I can understand the upset that happens when you put ketchup on an expensive cut of meat, like prime rib or something.
What I don't understand is why flyover Chicagoans cry when you put ketchup on a red dyed tube of pig anuses.
Can any of you guys explain this to me? It's a fucking hot dog, why treat it like a gourmet dish?
Before you even think about shitposting feel free to substitute pig anus with the anus of any animal that you prefer to eat.
inb4 Europeans have a temper tantrum about ketchup.
Chicago style uncategorically the best bet.
>>7823003
>Onions on a hotdog
>ever good
>>7823003
It's way too heavy. A dog should be a simple fare, not a jar of pickles and a full bottle of condiments except for, G-d forbid, ketchup, crammed in and overpowering the dog itself.
Ketchup, mustard and a bit of relish is plenty.
>>7823014
I was talking about pizza
>>7823001
I don't personally use ketchup, but I like using a bunch of different sauces with any meat. It doesn't always work for me, but it's interesting to try things.
If you've eaten a nice steak, you know what it tastes like. But what does it taste like with A1 sauce? Or chipotle mayo? Or some bulgogi sauce?
>>7823039
I reckon if you want to waste your money you can do that
fuckin' oath
>>7823046
I don't consider it a waste.
>>7823039
all of those are disgustingly over complicated and almost like they're trying to disguise the fact that its a hot dog
>>7823062
That's one good looking dog
>>7823062
'go'og.
>>7823073
right?
any sauce that ends on the wrapper thanks to gravity was never meant to be ingested
>>7823039
All of those look like fucking shit.
>pickled egg salad
>>7823083
>he lets sauce go to waste
>>7823093
its loser sauce
if it was winner sauce it would have stayed on the dog
>>7823060
>chipotle memeo
>not a waste
>>7823095
Are you a toddler? Can you not eat without spilling?
I really like hot sauce (Texas Pete is my preferred, or maybe Taptio) on my hotdogs. Load up on that shit.
>>7823099
Explain why it's a meme.
>>7823105
Why have I never thought of this before?
All those wasted years...
Hotdogs are made in the sausage tradition, therefore ketchup is commonly discouraged
However, as you pointed out, hotdogs are such a filthy product that who cares what you put on them.
At Coors field in Denver there's a hotdog vendor that makes blue cheese and bacon hotdogs, amongst like eight other odd varieties. Whatever works, I say.
>>7823220
I like chup on my bratwurst too
>>7823196
It's never too late
>>7823241
EVEN IF I SAY
>>7823232
Now that I cannot abide.
>>7823048
FUCKING OATH.
Can't wait till election weekend. Looks of sangs to be had.
>>7823249
IT'LL BE ALRIGHT
>>7823269
oh god I cant wait, best part of the election
Dont you get it? The real plebeian is one who eats hot dogs in the first place
They're shit, only a low class animal would unironically eat a hot dog. I could see a respectable man ironically eating one to laugh at the poor, but on purpose in any other scenario? Fucking gross.
