>go to amazon
>search "food gadget"
>post most 1st world result
>>7682198
PERFECT SLICES EVERY TIME
>>7682201
That's pretty helpful
this takes batteries
>>7682223
That could be okay. Is there a thickness adjuster?
That pat looks a little bit much for my tastes.
>>7682237
if only that had room for like 3-4 cans. if that was the case, would buy/10
>>7682206
I eat pizzas with forks every time.
>>7682237
I can hear the USB ports blowing out
>>7682207
no it's wayyy better to do it by hand
>>7682201
Shamefur dispuray.
Commit sudoku now you filthy baka gaijin.
>>7682262
If that is what I think it is, its just a blue LED light in a fridge housing. It doesn't even cool your drink, but just looks cool I guess if you like wasting USB ports for LED lights.
it's fucking 21 dollars wtf
(also it's a gyoza maker apparently)
>Double Scoop! Pro Falafel Tool for Making Felafel Balls ($61.23)
Just what I've always wanted.
>>7682319
Everyone needs to have their balls cupped once in a while
>>7682319
I've seen falafel joints use something like those to be fair, though 61 bucks seems insanely overpriced.
>>7682198
>$273.89 for a device that removes the water from canned tuna
Wow
>>7682336
local taco place serves tacos in these
Not gonna lie this thing just looks neat and it's only 10 bucks.
>>7682344
I've seen those used in sushi places to cut thinner strips of seaweed. Some of these products in this thread probably serve some purpose in a production/restaurant setting for some niche.
>£9.60
>>7682349
Ohh... I bet they'd also be great at cutting out strands of fresh pasta noodles from dough if you didn't have a machine.
How can this possibly be easier to clean than a bowl and a fork?
>>7682352
jil sander made a paper bag for £185 a few years ago
This is definitely a common problem that needs a technological solution.
>>7682344
My mum has some of those... She uses them to cut up important letters after the shredder broke.
>"Wow Anon, I bet shaping the dough for this artisan lattice bread took FOREVER.."
Naw man, it's just like using a push mower.
>>7682377
I could actually use this.
..Why didn't I think of this?
>>7682378
You're fat
>>7682380
I just drive a lot.
>>7682385
No you're fat
>>7682339
is that subway's logo on that tuna can?? maybe they use it at subway and it saves them time in the morning or something
>>7682387
If you say so, anon.
>>7682344
I actually have one of these, it's surprisingly useful. Good for herbs and stuff.
>>7682355
Stores & Keeps A Cut Avocado Fresh For Longer
>>7682419
Oh, he's just a silly head.
>>7682426
Shut up fat ass
>>7682429
>>7682344
fucking great for mincing herbs
>>7682476
Yeah you would know
>>7682203
I bet it would take a lot more effort than to just make a sushi roll with your hands...
>>7682385
you really shouldn't you a steering wheel mounted table while driving anon
>>7682484
The point of that contraption is to omit the nori. It's near impossible to roll sushi uniformly without the nori there to keep it in shape.
>>7682491
1) why omit the nori?
2) Even if you do want to omit it, you can still roll the sushi by placing a piece of plastic wrap over the bamboo rolling mat.
>>7682490
You have to be parked to use the tray.
>>7682491
> It's near impossible to roll sushi uniformly without the nori there to keep it in shape.
...just use something else in place of the nori. what magical properties does the nori have?
>>7682499
It has the magical property of umami
>>7682493
>if you don't do it with the traditional equipment it won't taste the same
>>7682499
Like what? Rice paper? That'd work. But it would also have a really shit texture.
Go ahead, I'm curious what substitutes you think you can use. Something thin and pliable enough to maintain structure, but doesn't have a bad texture or weird taste that would conflict with the ingredients of a roll.
>>7682501
>prevaricating this hard
it's easier and more versatile to do it by hand/with a mat. the sushi gun thing is one size and it relies on compressing the sushi pretty hard
>>7682502
a mat, or clingfilm.
>>7682502
Plastic wrap is very commonly used to make "white" rolls.
>>7682517
Which you use on the OUTSIDE while rolling. The nori goes on the inside and is the foundation the rice is built on. So no, that's not a solution to omitting it. You have nothing to spread the rice on as a base. The base keeps the rice from mushing together when you roll it. Roll a rice tube without a base and you're going to get a pile of smushed rice.
>>7682502
Beancurd skin?
>>7682523
You say that yet I have seen various chefs on the old Japanese "Iron Chef" TV show roll nori-less sushi many times using cling film over a bamboo mat. Now maybe that's something that requires a lot of expertise but they sure make it look simple. Perhaps the trick is to use a filling for the roll which is long and fairly firm so that the rice can be rolled around it?
>>7682502
sausage casing could work
you could even chrisp up the skin to give a different texture to the final product
>>7682523
people have been rolling california rolls for a very long time without this gun, buddy.
i mean, i took a sushi making class when i was a kid about 10 years ago and they taught me to do it.
i think you should calm the tism.
Bought this garlic slicer on Amazon. The garlic literally liquefies in the oil.
>>7682544
your life must be really sad/boring/lonely
i bet you actually giggled when you posted this
>>7682386
>>7682518
Are you retarded?
>>7682548
Are you a woman? I ask because every woman I have ever met is not capable of understanding humor.
Im confused though because saving and posting .gifs is a little too difficult for the average woman.
So you're either a smart woman, or a humorless prick who thinks that if he calls others people's lives sad/boring/lonely, it someone makes his better.
I bet you actually thought yourself as being above the discourse here when you posted this
>>7682622
Are you trying to say that you found that picture funny and therefore it was justified to post it? If so, you might consider the fact that your brain may be broken, because that wasn't funny at all. It was just a sad waste of time and bandwidth.
>>7682622
>>7682577
>posting the same shit thousands of times from a 25 year old movie is funny
its not funny its just fucking useless cancer like 90% 4chan full of autists who think "hey i recognize that thing also" is top tier comedy
>hey look guys im one of you
>did you like my meme? i heard its a popular one here
Well shit.
>>7682198
>>7682378
What audiobook are you currently listening to?
>>7682640
totally agree broheim
posts that you mentioned are a bane to the true purveyors and connoisseurs of a Thai Bicycle Club image board
>>7682707
I listen to Opie and Anthony clips on YouTube or the Lazlow Show, i can't listen to audiobooks, i enjoy actually reading.
>>7682701
Just hook it up above my bed and seal the door, this will be my tomb.
>>7682448
>do you think retirement homes are a comedy show
yes
>>7682663
I have arthritis and would buy that and a few other items in this thread if it didn't look like it's a bitch to clean.
>about as far as I can open my right hand
>>7682900
What a weak little faggot
>>7682900
aw.
![man+cut+in+half[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xVj5Y8z.jpg "man+cut+in+half[1].jpg")
>>7682377
that's perfect to have at gut level
>>7682786
kek. underrated post.
![31cd5qpHsxL[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6Ed6fko.jpg "31cd5qpHsxL[1].jpg")
>>7682198
> Auto Stir - No Hands, Cordless, Food Mixing, Stirring Kitchen Gadget
Cordless and Portable, 3 Speed Battery operated Stirrer
Durable stainless steel legs. Non-scratch Silicone feet - withstands temperatures up to 300˚C. Mini silicone spatula attached to feet - makes automated stirring easy
Ideal for soups, sauces, milk based puddings, baby foods & other applications
Easy after care , Dishwasher safe. Light weight and portable
Constant run-time on one set of batteries: 4 hours
Are you too lazy to stand there for up to four hours, constantly stirring a pot?
Do you like stews, but hate slaving over a hot stove, moving your arm around?
If so, THIS IS FOR YOU! It is hands-free! It is cordless, so no nasty electricity gets on your food, and NO CABLES TO WASH. And best of all, it's DISHWASHER SAFE. You don't even need to clean it yourself!
>>7682544
*snifsnif*
>yeahigotoneofthose!
*snrf*
>they'regreat!
*srrrft*
>>7682362
>tfw wife buys one of those to threaten you if you ever cheat
![51f-1kA+4hL[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GssF3uo.jpg "51f-1kA+4hL[1].jpg")
>>7682198
That's actually fairly useful. In a specific sort of way.
>>7682201
>>7682203
I never knew that was anything people even NEEDED.
>>7682206
Ingenious. Completely useless and you'll never find it when you need it, but ingenious.
>>7682207
How often do you make sushi that you'd need one of those?
And how fucking uncoordinated are you that you WOULD need one of those?
>>7682213
It's for beer.
>>7682223
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! BUTTER ON EVERYTHING! WHY WASTE CALORIES SLICING IT WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A DISPENSER GADGET TO DO IT FOR YOU?
CLICK!
BUTTER!
CLICK!
BUTTER!
>>7682230
> But officer, it's a sauce bottle...
>>7682306
>gyoza maker
Pretty sure that's a play-doh factory. What IS gyoza, anyway?
>>7682336
For California, blatantly. Mexican food and earthquakes.
>>7682352
>>£9.60
For a fucking bag.
Where the fuck do you live, anon, that amazon threw THAT up?
>>7682380
>You're fat
>>7682380
>I just drive a lot.
>>7682387
>No you're fat
Guys, guys. He's probably a trucker. He drives a lot AND he's fat.
>>7682497
>You have to be parked to use the tray.
Or just on a dead straight American road.
>>7682663
I love how the hand holding it is wrinkled. They know their market.
> Pic related
I love how they had to include food to show it's not a sex toy.
>>7682786
>>7682957
Before my grandpa passed he used to buy all sorts of gimmicky shit that came in the mail. Usually a result of those mail-in "sweepstakes" where they promise huge prize sums but all they ever send back are chinese-made gadgets and more mail-in forms.
Inevitably they'd make their way to me in the form of birthday and christmas gifts.
I'd call them "pops gifts." In his old wit, he'd play these gadgets up like they were the best thing ever hoping we the "kids" would either think they're that hot shit, or pity him for being old and taking it off his hands anyway.
That 'mixer' was one of said gifts. Imagine carving out the vibrator from your mom's favorite dildo and jerry-rig that on top of three metal coathanger prongs. It might be a neat abortion tool, but no, that was this mixer and the intent was for it to stir up sauces.
In short it doesn't mix anything efficiently at all. Even low-maintenance sauces like spaghetti sauce. It kind of just hobbles about in the pan, it does completed rotations after awhile but they're not enough to really be incorporating anything or keeping your sauce from sticking to the bottom and sides of the pot.
Still though, makes me think of my grandpa and his gullible wallet yet good intentions.
>>7683043
I think the injectors make perfect sense.
The shears? That implies shit tier knife skills.
>>7682990
just split your replies up into multiple posts.
you will get more replies and more of them are likely to be positive.
you're welcome.
>>7682223
Ja/ck/ has one of those
>>7682386
>yurt the silent chef
>>7682956
What a useless fucking post
>>7683081
>wah why don't people reply approvingly to my jokes
>>7682786
Nice
>>7682355
wonder if this actually works.
>>7682990
Gyoza are just a form of japanese dumplings, pan fried.
I really how no idea how that gadget would work, but it looks like it's partially a press. The crinkle effect on the outside of gyoza is desired.
>>7682362
I bet those sell like hotcakes in the Philippines.
>>7682640
Nobody likes you
>>7682344
someone bought me a pair of these a couple years ago and they're great for herbs. i always forget that i have them though until i'm done cutting up herbs.
>>7683088
>wah I need validation from anonymous internet users
>>7683143
That's a solid investment though
>>7683134
>wah i'm the pot and you, kettle, are black
>>7682990
>being that guy
>>7683199
Holy shit.
>JUST HOLD IT TO MY FACE JEEVES, I AM TOO TIRED TO LICK
>>7683081
What a useless fucking post
>>7682712
Bane?
>>7682548
I didn't get the guys post, but I got yours.
You're clearly..well, just mean. Quit projecting and do something to make yourself happier.
Real happiness, not just that rush you must get when you insult people anonymously on the internet.
>>7682900
Shit dude that sucks
>>7683027
Your story made me smile, thanks!
>>7683273
>>7683264
Nah, I don't know anything else, had it since I was 7. I've got a good job, great colleagues, and the most amazing friends. Life is good.
>>7682206
>Not using hands + tissue
>>7683273
this is extremely cute
I would buy it and use it in private so no one can make fun of me
>>7683297
In that case, power to you!
>>7683300
>in private
That's sick anon, you want it to look like a robot baby is jerking your gherkin?
>>7682237
OH SHIT!!!
I've actually got one of these. My sister bought it for my birthday.
It's pretty nice. I helps keep cans cool. I just hook it up to my computer and place by my screen.
The only downside is that some glasses don't fit and that there is no off button so you have to unplugg it, but otherwise I like it!!!
>inb4 basement dweller
>>7682983
Haha, my female friends do this but with a banana cutter!
Some of these would be nice to have if the effort expended in washing them wasn't more than the effort saved by using them.
>>7682900
Really sorry man. My grandpa lived 90% of his life with rheumatoid arthritis all over (he started getting it after a bad bout with scarlet fever as a boy). He was my hero - had 5 sons, worked at a television station. Loved good chocolate, beer, was amazed by the nes/snes and played with us kids, even managed play the piano despite the condition and pain in his hands. The patriarch of a huge extended family, so many fond memories of he and my grandmother.
>>7683143
Have you ever seen a can-crushing gif or webm? Shit is maximum comfy.
>unitaskers
>>7682957
>and NO CABLES TO WASH
>2017
>not washing your cables
>>7683339
Sounds like a great man indeed. Thanks for the sympathy, but >>7683297
There's so many people who've got it a lot worse than I do, I can still walk short distances and drive a car even. It has been bad indeed, but now (age 31) I've never felt better and love life.
It's an inconvenience and sometimes hurts a lot, but fuck if I let it hold me back.
>>7683347
Yes, but for $11k...
>>7682544
Don't put too many onions in the sauce.
>>7682701
I've seen this IRL and it's great
>>7683027
That's so sweet, anon.
>>7683509
The future is now.
>>7682198
That would be amazing for someone with like, Parkinson's, or old folk who can barely use their hands, who those products are usually designed for anyways.
...it's still hilarious they try to sell these literal aids for disordered people to the masses and people actually buy this shit they don't need.
>>7683547
I use one of these. Whatcha gonna do about it?
>>7682640
Pretty much this. Shitty, old references aren't funny. HURR DURR LOOK AT ME I REFERENCED A THING LOOK AT ME SO FUNNY LEL. Every time I see a bane-post I want to gouge my eyes out. Dank meme posting shit-heads need to fuck off to where they belong, with their auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, “Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!” I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
>>7684325
as salt and pepper said...
>this makes me so mad i want to shoop.
>>7684348
>Gourmet Defroster
I'm sorry, what?
>For Fresh and Saltwater Fish
>Can be used for Frozen, Pellet, Flake or Freeze Dried Food.
>Adjustable Release Settings
Oh.
OHHH.
Fuck I didn't even know there was fish food that wasn't dried flakes in a can.
>>7684400
>Current year
>not shaving your corn
>>7683240
>eye
>>7684381
kinda useful... mincing garlic is a bitch and sticky as fuck
>>7684410
>I have shit knife skills
>>7684414
That looks like a culinary buttplug...
>>7684413
it's still faster no matter how good your knife skills are and the crushing that happens releases more oils and flavor anyway.
cleaning is as easy as just running it under some water for a couple seconds.
Most chefs recommend a garlic press... and i think even alton brown said it was one of the very few unitaskers he approved.
but it is totally superfluous and a nice to have.. not a need.
>>7682491
Look at the picture again... it's meant for retards.
>>7684422
>it's still faster no matter how good your knife skills are
actually no, not really
>the crushing that happens releases more oils and flavor anyway.
extruded garlic is different to hand crushed/minced garlic: in fact a lot of people think it's worse. and you don't necessarily want to 'release more oils and flavour'.
>Most chefs recommend a garlic press
no they don't
>>7684440
um.. ok.. except what you wrote is all wrong.
>>7684441
i have one of these and it is much faster than using a knife and the slices are perfectly uniform.
>2016
>not having a banana slicer
>>7683297
thats great man, seing people with real issues do well makes me feel guilty about being such a piece of shit.
I hope you have a great life, you deserve it
>>7682663
I want one of these.
>>7682544
I don't get it.
>>7684445
hey great job addressing the points buddy
extruded garlic is imperfect. stuff gets left behind in the press. you have to clean it out, a task at which domestic dishwashers often fail. the paste tends to be more pungent and to oxidise and even burn more easily. it is only significantly faster when dealing with one or two cloves, in large part because you can stick them in without peeling, but as the number of cloves go up, assuming you have the knack, it's faster to use a knife or a pestle and mortar.
>>7682448
>boomers complain about millennials being lazy
>Uses products in this thread
W E W
>>7682474
nigga dats a comb.
>>7684403
the fuck
>>7683108
America's Test Kitchen says, no.
>>7684472
I have one of these.. they are fantastic for mixing drinks.. like choco milk or brotein shakes.. or baby formula...
it was left in the house by the previous tenants.. i would have never purchased, but now i don't know how i lived without it.
it will even foam milk...
>>7684439
>pass the satan vomit, please
>>7684496
i NEED one of these...
>>7684504
>wasting all of that avocado
>>7682663
Bought one of these for sheer novelty. It actually works pretty well. It would be great for some old fuck who can't properly crack eggs
>>7683416
I only put three small onions in
>>7684504
>the current year
>not using a spoon
>>7684496
my mom has one of these. it's lame
>>7683694
>>7684535
It mashes up eggs
>>7682358
Dishwasher
>>7684535
I'm not sure, but I just noticed this and giggled
>>7682262
A buddy of mine had one. You actually don't put a warm soda in there, it'll take forever to cool down. You put a cold soda in there and it keeps it cold. I'm willing to bet the insulation does more work than the actual cooling components, so it probably doesn't have that many BTUs or draw much power. My buddy said he put it in his truck and tried to use it on the USB power in there, but the cans got hot (Middle of summer in Mississippi, temps over 100 outside)
>>7684452
>they couldn't even afford a real stew for the picture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgFeVlw2Ywg
>>7684635
that thumbnail is horrible and the video is horrible
>>7684728
Alton Brown is so cringeworthy, I have no idea why people on here pretend to like him.
>>7684734
>i cant stand how stupid you people are
>promoting all these dumb unitaskers
>i bought all of them to show you how dumb they are
>>7684734
Because in a simpler time, where basic cable was everywhere, people with culinary curiosity would pop on food channel and Good Eats introduced them to basic methodology and encouragement to get out there and cook for themselves.
>>7684734
Because compared to the other cooking celebrities on TV he is more relatable, more likeble, and works more with food and recipes that your average person can actually make.
>>7684749
>>7684757
>defending alton brown
>>7684766
>narrate what others are saying
>include anime reaction image
Great Job!
>>7684766
Actually neither post was defending him, they simply answered the question why people liked them.
Also please refrain from posting anime outside of /a/, thank you.
>>7684772
>please refrain from posting anime outside of /a/
>>7684785
Why should I care what some tripfag thinks?
>>7684785
Moot is ded m8. Still was blatant shitposting, which is against the rules (kek, rules).
>>7684790
>Why should I care what some tripfag thinks?
>>7684796
>>7682373
This actually looks useful for people who bake a lot. I guess I suddenly learned how my local bakery makes pie crusts.
>>7682707
Not that anon, but you're right.
I like to listen to an episode of Starship Sofa in the parking lot during lunch, eating the food I brought from home, so I don't have to look at my idiot coworkers or have my story interrupted.
I usually use a plastic plate I leave in the car as a lap tray, but this would be nice.
Zoodle slicer
>>7683509
I want this, and not just to use for eggs-imagine perfectly cubic dumplings or ravioli.
>>7683043
>Methinks
>>7683295
oh fuck that scared me
>>7684336
Baby, if you were a shotgun you'd be an uzi.
>>7684419
My favorite kitchen task is coring and slicing bell peppers. This gadget can go to hell.
>>7683628
It's beneficial for the disabled minority if people who don't need the devices keep the companies funded. If people didn't buy them en masse, then the companies that engineer them would have a harder time turning a profit or paying for new designs.
>>7684790
Our late Beloved Leader should be given more respect.
Mootlekins is love.
Yep. It's called the Curb Cut Effect.
We don't give a shit about disabled people as a society, but we do want convenient sidewalks for bikes, strollers, and other normie things. So somehow, laziness is a protector.
>>7683509
I'm curious as to why "makes a square egg" is in quotations like that
>>7685056
It's 'ironic', because it make the egg into a cube, not a square- as that would be geometrically impossible in 3d realspace.
>>7683108
I own one. Slight improvement.
>>7684440
>actually no,not really
actually yes,really
also that's a great way to address the points, right?
jesus christ, i hope there's some people on /ck/ that aren't such pretentious little cunts like you
>>7684465
how does one chop garlic with a mortar&pestle?
you got some mad skills bro
>>7682361
/fa/ x /ck/ crossposters
faccckk
>>7685322
its better than I, a /g/ x /fa/ crossposter
>>7684940
I have a peeler that does this, its good for raw dishes
>>7682544
Nice Goodfellas reference
btw check'd
>>7684488
I've used something like this before, it's amazing.
Stop posting these hideous phone screenshots.
Have some respect for fuck's sake.
>>7685474
>>>/pol/
>inb4 fuck off
>inb4 op cant inb4
>>7684364
Actually...
>>7682701
whats this doing here
>>7685192
>butting in halfway through a conversation over the course of which the points were clearly addressed
stop overusing the word pretentious.
>>7685195
didn't use the word chop in that post once.
>>7684364
>tfw my wife takes adderall and compulsively shops all day on amazon while Im at work
We have one of these, and a few other things in this thread. They are all still in their original packaging, never been opened
