truth or fucking truth, you decide.
what about the national burger council
who gives a shit it's just meat scraps and other crap
>>7720202
Who the fuck cares? It's a hot dog. Do Americans really care this much about the purity of their traditional processed meat dishes? Will the immortals of the Academie Hotdogaise enact brutal punishment on those who dare add unsanctioned ingredients to the nation's official reconstituted meat product dish?
Besides, ketchup gives a much-needed dose of sweetness and acidity to an ensemble that can be quite bland and starchy
mango salsa for me tbqh.
who /chilidog/ master race?
>>7720244
Yuropoors have the tastes of children, what a surprise
Kimchi and siracha.
It's not some fucking fancy bit of beef you want to savour the taste of.
Ketchup isn't masking great flavours. It's there to elevate the absolute shit tier meat that's been used.
Ketchup on a hot dog is a fucking must imo, just behind mustard. In fact I like the sweetness it adds in contrast to the mustard and the savoury racoon meat.
>national hotdog council
o i am laffin
>>7720654
Says the fat, sugar addicted diabetic.
>>7720202
>the U.S. has a national council for hot dogs
>they're far more concerned with what you're putting on your hot dog rather than what most of these companies are putting in your hot dogs
>>7720244
No, we do not.
At least, I don't.
>>7720696
This is the most galling thing. Do they have a twitter or facebook or some social bullshit?
People need to start asking them this sort of question.
>>7720696
They know you know better than to buy a hotdog without reading the ingredients you colossal retard
>>7720678
>calls others sugar addicted when he's so addicted to sugar that he needs to dump sugary tomato frosting onto everything he eats
??????????
>>7720745
I don't add sugar to any food, Amerilard.
>>7720202
>truth
>sponsored by French's mustard
>>7720753
>Chicago
>>7720757
'et 'go 'za 'bra
>>7720757
>LE FUNNY PIZZA MEME XDDDDDDD LETS COMPLETELY MISREPRESENT ONE OF THE BEST AND MOST POPULAR FOODS TO COME OUT OF AMERICA BECAUSE WE'RE TOO DUMB TO UNDERSTAND IT XDDDDDDD LE FUNNIES XFDDDDDDD
>>7720762
Even Americans who aren't from that shithole hate the "OMG BEST AND ONLY REAL 'ZA EVER, EVERYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE IS JUST A HATER"
Total truth. If I see someone putting ketchup on a frankfurter, I immediately know they're degenerate scum.
>>7720762
>best and most popular
I swear to God that Illinois is Wisconsin 2.0.
>>7720244
No dude, it's just a recommendation, obviously you can do whatever you want, it's America bro.
Ketchup is for children, though, unless it's on eggs.
30 posts and this is already the worst thread on /ck/ in the past month.
>>7720202
THEY ARE RIGHT. condiments arent that good on your dog.
Hot dogs taste like shit, I don't know why they're on about protecting the purity of their flavor or whatever . The best hot dogs are ones where you can't taste the hot dog (chili cheese, ketchup + mustard, etc)
>>7720696
>the U.S. has a national council for hot dogs
It's not like it's an official group, it's just some group of people who got a gimmick to earn money by getting attention and getting sponsors.
It wouldn't surprise me if they say only to use mustard because their sponsors make more mustard than ketchup.
Is this like this Wisconsin Cheese Council?
>>7720696
>>they're far more concerned with what you're putting on your hot dog rather than what most of these companies are putting in your hot dogs
god that's deep
>>7721446
I love hotdogs sometimes. Hotdog that's done sliced open and then put on a grill, put a little mustard in the middle with a slightly charred bun.
I'll go through periods where I'll eat them from the microwave and get tired of them. Kinda like dark chocolate, or chocolate oranges. Fuck those last ones though they make me throw up
>>7720696
Everyone knows it's scrap meat, retard.
But scrap meat has a long, fabled tradition in any national cuisine because it used to be absolutely necessary to use every piece of meat.
You sound like one the people that feels the need to remind me that Taco Bell isn't authentic Mexican. No shit.
>>7721486
More like the California Dairy Commission
>>7721545
It doesn't have any more sugar than Yuro ketchup, it's just autists thinking they get big boy points by denying themselves a condiment that has maybe 2 grams of sugar in it. These are the ONLY BLACK COFFEE AND WHISKEY OR YOU'RE A CHILD people
>>7720202
>that yellow paste
>mustard
Ladies and gentlemen, America!
>>7720762
Someone is mad.
Hot dogs are garbage tier shit food for garbage tier shit people. Eat bratwurst or kielbasa instead, they are far superior.
what the fuck do they know
I think ketchup is the perfect condiment for a hot dog.
I don't give a shit what anyone says.
>>7720762
>>7720753
>Stay the fuck out of Chicago
As if anyone would want to go there anyway.
>>7720202
those dogs are weak tier
>>7721696
>Do you want any sausage with your pickle?
>>7721696
I had a dog from Portillo's last night and it was god tier. I could have eaten 3 more.
>>7721696
That's a nice pickle & tomato sandwich, but we're talking about hotdogs.
>>7720202
So some sausage party thinks they're the mustard race, I don't relish saying this but fuck em in the buns.
>all these assblasted ketchuptards that just got btfo
You fuckers had it coming and you know it.
>>7721726
10/10
>>7720202
>ketchup is totally gross guys
>but yellow mustard is A OKAY
literally pleb tier food
yellow mustard is a scourge on ballparks and street corners
just buy dijon or brown, everyone will thank you, some might blow you
>don't mind the preservatives and cancerous pathogens in your hot dog
>just don't use this tomato flavored paste
U.S.A """""""food""'''"""
>>7721606
If there's one thing we do right senpai, it's ketchup.
>>7721606
But that's wrong.
I've had ketchup in a few places, notably the US, the UK, Italy and Thailand and each carried a different profile of flavour. US and Thai are both pretty sweet with Thai tasting even less of tomato than US does. UK and Italian are less sweet and quite a bit more tomato-y.
That said, I like ketchup and have no issue putting it on a hot dog or other fast food, though I don't often use it, 2bh.
>>7720696
>mfw "hot dogs" in Germany are a hilarious clusterfuck
>original recipe hot dogs are liked by just about nobody since the meat is essentially tasteless
>so they basically take the damn bun and pick any of the 23546687 different kinds of Bratwurst that exist, usually a local variety, slap it in, then dump on top any kind of condiment the customer wants
>but then the customers don't like the bun either because it is also tasteless, so they just buy some Wecken at the next baker and slap the Wurst in there
>turns out they just made the classic "Brantwurst and one breadroll" combo that they've been selling for decades, except they just stuck the sausage into the bun before selling it
>>7721726
DAMN SON WHERE'D YA MEME THIS
Fucking truth.
Ketchup is disgusting in all of its sickly sweet forms.
>these infidels don't just apply a little salcha
pbuh desu sempai
>>7720202
Oh no, I can't put sugared tomato reduction on my pig dick smoothie? Some people just have to have no lives...
Truth because you should never eat hot dogs in general.
ITT people who have never even tasted a quality hot dog think their opinion is worth expressing.
>>7720202
Ketchup makes it sweet, mustard makes it tart.
Damn, I want a fucking hot dog now.
>this triggers chicago fags
I've been living on nothing but hotdogs and pancakes I nicked from the shelter for a month now and I can say that ketchup is better than nothing after maybe a week.
>put relish on hotdog without looking too closely
>it's sweet relish
>>7722939
Back in my day, people thought of things on their own and they were called "jokes."
>>7720696
>we should promote food waste because some parts of animals are icky icky!!
literal child
>>7723519
How's them pig sphincters taste bruh
>>7723554
pretty good, hope you enjoy your "premium" sausage which is "definitely" not made from "undesirable" parts of the animal, no sirree, see we even have a sticker on the packaging that says it!
>>7723567
Pretty much. That's Germany for you. If butchers fuck up here they get strung up by their toes. On ten different trees.
>>7720202
I do it like the Belgians, with ketchup and mayonnaise
>>7720202
>national hot dog council
A M E R I C A
>>7720696
Because the FDA doesn't exist, right?
>>7720202
You shouldn't be eating hotdogs past the age of 12 anyways.
>>7720202
>Never use ketchup
>Use HFCS with yellow#5 instead
Opinion discarded
>>7724424
>the FDA
top kek
The tv license enforces in England are more competent
It literally takes people dying to get some sort of shutdown/recall going
>>7723935
I'll take the DK variant.
But our mayo is very greasy, IIRC Belgian mayo is "fresher" and less heavy.
>>7720202
I didn't vote for 'em.
I like chili dogs.
Hotdogs are ground up reject pieces of meat stuffed into a tube... Why the fuck would I eat that?
>>7724475
who told you that
>>7724477
My dad worked at a hot-dog factory when he was in high school.
>>7724475
And you are a reject piece of meat shoved out of a tube.
>>7724485
I like that, gonna use that in a short story.
>we americans are so fat we have a national hotdog council
Sometimes , I don't know if I should feel pride or shame.
>>7724494
Why do you care? You're not American.
>>7724501
But I am.
>>7720202
What are they going to do, storm into my home and shoot me if I do? Piss off.
>>7724444
>yellow mustard
>HFCS or sweetness of any kind
Fucking retard. Here's the ingredients of French's yellow mustard, the most common brand in the US.
>Distilled Vinegar, Water, No. 1 Grade Mustard Seed, Salt, Turmeric, Paprika, Spice, Natural Flavors and Garlic Powder.
https://www.heb.com/product-detail/french-s-classic-yellow-mustard/486278#product-description
>>7720654
What are you on about, you are the one sitting here defending processed Meat tubes
>>7724749
Basically this.
Most ketchup is just hfcs/sugar with a little tomato flavor, whereas yellow mustard basically just tastes like vinegar with a little mustard added.
It's pretty obvious which one sounds more appealing, though using yellow mustard on it's own is pretty bland and one-note.
>>7720202
Putting ketchup on it only affects the person who fucking eats it.
Kill yourself you retarded food faggot
>>7720202
>having autism about toppings for mechanically separated pig lips and assholes in tube form
>>7724787
>downvoted! >:D
>>7724787
>>7721726
High quality memeing, anon
>>7724787
Wait are hotdogs actually pig assholes?
>>7724869
Hot dogs is just processed leftover meat once you're done butchering the entire pig carcass. I'm sure some dogs out there probably have some asshole meat on them
>>7724928
Well thanks. Now I can never eat them again
>>7720202
I eat nothing but relish on my dogs.
I'm probably a weird person so I won't expect anyone else to eat this way.
>>7720762
are you ok anon
>>7721703
>there's no Portillo's in my town
>I only get to eat Portillo's once every few years when I visit family in Illinois
why even live
>>7724928
>hotdog truther
EVERYBODY FUCKING KNOWS
>>7724943
I think you could probably get decent hot dogs from your butcher made with more appetizing cuts of meat but you will obviously pay more for it and at that point you might as well buy sausage from them. I have 3 butchers in my area, only one makes hot dogs from decent meat and they use the shittier cuts to make beef stock
>>7720753
You gonna do a 'cago style beat down bruh?
>>7725075
It's called Chiraq you dumb pleb
>>7720202
are hot dogs really just shitty sausages?
might as well pay the extra money for sausage and have a nicer meal tbqh
I do love me a beef frank tho
>>7720792
Please, Illinois is in a class of its own
>>7720762
'eyyy down 'ere we call that havin' 'tism
>>7720696
It's not a government council, it's an industry "council". It's only there to advertise for the hotdog industry and cover its member companies' asses in case they accidentally let slip how shit their product is. And to scold anyone who says their processed meat product is in any way bad or unhealthy. So please don't try to pin this on the government.
>>7720654
>yuropoor
English or french mustard is superior to american mustard.
cream cheese and grilled onions.
>>7727315
that seems pretty mild mate
>not putting jalapeno ketchup on your hot dog
>>7720202
100 percent true for dogs and brats, also not bad advice for burgers. ketchup is the most pleb of all sauces because it is cloying and heavy whereas mustard is tangy and sharpens the flavor of meat.
>>7720244
Americans, despite the fat foods we eat, do have a very distinctive flavor profile. We like our tastes to be as extreme in the flavor spectrums (sweet salty savory sour bitter).
It's becoming increasingly hard to find flavorful food, since everything is now loaded with sugar or salt.
Also, Europeans like artificial flavors better, so it comes as no surprise that the give zero shits about what goes on a dog.
>>7722874
It all depends on the manufacturer. Heinz tastes the same worldwide.
If you buy store-brand ketchup, (which 90 percent of Americans do), they're loaded with sugar. If you get a noteworthy brand or a brand that actually likes the tomato flavor, you'll get different types of ketchup.
>Japanese ketchup is like a liquidy flowing tomato paste.
>>7720762
>chicago style autism
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP
THERE IS ONLY ONE REASONABLE CONDIMENT CONFIGURATION FOR A HOT DOG
IT IS AS FOLLOWS:
>Sauerkraut
>Peppers (Red, Yellow, Orange, Banana, Jalapeno, Chili, your choice just not Green Peppers what are you, retarded?)
>Grilled Onions
SO TAKE YOUR BOTTLES OF FUCKING VEGGIE-PASTE, SUGAR, AND VINEGAR AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR UNEDUCATED ASS
LOOK IT'S EVEN A FUCKING STOCK IMAGE IT'S SO WIDELY-ACCEPTED
SO REMEMBER THIS THE NEXT TIME YOU PURCHASE AN OVERPRICED OFFAL TUBE ON A STALE WHITE BUN
YOU DO NOT NEED TO THANK ME
>>7727464
See I don't have access to that at 90% of shitholes selling 'dogs so I get the closest flavor resemblance to all that pickled goodness and stick with mustard.
>>7721545
BUT YOU SAY IT ADDS SWEETNESS IN YOUR FIRST FUCKING POST YOU FUCKING DOUBLE NIGGER
>>7729274
ONLY MINIMAL SWEETNESS WHY IS EVERYONE ACTING LIKE KETCHUP IS FUCKING MAPLE SYRUP
This ketchup meme is the worst meme to come out of this board in the past at least 100 years.
>>7729517
>>he thinks this came out of /ck/
>>7721497
Don't eat periods. That's just gross. It's also how Redbeard the pirate got his name. Redbeard wasn't even popular with other pirates.
>>7721627
I had bratwurst in Canada. Salty as fuck, really greasy.... can't see the appeal. I was disappointed because of all the hype over this shit tier salty sack of grease otherwise known as bratwurst. No wonder the Germans lost the war if all they had to eat was salty grease.
>>7721669
Looks like a custard tart made by a three year old
>>7721699
I think that sandwich is gay enough to start with.
>>7723280
One stripe of mustard, one of ketchup, one of chili sauce, and one of guacamole and you have one insanely delicious chunk of cancer and heart disease in a bun. For an interesting variation, you can swap the ketchup for some sos lada hitam if you can find it. Needs to be a good brand though.
>>7724519
It's America. Of course they will do that.
>>7729662
>cancer and heart disease
>some condiments and a hotdog
What did your poor parents teach you? That fast food is automatically bad?
>>7720202
What about the shut the fuck and mind your own business council?
>>7729806
> herpa derp derp
> hot dogs iz good for you
Fuck off, National Hot Dog Council shill
>>7720792
Illinois is fucking great Wisconsin is just a cheesey town with fat people that smell like old dairy products you fuckin cheesetards
>>7729875
Notice how I didn't say that, but it was you who put those words in my mouth?
that's exactly how you naysayers argue. You can't find anything actually wrong with what I said or my point, because there isn't. All you want to do is lie and fib and bitch, rather than think critically for a few moments and consider the possibility that your gut, knee-jerk reaction could be wrong.
You're actually stupid. You have all the makings of a religious fanatic.
who here /plainboiledhotdogs/
>>7729889
>Illinois is fucking great
found the FIB
>amerifats have institutions that regulate hot dogs
You can't make this shit up.
http://www.hot-dog.org
>>7729875
He never said they are good for you but calling it cancer and hear disease on a bun is like calling cigarettes cancer sticks
It presupposes that everyone who ingests it will automatically get sick no matter what
>>7730640
I know but it's way more fun if I pretend it's a real us government sponsored council. Which very well may be since the meat lobby is so powerful there.
>>7729637
Bratwurst's aren't supposed to be particularly more salty than any ordinary hot dog.
>>7724453
Went to DK last year and yeah, the hot dogs are surprisingly decent. Fried variety, tho, the boiled ones are too bland. I have a feeling they would go really well with jalapeño, but of course it's scarce there.
wrap sausage in bacon then deep fry it.
put in toasted bun and add savory catsup, diced pickled jalapeños, hot sauce and grilled onions and cabbage mix.
give it felatio
>>7720245
sounds good tbqhwy
>>7720667
Came here to post this. Why the fuck is there a national hotdog council?
Greetings from Canada!
>>7731667
national doesn't mean it's part of the government or any "official" body, it just means they represent the hot dog producers in the nation
>Americans consume 20 billion hot dogs a year
>Hot dogs are served in 95 percent of homes in the United States
they have traditional pork hot dogs, chicken hot dogs for hindus, kosher/halal beef hot dogs, most people eat them in some form. it's not surprising they have groups like this considering how much money is involved.
>>7731730
In many countries including the word "national" does imply a relationship to government. In some countries such as Australia and New Zealand, you have to be careful what you name a company, because if people are misled into believing that you are affiliated with the government you can get into a lot of trouble. Also if your logo looks too much like the coat of arms of the country, etc.
>>7731540
I dunno. The bratwurst that I was given was not edible. The salt level was off the charts.
>>7730635
On a cellular level, the MSG alone is fucking you up. Consider all the other chemicals in it, and yeah, you're going to get sick in some way, even if you don't realize that you're sick. Your body still will have some negative result from consuming it.
>>7729890
You might notice that I let it slide that you don't have the IQ to realize the health comments were a joke, because the irony of saying something will kill you but it's delicious ought to be enough of a clue, but nooo..... not for you! You're special, anon, congratulations. But also they are actually bad for your health and once again you showed how fucking stupid you are by implying they're not bad for you. Of course they're bad for you. It's just that most people don't care because the consequences are far off in the future (unless you choke on one, which I really hope you do).
>>7731979
Sounds like it was cheap and/or overcooked. Cheap food usually has a lot of salt as a preservative and basic flavor enhancer. Especially if it wasn't a fresh sausage and was made for shelf life.
I've also found that overcooking sausages makes them saltier since they lose more moisture, concentrating the saltiness.
Could've also been any toppings, but they shouldn't be that salty. It's not a cured sausage.
>>7720753
>you ketchup eating fucking sugar addicted swine.
>Stay the fuck out of Chicago if you know what's good for you.
Meanwhile at Chicago Pizza being literally just sauce
>>7731984
>still buying into the MSG scare in 2016
Fucking idiot.
>>7732023
What you said is not only irrelevant, but incorrect. You also threw in a "literally" in there, when you didn't mean literally.
We need Batman.
>>7720244
Blame Dirty Harry for the tube steak fatwas against ketchup eaters.
Then again, I'm a plainfag.
>>7732048
I suppose the irony is lost on you.
The guy shitposts about Chicago and insults ketchup, but residents of Chicago fucking love their bullshit ass pizza that is for all intents and purposes ketchup as fuck.
Not even Batman could save Chicago from enjoying their tomato soup "pizza"
>>7732072
>more tomato sauce = ketchup
that's not how any of this works
>>7721606
isn't tomato ketchup like, 90% apples, vinegar and sugar though?
>>7727423
I prefer my chocolate without puke.
>>7732081
ketchup is basically the same shit as tomato sauce, just thickened and sweetened up.
>>7732108
>ketchup is the same as tomato sauce
>just thicker, sweeter, more acidic, different seasonings, and different uses
>but it's pretty much the same
totally
>>7720202
I hate this "sweetened tomato and vinegar paste is inherently bad" meme.
>>7723294
Needs more onions.
>>7732117
>different uses
looks like the same shit to me
>>7732117
>Ketchup is a vegetable in the burgerland
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/tomato-sauce-pizza-vegetable-congress-gop-healthier-school-lunches-expensive-article-1.978339
>>7732140
Get your eyes checked son
>>7732173
There's literally ketchup on that pizza though.
Mustard is fucking disgusting.
>>7720669
You.
I like you.
>>7720202
I think I'd rather do the opposite of what someone on a "national hot dog council" says.
>>7732031
Hey dude, I live in Asia and everything we get to eat here that we don't make ourselves is loaded to the gunwhales with MSG and I can tell you that stuff really fucks you. It over-excites neurons and effectively kills them. I can't be assed looking it up, but it's something to do with calcium osmosis and the Na/Ca balance in the cell (both have a positive ionic charge and bind with something else with a negative charge inside the cell, and it seems if it's a war between Na and Ca, Na wins). Plus go eat a pack or 3 of instant noodles imported from an Asian country and tell me you don't feel bad in some way after eating them. They always make you feel bad because they're disgusting to start with, and then they load them up with MSG and palm oil, neither of which is going to make your insides happy, and particularly your brain. Headaches and high temperature are frequent results and many people have a problem that their body tries to reject the noodles and have temporary bulimia as a result.
MSG doesn't kill you instantly (unless maybe you have asthma, then it might, if you get a big enough dose) but it's still not good news for your body.
>>7732089
Low quality stuff is made with apples, especially in Australia where apples are cheaper than tomatoes. Better brands are made with tomato only. And I'm certain you will never find an Italian brand made with apples. In my country ketchup is very high in sugar more than other countries including USA, but uses real tomato, not apples. It's disgusting and adults only eat chili sauce. Ketchup is for kids here. Also I see local people (adults or kids) squirting it on pizza, which I think is disgusting, but up to them.
>>7732453
you must be the kind of asian living in a mud hut
>>7732453
>body tries to reject the noodles
>not putting avocado, tomatoes and mayo on your hotdog
so much for american "civilization"
aye, mates! I 'eard this here be a hotdog thread. care for one?
>>7732608
I've had to do this multiple times.
>>7732586
>mayo
>no salsa tártara
La vendiste
>>7723935
We don't put fucking ketchup and mayonnaise on them especially not at the same time.
Fucking Dutchfags trying to make us look bad.
Why? Aren't we embarassing enough on our own yet?
>>7720217
.... only if they're butch dogs, otherwise you're just REALLY stupid that hot dogs haven't been scraps for at least three decades...
>>7732612
I've done it multiple times but it's not like I "had" to, it's pretty delicious.
>>7727431
Fucking this people.
The people who are saying ketchup is too sweet are ameriblubbers who unironically eat non-Heinz ketchup. Putting Heinz on a hotdog is perfectly fine because it has a much smaller sugar content
>>7731667
Because the French's mustard adverts work better if they're disguised as impartial information.
>>7731715
>classic Canadian flavour
>straight from Wisconsin
>>7720202
Who fucking cares?
It's a goddamn hot dog.
>>7720762
'ome 'n! 'othin 'ong 'th 'njoyin' ' 'd 'd 'shioned 'o'a'
>>7732140
>all red things are the same
>There are people in this thread who don't understand that mustard and sauerkraut is the best possible topping combination for a hot dog
>>7735560
1) That pizza has ketchup on it
2) Ketchup is literally tomatoes
3) Drowning shit in ketchup may as well be the same as drowning it in marinara
>>7720244
If a yuropoor were saying this you'd call Americans uncivilized for not following suit.
Sit the fuck down faggot.
>>7735645
Europeans wouldn't take a processed garbage dish this seriously
>>7720202
>Live in Chicago
>Always put ketchup on hot dogs
>Never hear a thing about it from anyone
I believe the ketchup thing is just a running joke that no one actually believes in.
>>7720202
It's truth. You should never put ketchup on your delicious hog anus/snout/hoof encased in lining.
What kind of pretentious asshole gives a fuck?
>>7725855
Please tell me these are real
>>7720217
Good goy. You should only eat scraps.
>>7721696
what's ub dog?
