>get 20 chickens for my backyard because I love eggs
Stop liking eggs after 6 months and now i'm stuck with these chickens.
>get 5 beehives for my backyad because I love honey
Got a lifetime supply after 1 harvest and now i'm stuck with these bees.
Food is a meme
>>7769675
sell them to neighbors you idiot
How much of a faggot are you that you are tired of your chickens? Just butcher them if you don't want them anymore and sell the bees. Jesus.
>>7769675
>he doesn't love his chickens
>he doesn't say sweet nothings to them as they coo in their awful chicken screech
>fuck bees
Seriously consider suicide
well I got attached to them that's why i can't give them away or kill them faggots
>>7769675
why would you buy a commercial amount of work animals if you're only feeding you'reself?
>>7769675
how do you not have a great time with 20 chickens?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u8VDbFUjHmI
>>7769696
>he thinks 20 chickens is a commercial amount
>>7769695
sell the fucking eggs?
sell the fucking honey?
Never buy that many chickens unless you're going to dispatch some for eating.
You could turn that beehive into some easy cash selling to restaurants who specialize in locally grown food.
damn I'm probably going to run into this too. I love so many different breeds but it would get out of hand if I got them all. i'm trying to limit to 10
>>7769712
I'm pretty sure he was saying he got attached to the chickens, not the bees.
>>7769707
>he thinks you need 20 chickens to feed a family of 4.5
>>7769787
Regardless, he can still keep the chickens and sell the eggs to some store, or a farm near him that doesn't have eggs
He can even sell them to the bakery like this anon said along with the honey
>>7769740
He can start baking himself, give them to his friends, he can do so much
Give them to a soup kitchen or something
>>7769695
this has to be bait
>>7769675
I pay like 8 bucks a pound for local honey cuz it's the only way I get through allergy season. A spoonful of local honey each morning keeps me from having severe hay fever
>>7769695
Just poison them so you dont have to watch them die and after that you can eat their meat.
what's the ideal amount of chickens to have so i dont hate them
>>7769824
40-48
OP, you know eggs also have more uses than you probably think
Start making breaded pork or breaded chicken breast
Start using eggs on ground beef when making meet loaf and salisbury steak
Pancakes, waffles, you name it
You can even get into painting with the yolk as a base for the paint
>>7769675
Sell eggs and honey friendo.
Get ducks for their eggs as well. you can sell them as gourmet baking eggs.
>>7769838
>meet loaf
I wish I could afford to have some bees.
>>7769690
>>7769675
>20 chickens
>5 beehives
Why did you get so many? Could you have gotten away with 5 chickens and 1 beehive?
>>7770080
some people have a problem where they dive into a hobby head first. it's like those guys who buy 5k kitchen knives to learn how to cook
>>7769707
>he thinks commercial means industrial
>>7769675
If you're from the midwest you can just fuck them .
What do you mean you've never fucked a chicken? Let me explain to you what chickens are for, Europoor. Chickens are for fucking. That's literally what chickens mean!
If you in any way don't hold the same point of view on this you're factually wrong and know nothing about AMERICA
t. Midwesterners
Make the chickens and the bees fight each other to the death.
>not eating the bees
or better yet
>not gassing them with engine exhaust to sleep them all and then putting a tiny little nylon noose on all of them, attaching them all to the end of a pole, and then bee-jousting people you don't like or just whoever you happen to find
Do like, a cat of nine tails but with bees. Become the beeman.
>>7769675
>sick of honey
literally what
>>7769675
kill the chickens, or give me them.
>>7769675
Make mead and pickled eggs to sell.
>>7769675
>20 chickens
>5 beehives
I think I see your problem
>>7770493
>bee whip
Good god man
>>7769821
Actually kekked. We trying to kill OP? Hahahaha
>>7769675
No sense of proportion.
Typical American.
>>7769817
>anon is a witch
>>7769838
You can also use egg as soap
>>7769763
Don't mix chicken breeds. Sometimes you get lucky and get a Yugoslavia. But usually you end up with a rewanda.
>>7770529
>mead pickles eggs
>mead poached eggs
>mead with egg
>carbonara with mead
What did you do op?
>>7769676
This.
Also coworkers.
They also make for great gifts for the family.
Try breeding bars and selling new hives to farms.
>Starting with maximum possible amount you could handle working with
It's called "ramping up"
>>7769675
Try selling it at your local market if you have too much. You might as well nake the most of it if you're stuck with all that shit
>>7772384
im just going to keep them and sell the eggs. too pussy to give the chickens away
>>7772425
Get a rooster. Won't take long until you look forward to wringing their necks.
Friendly advice, keep a 2x4 by the back door for when you visit the coop.
>>7770493
The Pain should have had this weapon
>>7769675
Honey prices are at a historic high you dumb nigger. Even more so if its local home-raised. Take dat shit to a farmers market and make mad bank. Sell it with big chunks of hive still in it that shits meme gold.
As for the eggs who doesn't have a use for lots of eggs? Bake really rich desserts and pastry and sell that shit too. There are plenty of recipes out there that use up to 9 egg yolks and the whites can make a shit ton of meringue macaroons which are also swpl gold.
>>7769690
"i love you hilda"
"CAWWK CAW CAW CAW"
>>7770283
t. Cluckold
>>7769821
Do you live in Austin? Its all these transplants saying that faggot crap.
>>7772701
>Sell it with big chunks of hive still in it that shits meme gold.
I've seen tourists pay a premium to eat honey straight from the comb. If OP plays his cards right at the farmers market he'll get paid more for less work.
>>7773210
>paid more for less work
Any other food memes like this?
>>7769803
If he bakes himself how would he sell the meat from himself?
>>7770495
Where in the fuck do you see "sick of honey"? Are you a fucking tard?
>Got a lifetime supply after 1 harvest and now i'm stuck with these bees.
>>7769675
>starting with 5 hives
