>tfw
How do you prevent this from happening?
>>7710503
Look where you cut dumbass.
Pay closer attention when using knifes
Use cutting gloves if you're a pussy
Use a duller knife.
I want to lick Annie's bloody finger
Get a food processor.
It's 2016 for fucks sake.
See a therapist
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem
>>7710519
>permanent solution
so I'll never have problems again? deal me in boss
look at what you're doing
>>7710503
I use a Chinese cleaver. The thing has never bit me.
>>7710515
>current year
>>7710503
I tell my wife "babe, chop an onion up for me please."
>>7710509
Using a sharp knife supposedly prevents this, because you notice the cut faster and stop before much harm is done.
I can't prove that right, because I'm not stupid enough to actually cut myself.
>>7710503
use the claw bro
>>7710623
The reasoning is that a sharp knife is less likely to slip off the food and onto your hand.
A sharper blade results in LESS ability to feel the cut.
>>7710593
I prefer Teddy Roosevelt's philosophy.
"Speak softly, but carry a big stick"
Only I carry a big dick when it's punishment time.
>>7710503
peel onion with hands, then bite into it
>>7710503
Use a food processor? Sure the results will be mediocre, but they are safe and fast
>>7710503
Looks like a dick cumming blood all over an unsuspecting catgirl with her back turned
How can you even cut yourself like that? Are you cutting the onions like a retard?
>>7710812
sticky this
>>7710812
This. Proper technique = impossible to cit yourself. If you cut yourself cutting onions you were sloppy, lazy, or don't know what you're doing.
Happens to everyone eventually myself included- but that doesn't make it not true.
>>7710503
>How do you prevent this from happening?
By learning how to use a knife you retard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCGS067s0zo
>>7710893
Better vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQZtCVkypAo
>>7710812
>tfw you cut yourself through the nail
>>7710913
It's only better in the sense he shows more ways to chop it, he doesn't go over how to not cut yourself.
This should help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bycgZ0PI6og
>>7710503
You keep cutting yourself to build up tough scar tissue. All the best chefs' hands are 90% scar tissue. It's the mark of a true master. I could stop bullets with thes fucking things.
>>7710503
don't put your paprika powder near the onions when cutting
>>7710812
You Pat your wife gently on her head and thank her for sucking your cum.
watch and learn folks
>>7711167
Sorry but my wife on period told me.
Then she told me let's go into the bedroom, jack off in my mouth
So I did.
>>7711178
This has to be one of the shittiest gifs I've ever encountered
>>7711235
holy shit I'm laughing. I don't know how it ended up like that. try this
>>7711291
That guy's knife is sharper than 10 000 katanas folded 10 000 000 times.
>>7710649
Punishment time?
>>7711308
Yes. Women who aren't sluts have delicate vaginas. When you jackhammer them they are often sore. Good excuse for head the next day.
>>7711291
Those are some solid skills for an eight year old.
Use proper technique and practise.
>>7710503
google "pepin knife skills" and watch the resulting video.
>>7710503
did you cry?
>>7710503
Have better motor skills...
If you tuck your fingertips in under your knuckles, keep the blade's edge from going above your knuckles and chop straight downwards, there's no way you can cut yourself.
Git gud, faggot
>>7710503
I thought you accidentally spilled a lot of paprika on one side of the onion. Cook it and eat if anyway, coagulated blood tastes good.
>>7712043
Actually you could still cut your thumb if your were careless, so keep that out of the way as well.
