Ask a guy who works at Chick-fil-A anything.
>>7750040
If I asked you to pleasure me, would it be your pleasure?
>>7750040
Does the seething rage from homosexuals make the chicken taste better?
>>7750041
It most certainly would not, but good one m8, that made me kek
>>7750047
Truett Cathy is the only one that didn't like homosexuals, but he's dead now, so it's all good. I actually used to work with an attractive lesbian in her early 20s a few months back before she left for somewhere else. We would joke around about her sexuality ever now and then. ("Lez be honest", etc)
>>7750051
My favorite way to fuck with Chick-fil-A employees is to just keep saying thank you.
>My Pleasure
>My Pleasure
>My Pleasure
It never gets old.
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>>7750058
Sometimes I want to spit in a person's drink when they're like that because it's the ONLY thing we can say in response. They'll get on your back about it if you don't say only that
>>7750065
By they I mean the managers
>>7750065
Funny how the best way to troll CFA employees is to be legit polite.
But seriously, I love CFA, keep doing what you're doing, never change.
>>7750071
Will do, Anon, and it that I'm even being paid extra for it, but I might as well advertise that if you download our new app by June 10th, you can get a free chicken sandwich from us. Just FYI.
>>7750076
Fucking boss.
I actually like Chick-fil-A a lot. I don't agree with the owner, but fuck, you niggas make good sandwiches.
>>7750081
It's just our good ol' chicken breast fried in refined peanut oil, boi.
A weird thing I've noticed is that you can find porn of employees sucking and banging each other in videos at places like Burger King or McDonald's or whatever, but nothing when it comes to Chick-fil-A. Don't get me wrong, not everyone who works in this chain is an innocent person. I've met some heathens for coworkers.
>>7750076
Would that I could, bro. Currently military stationed in Hawaii. No Chick-Fil-A. We all gotta make sacrifices, I guess.
>>7750088
Check 'em
Seriously though, is anyone scared that someone with a peanut allergy is going to sue the company claiming ignorance about its peanut oil use?
>>7750109
If all you had to do was claim ignorance in order to successfully sue someone, literally anyone could sue anyone else for anything.
It's a bit harder than all that.
>>7750109
.>>7750119
Da gubmint exempts refined peanut oil from being labeled as an allergen because the vast majority of people with peanut allergies can eat refined peanut oil with no reaction. IIRC, the number was something like 90something%. However, so-called """"""""""""""gourmet"""""""""""""" peanut oil (IE cold-pressed/expeller pressed and virgin toasted peanut oils) will get a reaction from those with peanut allergies.
>>7750040
what's that thing called with the chicken and bun, and lettuce?
>>7750138
Thank you for explaining, Anon. We actually have had customers mention an allergy before, but after we explain to them, they'll get a sandwich and be peachy.
Speaking of peaches, our peach shakes are back in season for now.
>>7750153
Of all the times to be stuck in Hawaii.....
>>7750148
A Chick-fil-A Deluxe with no tomato, American cheese, or pickle.
>>7750103
>We all gotta make sacrifices, I guess.
Honestly tho, you enlisted into a government job for a paycheck and benefits, and had something of an understanding and say of where you're stationed [unless you're a complete dipshit]... Your sacrifices aren't reallyyy any more significant than those of Americas lower-middle working class these days. Gl finding garbage fast food on a tropical paradise base, I guess.
C'mon, Anons, don't you want to know any inside stuff about the business? Don't you have any good questions? Give me something interesting to reply to.
>>7750168
Okay.
Ummmmmm.............
What type of customer do you hate the most?
>>7750169
1. People who take forever to make up their minds/change their order near the end.
2. I. CAN'T. STAND. when people order a LARGE Diet Dr. Pepper with no ice. Have you ever tried to make one of those? That drink is literally 95% carbonation and 5% soda. You have to wait forever for the bubble to settle down before you can pump more out, and this can take up to five times. It's especially something that pisses me off if I have to tend to this ONE DRINK while there's a line of customers that also needed to be tended to.
>>7750153
>peach shakes
I've eaten at CfA exactly three times and never really got the hype. However, if peach shakes were year round, I might start to frequent the place because I love me some peaches and I haven't tried their peach shakes yet.
I have a friend who works at CFA.
I ate her box so now she gives me free food.
>>7750180
They're not too shabby, honestly. I've only had them a few times about a year ago. But, if you want a killer shake, here's my secret recipe I made up: get half shake base and half coffee that's used for iced coffees to reach the fill line, give two pumps of chocolate sauce, three measurements of cookie crumbs, and load the cup with Icedream. Blend, whipped cream, a dash of cookie crumbs on top of the cream. Enjoy.
I'll be around tomorrow if anyone wants to get into a Q&A. Goodnight, chicklets
>>7750190
Thanks. Sounds a bit much for me, to be honest, but thanks all the same.
>>7750180
CFA is more about presentation than food. They box everything neatly so people feel good (healthy, modern, whatever) about it.
>>7750201
>chicklets
fuck me can CFA do no wrong
10/10 would gladly get shilled again
>>7750286
>tfw i just realized tomorrows sunday so i cant get muh biscuits
FUCK
>>7750040
How far back in the closet are you from fear of being fired?
Ayy, I work at CFA too. In the kitchen.
To anyone reading this: STOP COMING IN AFTER 9PM. We're trying to close the fucking kitchen.
>>7750178
Use a spoon or anything stick-like and touch the bubbles after they have risen, it makes bubbles drop instantly.
>>7750473
I work at a different fast food chain, but that's the truth. I hate when people think they're gonna get faster service by coming right when we open or right before we close; that's literally the worst time. You will LITERALLY wait the longest for your food at my place trying to do that. We're understaffed as it is and in the morning there's literally one person in the kitchen making all orders and one person frontline.
Grinds my gears when we get reviews online from people bitching that they had to wait a few mins to get their order taken or made or set/delivered to them because they came at the hours when our cheap ass fucking owner schedules like 2 people to run the whole place.
>>7750057
>Truett Cathy
was this the guy who donated to the family research council?
cute story, I'd like to work with a lesbian. It'd be nice to not be the only one I personally know even if I doubt we'd ever hook up
>>7750103
Thank you for your service.
>>7750777
I got serviced by a marine once. Yet to meet a straight one yet. It's the damnedest thing.
>>7750473
OP here, I feel you, Anon. I normally work headset in the drive thru, but I sympathize with the kitchen on weeknights when people come rolling on with 15-10 minutes left before closing, yet they have most things shit down by then. Pisses me off.
>>7750868
Kek
>>7750566
Honestly, I just grit my teeth and hold my ground while taking their order. At the most, I just mumble to myself and my coworkers that I wish they'd piss off and do anything but eat at work that late. I don't want to risk losing my job, although I'm turning in my two weeks notice soon so I can leave with a good recommendation.
>>7750040
Do you sell 'go style chickun?
Do you have an item with 'cha?
>>7751041
Yes and no
>>7750040
Why does management force you to be so cheerful?
>>7750178
Stupid managers should just let people fill their own drinks
>>7750559
Nobody who goes to a restaurant at 9pm gives a shit about how fast the food comes. Obviously.
Where do you guys hide the speed potions? Do you drink them at the start of every shift? Do you ever get immense enjoyment from taking someone's order, then as soon as they turn around to go to their table, being like "Order for..." and seeing their surprise at your lightning speed?
>>7751655
OP here, it's part of the whole "second mile service" thing going back to the Bible since Jesus was a servant to anyone around him.
>>7751868
OP here, we almost always have people say something like "Wow, that sure was fast!" when we get their food out almost immediately after their order. The way our system works is as we punch in their order, it comes up on a screen on the kitchen that the staff back there can see. Things can be added to or disappear from the screen in real time, letting them get what they need accordingly.
>>7750040
how come the one time I visited my sister in Georgia they wouldn't give me chicken and biscuits in the afternoon?
>>7752199
OP here, chicken biscuits are only served with breakfast, which is available until 10:30.
>>7752228
That shit was so fucking stupid. What the fuck does chicken have to do with gay.
Stupid, stupid, stupid.
>>7752228
OP here, I actually started a little over a year ago. No one ever brings it up anymore since then
Why do you aggressively hate and seek to murder, homosexuals?
>>7752275
Because the CEO wanted to project "muh christian values" onto everyone else's lives
>>7752317
Right, but who gives a fuck? Someone says something stupid, you ignore it or just say "shut up and make my chicken".
No question but I just wanted to thank you for making the best god damn chicken sandwiches in the world. I'll have to try the peach shakes. And sorry I say thank you way too much to foodservice people, I know how much that job can be ass. The CFA closest to me now definitely doesn't say "my pleasure" tho.
Is it annoying when I ask for "light ice?"
Every time i get a drink from CFA 90% of it is ice.
I have a question
I really the the chicken there! Sometimes I eat it all in 3 minutes :^)
Question OP. Should I expect the same quality at a CFA in NJ as in, say, GA?
>>7750990
the chik fil ayys where I live are open till midnight, you took the job, those are your hours, your fucking retorted if you get mad at people eating chicken late at night.
>>7750040
Do you get SJW's and other butthurt libtards coming in trying to catch you guys off guard with a lot of lot of "gotcha" questions? Love your sandwiches and service btw.
>>7750103
>stationed in Hawaii
My nigga. Sucks to be you, I leave in 20-ish days. Fuck this place
>>7752350
Really? You should expect zombie Truett to burst through their doors sometime soon and shove his standard onto the staff before eating an employee.
>>7752606
OP here, not around here, surprisingly, since we're in the South.
Bumperino
I've been going to chick fil a about 2-3 times a week for about the past 5 years (if it wasnt for tennis, id be fat).
They have literally never messed up my order. I always get my sandwiches without pickles, and ive never so much as had pickles juice on the bun. amazing.
Does chick fil a pay well above minimum wage? They seem to attract a higher grade of worker than your typical fast food place.
>>7750473
Ah wants a milkshake and sum chigguns, muhfugga!
>>7752595
>CFA open till midnight
sounds like heaven. our local one closes at 9pm.
Hey, everyone! I own no stock in Chic-Fil-A; I'm just your average consumer. I just want to remind you all that our hand-spun the old-fashioned Peach milkshake is here for all your enjoyment! This beverage is a delicious Icedream® topped off with whipped cream and one crucial cherry! So go get one today!
>>7753037
Hey, friend! I couldn't help but notice you said "our hand-spun..." ahaha, oops! I think you meant Chic-Fil-A's!
I'm a consumer too, I never had a Peach Milkshake but it sounds great! I just love Chic-Fil-A and everything they make! Amazing place!
Matter fact, I think I'll go there now!
>>7753044
Oh yeah, oops! I meant Chic-Fil-A's. I'm not affiliated with the AMAZING fast food chain and I get nothing out of this. I just think their stuff is the best fast food available anywhere!
Good catch! Haha!
>>7752977
Let's get an answer for this one OP? :)
Will you guys put the sauces on for me if I ask?
Why aren't the drinks self-serviced? I feel awkward every time I ask for a refill.
Also, do you know the recipe to the Chic-Fil-A sauce? I heard it's BBQ plus mustard, is that right?
Love the sauce
>mfw I eat #1 w/ coke
>>7753251
STALKER STOP
