So I think we can all agree that these are the best tendies. What is the ideal oven temperature for them?
Just get Mommy to make them for you. Not sure why I have to say this in every tendy thread. It should be obvious.
these are fucking disgusting
>>7858829
Gee I don't know maybe what it says on the fucking box
>>7858896
everyone knows that the box is never right
>>7858911
I hate to break it to you but 4chan has way more autists
>>7858862
>Confirmed for having never had chicken Dinos
They look like they would be shit, I know, but they're actually delicious tender breast meat. Fuck off.
>>7858911
someone's mommy doesn't love them
>>7858942
idgaf how they taste "dino tendies" are the most hyper autistic thing I've ever seen
Do they still make this shit?
My roommate does them for about thirty minutes at 400 or so. They're basically rocks.
https://youtu.be/ORw0eWWmfFM
how do they get them in these freakishly unnatural shapes?
>>7859520
It's ground chicken meat, they can shape it however they want pretty easily
Giving them unique yet uniform shapes makes them distinct to customers as well as ensures every piece cooks approximately the same
tendies that you heat up in the oven shouldn't even count as tendies. if mommy won't get you kfc you might as well kill yourself.
>ywn play dino nugget adventures with your own biological kids while your wife smiles and watches
I have HPV caused cancer, Im going to shoot myself soon. Im going to pick a Kiss song to kill myself to. Love Gun is fucking boss.
these tendies are best exactly at 41 degrees celsius.If your mommy doesn't know that, then she is worthless.
>>7859586
how is your wife's son doing in school?
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of dino chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of dino chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in New York???? This is so fucked.
>>7859586
take out a few american cops before you do so we can launch this ethnic bottlerocket off sooner
>>7859807
is this tuck? go back to pleasing Mommy you cuck
do you think these tendies are a good source of iron?
>>7859807
I JUST TO KNOW HOW TO COOK TENDIES LIKE MOMMY USED TO WHY IS THIS SO HARD TO ANSWER
why didnt your mommy teach you?.she probably didnt love you.
These tendies go really well on a good barbaque chiken go za
can I get a bag of pterodactyl wings only anywhere?
>>7859992
Buy a few bags, take out all the pterodactyl wings and take them back to the store. Complain that there were no pterodactyl wings and you'd like a refund. Buy more and repeat.
>product of Canada
yeah no thanks
>>7860008
>not eating exclusively superior Canadian chicken
lmao enjoy ur hormones bruh
>>7860015
no matter where they were made i highly doubt "dino tendies" contain quality chicken
>>7858918
Aspies, very dangerous!
>>7860034
every dino tendy enthusiast knows that T rexes never stood like that
my mom never made me tendies
(;_;)
>>7858829
microwave it. if you want to use the big kids oven you should eat tendies that aren't shit.
>>7861666
fuck off dino tendies are god tier
>>7858829
>with rib meat
>>7858942
hmm try thawing some out and you'll see they are not breast meat but gross chicken paste that contains who knows what
>>7862408
What if the paste is made of breast meat?
