I bet none of you uncultured fucks have ever had hookup. I'm 3 shots in let's do this.
>>7812271
Is a jail recipe?
You need one pack of ramen and wherever the fuck you have in the fridge. Right here im frying the hotdog.
>>7812275
googled it. it is
>>7812275
Yes.
>>7812276
It's traditionally called a "prison spread", and its a delicacy, in the same way that picking your nose and eating it is a delicacy.
Pro tip, precook the noodles first. We used to make this on hit dog day.
Shits burnin. Not used to using a dive for this.
>>7812282
To add, a better recipe is to "cook" the noodles in warm, running sink water, and then chop up a Tijuana Mama, some slim Jim's, some flaming hot fritos, and mix in some mayonaise. (Obviously you drain the water from the noodles)
Now we add the most important part.
>>7812298
This nigga must be rich.
Since we can't get the jail flavor ramen, we gotta improvise. Shits gotta be spicy.
We add the flavor next. Ain't a hookup without the packet.
>>7812313
What state you from?
Fuck it.
Now the recipe calls for uncle Ray's hot chips as garnish, but utz BBQ will do.
>>7812330
nigga clean those fingernails
>>7812330
The dirt under those fucking fingernails is unbearable.
>>7812321
Maryland
Top with mustard and mayo. Serve with saccharine flavored juice product.
Add vodka because you're not in jail anymore.
>>7812338
>>7812340
Fuck off I just worked a12 hour shift.
>>7812342
Fellow Murrland anon here, checking in.
Your concoction looks pretty good in a grotesque way - seems like something awesome while nursing a hangover.
>>7812349
A 12 hour shift doing what? Manual labor in the dirt? I'm LMAOing @ ur life famalam.
>>7812340
>>7812338
Op delivers
>>7812363
now stick in pooper, faggot
>>7812363
So what kinda crimes you do?
Good night gentlemen. Have a nice whatever it is you do.
>>7812380
Night
>>7812380
>jail recipe
>dirty ass finger nails from long work shift
>big monitor shoved in the middle of a factory or some shit
Who and what are you?
>>7812440
An employed drunk who lives in his parents' basement.
>>7812380
this thread pretty much had to end this way
this nigga cookin hookup on a usb hot plate in the back corner of the tuscaloosa amazon fulfillment center
Anon from NJ here
County jails here have no cooking equipment at all, at least the ones I've been to. COs would wheel in a Gatorade tub filled with hot water, so all cooking was done with hot water only. Still made some pretty sweet hookups, I preferred spicy corn chips as a garnish, sometimes spicy pork rinds. The spanish dudes used to make this this called mufungo or something, crushed up chips and crackers and stale bread to make a dough and stuff it with summer sausage, spicy mackerel, chili, noodles, whatever they had.
>>7813885
Pissed myself
>>7813885
>>7813885
>this nigga cookin hookup on a usb hot plate in the back corner of the tuscaloosa amazon fulfillment center
>>7813885
>this nigga cookin hookup on a usb hot plate in the back corner of the tuscaloosa amazon fulfillment center
>>7813885
>this nigga cookin hookup on a usb hot plate in the back corner of the tuscaloosa amazon fulfillment center
>>7813885
>this nigga cookin hookup on a usb hot plate in the back corner of the tuscaloosa amazon fulfillment center
never change, /ck/
