I've got 3 small burger patties and 2 hotdog buns.
What's the best way to cut the patties so that each bun gets 1.5 patty?
>>7728589
I mean fitting 3 round patties into 2 oblong buns. How would you cut them so you could eat it like you would a normal hotdog?
just roll them up into a hotdog shape
this is the dumbest motherfucking thread currently on /ck/
Cut each patty in half, then tessellate them.
So you'll have two on each end with the flat side going into the bun, then one in the middle with the round end going into the bun. That should give you equal coverage.
>>7728589
pull the hotdog buns in half
cut them horizontally so you have a bunch of mini hamburger buns
from there divide the burgers up so that they both fit on the buns and that you have an equal stack on each bun
>>7728618
Holy shit this one wins.
>>7728637
you could always barter for hotdogs
>>7728608
What do you mean by 'season'?
You don't actually have to eat a hamburger patty with bread.
Why not open the buns up enough to be like hamburger buns?
>>7729139
then you only have 2 hamburger buns stupid
Cut each bun in thirds
Cut each patty in half
Now you have 6 mini burgers
I'm genuinely not sure if this thread is a joke.
when i was at work one day, some lad ordered a hamburger, but we were out of round buns
we only had hotdog bun shaped buns left, so i used all my creativity and cut the burgers in half, that would be my first option in your case
the second option would be to just use the burger the way it is on the bun, so you have some parts sticking out
a third option would be to shred the cooked burgers, so you get lots of small pieces of meat, you could fit that on the bun
>>7728589
I just made this yesterday, re-shape them into a turd shape.
>>7729601
cut the burgers in half and put three halfs on each doggun. is the easiest way, easier than all this other geometric nonsense.
>>7728589
all of teh patties in half, numb nuts
>>7729601
>>7729625
What third world country do you live in that doesn't have high quality ground beef that can be cooked medium?
>>7729640
just because it can doesn't mean it should
>>7729640
>frozen premade patties
>high quality ground beef
Please be a troll
Make an inverse burger with the bread sandwiched inbetween the meat.
>>7729689
>I don't know what inverse means
>>7729714
You clearly don't.
>>7729714
I am sorry for your lots.
>>7729504
Then have a double and a single?
>>7729605
you have good taste
>>7729605
That actually looks fucking tasty
What type of cheese did u use on the hotburger?
>>7729991
yellow cheese + white cheese
>>7730012
>americans
>>7730012
White cheese as in, manchego cheese?
Seasoning?
>>7730033
It's the white cheese from walmart + the yellow cheese, seasoning is butter and salt.
>>7729991
The anons replying to you are not me. I used colby jack and a little manchego, was all I had.
>>7728589
Cut the burgers into thin hot dog bun shapes
Discard the extra bits of burger by giving them to kids, pets, homeless people (in that order of preference)
Cut hot dog excess length to match burger cross section
Discard excess buns
Consider why you got into this situation anon. It could most likely have been avoided with better choices
>>7728589
smash em together and roll them into sausages
>>7729991
>I don't know what colby jack is
Hey op I know it's been a while now but I can put a hotdog in your bun if you really need one.
>>7729601
That shit is RAW you should feel bad about your american-tier cooking skills.
>>7729601
>raw
Enjoy your food poisoning
>>7730574
Ahhh love me some sketti w/catsup. Tasty and not that hard to make if you know what you're doing.
>>7730573
>>7730574
Triggered? Made it extra MOIST just for you guys, straight from pan to bun so I didn't lose any juices.
>>7730594
Not really, it's not me eating that piece of raw shit tbqhwy fampai
>>7730594
>Juices
That's called raw blood and it's a good source of iron and vitamin a. Good for you bro.
>>7730594
HEY MOM LOOK I POSTED IT AGAIN
open the bun normally...but wider.....fold it in half so that one end of the bun meets the other end
>>7730625
Whatever man enjoy your krabby patty, you seem pretty insecure about it though.
>>7730633
I'm insecure because I eat raw beef burgerdogs, and I eat raw beef burderdogs because I'm insecure.
>>7728925
your brain clearly isn't functioning properly, most likely due to lack of protein. go out and buy some meat, cook it, eat it, then you should be able to solve simple problems unassisted. if you're mind is still struggling, the solution is more meat
>>7728925
>actually being a vegetarian
>>7728589
Cut them in half and layer them.
Since you said they're already cooked the meal is fucked anyway
>>7733513
How the fuck is this /sci/ related?
>>7735395
It's because of the maths.
>>7735437
In that case, every /ck/ thread would belong in /sci/ because there's always some form of measurement involved.
Chop them up into cubes and fill the buns evenly.
>>7728925
So is processed vegetables.
>>7728589
Put one patty on each bun.
Get the remaining patty, cut in half, put each half in 2 buns
>>7729640
America
>>7735859
No sir, processed vegetable is perfectly safe. What's next? You're going to tell me that processed salt, processed sugar, processed milk are all bad for your health too?
>>7735895
All food is processed you dumb cunt.
>>7735904
Sir please calm down.
>All food is processed
But this is incorrect.
