What does /ck/ think about my cooking skills?
>>7726315
I think I need another beer
sour straws/10
>>7726315
Go away, /fit/
>>7726332
It's sausage. If you cut it like that it will stay flat when it expands so you get a flat frying surface.
>>7726337
KEK, actually I'm on a cut :)
>>7726344
Alternatively you can cut it on a bias. Doesn't explain the blue noodles though.
>>7726456
Never seen spaghetti?
The noddles better be bubblegum flavoured
>>7726315
> Blue noodles
> sausage
> Plastic boxes for presentation
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
>>7726315
I'd rather have a can of Spaghetti Os, it's probably healthier as well.
>>7726315
I want that spaghetti.. Damn it. What brand or did you use food coloring?
>>7726315
Well, you're Swedish. That's for sure. The scarcity of ingredients and the color of your noodles suggest that you are a college student in year 1 or 2 of either the videogame developer program or some l2speak japanese thing.
No judgment btw, just my guess. Close?
>>7726492
>>7726485
>>7726538
It's not noodles
>>7726536
>>7726538
Yes, I'm very Swedish indeed. But I've actually been working for the Swedish postal service for about 5½ years now. I just don't have any interest in cocking for myself.
I used blue food coloring. People at work complained over my food looking boring, so I decided to BLOW THEIR MINDS.
>>7726567
>coworkers call him boring
>shows up to work with BLUE FUCKING NOODLES
WHOAH people, watch out for this crazy son of a bitch!
>>7726567
>swedish
>don't have any interest in cocking
The jokes write themselves.
>>7726567
Don't worry, if your coworkers don't like your food, the migrants will.
>>7726567
Some people refer to all kinds of pasta as noodles. Even elbow macaroni.
>>7726567
Also: Falukorv ftw!
Why not make some simple stroganoff instead and really make that blue pop! :D
>>7726575
Kek
>>7726616
That would look like barf with those blue Australian worms swimming around in it.
I appreciate simple food, because then you really get to taste what things tastes like. That's why I hardly every use ketchup.
>>7726580
I love food, but I don't think it's worth the time to cook myself something. If I was going to share with someone else, then I would put a lot more effort into it.
>>7726608
I would be very surprised if I got macaroni the next time I order fried noodles.
Falukorv is shite
>>7726815
Hey fuck you buddy
>>7726815
The heresy is strong in this one.
>>7726332
>stereotype
I'm a fat, 30 year old male welder and I have blue hair
>>7726567
Hey Sven, I work in the Canadian postal service. Do you guys need carriers? is the pay good? will you take immigrants that are white and English speaking?
>>7726315
Looks like a 5 year old decided to make their own lunch for the week honestly.
Are the noodles/spaghetti/blue string at least flavoured some how?
>>7726315
I really really like the color of those noodles.
>>7727078
I see what you did there
>>7727030
and your probably a feminist
yet this is perfectly acceptable.
>>7726567
>I'm very Swedish indeed
>I just don't have any interest in cocking for myself
>I'm very Swedish indeed
indeed
>>7727460
That's there because you grind up greens into a powder to be used in the noodles. You're supposed to eat greens.
There's no known plant on this earth that would cause those noodles to turn that neon blue, and still be healthy for you.
>>7726567
>People at work complained over my food looking boring, so I decided to BLOW THEIR MINDS.
why not just blow their penises and give them something that will make them happy?
>>7727468
There's a flower used in SE Asian countries to color rice a bright blue.
>>7727468
there is no reason to put matcha in noodles tho, it's done for the color.
>>7727481
It also adds flavor. It's essentially green tea powder. If you have people who are crazy enough about it, they'll even get edible algae for a vitamin boost.
>>7727506
>matcha in noodles
>It's essentially green tea powder.
thanks for clearing that one up anon.
>>7727042
Pay is pretty bad, but it's no problems at all surviving on it. I don't think it should be any problems migrating here as non english speakers don't have any problems coming here.
>>7727506
Dafuq? Eating algae isn't crazy. Stay pleb, child
>>7728479
this board is such shit.
>>7726315
God, I thought that was a loss edit for a second...
>>7726315
Looks like a lesser dessert ramen
>>7727468
>noodles
Pasta
>neon blue
get a better monitor or better glasses
>>7726567
>I decided to BLOW THEIR MINDS
By showing up 5 days in a row with blue macaroni and diced horse cock.
>>7726315
Why is your pork roll so fucking thick?
>>7733470
It's slices of falukorv, not a pork roll.
>>7733119
HAHAHA
>>7726567
>I don't have any interest in cooking for myself
>I used blue food colouring
You son of a bitch
this thread was the best journey i've had on cook in awhile.
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