let me walk you through this delicious dinner i am about to have, my fellow cu/ck/s
anyway, i skipped the starter and i am right onto the main course
and here's the salad
the whole shebang
preparing to dive into the salad
aaaaand here we go
>>7814055
What in god's name is that
salad status - DONE
main event starting soon
>>7814074
mfw someone eats salad first
let's dive in.
GERONIMOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>7814107
>>7814097
that old man is blarngy abot his chickin tenders and tater tots check out that vein abot to burst on his gourd lmao j/k take it easey :D
licked it fucking clean. dessert incoming now.
>>7814071
You look like some horror or sci fi movie villain that i can't remember.
half way in.
this will be my last post so i ask you, how do you rate my dinner?
>>7814193
Kinda this desu.... Caught me off guard for sure. OC though, so that's always good.
>>7814055
leave and come back when you can post without retarded meme words you stupid faggot
>>7814204
what are you refering to?
>this entire thread
>>7814184
8/10, lean and healthy, all while looking tasty
>>7814107
why the fuck would you spray your chicken & taters with onion?
>>7814170
Human centipede , the first one.
>>7814055
Is this the legendary Alphabits Haggis?
WHAT THE FUCK
i'm observing this thread and i can't fucking believe there is a single human being deranged as much as OP in this world
>>7814071
You might have heard this before but you kinda got a Freddy Krueger thing going on
>>7814071
why are you sweating so much? it's only a salad
always imagined /ck/ much different than you, OP
once again, i was wrong
>>7814071
>>7814071
whats wrong with your head
>>7814055
why does the chicken have noodly texture
>>7814097
>selfie stick at your age
dude
>>7814071
OP are you Pierreluigi Collina?
>>7814055
Jesus, are you in a restaurant? What kind of establishment charges people for this food? You may as well dumpster dive.
>>7814097
Are you in a retirement home
>>7817822
>>7817827
>the tupperware actually looks better than the actual dinner
also OP don't you ever sprinkle parmesan cheese on food like that again
>>7817822
where is the red bull and qt sister
>>7814071
Either there is something wrong with your head or you are violently sweating.
>>7817870
It's a cheese with lots of fats and it melts well, if you want to use it on a dish you should either add it when it's still hot or even put the dish in the oven and make a gratin
plus, it looks kinda like cheap pre-grated cheese, so i don't think it would do too much for the taste
OP needs to stop fuckign playing I nearly died of laughter thinking about all the shit he looks like and that weird ass shit he is eating. Lookin liz taylor without the makeup.
Great thread, OP
>>7817943
I think >>7817867 is talking about this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcXNPI-IPPM
>>7817943
I'm just messin' with ya m8. tired as fuck
decent thread
>>7814184
Adequately satisfying
9/10
>>7817982
Please do
