>you will never taste lembas bread
What are some fictional foods you would kill to taste?
if i wanted lemon bread i'd just get the buttercream lemon cake from del friscos
Irradiated mac and cheese.
Soylent Green?
>>7806575
give it 40 years.
Mutfruit.
>>7806547
Get out of here, nutrition!
An anarchy burger.
>>7806520
I dunno anon, it just looks like an oatcake.
Estus from dark souls
>>7806630
Isn't that just a bottle of fire?
Any of the food from the Redwall series of books.
>>7806599
Hold the government
so many neopets food.
15 years later and i still want.
>>7806649
the fuck is a neopet?
>>7806651
Pleb
>>7806651
underage b&
>>7806649
you could make a lot of them
one of those is just a mushroom omlette doe
aliantha
In a safe environment could you substitute "kill" with "rape"? They are both terribly extravagant reactions to wanting something; hardly worth consideration. Rather than taking by force, use logic and hunger through the wilderness until it manifests some treasure-berries.
>>7806666
>Super Satan wants to eat mind-altering rape berries
>what a surprise
>>7806520
its not fictional but when I was a lil fat kid I used to skim through asterix to get to the feast at the end
Those boars looked fuckin amazing
>>7806520
lembas bread is supposed to be bland tasting bread that instantly fills your stomach when you eat a tiny piece of it. its really not something youd want to taste
>>7806520
chicago pizza. im convinced it doesnt actually exist and is just a meme
>>7806674
"It is said that a person can walk the whole length and breadth of the Land eating only treasure-berries, and return home stronger and better fed than before."
You do not need many. And the taste is better if you eat slowly. Also doesn't stop Covenant from committing rape.
bachelor chow
I imagine its tastes like cereal and gravy
>>7806686
I loved those wild boars too
>>7806686
This, only I'm not murrikan and I remember the one where asterix discovers America and they eat turkey and i always wanted to try Turkey after reading it. Eventually dad caved in and made a Turkey for Christmas, it was delicious
>>7806718
yeah, I'm also not murrikan but I also want turkey, shit looks delicious
>>7806718
How did he make it, is he a turkey hen?
>>7806726
I'm Australian and nobody had ever done a turkey for christmas so I did it in 2014
turned out nice
but last year I did a whole roulade turkey and it went incredibly quickly, nobody took any pictures of it though :/
>>7806733
Good turkey are at least 20lb.
Get a bigger one next time.
>>7806733
thats actually the first turkey I ever cooked because I was worried that I would screw it up so I cooked it for myself and my housemates in november of 2014
>>7806736
I got the biggest turkey I could, 6kg
>>7806731
I'm imagining some hipster hot sauce
>>7806743
That's a small turkey.
>>7806747
yeah but this is Australia
Krabby Patty
>>7806659
More likely 40+ years old
Kids today probably still play neopets
>>7806750
Then the answer is clearly to start a turkey farm.
>>7806758
why dont you
>>7806750
Indeed. We get normal turkeys in Australia, not hormone-enhanced super turkeys. They're delicious.
>>7806716
>now with flavor
I imagine it has a texture similar to KIX, with similar flavor, but yeah, probably a meaty gravy as well.
It seems like a combination of wet and dry dog food.
>>7806767
They sell those here in America too. They just cost 4 times more.
The strange obsession with getting meat down to under 2 USD/lb here is creepy. But lot's of people buy through small farms, or just shoot the damned things themselves. It's not like they've never just wandered through my parking area.
lemon cakes
lamprey pie
a bowl of brown
Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphioparaomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon
>>7806799
yeah a meaty gelatinous gravy
All of Dragon's Crown food makes me hungry.
Don't play this game on an empty stomach
anything from rupture farms really
Spice cakes
>>7806649
was gonna post this
specially wanna try a tchea fruit desu
>>7806823
I really want to try and make those pea croquettes!
It all looks so good, except the myconid soup. Aren't they intelligent?
Here have some brown ass I keep posting for no reason. Not really /ck/ related but everything deserves a reward.
Relative to Dragon's Crown: Dungeon Meshi. In order to save carrying space while traveling down a magical dungeon, a group of 4 cooks various things from said dungeon into really tasty looking dishes, complete with faux recipes.
The Dwarf's been doing it for years, the Human was always interested in doing it, the halfling doesn't have much of an opinion and the elf is very against it but does it anyways.
>>7806837
posting my favorite: Jewel Bugs
>>7806842
Treasure bugs rather
>>7806520
>classic maxresdefault.jpg
>>7806860
I love minor world building
>>7806861
Stop quoting yourself newfag
>>7806520
Eggs Woodhouse
>>7806807
Good to hear. Pity about the price problem, where engineered stuff is much more affordable. We experience some of that issue here due to the multinational corporations.
>>7806880
Mimics in Dungeon Meshi are hermit crabs and make me hungry too. Anyways the end
Not fictional, but Original Nazi Brand Fanta
>tfw you will never sink your teeth deep into a ripe, juicy wumpa
there's this donald duck comic when his nephews go over to scrooge's house everyday to listen to his stories and scrooge makes these sandwiches that looked glorious. wish i had a picture but it was probably 17 years since i read it.
>>7806882
why the fuck did you post all that
>>7806864
>a fucking dorf using chopsticks
Goddamnit japan.
![fantaklassik[1].jpg_itok=cp3Aw-Q5.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZFt5wC2.jpg "fantaklassik[1].jpg_itok=cp3Aw-Q5.jpg")
>>7806911
probably not the nazi classic but this is being markteted recently
>>7806837
fucking love that mango
Whenever I see a thread like this I'm reminded that I spend time on a website full of children, having conversations with children pretending to be adults.
Fuck I need to stop coming here.
>>7807149
The fast food threads and freakshow videos didn't reveal that to you earlier?
At least this thread isn't advertising and simply a bit of fun.
>>7807149
>Fuck I need to stop coming here.
Spice, even though I couldn't understand Dune with 145iq.
I should probably try to read it again now that it's been 10 years.
inb4 underage, I was 15 and IQ tested last time I tried
>>7807239
I was IQ tested and got something in that neighborhood as well. I didn't have any problem with dune, though
Just as a reminder, when you were growing up it was considered parental best practice to tell your kids they're geniuses. Current research suggests this is actually a really bad idea
You may want to consider the possibility that the IQ test you took may have been a little less than valid as a measure of aptitude
Don't take this the wrong way, I hope you haven't developed this self image that you're an underachieving genius. Just some food for thought
>>7807254
I didn't take it literally. I just couldn't understand Herbert's STRANGE ass writing style.
No smart person would take their IQ seriously, it's almost all pattern recognition and autists always score high as fuck.
My teacher administered it though and shat herself when I got 20 points on her, which made me proud.
>>7807239
no one understood Dune. Not even Lynch.
>>7806641
Yes! The cordial sounded so delicious
>>7807127
With or without the sun-dried tomatoes?
Those giant pillbugs from Emperor's New Groove. It looked like they made the innards like twice-baked potatoes, then packed it back into the shell to be sucked out.
I don't know what bug meat is like, especially with that much, but I bet butter and breadcrumbs would help.
>>7806731
I know a real life "liquid fire". It's called a vodka.
>>7806923
I always imagined they would taste like something between a peach and a mango with skin similar to that of a plum
>>7807642
Wood lice are related to crustacean. So a giant one would probably taste like shellfish.
>>7806923
>mfw Crash is coming back
>>7807610
with, i just won't eat them
>>7806520
Romulan ale
>>7807061
fun part, they had a advertisement that basically said "just like the good old times" they changed it rather quickly. And yes it's pretty close to the classic if my grandfather is right.
>>7806520
One of those make-believe dishes from Hook.
>>7806649
I remember years ago that someone was actually going through and making some of the neopets foods and posting the recipes they came up with on a petpage.
It would have been interesting but they really only made super basic shit, like cupcakes.
>>7808207
haha noice, didnt see that advertisment
anything made on Chowder
>>7806823
>What are some fictional foods you would kill to taste?
>toasted bread
I wonder whether the weather would effect the taste.
Tree stars. Littlefoot made that shit sound like cocaine.
>>7806520
Not fictional, but everytime I played Muramasa it never failed making me hungry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIxr8zQqFbw
>>7808406
Thanks for the clip; that is a really cool design decision. Whatever they spent on that animation was definitely worth it.
>>7806716
That's not fictional
>>7808406
Miso soup, tofu (fuck reading menus)
>If at least there was sake...
Soba shop :
Steamed white rice
>Whoa, that's something!
>Not bad.
Kitsune udon
>Not bad
>Whoa, that's something!
Herring soba
>I feet it going through my body (that one sound weird in French too)
Tempura udon
>see previous sentences.
>>7806692
Would Love IT for loosing weight
>>7806718
I'm (a fucking leaf) used to Turkey being served every Christmas. What does your dad usually make? Ham?
>>7806520
2D Pussy
>>7806863
Stop calling people newfags if you're ignorant of basic comicposting decorum.
>>7807054
Is this your first time on an image board?
>>7807054
>Why are you posting fictional food in a thread about fictional food
Otik's fried potato skins
also dwarven spirits
>>7806641
>>7807928
I was wondering when the Trek crowd was finally going to show up
Hasperat
>>7808610
>Trek
Just buy a Giant and cut out the middleman
>>7807054
Cause it was awesome? Please don't post again for at least a month.
>>7808249
This.
>>7806826
Them Scrab cakes always seemed tasty to me
>>7806823
Those are some funny-looking enoki mushrooms.
>>7806646
If you think you're free, try walking into a deli and urinating on the cheese
>>7806911
You got me to read about it. Apparently the formula varied quite a bit over the course of the war, since they were basically improvising with whatever supplies they could get.
>>7806870
Nice. Woodhouse dead though now man
Dwarf bread.
>>7808927
It's what wild enoki look like. The enoki you are thinking of are cultivated to look like that by growing in bottles with a plastic sleeve to increase CO2 and stimulate the long stipe and small cap.
>>7806823
>>7806825
Oh man this reminds me of the Redwall series. I remember reading the sections about food and just wishing I could live in the world.
>>7807265
Really? I recently read it for the first and seemed simple enough.
>>7806767
>if its a normal sized turkey its all jacked up on hormones and shit
Ive personally seen wild turkeys that are fucking huge
>>7807688
No love for the literal liquid fire drain cleaner?
>>7806716
>>7809048
My brethren.
And then you find out that elderflower-flavored anything is really odd-tasting, and dandelion doesn't really go with with anything.
The gnome bowls and crunchies from RuneScape
>>7808406
Looks like the designers from Tinklebell took a break from creating their futanari games and helped out with the food in this game.
>>7809093
>additcive
>>7807254
You are such a faggot. Holy shit.
>>7809122
I wish your fucking mushroom sauce abortion was fictional
>What are some fictional foods you would kill to taste?
a bottle of wine WORTH more than $50
>>7807261
Dune isn't that difficult to understand and Herbert's writing style is very basic.. Narration is easy to follow, scenes are basically people entering rooms and talking, etc.
The Dune books are rather dense, which is probably why you had difficulties with them. They are definitely books worth reading over and over again.
His earlier pulp fiction works range from sub-par (The Eyes of Heisenberg, The Green Brain) to pretty good (Soul Catcher, Hellstrom's Hive).
>>7808327
Holy shit that was my favorite book growing up. The food always looked amazing.
>>7806520
Green eggs and ham, though I don't know that I would kill, more like mildly injure.
>>7809237
Found the sheltered millennial
>>7809106
Oh man, don't crush my dreams. Those books are just straight comfort.
I remember the spice coffee in Dune sounded pretty good
>>7809312
>>7809032
Huh. Now I know, thanks.
>>7809543
I was shown Flammulina velutipes (enoki) in the wild and couldn't believe it... looks completely different. Pretty common in north temperate forests all over the world.
>>7809025
Like from the Discworld books? If so I'm imagining something like stale sourdough with a hint of sawdust.
>>7809086
A gal I worked with used to raise turkeys occasionally on her farm. The biggest she saw was somewhere around 40 pounds.
>>7806645
Pork Belly Is basically that anon. And I do recommend trying out recipes with it.
>>7806758
Please no. Assuming the turkeys survived in Australia they'll have evolved into super turkeys in about 20 years. It'll be africanized bees all over again.
>>7809032
>>7809543
yeah, a comparison
Cultivated Enokitake is grown in low-light conditions too to keep them pale.
>>7809707
Walrus or seal would be closer still.
>>7806520
the food at the giant ghost's feast in Mickey's Christmas Carol always made my mouth water. I wanted to taste all of it, it looks so delicious.
>>7809748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2QqxfXBUHA
Should have added the video, you can see it better here.
>>7809712
>Great turkey war of 2036
We might have to plea for an alliance with the Emus.
>>7806882
Thank you Anon, I enjoyed reading that.
Gonna go look for more
>>7806666
I had to look this up and this is literally what I found on the wiki
>"Aliantha bears also the colloquial name “treasure-berry”, which fits well together with cuddly star-browed neigh-neigh horseys and the usual shipful of BFGs"
What the fuck? Is this a book or some shit? I need to read up on my angelic neigh neigh horsies.
When I was an obese child the cloudy with a chance of meatballs illustrated book was a fat kids fever dream.
>>7806581
depends on who wins the election, if hillary gets elected you will probably see it in the next 4 years
>>7806870
i've got the recipe for that lying around somewhere
>>7810288
>>7806870
>>7810293
>>7810295
>>7810298
>>7806575
IT'S PEOPLE
>>7806767
Wild turkeys are usually 15-20 lbs. You guys are eating child turkeys
what does it taste like?
>>7806520
Pretty much any food described in any Redwall book.
I get hungry just fucking thinking about it.
>>7806520
The forbidden fruit
>>7809686
Just imagine being that hungry.
>>7810345
I want to know as well, that part when onion bro made estus soup in the mansion in the boreal valley
>>7810345
It would probably burn you pretty badly if you weren't undead.
>>7810761
Just like mama used to forge
>>7811555
Doesn't that canonically turn your piss blue!?
I wanted to try Victory. And radscorpion casserole. I made a deathclaw omelette using the closest real-world substitutes I could find... turns out you don't mix apples (or pears), cheese, and crab meat.
I do want to try deathclaw, and nightstalker eggs. Not because I think it would be good but because fuck them.
>>7808573
Actually the canon says it's 4500kcal per serving, so you'd still be a sad fat fuck
Senzu Beans
Eclipse Phase. I would probably eat the shit out of Comfurt.
>>7811555
Are you playing with fucking arrow keys?
>>7806807
The ones in my area are super dumb because even though it's legal nobody hunts them. You could probably just walk up to one and club it on the head .
>>7806686
>skim
Man, you should pick them up and try reading it again. They're a comfy read.
>>7808327
Reminded me of a couple other food books from my childhood. The Giant Jam Sandwich and The Biggest Sandwich ever. Both of those looked delicious, minus the hornets in the jam sandwich
>>7811979
No, I'm downloading the first nuka-cola quantum bottle I see off google image search.
>>7809106
Elderflower cider is pretty good.
>>7810761
Dude I haven't eaten in something like 6 hours, I AM that hungry!
>>7810007
Yes, it's a series of 10 novels by Stephen R. Donaldson. It has a frequently unlikable "ultimate saviour/destroyer" main character who is transported into a fantasy world and who wields "wild magic". He frequently battles with loss of sanity. The first novel is supposed to be where most people stop reading because of a case of spontaneous act of rape. Bear in mind that I have only read the first novel.
I enjoyed his series of 5 novels (condensed now into 4) The Gap Cycle. That series definitely registers as morbid, low morality science fiction, and in short order.
those candys from jimmy neutron
>>7813551
I think they actually produced those, I don't remember really
>>7813557
I was actually wrong. Probably supplanted memories from watching it.
>>7806520
Anything from metal slug
>>7807239
>not being able to understand a children's book
>>7813551
Dude, those were crack.
What I want is the chewing gum that contains a book.
>>7810379
It must taste like all the knowledge of the word going trough your eyes
>>7814125
>15
>145 IQ tested
>book made no sense, like some kind of tryhard script for a movie no one cared about
Frank Herbert is a massive idiot with zero writing skills, what else do you need to know?
/ck/ Went to shit when you got here disagree-with-everything-to-make-myself-look-intelligent chan.
We can tell who you are from thread to thread so why not stop posting?
The fucking movies weren't out when I first attempted to read it, so I didn't have caveman-context when I picked it up. Sorry?
I can't wait for your ban, friend.
The pumpkin soup from Zelda Twilight Princess.
>>7813551
I think it would taste like a gobstopper but a bit richer
>>7814221
dear god yes!
Also all that food from Spirited Away
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. The closest approximation I can make is mixing Stroh 160 proof rum 2:1 with concentrated lemon juice.
>>7806520
>fictional food
>has a pic of it
anyways. it's gotta be Tastee Wheat
>>7806525
>being this illiterate
LEMBAS Bread not LEMON bread
>>7814221
Right there with you.
Or Grandma's Soup from Wind Waker.
That stuff looked so good
The Hook feast
>>7810345
Sprite mixed with peach flavoring.
>>7808522
>google "gamerfood"
>first hit is CSGO cheat for sale
>compile our C++ demo code on your local
system
nah, im gud m8
>>7806520
Chosen one dick
>>7806520
just looks like hard tack desu
>>7809090
I sell this stuff at a hardware store and I'm constantly annoyed by two things
1. Desperately trying to warn people not to fuck themselves up using this stuff
2. Getting bothered by Meth-heads who buy it (for cooking meth), claim it doesn't work and try to refill the bottle with water to get a bigger return on their investment (protip, Liquid Fire is much more dense than water)
>>7814766
Mmmm whole-grain hard-tack. I hope you've got good teeth and some liquids to get that down.
I'd like to state for the record that I hate elves and this sounds like their immortal hippie-asses. Maybe they lucked out and it's more like an ANZAC biscuit though.
>>7808592
Damn is that a reaction image from the forbidden zone? Why's it in color anon
>>7809538
You actually need blue food coloring for the eggs.
Ninja Turtle's pizza
>>7806751
Good answer
Dornish peppers
Skooma
Tomacco
>>7808998
Aww man seriously? :(
Did he overdose?
>>7806520
Umpty candy master race reporting
>>7814816
Nothing quite like pizza that's been in a sewer.
>>7806755
>Children in current year plating something with next to no mobile support
The whole virtual pet fad has been dead for years anyway.
>>7810345
ayahuasca and orange juice
minus the whole 200 years thing
>>7810379
GNOSIS. That's the taste.
>>7814200
Not him but its a young adult fiction book that's easy as fuck to follow, and I don't even like that fucking book.
Try the silmarrilion if you want a challenging read, shits as dense as the fucking bible.
And for the thread, reptar bars and the mutha fukken 5th flavor from KND
>>7814882
Or just picked up off the street.
Krabby Patty
a Duff
or that burger from that one episode
>>7814758
>being a noob
Also dock associate with team gamer food ever. Although in saying that every on vg is a gamer food dood
>>7807642
Why is he blowing the pillbug?
Some nice hot fire flakes
grilled ayyy lmao
>>7806882
Thanks always a good read
>>7815398
Is there ever was a film that got me OFF food.
>>7815512
what, not eXistenZ?
>>7813545
The rape was my favorite part. I stopped reading once it became clear there wouldn't be anymore raping. He's an awful writer, can't believe he was published.
>>7814816
There's a lot of tasty looking cartoon pizza, but that one just looks like assholes
![tumblr_nqax6nH5Ux1uxvvvzo1_500[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/Toh38dA.gif "tumblr_nqax6nH5Ux1uxvvvzo1_500[1].gif")
>>7806520
>What are some fictional foods you would kill to taste?
Cartoon/Anime Meat on "Generic Bone".
>>7806686
Boar? really? Wild boar? You get that everywhere. Especially Europe. They are basically a pest here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p5x0nxtqVs
>>7815519
I find that stuff strangely appetizing.
Anyways Loki's eating contest in the Danish cartoon Valhalla has always made me hungry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX0DPZsCt7E
I have no idea what these this food from spirited away it, I just know I want some.
>>7815556
all the food in studio gibli movies!
>>7815540
Aren't breadcrumbs powdered toast?
Magnusson's meal
>>7815556
sticky/oily fried noodles drenched in meat sauce
>>7814415
I always wanted to know what that colored mash was.
>>7815562
DELICIOUS
MICROWAVE
CASSEROLE
i want to smoke some longbottom leaf or some old toby. hobbits get all the best shit. its no fair
>>7806692
nah that's cram, lembas is the elf version which owns.
it's still bottom-tier elf food, though, it's literally elf hardtack.
