What do you think about Paula Deen?
>traditional southern chick
>loves cooking
>recipes aren't complete garbage
seems alright by me
>>7705833
No opinion, never tried any of her recipes.
But I really hate those toothy, forced smiles I always see her with.
>>7705833
Would bang
>>7705833
I would fuck the shit outta that. I bet her pussy tastes like butter.
>>7705833
She called me a porchie and started rubbing a stick of butter on my head
I think it was some kind of blessing
I appreciate her philosophy on the help.
I'd fuck her
>>7705970
>Jelly that Paula is more sexually desirable than you
>>7705885
are you a cake?
>>7705995
>>7705970
Post pics of your tits (male or female, doesn't matter), and you'll find out, my friend! You'll find out!
>>7705833
she has a yeast biscuit recipe that tastes exactly like the rolls they used to give us with lunch at my old high school in tennessee. so much godliness and nostalgia in a little bread roll. for that, I can forgive her unnerving smile, unnatural orangeness, and even a bit of her casual old-south racism.
>>7705833
I like that she's racist but I don't like that she's a female.
I'd fuck the shit out of her desu
>>7705833
Let's just say i'm not surprised she developed diabetes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42oUVwyFsZI
>being sexually attracted to a GILF
c'mon guys... lets not, please.
doesnt she hate niggers? okay in my book
>>7706382
>being sexually attracted to a GILF
>c'mon guys... lets not, please.
You shouldnt type things you dont understand. Look up (x)ILF, think about what you said and feel bad about yourself for 24 hours before posting again.
>>7705833
Niggers did nothing wrong.
I mean Paula Dean did nothing wrong.
Cough... niggers.
>she's making me some fried pork chops while saying we should move cuz colored folk moving into the neighborhood. Then after dinner inject my seed into her soft plump vagina again and again
Waifu/10
I'd butter her biscuits to be quite honest family
>>7705970
Piss off roasty, you'd say the same thing if we said she was ugly and was a 1/10 wouldn't bang.
For real this magazine cover was the first time i'd heard of Paula Deen, and I was terrified.
I used to roleplay as her while playing pyro in TF2 tho.
>>7705833
Why do all photos of her look as if she's about to eat me?
>>7705833
>>7707405
>Paula will never inject you with butter and slowly cook you for 4 hours on Thanksgiving
JUST
>>7705833
She cooks food that should only be eaten once every 6 months.
>>7705833
I like her persona and she makes good food. I found a really good recipe for fried chicken that was by her and I love using it
>>7707415
That picture actually sums up her cooking style and kind of what i think of her, good work man.
I wonder what her farts smell like
>>7706069
>bring a fag
>>7705833
butter
>>7705833
Not a fan of fat people, fat people food, forced niceness or casual racism. To me she's symbolic of everything wrong with the South.
>she will never ride your face
Why live, bros?
I just want her to peg me
>>7707639
I think she would given the right circumstances....
maybe if I can get her drunk enough
>>7707620
Reddit is here
i hate her.
I want Paula deen to suffocate me with her asshole
>>7706397
took the words outta my mouth
>>7705970
Sup, Paula. Wanna use my butter stick in your rolled cinnamon buns?
>>7706382
You kink-shaming, anon?
I want to do things to her ass.
My friend worked for her and had some fuuuuuuuuucking horror stories. She sounds like one of the most deplorable human beings I've ever heard of.
If you mention her name, he will leave the room.
>>7709387
share stories.
>>7705833
I want her to lick butter off my browneye.
>>7705833
>What do you think about Paula Deen?
big ol' buttery pussy
>>7705833
Sub par human with cookware to match.
>>7705833
it's not impressive to make anything taste good with a lot of butter
it's a crutch
that she'll need when she loses her foot to diabetes
i own her furniture set tbqh.
it's "country french."
gorgeous.
>>7705833
i bet she uses butter as lube when getting fucked in the ass
her restaurant in Savanahh is pretty much always pack every single night
it's why I thought the racism debacle was hilarious because everyone was saying it was going to ruin her career. Her restaurants had 0 chance of being affected
>>7711029
Who doesn't?
All obese people are shit regardless of character or accomplishments in my opinion.
Also the meme of butter and racism is hacky. Would still probably bang her though
>>7713882
The food network didn't renew her contract though?
>>7709387
C'mon, man. You can't just say shit like that and not share...
>>7713921
>the meme of butter and racism is hacky
When that's her personality, isn't she the one that's a hack?
I can't just make fun of her for being from Africa or something because she isn't
>>7714686
>Paula deen is from Africa
that would explain that thick buttery ass she's got
I bought a pretty amazing PD spring-form pan for dirt cheap from Amazon cause of that whole racism kerfuffle.
It really is a great pan, solid steel and not a flimsy piece of shit like most pans. That bitch doesn't fuck around when it comes to making cheesecakes.
>Krispy Kremes
>Put a cheeseburger between them
Wala!
>>7705874
this
>>7713921
Mein neger
