What is the greatest Cocktail,and why is it the Old-Fashioned?
It isn't, you fruit-muddling scum.
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Mug Vodka.
gimlet no sugar
>>7838905
I went to an "absinthe bar" in the East Village of Manhattan last weekend and got served the most disappointing sazerac of my life. It was made with bourbon, angostura bitters, club soda and served on the rocks
>>7838916
Jesus Christ. Did the bartender even know the recipe, or is this one of those things where you just make some shit up but borrow the name of an existing, well-defined drink?
nothing better than a hot grog.
>>7838905
I had a Sazerac at that very bar and it was one of the best cocktails I ever had
I've been downing rusty nails like crazy this summer.
Gimlets are also god tier.
White Russian is the only answer!
>>7838963
I love black Russians, but even thinking about dairy and liquor makes me feel queasy.
No idea why
>>7838924
There was a sign out front advertising sazeracs, which is why I went in. They must use some terrible house recipe. I saw some people ordering absinthe and the bartender was lighting sugar cubes on fire.
>>7838916
>mfw I went to a casino a few months ago and got served an old fashioned made with splenda and seltzer
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Straight water on the rocks.
>>7838968
Smith and Wesson is god tier. White Russian with cola. Strangely fucking amazing.
A 3/1 dry martini (gin) shaken not stirred
>>7838963
Smith and Wesson is God tier. White Russian with cola. Absolutely incredible.
>>7838905
>sazerac
Agreed, anon. I love these.
The only correct is G&T or whiskey sour
A Moscow Mule is especially comfy in the summer daytime
>>7838887
Old-fashioned is a woman's drink.
I'm not trying to bust your balls, but it's true.
>muh Don Draper
It's a woman's drink.
>>7839161
aww poor little boy gets his masculinity threatened.
Drinks are drinks who fucking cares.
>>7839164
I don't, I used to drink anything and everything that was around.
I'm assuming op is a normie.
>>7838959
Where's the fucking hazelnut you poser?
>>7839048
Not cold enough.
>>7838887
You spelled Pimms Cup wrong.
Love a good old fashioned though.
>>7838905
>Sazerac
>Without real fucking Absinthe
What a fucking prole.
>>7839048
>Shaken, not stirred.
Are you actually 14?
>>7839161
I never even watched Mad Men and I love old Fashioneds
Fucking contrarian hipsters
>>7838959
My man, what scotch?
YO /ck/ senpai
where the FUCK do you get sweet vermouth? and where the FUCK do you get proper dry vermouth?
I live in the Netherlands and vermouth is impossible to get anywhere, help a brother out
also what's everyone drinking today
>>7839346
Drive to Germany faggot
>>7839351
if only that were a possibility,
but regardless,
which store?
>>7839244
Not him but I was using grouse in my rusty nails when I was making them regularly. Loved it.
I'm a sidecar man myself, although I haven't had many cocktails 2bh. But that one's my favorite so far.
>>7838887
Whiskey plus whatever you like should be the only answer. Whiskey and rock&rye for me.
>>7839363
Nice, I am drinking off the rest of my red label, I'll give grouse a shot next time.
>>7839363
That's probably a good choice for mixing.
Is Black Grouse pretty good on its own? Better or worse, or about the same as JW Black?
my favorite drink is the Angostura Collins
>>7838887
> smoking a cigar with your cocktail
gross
Kentucky mule all day
>>7838959
It's called a rusty nail? I've been missing out apparently. I think of a rusty pipe I stepped on as a kid and needed a tetanus shot.
>>7839028
Do it in thirds. Water, ice, water.
>>7839470
Drambuie and Scotch
>>7839477
I wouldn't have thought that'd go together. Worth a try though
>>7839048
youre wrong. dirty martini is far superior you cunt
I made vodka infused with earl grey tea, sometimes just crushed ice but sometimes with some limoncello. Shit is cash.
>>7839346
go through the local mob, they might hook you up
>>7839490
Martinis are trash for old people who think they're fancy. I was the lead bartender at a 3 star restaurant and I've made about a short fucktonne of martinis. Every single one of them disgusting and everyone who ordered them a nitpicky asshole
" you didn't free pour exactly 76.4ml of vermouth into it. It's ruined"
Fuck you cunt
>>7839161
You're a moron
>>7839346
Are there any stores near you that sell Italian products?
>>7839207
Triggered by that ugly ass cucumber slice.
>>7839526
retard alert, you've never tended bar in your life
>>7839700
If he had he might not call it 'lead'.
>>7838910
So, booze and a lime?
>>7839526
Have to agree. Martinis are pretty shit.
>>7839048
>shaken
That's the exact wrong way to make a gin martini.
Occasionally a vodka can benefit from shaking, to lower the proof and make it extremely chilled. Gin doesn't, you just like ordering it but apparently not the taste.
>>7839104
You really like soda, don't you?
>>7839721
No shitty drinks, only shitty bartenders.
Except the Long Island Iced Tea.
>>7838887
My favorite is the Irish car bomb, but I prefer shots and bombs to cocktails anyways. I I drink for taste I just drink beer. I only drink liquor at the bar to get wasted.
>>7839551
Woman's drink.
>>7839048
>shaken not stirred
