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Something terrible happened today. There I was at the local
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Something terrible happened today.

There I was at the local butcher. I planned on buying four steaks. One for me, one for my brother, one for my father, and one for my mother. Nice ones. New York Striploin.

After waiting in front of the meat, a lady with attractive features "greeted" me.

"Yes?"

"Hey. Can I get four steaks?"

"I could tell you like to eat, but I didn't know you could eat that much. Why don't you just take two?"

She stared at me straight faced. No emotion. No joking smile - this was no laughing matter. I stumbled over my sentences in my head.

"All right".

And I left. I had to drive back home in my Jeep and tell my parents there would be no steak tonight. I offered to order pizza.

Do I really look that fat? Why would a complete stranger, albeit a beautiful one, criticize someone like that out of the blue?
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haha! That crazy 'go style!!
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>>7772729
Because that someone uses a trip
>>>/trash/
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>>7772729
I'll take "things that never happened" for 1000 Alex.
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Timestamp or gtfo.
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>>7772729
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Jesus christ. You're the most pathetic person I've ever met
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>>7772750
is this a new meem? or do people not understand what a trip is anymore?
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>>7772885
tripfaggot ge outts
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>>7772729
YOU ARE A FUCKING FAGGOT FOR THINKING WHAT A DUMB BITCH SAID TO YOU, who fucking cares m8 you just dissapointed your whole family today
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>>7772896

Should've looked her in the eye and said "I'd eat anything but you" and go to another butcher.
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