asshole I knew since preschool Evan
>Our parents were became friends, so when my brother and I were forced to go to his parties we would play kill the carrier as an excuse to beat the shit out of each other
>We ignore each other all night
>Dance time
>DJ is playing shitty hip hop and pop music
>I stay at the edge of the dance floor
>Girl I have a huge crush on comes up to me
>"Anon, why aren't you dancing?"
>Takes my hands and dances with me for about five seconds
>Whole time slows down shit happens
>Immensely happy
>Can't do shit with her because she has a long term boyfriend
>Dance a little bit going off that high
>Bout of depression kicks in
>Typical "I'll die alone and unloved" shit
>Start crying
>Head to my table and eat desert while trying to hide my tears
>If anyone noticed they've never said anything
>After tears have dried a girl I'm acquaintances with invites me to the dance floor
>Dance to the shitty hip hop for an hour or two
>Later one of my best friends tell me I looked retarded
>I don't care: my friends don't judge me and I'll never see the rest of these guys
>>83713508
Cont.
>Prom over: everyone starts leaving
>Parents pick me up and I go home
>Extremely disappointed the DJ never played Johnny B Goode
It was an alright experience. I'm glad that I went because I don't have to live my life regretting and wondering what could have happened at prom, but for some reason I tear up every time I think about it.
>>83698731
I didn't go because I only had like one friend in high school and I'm pretty sure he didn't go
Actually, that having been said, there were plenty of people who knew and liked me, but I probably still would have ended up just standing there doing nothing because I'm white and insecure so a dance floor might as well be a pit of molten iron for how willing I am to approach it.
>>83704667
>tfw never been to high school prom
>tfw i'm a kissless virgin in my 20s
>>83713921
If it makes you feel better, I was the same as you a year ago and was pretty deadset on becoming chaste for the rest of my days
Life happens fast when you do dumb stupid shit, anon. That's my only advice to you. Do stupid shit.
>>83705064
>she asks if I would go with her, I say sure
>she texts me later saying she thought I was joking
That's what you get, you autistic dumb FUCK. You don't say "sure" when a girl asks you out holy FUCK.
It's a rashomon episode
>it's a yard sale episode
>go to highschool dance
>see crush making out with some other guy
>pick up smoking
11 years have passed and I'm about to get married but I cant fucking stop smoking. I will never not hate her.
>>83714211
Well take solace in knowing she probably never even thinks of you
>>83705037
Stick a blade in your throat you waste of oxygen
>>83714226
Why can't kids today use wholesome traditional social media platforms like MySpace and LiveJournal?
>>83698731
>How was the school dance you went to /co/?
>you went to
HAHAHAHA
>>83698731
>Middle School
>chill with bros
>have a blast
>end of year dance
>friends getting dates
>think about asking out one chick
>go to dance and I remember I never asked her out
>still have good time with buds without a date
High School
Freshman
>have an okay time
>crowded as hell
>seeing everyone dates made me feel like shit
Junior
>depression hits me really hard
>mom gets a limo for friends and I to try and cheer me up for Junior Prom
>seeing everyone else enjoying the limo brought some joy
>still feel like shit
>still one of the few without a date
>girl who I forgot to ask out from middle school wants to chill with me
>she ditches during slow dances songs
>feel miserable
>last song comes on
>it's a slow song
>fuckthisimout.gif
> girl stops me to slow dance
>had a brief moment of fun
>ended up having an okay night
Senior
>go to dance
>get twerked on
>go smoke with friends afterwards
>end of the year dance
>trying to find my bros
>this fat black girl hops on me
>can't support the weight
>look over to a dude
>"Bro can help me out?"
>"Nigga that's my sister!"
>mfw I have no face
>about to collapse under land whale
>land whale's bro catches me last second
>three of us get kicked out of the dance
>land whale bro says he's gonna fight me
>bros come out because dance was over
>nigga shut his ass up
Senior year was a good year for me.
>>83713973
Well I know that now, of course. At the time she was lamenting the fact that she had no date, that's how we got on the subject, so I was pretty sure she was serious
>>83698731
Fuck that is savage, you got destroyed
The one benefit of proms spreading to the uk is that they do it after most of us are 18 so alcohol is served.
