Alright cu/ck/s, I'd be really glad if you guys would help me out with something
>be me
>hiding from my mom I'm not a muslim anymore
>Ramadan season hits, today is the first day
>Mom tells me to go get her some ingredients from the nearby supermarket
>Can buy myself something to eat while in my room
What is the best catagory to choose from?
Some small conditions:
>Nothing that crumbles too much
>Nothing that makes too much noise while eating
>Nothing that leaves a too strong smell in your breath
>Something relatively easy to hide/sneak with me upstrairs, so something small will do
Sorry if I shouldn't use this board for it.
The souls of infidels.
>>7754564
>>be me
Stopped reading there.
>>7754564
A bag of dicks
>>7754564
bacon
a zesty 'go 'za topped with bacon and pork sausage
>>7754564
>all the people asking for advice on Ramadan
>mfw all these Muslims on 4chan
At least you left Islam. Get a couple of chocolate bars.
tfw your mom's the only person fasting in your household and doesn't care if anyone else eats in front of her.
>>7754564
You'll have to tell your mom about it sooner or later, or at least tell her that you won't participate in ramadan this year. It will be really hard to hide your belief or disbelief from your family for years. You're just delaying the inevitable.
As for your question though, just get some good bread and make yourself some sandwiches. You'll need
>bread
>butter (or something similar)
>cold cuts
>cheese
>jam
>peanut butter
>lettuce
>tomato
And you can do tons of different stuff already.
>>7754564
Pork rinds
get some bacon and slap it in the face of that bitch
Da fuck are you doing. Ramadan season is great for cutting. Just make sure you don't eat too much at iftari time
>>7754588
He's reformed, God-Emperor. Don't be a dick.
I'd buy a waffle iron and premade waffle batter. Have some syrup stashed away to top waffles with .
>>7754564
Get away from your fundamentalist family
>>7754564
How about you man up and tell your parents you no longer follow in their faith? They'll respect you more that way than if they caught you stuffing your face in your room.
>>7754564
Move out from your heathen family's house and live your own life. Good for you that you wisened up and abandoned that false faith.
>>7754593
>>doesn't care if others eat infront of her
Read my nigga
>>7754621
Thanks for the advice on hiding it. I agree with you, but reason for my delay is that I don't want to be stoned yet – or at least not have my mom fuck me over yet. Time will come, believe me.
>>7754731
>>they will respect you
>>mudslimes like me mom
I wished man, I wished.
>>7754564
Just tell your mom the truth so she can behead you already
What's your mother's stance on water?
I know some muzzies also stop drinking any fluid and some who still allow themselves a bit of water when it's too hot and they have to work.
If getting water isn't a problem, you could try to smuggle some protein whey. Won't be as good as with milk but beats an empty stomach. Coffee flavour is usually good.
a go za. you sand people always have some variety of offensively spicy sauce at hand, so you can use that as a substitute for the cha.
>>7755404
Thanks a lot for this advice!
Also, my mom doesn't accept water either.
>>7754919
>>7755411
What the fuck is goza?
>>7754588
>implying it isn't obvious bait
