>not having National Donut Day
>not celebrating with a couple of Luther burgers for lunch
britbongs btfo
A Luther burger looks like one of those foods you'd try out for the sake of novelty and regret immediately.
Fuck you, I'm living on a literal island for the next 3 months and won't be able to have a donut and now I really fucking want one.
>>7743683
>Krispy Kreme is giving out free donuts
>nearest one is 50 miles away
oh well
>>7743912
instead of eating a donut, you can fuck island girls.
>not wanting diabetes and heart disease after one meal
>>7743999
>you can fuck island girls.
>>7743965
Oh shit forealz?
Then again, that place is packed like fuck on any other day, can't imagine how bad it would be today. Screw it.
>americans are so fat they celebrate food
can't make that up
http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/nation-now/2016/06/02/where-get-free-donuts-national-donut-day/85298904/
>>7743912
you can make donuts yourself, assuming you have a grocery store or something
>>7743890
I mean I didn't regret it but I don't plan on eating one ever again.
>>7744044
please anon, who makes their own donuts? be realistic.
>>7743683
Made one of these at home once and it was delicious. I cut a Krispy Kreme doughnut in half though and grilled them in a pan to toast them. Then just beef patty with cheese and bacon.
>>7744112
Literally anyone who has a deep fryer of some description.
>>7744038
If anything it's just corporates trying to shill harder through free food.
>implying it isn't a successful idea
>>7743999
I actually am but I still want to be a fat piece of shit.
And it's a rich white person island that people to go conferences at, not brown shit
>>7744133
Shit, we used to make donuts on camping trips in a dutch oven.
>>7744038
we need more food based holidays desu.
thanksgiving and 4th of july isn't enough.
>>7744044
>living on an island
>having a grocery store
It's only fucking 40 acres large.
We get our water by ferry and electricity by solar power.
The only boat coming out to the island got canceled because it's too foggy
And you think i have a grocery, let alone a kitchen i can use
Although I'm kinda mad the kitchen didn't make any donuts yesterday, although they're kinda shit at their job.
>>7747274
>apply for job at kitchen
>promise to make donuts
>get a raise before being hired.
>>7747596
I would ask for a transfer if I was an actual employ, but I'm effectively a contractor working at the museum there. So instead of making donuts all day or pies or whatever else I want I'm stuck cataloging this shit show with a painfully autistic girl I have to work and live with. I started hating her after like 3 days, and she mentioned her bf like 10 times so I can't even hate fuck her.
