Chicago has never done anything right when it comes to food. No Chicago version of anything is good. Prove me wrong.
Today is backwards day thanks for playing
Stuffed pizza. It's not "deep dish" its stuffed.
There is a crust on top of the cheese.
giordano's.
>things nu-males say
Italian beef sandwich.
Italian
Beef
Sandwich
IBS. google it. kek
>>7808902
>sputtering, semi-coherent nu-male rage
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Chicago style hot dogs are the best, but a bunch of people who've never had one are going to say, "uh-uh", and now that I've written that they're going to say that they have tried one before as though having visited the heart of flyover land means that they're cultured.
>>7808914
>It's just stew on a bun.
What, exactly, is the problem?
>>7808922
Just eat a fucking stew. White bread is terrible with stews anyways, you want cornbread. Also, no potatoes.
>>7808926
If I wanted a stew, I would eat a stew.
>It's just a stew
If I were autistic, I could put down plenty of other foods in a similar manner.
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>>7808922
Too British.
>>7808902
midwestern '''cuisine''':
>3rd rate meat on 3rd rate bread
>some random gross kraft-brand condiments from a jar slapped between the meat and the bread
>each combination of kraft jarred crap and shitty meat is a completely different dish that merits intense, belligerent regional pride
reminder that this is literally the best the midwest can do, inb4 if you don't love eating garbage you must be from europe
>>7808931
>If I wanted a stew, I would eat a stew.
If you wanted a stew but ordered a Chicago Italian Beef Sandwich, then you wanted a stew.
>If I were autistic
>If
>>7808926
What do you mean no bread and no potatoes?
you live in a shack and eat dirt like a slave if you want, but don't do it thinking you have valuable opinions.
>>7808936
>What do you mean no bread
I did not say no bread, for it is a sandwich.
>>7808934
Where did those nasty Midwesterners touch you, my incensed nu-male friend?
>>7808940
>Where did those nasty Midwesterners touch you
We touched him in the b-hole. Deep.
>listening to d'marquis riding my wife in the next room while her son and I post goza memes on /ck/
>flyovers will NEVER know this feel
>>7808940
>>7808944
>he thinks he's got a 37,000 foot dong
you're not touching me when I fly over you, except maybe with whatever of your shitposts happen to be on the front page when I'm using the in-flight wifi
>>7808934
Are you implying both that Philadelphia is the Midwest and that cheesesteaks in Philadelphia are made with "jarred crap" by default?
>>7808949
>thinks
>>7808949
It ain't 37k', but it's close. Ask your wife about it the next time you get back from the airport, haystack.
>>7808749
>I am a big retard please come rape my face
chicago has the longest tradition of buchery and meat shipment in america you twat mongers, do you even know how it got to be such a huge shit hole? its a huge industrial processing town. they shipped tons of meat to the sea board from the prairies by train.
>>7808914
>stew on a bun
>cauliflower and carrots
>and celery
>giardiniera
>doesnt know pickles are good on sandwiches
i feel sorry for you.
>>7808970
Who said anything about pickles?
>>7808971
i love me some 'go style 'za desu
>>7808976
Reading isn't bait.
>>7808977
Leave it to the mobile poster to come up with something clever to post.
>>7808947
kek.
the midwest in a nut shell
>>7808972
>he
multiple people are shitting on shitcago, because it's fun
>>7808947
the 'go 'za shit was started by a shitcagoan who was buttmad that the mods weren't deleting posts that were mean to the midwest and wanted to 'make a point'
if you search any of the archive sites you can find his complete rants
>>7808983
>tfw we would get lynched in flyover for our open relationship
Hell, I'm pretty sure flyovers still use the stockades.
>>7808982
i'm not posting from mobile so you can eat my ass
>>7808949
please stay in your designated containment city
Aw yeah.
>>7808993
>doesn't capitalize the beginning of a sentence or put a period at the end
>not posting from mobile
If that's true you should literally kill yourself.
>>7809018
eat my ass loser
>>7809018
what kind of shit phone do you have buddy? autocorrect is the standard on anything except a desktop browser these days
>>7808979
All of those vegetables are pickled. You fucking retard.
>>7808749
>Chicago black on black cannibalism
>Not the best in the world
Nigga pls.
maxwell st. pork chop sandwich.
'chi 'go steak wicj
>pickles nigga
>>7809083
>bloody turd on a bun
>not godtier
pick one
>>7808909
>Chicago
>Cultured
Pick one
>>7808749
you're not wrong.
chicago is "city livin' ahyuck" for people from corn fields. everyone else knows chicago is shit tier at literally everything including food
>>7808909
> visited the heart of flyover land means that they're cultured.
Not really following here. I lived in flyover land for 4 years and every minute I was there I could feel the culture leaving my soul and dying, like the fizz bubbling out of a 2L of faygo spilled on the parking lot of the local wal-mart
>>7808760
I disagree with this being an example of something done right.
The best part of pizza is how the very hot oven browns the cheese.
Chicago pizza hides the cheese.
>>7808749
Look up super dog, only drive through that does it right
I'm shocked that people can actually get so upset at a city.
>>7808932
What am I looking at?
>>7808914
>can't into giardiniera
>>7808749
I came into this thread in the spirit of brotherhood to defend Chicago from your abuse, but every time I thought of one of their "signature foods" I was able to think of someplace else that does it better.
So I give up. Sorry, Chicago.
>>7808968
chicago strains the liquid sauce out of spaghettios then pours it into a cake pan with wonder bread and string cheese and calls it pizza
chicago dumps a bag of rabbit food on top of a boiled hot dog then places one whole pickle on the top
As a Chicago boy this thread has made me achieve maximum over rustle
>>7808985
>The 'go 'za shit was started by a shitcagoan
So Chocago is full of autists as well as niggers. I say we take off and nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
>>7810363
>>calling veggies rabbit food
you're the real flyover.
Based Chicago, driving these nu-males with their meme """"""""""food"""""""""" into spastic fits.
>>7808867
Frozen Cali blend on a sandwich? Whoever is responsible for this should be sterilized.
What exactly is it about Chicago that makes nu-males behave so autistically?
Are they really that upset that they're stuck in meme cities like NY or LA? You can always leave.
>>7810326
This is what Brits call pudding.
>it's a nu-male thread
>>7808760
>stuffed
>not a 'go 'za
>>7808893
this looks terrifyingly nasty
>>7810545
>can't into Portillos
>can't into Mr. Beef
Has an opinion. Lol
>>7810562
I have no idea what you're talking about, but it looks like they just boiled some beef and put some veggies on top.
>>7810584
People only say that they like that shit because they're fucking confused on how that mess tastes
>>7808749
I came here to agree but those cheesecakes look good.
as long as the texture is good and not mangled beyond beliefe I've never tried a bad cheesecake, new york style or any other style.
>>7810464
It's gardenia mix.
...which is basically just pickled cali blend. It's not very good, honestly. I'd really just have pickled jalapenos.
>>7808749
okay i'll try my best: you're wrong
wow that was easy
>>7810584
>don't know
That's why you fail.
>>7808749
Gene & Judes, best dawg in the city. Ask for ketchup.
>>7810663
Maybe I'm just picky but most cheesecake is dogshit, there's only one place that does it well and it's in NYC (not Junior's which is ass)
>>7810781
>Gene & Judes
>he spells it wrong
>>7810781
I honestly think Superdawg is the best.
>>7810809
Superdawg is trash
>>7810781
Wieners circle is pretty gud
>>7810815
Their wieners are the best. My only complaint is that you have to buy the combo box, which is just not quite enough food for a meal, whereas two combo boxes would be too much. I'd prefer just getting two dogs without the fries.
>>7808749
Man I love me some Italian Beef. It's just a french dip with delicous giardineria. Extra spicy marconi is my shit. Also like to put some peppercorn jack on mine, but faggot Chicagoans are territorial about their stupid choices. Usually the same joints that make those are pizza joints, so getting pic related is the GOAT pizza.
Deep dish is fucking good too. It's like a pizza and a lasagna fucked, and that bad boy was made.
It's like people just decided to hate, then formed half-baked reasons why to do it. Yes, Chicagoans are fucking faggots, but those two are good.
The dog though... Why in the fuck would I want a pickle spear that's as big or larger than my sausage? Fucking dumb.
>>7811007
>It's like people just decided to hate, then formed half-baked reasons why to do it.
Nu-males are literally incapable of logic and reason.
>>7811019
It's made by smelly dago immigrants.
We don't care how "authentico" Old World Mexico thinks it is.
>>7811007
The dog is better than any Italian beef, combo, pizza, or whatever.
And most people take off the pickle spear and eat it on the side; there's already relish.
>>7811019
natoli's says you dont know what youre talking about fool.
>>7811007
Nigga, the chi-dawg is literally a history book of immigration. Don't form opinions on things you are ignorant about.
>>7808762
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>>7808940
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>>7811012
>nu-male
>nu-males
>flyovers
>go za
So many memes in one thread.
WA LA
>>7811057
Nu-male:
>lives outside of the midwest
>posts "flyover" and "goza" memes (with his wife's son)
>generally prematurely balding, clad in thick-rimmed glasses and anachronistic facial hair
>severely triggered by chicago and midwestern cuisine
It's not difficult.
there is nothing better.
>>7811066
Just meme my shit up
>>7811181
Nice non sequitur there, go back to your quarantine zone >>>/pol/ and boil up some chef boi-are-dee for din dins tonight white trash faggot
>>7811238
>be god-fearing, honest, white anglo-saxon protestant (i.e. true) american
>import hoards of unwashed wops to toil in your stockyards
>begin to notice that these workers are creating some sort of beef-based gruel resembling a sandwich
>refer to it as "italian" so respectable people know to stay away from it
>>7811254
I think it didn't work as """italian cusine"""" seems to be very popular in america, keep eating that shit like every anglo of this world.
>>7808909
>>7811068
Deep dish is one thing. I would eat it if someone offered it, it's its own separate thing from normal pizza.
But hot dogs are hot dogs. There is no room for discussion as to what goes on them.
>>7811019
In America, "Italian" is shorthand for something which either involves salami or giardiniera, just like "Greek" is shorthand for feta cheese and oregano
>>7808940
>le numale
You can scream this all you want. It will never make shitcagos food not shit
>>7811398
What cesspool did this "nu-male" crap leak out of all of a sudden?
>>7811398
Please leave Numale your kind isn't welcomed here.
Nu-males come from the Coasts, but it looks like they're starting to pop up in the South too.
Anywhere outside of the Midbest, basically.
>>7811413
When "at least we're not the south" became the joke
>>7811439
Oh shit, I've been saying that for years...
>>7808902
>here's some random vegetables on top for no good reason
lmao fucking giardiniera is GOAT on everything
I live on the west coast and have Iowan relatives. Passing through Chicago is one of my favorite parts of seeing those fuckers. Its only because of the food. The city is a complete shithole
>>7811304
Kraut and spicy mustard are all a good hot dog needs.
...maybe toss some bacon or caramelized onions on there if you're feeling a little saucy.
>>7811580
>tomatoes, pickles, and relish are insane
>bacon or caramelized onions are perfectly acceptable
Sounds like someone who's never eaten a hot dog with a balance of flavors before.
>>7811590
>onions and sausage
>a combination so unusual you feel the need to greentext is sarcastically
Now I understand why the flyover meme exists.
