Hey /ck/,
Going to a beach house this weekend with about 20 or so friends, and was wondering if you guys had any ideas for alcoholic snacks/treats that go well in a party atmosphere.
I'm going to post a few infopics that I've saved to bump the thread
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That looks disgusting, what the fuck. Someone should alert your parents.
haven't tried this drink,but tbqh sounds gross
>>7876158
here's your (you) faggot
>Beach house with 20 or so young retards.
I can't think of anything less fun.
1. Drink enough to get tipsy
2. Smoke some weed 420 blaze it fgt
3. Go drink some more to keep that buzz going
4. Enjoy being crossfaded
wa la
>>7876203
Reminder that most rapes go unreported
>>7876153
I can admit to making these when I was in college. It turned out better than you'd imagine except for the cherry one. That one tasted like fucking medicine...
>>7876212
>mixing intoxicants
bro why
>>7876246
Because it feels really nice in moderation. If you overdo it though you're going to have a bad time
>>7876148
jello shots are almost impossible to get right but they're the best you got.
Instead I'd get materials for gin&tonic / mimosas. Keep it classy on the beach yo.
>friends
>>7876262
Last time I got drunk + high it was the worst experience of my life. Passed out at 12:30 like a fag and did nothing but vomit that night/next morning
>>7876306
Wouldn't just throwing an extra packet of gelatin into the mix help it set properly?
>>7876148
Daiquiris or pina coladas are always good and beachy.
>>7876316
Possibly, but I'm not worried about making jello shots this time around, since there will be people there more adept at making jello shots than me.
I wanted to see if there was something different i could end up making. I was thinking about making the vodka gummi bears, but it requires two weeks of prep.
>>7876355
Someone is bringing margarita ingredients, although pina coladas is a good idea.
IMO, making only one mixed drink is enough since it crowds the kitchen, plus prep time is increased cleaning out the blender between batches and whatnot.
>>7876153
Replace the Skittles with Jolly Ranchers. Less clean-up afterwards.
>>7876417
Nice - I might have to give that a try.
Why not get the shit to make actual cocktails and teach people how to mix drinks?
Oh right, because you guys just want to get soooo smashed and think alcohol is gross.
>>7876545
muh superior gentleman mixology
>>7876548
You may as well drink everclear or shit like forties if all you want to do is get drunk.
>>7876545
OP here. Isn't that the idea?
If everyone there is going in with the mindset of getting wasted, they're not gonna care or remember on how to make drinks (i know I wouldn't). Plus I dont want teach people when i could be busy get drunk.
Might have worked 15 years ago, but drink recipes are only a google search away.
>>7876148
Not a treat, but a good mixed drink
>buy large serving vessel
>15 cans of light beer
>one handle vodka
>three cans frozen lemonade concentrate (usu. pink)
Tastes p good considering it's the shittiest ingredients possible, called pink panty dropper for good reason
>>7876634
are you trolling? people love to mix drinks. it's a fun thing to do and it certainly doesn't get in the way of getting drunk. quit being a sperg dude
>>7876634
Most people have no clue how to mix a drink and are too lazy to google something. There are plenty of interesting party drinks that involve layers, curdling, etc. How old are you?
>>7876304
Beer before bong, you're doing it wrong.
Bong before beer, you're in the clear.
>Beach party
Got just the thing, perfect for summer
>Purchase a watermelon and a bottle of vodka.
Even fucking Vlad will suffice in a pinch with this, but you should probably go a little higher class on it
>Draw a circle on the watermelon the size of the nozzle of the bottle
>Cut out the circle, save it
Make sure it goes the whole way into the pink flesh faggot
>Put the watermelon in the sink or something so you don't make a fucking mess
>Shove the vodka bottle upside down in the watermelon
>Let it sit for a few hours as the vodka percolates through the porous fruit
You can help it along every once in a while by effectively masturbating the bottle in and out of the hole. Just don't pull it the whole way out or you'll spill your Russia Juice everywhere
>Plug with the circle you saved
>Chill for several hours
>>7876853
Holy shit, that sounds amazing. I'm going make this vodka watermelon happen. Thanks anon.
>>7876943
How have you never heard of this. Are you literally 14?
>>7876947
Never heard of it -- am 24.
Also am French Canadian which means nothing beyond wine and beer exists.
>>7876967
Oh man, wait til you find out what jungle juice is.
Actually, might as well learn here.
It's basically the same thing, but you get a big ass cooler and just dump in a bunch of vodka, no brown liquor. Add in any sliced fruit, and let it percolate.
>>7876160
Somebody try this. Sounds like bullshit, but if it's really that tolerable/unnoticeable, I want to try it for myself.
>>7876160
Only 6 ounces of Bacardi? That's like 4 shots max
>>7877426
No it's 6 shots, that's how shots work. Plus you are using this on 15 year old girls.
>>7877441
A shot is 1.5 ounces.
>>7877454
A standard shot glass is 1.5 ounces. Always short pour.
>>7877466
I'm just saying the standard measurement has always been 1/5 ounces. And are you really "short pouring" on the shady ass roofie drink?
>>7876853
I use a funnel and top them up over about a 24 hour period, added some watermelon lollipops because I had them laying around and used a teaspoon to keep the lollipop from clogging the funnel.
Very potent and delicious OP, would recommend.
>>7876148
You literally can't have 20 friends. 3 at most. The rest is just people you know
>>7877841
>>7876148
>alcoholic treats
What are you underaged and a faggot?
You either like to drink and dont need no candy bitch ass masked flavour OR YOU DONT.
Reported for underage.
Fucking faggot.
>>7879056
> drinks underage for a few years
> not necessarily legal, but he's safe about it and doesn't harm anybody, so nothing wrong results
> finally turns the legal age, he can openly drink now
> proceeds to shit on people on an online forum for doing what he had been doing for years
Come on, anon, I know you think you're mature and all because you're older, but this is childish.
>>7879263
some people wait until it's legal before they have their first sip of alcohol you idiot, not everyone's a law breaker
>>7879263
i like this man
>>7879277
Not everybody breaks the law, and I did make a few assumptions in that greentext, but a HUGE portion of people don't wait until they're legally allowed to drink. The age is some bullshit, arbitrary number anyway. Plenty of underage people are mature enough to tolerate their alcohol and drink responsibly, and plenty of people of legal drinking age aren't mature enough to drink responsibly.
>>7876148
cut hole in a nice watermelon, put bottle of voda in it, let it sit in fridge til vodka is one~ couple hours.
Also nice: gin tonic slushies, put gin in freezer, blend with tonic syrup and icecubes
>>7876853
OP here.
Decided to take this fellow anons advice. Thanks for the recommendation.
You will need:
>1 large water cooler
>1 handle of vodka
>1 30 pack of beer
>1 container of lemonade mix
Pour handle of vodka into water cooler. Add half of lemonade mix. Mix. Add 15 beers, then the remainder of the lemonade mix. Mix. Add remaining 15 beers. Add ice. Drink.
>>7877841
Ok
>>7879291
>The age is some bullshit, arbitrary number anyway.
I agree though, especially in the states where you have to wait until you're 21, despite the fact other countries allow drinking as young as 13.
>>7879562
Sounds pigfuck disgusting
>>7876397
What, tequila, lime and triple sec?
