What bar was the worst?
the one I can remember because this show is so memorable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYfXbkrkJyw
fuggin kek
Oh, now we're cooking with glass.
>worst owners
The Dirty Rooster, pic related.
>worst theme
Piratz Tavern
>worst kitchen
JA Murphy's
>worst bartenders
All of them. No one on this show can make a fucking drink. "how does i into martini?"
>worst Taffer flipout
Zanzibar in Denver. Owner called Taffer's chef buddy a 'fatboy.'
>>7716053
forgot pic
>>7716041
Staged/10
No one would work that hard to flop a four when there's a six sitting at the same table.
The pirate bar had to be the worst overall. Then, they went and turned it right back into a pirate bar, except with an even more retarded name after Taffer fixed it. Granted, he went out of his way to make his theme a giant fuck you to the owner, but still.
It makes me sad that people like that exist.
Honourable mention goes to the bar owned by the angry hippie lady.
>>7715994
Amy's Baking Company
What was the bar where Taffer supposedly found a video of the owner bribing the bouncer to put one of the bartenders through a window?
My hometown takes that title, O'Face Bar. Bunch of the worst redneck scumbags literally drinking out of a doublewide trailer.
>>7716076
They're people, not a Poker hand.
I live a few minutes from MT Bottles and Cans and used to drink there all the time when I was 21 and it first opened. I was thoroughly grossed out by that episode where it showed the worms swimming in the water in the basement.
>>7716173
>Former wife
>>7715994
Pirate one was flipped into a goldmine but the retarded owner changed it back cause muh pirates and doesnt like money
The one where the horse rolls in and shits on the floor and no one does anything about it. Even a child would know thats not right. Come to think of it, was probably staged
The one where the bar doesn't have a fully liquor license, so they let people bring their own liquor in and drink it then wonder why they aren't making any money
>>7716215
The pirate actually did very well after they changed it back. They took his business advice and got their fans back. He's never gone back because he's pissed that he was wrong.
Watching the Pirate one now. Some nice tatas in this episode.
>>7716215
>probably staged
This show gives me a staged vibe A LOT, but that was most likely fate. Animal rights groups would have had a shit fit if it came out that the producers willingly sent a horse into a building where it could so easily hurt itself. Even Taffer himself spat "WHAT IF THAT HORSE HAD BROKEN A LEG??!!!!!"
It's just too risky.
>>7715994
when he has his aneuyrism and his eyes pop out of his head i hope they get it on camera
>>7716178
Wut, she leave him? I can't find anything on that.
>>7716109
>The pirate bar had to be the worst overall
beat me to it. this so much. i think they burned an effigy of him lol
they were ungrateful fucks and im glad they closed down
>>7716117
wrong show but im guessing you knew that already
>>7716215
>The one where the horse rolls in and shits on the floor
legit lol'd
i forgot all about that
>>7716254
link?
we should synctube it or whatever it is now
i love watching shows with anons
>>7716222
Wasn't that only because under their local law if they didn't have a liquor license they could allow smoking inside?
>>7716295
No it was because they were too fucking cheap, not realizing that the upfront cost would pay itself back in no time.
>>7716305
what were they selling? just food?
>>7716312
And bottled beer since that apparently didn't need a license.
>>7716316
wow, a bar that sells beer and that's it. and in bottles
anyone have any kek worthy clips? i feel like laughing at stupid shit tonight.
the vagina clip posted earlier was good
>>7716282
free with amazon prime.
>>7716135
found the ugly woman
>>7716337
but i like watching with anons
>>7716402
we are lejun
im trying to find something funny to say but i got nothing
>>7716473
>commandeered
hue
i wish i could have visited just to talk shit and laugh at these morans [sic]
>>7716481
I would have slammed down some of that grog (that's a lot of alcohol and I doubt they were charging a whole lot for it) and gawk at those big titty bitches.
>>7716486
can't go wrong with some big tittied wenches.
>fold up a dollar bill and leave it on the bartop to see what happens
i love the ripoff pirates of the caribean music in the background
here's a short clip of the pirate fags
http://www.spike.com/video-clips/pbwz88/bar-rescue-piratz-tavern-burned-down-taffers-concept
juciano and one eyed mike are probably registered kiddy diddlers
they both creep me out
i think they should have kicked him off the show after this. looked like he was about to stab someone and it looked like he's done it before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHBgr23wgTw
>>7715994
None, because it's all 100% staged.
>>7716556
what was the worst staged one then?
>implying we all don't know that
>>7716553
Oh man, I worked in a kitchen with a cat who would overt-ninja up behind people with a knife in hopes that someone would see it and notice how upset he was.
>>7716624
now that's passive aggressive
and dangerous. i can imagine an accident and killing someone because of a slip on the floor.
should have been fired and had a psych eval
im watching piratzzzz tavern now but i could only find a shit version that has altered audio on daily motion.
anyone have a better link?
That faggot with the baseball bar who ruined it again after Bar Rescue Man rescued the bar.
>>7716635
> i can imagine an accident and killing someone because of a slip on the floor.
Not even shitting you, he went to do it one time and wrapped his pinky on the blade.
>>7716674
wew lad
add workman's comp and legal liabilities onto your bill.
fuckin aye man, i hate stupid people
i bet you had a shitty boss too
>>7716641
Oh yeah, the dude who had the staff play "characters" and hired his dope-fiend sister, expecting her not to steal from him?
>shame
>>7716683
>workman's comp and legal liabilities
Bahahahaha, the owner was an illegal alien, did some ninja shit to get around paperwork.
>i bet you had a shitty boss too
Was also illegal and too high on crack and heroin to care about much.
I went from dropping out of Cornell straight to working at this place, by the way. Talk about temptation to jump in front of a train.
>>7716713
>I went from dropping out of Cornell straight to working at this place
get your ass back there faggot
what the fug happened?
>>7716720
An athiest professor made us choose between denouncing God or failing his mandatory class, and I made a stand.
No, I basically failed out of my scholarship. Wasn't Ivy League material it turns out. Just had to moove on.
>>7716747
You are not the kid from God's Not Dead. Stop shit posting.
>>7716753
It was a joke, shit-biscuit.
Much like this bar:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6FxwRGIy1g
Has he given up on any more bars since this?
>>7716747
kek
glad you weren't going full fedora on me
her eyelashes are bukkake pornstar tier
then we got mr military badass cawwadooody
wew lad
im also pretty sure that they use the same sound clip harsh violin in kitchen nightmares
is john taffer legit?
bugging eyes and bulging neck veins aside (which is just for show) do you think he knows what he's talking about.
found this and im a few minutes in and so far it looks like he does
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJjTOuUkK-k
>>7716806
He is legit, he's the top consultant for one of the largest bar supply companies in the country.
>>7716809
ive been starting to watch his stuff and it all seems logical.
one day i'd like to open a resturaunt with my firend. we're taking the beginning steps now and laying out the business plan to start with catering. basically backyard bbq
im sick of working for others. even if i fail i don't want to be 80 and feel like shit because i didn't try
>>7716486
>big titty bitches
i just love saying that...
big titty bitches
>>7716820
*drunk big titty bitches
can't sleep anyone have any good resources on catering?
is /ck/ this slow? not my home board
>>7716849
Yes.
I hate the "back to the bar" episodes. Like, I'm cool with revisiting past bars, but he's gotta have a live audience that boos whoever he tells them to boo, and douches DJs (that fucking all-in guy), and all the other dumb shit.
Can't watch those episodes, they just make me cringe too hard.
>>7716906
And he doesn't actually go back like Ramsey does. So it's all one-sided.
>>7716908
That too. He sends one of his "experts" back, then just drags the owners out and let's the mob boo them for 8 minutes or so.
I can't stand when the epilogue wants to seems positive but it'll be something like
>profits are now up 18 percent!
Haha, WHAT? Are you talking about the same bar where they haven't been able make payroll half the time for three months?
Remember this, folks, because it may be important one of this days: 18 percent up from "fuck all" is still pretty much "fuck all."
>>7716954
Up 18% in a few months is a huge increase.
>>7716957
It is when you're making a profit in the first place. When your business is doing diddly dick before, it's still impressive I guess, but it's still not enough. It's why a lot of these places end up closing, because they were about to close anyway and didn't stand a chance of catching up.
>>7716041
Who watches this shit unironically?
>>7715994
Piratz.
>>7716806
>is john taffer legit?
Yeah he actually does know what he is talking about. He really did pioneer "bar science" and consults with massive bar supply/management groups.
I think he is half-acting in the show most of the time, honestly. It must be immensely frustrating to have all that worked out and see retards with cockroaches in their liquor insisting they've done nothing wrong.
>>7717656
What pisses me off are the people who clearly should have thrown in the towel long ago. He'll come to a bar where the owners are saying, "We're $100K in debt and if we don't do well this weekend, we won't make payroll." There is no fucking excuse to get to that point.
>>7716276
Seriously, his dream of running a pirate themed bar was in the wrong location. He was surrounded by office parks, if he was in a resort town or some shit it could of worked, but not fucking there.
Corporate Bar was a far better fit for the location.
>>7716041
this is painfully fake
thanks for letting me know this show is shit and i shouldn't watch it
>>7715994
Over the top and very dramatic. The host is not relatable.
>>7717681
I'm from MoCo, and you're right since that part of Silver Spring has been gentrified, but the location was also shit because it was off the main drag, but the corporate theme was a cash cow
>>7717783
>Over the top and very dramatic.
American reality shows are like that. Even the US Kitchen Nightmares breaks out the violins and cymbal chimes for those "shit just got reality" moments.
>The host is not relatable
Sure he is. If you've ever owned a business you get where he's coming from most of the time.
>>7717689
This. Everything on that show is so fucking scripted and fake holy shit.
>>7717822
Not all of it. Going out of business certainly isn't in the script.
>>7718046
Right. Basically the company tours different parts of the country allowing owners to audition for the show under the premise that it'll be good for business. It's not entirely scripted according to the below source, but it's close enough. The people are coached and things are made to happen the way the producers decide they should.
http://brentreser.com/2016/04/the-truth-about-bar-rescue/
>>7717822
I watched a few interviews with taffer and he said they don't create anything, they work with what they have. That being said, they spend a lot of effort during the screening process to make sure they have plenty to work with.
>>7718046
>Going out of business certainly isn't in the script.
From whose perspective?
It's certainly not in the script for the bar owner.
On the other hand, it might very well be for the producer of the TV program--who, quite frankly, doesn't give a rat's ass if the bar succeeds or not.
>>7717675
kek me too.
>omg i owe 900k how can i possibly recover quick jon make me a concept bar and i'll be able to pay my purveyor for some more chicken wings this week
>>7718524
Don't forget to burn the new sign etc and sing pirate songs after he leaves. I was disappointed that there was no voodoo doll with pins in it.
Those people were legit mentally ill.
>>7717656
Guys
I invented a railing
Guys
It forces you to rub your crotch against someone's ass when you pass
Guys I called it butt funnel
>bar science
>>7718508
Pranksters on youtube claim their pranks are real as well...
I'm sure the bars are struggling, but they add a ton of drama just for the audiences at home.
>>7718610
Can you deny his success? Ever been to an energetic club without some kind of funnel?
>>7718644
>Can you deny his success?
Yes.
http://www.barrescueupdates.com/p/all-bar-rescue-updates.html
>>7718755
What he's done as a TV celebrity doesn't count, he made his millions long before that show was even an idea.
>>7718755
Oh last I checked he doesn't own or tun those bars.
>>7716328
They call those ice houses in the south and they're quite common. Never heard of them letting in outside alcohol. They do cookouts and shit on the weekends a lot and even open early and offer breakfast, coffee and beer.
>>7718632
>but they add a ton of drama just for the audiences at home.
They do that with cuts in the edit room and that shitty music/sound FXXX. They probably prime the people too, taking advantage of their personality and manipulating them unknowingly by setting them up in certain situations.
>>7718755
You're being stubborn and dense.
He did several in a row in my town, Omaha. The hooka bar he did was seriously still gross after he left and the people working there were retards.
>>7715994
The Pirate Bar because that crazy ho switched back after being a month profitable as Corporate Bar and then getting back together with her burnout French cook boyfriend.
Or the one that they show in the intro of the show that has the bucket filled with mold and dirty yellow water.
>>7715994
what's the one he turned into steampunk pirate them?
that one.
EVEN THE |ZOMBIE BAR IN VEGAS FAILED
>>7720161
Because the people running these bars are all idiots. If they failed once they will likely fail again.
I always wonder who watches these garbage shows.
And what's with all the new "____ Kids" shows (kid-oriented programming)?
Food Network definitely peaked a few years ago and is just shit now.
>>7720180
The man vs child show has a creepy title and the only good kid to watch is the little Asian girl. She's hilarious.
One kid has some faggy beret and prances around and another has a speech impediment.
>>7720180
I read that it's mostly middle-aged housewives who are probably drunk. It's why Food Network had people like Sandra Lee on, she just combined a bunch of pre-made foods and made cocktails.
>>7721352
Those kids are max autism.
>>7721352
Loli waifu/ 10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAVVRc0v218
>>7716076
Can confirm. I live in Wisconsin and Packy's Pub employees have talked about some of the things they were asked to do on camera ( like drink in excess ) for the sake of the show/in order to get their rescue. Mind you, a lot of the things they do are real and a lot of the things the show says are valid but I'm under the impression that a lot of the rescues rescues are staged ( the bar is made to look dirty; employees are asked to act roles, etc. ) much like the matches in the WWE.
>>7716076
Tafferty's wife is a solid 6.5, senpai.
The one near my house was an out and out scam, the bar was NEVER struggling, biggest problem it had was the town board and getting cited for overcrowding, place was poppin and the staff were high as balls at all times. They completely staged the Bar Rescue thing, got a $100000 sound system and a makeover that didn't change much for than the name and put a three story big tiddy bitch on the outside.
they wited three months and changed the name back and took down all the retarded new decor so it's basically the exact same place with a world class sound system/karaoke stage.
Very proud of my cheap and surly hometown niggaz for that. and the pizza is GREAT when that one kid is working, hit or miss when the bitches are running the kitchen.
the other one they did in my town closed down afterward because the original owner sold it to incompetents, Bar rescue didn't do shit one way or the other
>>7723415
>like drink in excess
That's setting yourself up for a lawsuit if something ever happens.
>>7723470
Which makes it so hard to hear and believe. A few of my bartender friends ( that is very successful/that I trust ) went with her co-workers. When I spoke with her later she mentioned that the staff had told them ( and others who were asking questions at the recently-relaunched bar ) had been told Guppy ( the person the show pegged as a potentially suicidal alcoholic ) drank as much as he did because he was asked to by the producer. After seeing what >>7723435 said I'm even more inclined to believe it now.
>>7723494
So fucking retarded.
SO i definitely get how the show is staged
no way you worked at a bar for years and can't make a single drink happens every time
>she's been her from the start 5 years ago
>can't make a martini
but what about all the dirt? is there an elaborate way they fake how dirty the places are?
>>7723514
They go in with buckets and spread it around.
The raccoon poop in that one episode was probably that fake shit you buy at the dollar store
>>7723494
Yeah brah, they stage as much as any other American reality show. I've been turned on by /ck/ to the UK version of Kitchen Nightmares and can't believe the difference.
>>7716041
>that fucking violin (?) screech that EVERY SINGLE one of these shows uses
