Come up with a retarded burger idea
Sesame seed buns
Non-aged goat cheese a la chevre
Black pepper
Whole mint leaves
Tomato-onion jam
Ground turkey
Gluten free buns.
A whole slice of canned pineapple.
Mozzarella cheese
Ground pork and spam burger
Ketchup
Dried slices of coconut.
I call it "The world famous Hawaiian burger".
Plain buns.
Tomato Sauce (not ketchup).
Sausage
Mozzarella.
I call it: "Tthe 'go 'ger"
blueberrywaffles for buns
about an inch of pepperoni slices
ketchup
maple syrup
this is really more of a sandwich
>>7759096
someone thought this was a good idea
https://www.wendys.com/en-us/hamburgers/bacon-mozzarella-cheeseburger
>Slices of Garlic Bread for buns
>Spread of Garlic Jam
>Garlic Cheese Stuffed Ground Pork
>One Onion Ring
>Sour Cream
The Vampire Slayer
>>7759233
And a toothpick to hold it together!
>>7759247
I just changed my mind about this, fuck the sour cream, it's gonna be 3 tablespoons of english mustard
>sourdough
>cranberry dressing
>fried potato wedges
>gravy
>a layer of garlic sauteed green beans
>turkey burger
I call it 'thanks for the heart attack'
>>7759096
Peanut butter and grape jelly sandwiches for buns
Chicken fingers
Three logs of "string cheese"
Pickled beets
Grilled on a panini press
Two slices of white bread, torn apart and hit with a torch
Pickled romaine hearts
A sun dried tomato, chopped, in a shotglass then filled with whiskey
Raw, shredded leek
A loose pile of unseasoned, cooked ground meat, surrounded by a small block of salt, 5 peppercorns, a thimble of whole celery seeds, and a Worcester sauce foam
"Artistic" shitsmears of sauces
Served on a square of shale
Comes with a mini fryer-basket full of tempura parsnips and a desert that looks like moss scrapped off a log.
>>7759096
No clue for the toppings, but
> Mix Beef and Chorizo
> Shape meat into a Volcano
> Put a layer of a good melty cheese in the bottom of the pocket, add some hot peppers too
> Crack an Egg into the hole
> Gently fold over the meat to create a pocket
> Experiment with cooking times so the yolk is still runny
> Once you figure that out, serve the Krakatoa Burger
>bun
>Leaf of lettuce
>optional condiments
>Onion
>Tomatoes
>Pickles
>Slice of preferred cheese
>And a mother fucking veggie pattie
>Awww yissssss
>A whole fucking garden between two buns
>Fucking moist as shit right now
>Dick is rock hard
>Vegan as fuck
>Vegan cheese that refuses to melt
>ohyesididnigger
>Gluten-free raisin bread
>Casu marzu
>Cilantro and bayleaf
>Durian
>Sliced century egg
>Escargot patty flambe-cooked with jenkum
>Sauce made of old bacon fat, kiefer, pink himalayan rock salt, tequila and cream of mushroom soup poured over the whole thing
I call it the Demon Slayer, has a nice ring to it don't you think?
>>7759119
Dude. That's a fucking Big Kahuna Burger.
Pretzel buns
chunks of blue cheese
rosemary sprigs
hot mustard
tiny meatballs
cold potato soup spooned over the meatballs
>sourdough bread
>brussel sprouts
>kimchi
>goat milk cheese
>soy patty
>barbeque sauce
now vomit
>>7760268
thats absolutely disgusting
>>7759129
that sounds good tho
>kill op
>Mince his buttocks
>Make burgers
Now
THAT'S
a retarded burger
>>7760453
He asked for retarded burgers, so I went full retard with the recipe.
>>7759096
Sesame seed buns are fucking delicious.
>>7759233
I'm drooling. Actually.
>disc shaped rice patties fried into discs to use as buns
>wasabi mayo
>smoked salmon
>avocado
>kimchi
>another rice patty bun
>cheese on top of the bun
>black sesame seeds on top of the cheese
>>7760268
>yfw it actually tastes delicious
>buns made of dried poo
>the stuff between the buns will consist of curry, peppers, and wet poo
>will be called The Indian
>>7759096
This is a Bob's Buger's thread, they're trying to make you do their job for them.
>>7760743
This sounds really good minus the cheese.
>>7759096
>Poppy seed hard roll
>fig jelly
>buffalo cheese
>pear
>medium rare bundy size burger
jk/lol That burger would rool
>>7759096
>goat cheese a la chevre
>goat cheese a la goat
that is pretty retarded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LItNFP7icUw
Bread
Burger
Pineapple
Other condiments are optional, but won't save it.
>>7760136
I think Big Boy in Japan had something like this as a special a few years ago. Wasn't shaped like a volcano though but it was a hamburg with a fried egg and cheese inside.
>>7760205
>being so vegan you couldnt even finish typing a normal post without telling everyone you're vegan.
G
>>7759096
whole wheat bun
fried egg
avocado
brie cheese
sirracha
90/10 beef
>>7762070
>90/10 beef
Don't lie fatty
This thread. This fucking thread. This FUCKING THREAD reminded me of the greatest sellout my hometown produced. THE SASEBO BURGER. After some famous movie series was shot in this town containing a scene of a old semi-famous biker burger shop/bar the god damn burger business in this town exploded. Sasebo Burger this Sasebo Burger that. This god damn character was fucking everywhere too.
Back then people would ask where I was from and the reaction was normal. Since this fucking burger my hometown has become a living Meme.
>Where are you from?
>Sasebo
>SASEBO BAAAGAAA!!!
The burger itself isn't even that great.
>>7761895
Chevre is the name of the cheese butthead
>>7762391
Chèvre is also goat in French, hence his comment
It's a retarded name
