Hello everyone, and welcome to Cooking with Papyrus, in today's episode we'll be preparing, well, Spaghetti of course!
To begin we're gonna need a Pot of boiling water and some spaghetti.
Wait a minute, Yesterday's spaghetti is still here.
>>7758046
If you sound like joel from vinesause i'm cool with it.
Oh well, some extra spaghetti can't hurt anyone.
I hate every one of these grainy photo "instructional" cooking threads.
Fucking garbage.
It's always a tremendous shock when the moron has all the photos upright.
Ok, so, we just put some the new spaghetti on top of the old one...
>>7758062
>for diabetics
Oh boy here we go
...then we put the fire to the max
While we wait for the spaghetti to be ready, we'll be making the sauce, first, We'll need to cut some onion.
That will do
We're gonna add some tomatoes too, But I couldn't find any tomatoes, so apples will do!
>>7758092
Oh no
>>7758046
>name myself after an ancient paper and a not so ancient MS font
Once you're done cutting both, put them in the blender
>>7758092
We haven't met but I'm pretty sure I don't like you
>>7758107
stop that
Oh no. Not again.
There we go!
Looking good
>>7758123
SANS! Stop your brother.
I absent myself one week from this board to come back to fucking Papyrus himself making spaghetti.
i'm listening.
>>7758128
>implying he can stop it
>>7758060
It's not instructional, it's social. we're just keeping OP company and they are sharing their life with us for a few precious moments like tears lost in rain
>time to die
Then add some bolognese
(or whatever that red thing on the fridge was)
>>7758140
This looks like cat food. Stop it.
>>7758140
OH GOD WHAT
>>7758140
Next we need to add an egg or two!
>>7758140
MAKE IT STOP
>>7758150
Oh dear...
>>7758150
I guess this is a real...pastastrophe right?
You better eat this shit OP
what the hell is happening in this thread?
this is 2spooky4me
We'll need to add some meat, chicken or beef works, but today we'll be using canned tuna
>>7758170
>Tuna
SOMEONE CALL UNDYNE
>>7758170
Please for the love of everything good at least take off the eggshells i beg you
>>7758170
I give, just fuck my shit up op.
>>7758176
But those contain all the extra proteins!!
This is a good thread
>>7758184
I think whoever eats the spaghetti will regretti.
The only step left is mixing both the pasta and it's sauce!
I'm now emotionally invested in where this is going.
>>7758170
best thread in weeks
you can never have to many canned tuna recipes thnx man
>>7758194
Looks absolutely delicious.
ok, my brother got home before I finished hte spaghetti, give me a moment, I have some explaining to do
>>7758194
im physically uncomfortable someone call the police
>>7758205
YES
>>7758205
Sans please save us
I'm sure it's fine. Try it anon!
>>7758060
>noooooo stop contributing
I'm sure there's a cuck/fast food/'go 'za thread you can go hang out in. In fact, I'm pretty sure there's several of them
>>7758049
Dump the boiling water over your head faggot
With the spaghetti finished, we only need to serve and decorate, Sans added some Ketchup to his spaghetti too, I...think that's ok.
>>7758231
Wa la indeed
This thread is not ok on so many levels
Sans betrayed us
>>7758231
Looks super good anon. Who wants the first bite?
>>7758046
Shit it's another "ramen noodle sundae" incident.
>>7758231
WA LA
He agreed to eat it if I removed the eggshells!
>>7758245
FIRST GOOD DECISION
Madman only has 1 hp, he gunna die.
>>7758245
Rest in Pasta. The spaghetti must have gotten to OP.
what is this "sans" nonsense. is there something I'm missing here?
i want reddit to leave
go back to r/4chan
>>7758280
Papyrus's brother
He said his brother came
>>7758280
Not anymore.
Hte spaghetti was eaten!
>>7758287
You've made my work a whole lot easier.
>>7758287
M A D M A N
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>>7758287
>>7758287
WHAT
>>7758287
RIP sans
>>7758287
How could you eat that
>this whole thread
I genuinely want to make a small pot of apple tuna spaghetti now just to see what the fuck just happened
>>7758287
>>7758383
no you dont anon
Ugh I like undertale but STOP THIS
>>7758046
Please post a webm of you eating this.
>>7758287
Rest in spaghetti never forgetti
>>7758486
It would cost like three bucks what do I have to lose
The only thing I don't have is that unidentified red shit from the freezer which looks like strawberry puree or something
>>7758383
I could see making tuna patties and serving them on a bed of garlic spaghetti with applesauce on the side.
But all together all at once? Might as well take that to its logical conclusion and make a apple-tuna-pasta smoothie and chug it.
>>7758504
dignity, self respect, sanity, intestinal lining
>>7758514
>on a mongolian cooking forum
>having dignity
>>7758544
fair point
>>7758046
Toasting in an epic bread.
>>7758227
>u don lik ting u must lik even worse ting!!!!!!
Kill yourself.
>This thread
Pure gold
Oh jesus christ, not again
>this thread
I haven't laughed at a thread since a long time
Someone screencapped this right??
This thread gave me autism.
Neck yourselves underniggers.
>>7758163
underrated underrated post
>Mfw
>>7758195
is that american ketchup
Out of every board on this site I never would of thought /ck/ would have the best original meme material.
I am terrified of what unfolded. I felt my intestines explode when OP used apples instead of tomatoes. And the feeling didn't go away as the thread continued.
>this entire thread
>>7760402
>underposting
>original in any way
ok yeah
Fuck, now i'm gonna play Undertale because that silly thread convinced me to at least try
>>7761222
Protip: don't kill anyone or you'll miss the cooking with Undyne scene.
>>7758383
Don't forget red thing.
I just came from /pol/ and this is my first time here. What the FUCK am i watching ROFL
Someone screenshot this shit, this is almost as good as the sweet ramen sundae.
>>7758163
Suck farts
>>7761988
A master spaghettiore.
>>7758287
Trashing it doesn't count as eating it.
>>7758287
Oh my god
http://chirb.it/pyt2sg
>>7764695
This is almost exactly like I imagined Papyrus to sound like.
dont you guys have a /vg/ thread you can shit up?
its my first time on /ck/
this is the first thread I entered
is this what happens here
>>7764877
Sometimes.
>>7764695
Perfect Papyrus.
If this is OP let me marry you and i'll cook spaghettios errday.
>this thread
Holy shit someone screenshot this thread and the reactions. My sides are in orbit.
>>7765319
Please. This sums up the undertale fandom completely.
>Reddit: The Thread
/v/irgin here.
Yes i'm cringing.
My disgust is absolute.
I bet you didn't even eat it
>>7758287
OP RESPOND!
OP?
OP!
What the fuck did I just read.
Goddamn what an terrible autistic thread
Haha scree capping this for some sweet karma! So epic!
Top day, good sirs!!
>>7765335
I feel that way too anon
>>7758170
god have mercy and forgive OP for this crime.
>>7758287
salvaging epic bread
>this thread
Fug now I can't look at spaghetti the same way again.
This is hiarious, some make a screencap!
>>7758231
>06/07/16(Tue)17:51:22
>>7758287
06/07/16(Tue)18:08:12
i dont see how anyone could of eaten that monstrosity so quickly, let alone leaving nothing on the plate.
i call bullshit, you poured that shit in the bin!
this was so terribly unfunny
i left /co/ to get away from shitty roleplaying goddamn go be irritating somewhere else
this is fucking gay
First time on /ck/, I see this thread and all I can think of is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erMt47NOFxI
>this thread
>>7758668
well he's right there's literally no reason to hate these threads. they are fun and social and occasionally the OP fucks up something fierce.
>>7770259
There are reasons to hate anything. But there are no reasons to post about it.
I did not expect to see this on /ck/.
Is OP kill?
