if you do this in my sushi bar, I will kindly ask you to GTFO.
>>7678598
You would stammer, mutter and mumble. Everyone would end up laughing at you.
but thats how you do it faggot
>>7678616
http://www.japantoday.com/category/opinions/view/the-rules-of-sushi
>To mix or not to mix? The correct technique is to place a small amount of wasabi on each piece of sushi with your chopstick before eating. These days it is quite common for people outside of Japan to mix their wasabi in soy sauce as a dipping sauce for the sushi. I tend to do this myself and although not technically correct, it is acceptable.
So you can do it, but people who know will snigger at you behind your back.
>>7678627
Is that Alex jones
>>7678627
he might be morphin later :(
>>7678598
but you don't have a sushi bar, anon
>>7678641
if the chef decided it needs wasabi, he will add it before serving it to you.
also I've seen plenty of japanese people add it to the soy sauce.
>>7678598
Bullshit. My ex-gf is a jap and she told me nobody gives a fuck about that in Kyoto
>>7678616
No faggot a good sushi place will put the sushi on the inside, if they you're supposed to put it in the inside
>>7678657
>if they you're supposed to put it in the inside
How to eat sushi
- mix wasabi with soy sauce to use as dip
- ask for a fork, or alternatively stick the chopstick into the sushi
- dip half of the sushi in wasabi, take a bite
- to improve flavor / avoid parasite infection ask for the chef to toss the fish on the grill first
>>7678655
>if the chef decided it needs wasabi, he will add it before serving it to you.
Sure. That's why it's served with wasabi on the side, so that you never use it.
Likewise if the chef decides it needs soy sauce, he'll dip if before he serves it to you, and the soy sauce on the side should absolutely never be used.
>there are people in this world that genuinely care about how you eat your wasabi, to the point that they get emotional over it
>>7678643
that's your mother's husband.
>>7678677
Welcome to /ck/, where everyone is an elitist asshole about how other people like their food.
Basically the reason most people here have no friends.
>>7678673
Oh Anon you're so funny!
>>7678671
I said a good sushi place. A crappy place or a family sushi restaurant won't because of pussies that complain about a little bit of spice
>>7678598
Who cares? It's fast food.
>>7678674
>I have to use every condiment provided all at once
american detected.
>>7678662
Turned out I'm gay and need to confront that. It sucks desu
I could eat my sushi with a fork and not a single one of you five foot talk slants working at a sushi shop would say a God damn thing to me.
>>7678695
why would you choose to be a poofter?
>>7678641
>>7678655
>>7678674
Kill yourselves desu, do you know how autistic you sound?
>>7678627
thanks for the laugh i had.
>>7678700
My life was too good so I decided to run it into the ground
>>7678662
my fists are too small for her now.
>>7678598
you are a big dum dum
>>7678656
holy shit. someone in this thread who has had ACUTAL contact with japs.
Some members of my family are from japan and NOBODY CARES.
The only people who care a weaboos who make up dumbass rules on how to eat food.
You are NOT Japanese
Japs laugh at you for trying to bring your fat/ugly PASTY ass into their culture.
>>7678697
Anon nobody would actually give a shit irl. You've been on the internet a lot, haven't you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc6v8IUe_0g
And now you know.
I wouldn't waste hon-wasabi like that ever, but if it's just flavored horseradish who gives a shit.
>>7678693
>bends over backwards to twist words for the purpose of making a "hurr muricans" shitpost
Board cancer detected
you do realise that japanese people dont actually give a shit and the only people who care are faggot white Nweeaboos
>>7678641
Per my boze buddy "if you wanna do it properly, add a little wasabi to each piece"
Said immediately prior to him mixing it into the soy sauce and pouring it over his kaisendon.
Polite practices and reality don't always play nice.
I don't normally eat up at the bar but I once had the guy reach over and put the wasabi in my sauce
so, checkmate I guess
>>7678765
>random fucker at a sushi bar dumps wasabi in your soy sauce
y-you too...
>>7678693
>All at once
No one said "all at once" you colossal spastic. Please go back to whatever shit-stain third world English school you go to and learn to read.
where do you get real wasabi? even the "fancy sushi place" in my area uses horseradish paste imitations, maybe its bc im in the suburbs. i am still not sure that ive ever tried the real thing or not
Am I the only one that thinks soy sauce is fucking gross?
Sushi tastes fine on its own. Why are you trying to ruin it?
>>7678686
I think he was making fun of your shit grammar. I still can't figure out what you meant to say
If the sushi/nigiri is made right, it doesn't need any wasabi anyway.
the only exception to this is when pickled wasabi is served on the side of a sashimi or chirashi dish.
Now, the ginger, that's another story. You need that to cleanse your palate.
>>7678900
Agreed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QKsAHVRQU8
Ways to put your own restaurant out of business
I was a cutsman for 5 years and half of all sushi patrons do this
>>7678641
m8 I don't care how a bunch of sniveling japs think i should eat the food.
I paid for. It's mine now. Unless I'm eating it IN Japan why the fuck would I care about their customary practices?
Food isn't something that has 'rules'. You just eat shit that you like.
>>7679169
>You just eat shit that you like.
I agree. Who the fuck likes wasabi overpowering the taste of the fish?
>>7679170
Wasabi doesn't overpower anything in sushi. It hits different taste buds, flares your sinuses, and complements the entire experience perfectly.
Soy sauce, on the other hand, fucks everything up. Turns it into a salt lick.
>>7678598
What the fuck are you talking about? My Japanese friends do this all the time.
You guys know it's not actually wasabi right?
>>7679251
You know sushi isn't actually seaweed, right?
>>7679251
You know you're not special for knowing that and bringing it up, right?
>>7678627
You just letting off steam about that now?
>>7678598
All you weebs realise this a common practice amongst Japs?
>>7678627
You were a dumb fucking kid
>>7678598
but that's exactly how the japanese eat their sushi
>>7678598
No you won't
Actually
You're probably the kind of faggot who always get takeout sushi cuz you can't bear being seen eating alone
>>7678671
Oh god I feel sorry for that fucker
He's so fat, ugly and grotesque, he'll probably never get a girl thin enough he could put his arms around
His lack of self esteem probably also will hinder his life goals and he'll be some schmuck in a dead end job
>>7679345
>psychological projection
>>7678598
I just watched pic related last night (5/10 pretty gay) and i know it's a movie but the sushi chef who is japanese instructs her to mix the wasabi and soy
Why do people have such unsatisfying lives they have to micromanage the way other people eat on this level?
>>7679345
From the look of him I do not think he cares about any of that, he will be happy playing with lego and eating crayons.
>>7679432
I bet you also cut the crusts off your sandwiches.
>>7678598
who needs wa
sabi and soy sauce when you have ranch dressing
>>7678598
you wouldn't do shit
>>7679440
I like the crusts but I live an incredibly fulfilling life not worrying about what other people are doing with their goddam crusts or wasabi. Even if you're butt ugly they're are more exciting things to get mad about on the internet.
>>7679370
I'd like to eat her sushi.
>>7678733
>Some members of my family are from japan
Settle down you fuckin haffu
![8a9fcf337d475abe024b9ef726811f99692c9e1b_hq[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5X8JglQ.jpg "8a9fcf337d475abe024b9ef726811f99692c9e1b_hq[1].jpg")
>>7678598
>autistic faggot white weeaboos have invented a religion around peasant food invented to keep fish from rotting too badly
>Actual Japs just shrug at silly white people but their money spends good
>>7679488
The world would be a better place with fewer people like you. High standards should be demanded in all facets of the world.
>>7679169
mostly because you retards don't know what you're doing when it comes to raw foods and don't know how much good fish your wasting by washing away the flavor with too much sauce or wasabi and ginger.
Fish are a dying species so we do have the right to be upset you are wasting it.
>>7678896
Japanese market.
I buy pickled wasabi there, it comes in frozen packets from Japan. It's the tits.
>>7678598
You will do no such thing, go back to serving me or I won't subsidize your pay, as a material of fact you have upset me. Tell your wife to put in mire hours at yhe corner and that won't be bringing a full paycheck this week
>>7678598
Kick out people who think they can tell paying customers how to eat their food? Yeah I would kick out twats like that too.
>>7679835
What the fuck are you talking about, you autistic child?
>>7678896
The only way to know for a fact that you're getting the real thing is to watch someone actually grate a wasabi root right in front of you.
>>7679819
if people stopped catching fish for three years every twenty years, we would never ever run out of fish
>>7679451
This mofo knows whats up
>>7678598
I just put soy sauce in the tiny plate, put a piece of shushu inside and mix until its one thing and eat with a spoon
>>7678598
None of you stupid motherfuckers have ever had real wasabi before.
>>7678695
Hey man, I know that feel - same shit happened to me
>>7680418
Are you saying real wasabi should be mixed in soy sauce?
>>7678627
Nobody likes the Blue Ranger. Not even the rest of the cast of Power Rangers.
What a fag.
>>7680431
No.
It's bad practice to mix wasabi in soy sauce.
But it's not bad practice to mix this horseradish, food coloring mix in with soy sauce.
It's like people yelling "YOU SHOULDN'T PUT KETCHUP ON STEAK" while watching people eat a frozen hamburger
>>7679899
And every fisherman in the world goes bankrupt, there is always a downside.
>>7680437
I disagree. It's not like that at all. Just because imitation wasabi is all you have is no reason to be a boor.
>>7678598
>I will kindly ask you to GTFO.
Sweet. I will kindly not pay for my food.
>>7680418
Excuse me, but I certainly have.
Which is one reason I never eat the green paste.
Am I the only one thinking it is a bait or what?
Serve me real wasabi then.
I'll continue to mix soy sauce and green dyed horseradish until then.
>>7680547
Why are you so keen to mix them? It's nicer when you don't.
>>7679345
>Oh god I feel sorry for that fucker
>he posted on the cooking forum of the website 4chan
>>7680583
I only post here ironically. I feel sorry for people like you, too.
>>7678598
>>7678656
>>7678733
yup. literally nobody cares outside of some traditional restaurants or at renowned sushiya where you are being openly disrespectful by seasoning food that has been painstakingly seasoned for you.
nobody's watching; nobody cares. splash your conveyor belt sushi with whatever the fuck you want.
>>7678598
I do this all the time, I do not see any issue with it.
Several years ago I taught English in Japan for two years. I had sexual congress with six Japanese women and was actually considering proposing to my girlfriend and making a life in Nagano City or moving with her back to America. It didn't work out.
After visiting the Hiroshima Peace Memorial I can attest to the fact that if the Japanese try to push us too far, we will obliterate them, no questions asked.
If a Japper tells me not to put my wasabi in soy sauce, I'll remind them about their ancestors who were turned into shadows on concrete because they fucked with the wrong white people.
>>7679370
POO IN SOOSHI
>>7678613
first post best post
>>7678598
Most Wasabi outside of America is fake and even Most Wasabi in Japan outside of expensive sushi bars or restaurants is fake due to the fact Real Wasabi spoils really fast like an average 15 minutes before the taste gets oxidized by the very air we breathe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJp9nKaO7c4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qq30ya3ui4
Real Wasabi does not need Soy Sauce because it affects your mouth in a vastly different way than Horseradish aka Fake Wasabi.
A lot of people in this thread who can't tolerate Fake Wasabi aka Horseradish would be surprised how much they could tolerate Real Wasabi if they ever got a chance to compare.
>>7678896
It is not economical at all to buy real wasabi in a paste.
It is better to buy the actual Wasabi Plant and carefully store it and only use it when you want it by grating it on demand.
This is because real wasabi paste is very sensitive to oxygen.
>>7679819
Please be kidding
if you eat sushi i will kindly ask you to gtfo
>>7678677
>there are people on this board that genuinely care about how you like your steak, to the point that they shitpost over it
>>7678641
Nicker, you fucked up a word
As I understand it, there should already be wasabi *in* the sushi itself.
However, a lot of restaurants in North America don't do this because white people might complain. So instead, they put wasabi on the side so that white people can choose to have it according to their individual tastes.
tl;dr It's technically wrong to put wasabi in your sou sauce, but you don't have much choice if you live in North America, because white people ruined it for you.
>>7678598
But i want to anon. Why do you care?
>>7680955
But why would you go to a sushi bar and tell people to not eat sushi?
why wouldn't you go to a regular restaurant that doesn't sell sushi instead of being a little bitch about nothing?
>>7679232
Dont understand why anyone would use soy sauce, even the japs. The taste should be subtle and not sharp n salty
>>7680996
>As I understand it
You obviously don't understand
You're allowed to add more wasabi and you're allowed to add more soy sauce, despite both being present on most rolls or nigiri
but what you're not supposed to do is mix everything together so you have a flavor blanket that doesn't allow you to actually taste your food
It's why pouring ketchup all over your fries instead of making a puddle on the side is considered autistic
I used to work at a sushi restaurant.
I've seen much worse things than putting wasabi in the soy sauce. Much worse. Hell, it makes wasabi-in-soy-sauce seem tame by comparison.
I've seen people ordering a large platter, and drizzling soy sauce all over it.
I've even seen one guy bring his own ketchup packets to use with his sushi.
Man, I've seen some shit. Mixing wasabi with soy sauce doesn't even bother me anymore.
>>7681034
What step is getting a job at Ichiban in your weaboo master plan of moving to Japan?
>>7681043
Rephrase that please, I've maxed out my daily quota of autism.
I eat the giant glob of wasabi in one bite before proceeding to my sushi. I'm working my way up to hotter wasabi but sometimes they give you pussy shit and it's really disappointing, kind of puts a damper on the meal. Soy sauce is gross though. I want to try REAL soy sauce made with actual soy beans but I haven't had the chance.
>>7681023
Real wasabi is too expensive to be mixed with soy sauce like that.
You can mix whatever you want with Horseradish, however.
>>7681034
It is pretty dangerous consuming large amounts of soy sauce like that.
You should have warned the customer.
>>7678598
What is the proper etiquette for using wasabi? I usually just pick off a small piece and lay it on top of the roll before I dip it in soy sauce. Am I right or wrong?
I think gingerfags are far more entertaining than wasabi-soy mixers.
>gingerfag loves the shit out of pickled ginger and will order extra
>layers gobs of the ginger onto the sushi before shoving it into their mouth
>will get extremely hostile and aggressive if server tries to take away dish before they've completed eating their ginger
>if ginger isn't provided it will seriously impact the establishment's Yelp score
>>7678718
I have owned cats all of my life and have never seen one cry. Is this photoshopped? I suddenly feel the need to protect every homeless animal and finally start researching effective altruism so I can properly keep every cat in Dallas from ever crying.
It is that ugly of a feeling.
WHY is mixing wasabi and soy wrong?
>>7681722
I don't like to eat ginger on top of my sushi, but I take large mouthfuls of it between sushi types and pick at my extra order of ginger for a good fifteen minutes at the end of my meal while I finish off the tea pot.
I know the food aggression of which you speak. Does it look like my plate is empty?!
all three go on my sushi.
i don't mix, just layer.
>>7681776
Spray stuff in its eyes and it will weep. They don't cry emotionally.
>>7681722
At first, I thought you were talking about being entertained by gingers, which was hilarious.
That said, I enjoy having ginger to cleanse my palate between different kinds of fish, particularly if I have both strong and mild flavored fish. However, I wouldn't make a big deal about having ginger, and I certainly have never ordered extra. I very rarely use wasabi, only pickled wasabi, never the green paste.
>>7681782
I still feel emotionally damaged from seeing that.
At least many local animal shelters will benefit from this?
>>7681778
a 5 second askjeeves search shows its considered rude in authentic sushi places that use an expensive soy sauce and real wasabi because it ruins the flavors.
>>7681722
I use pickled ginger juice in my Moscow Mules, its really good, especially if you only can get shitty gas station ginger ale.
>I get triggered by how other people eat food
>>7681834
it is kind of a dick move to mix it. wasabi is expensive and loses its flavor fast so the chef grinds it up right in front of you. diluting the flavor so much is like telling the chef 'fuck you' for the effort he puts in to give you the best experience.
>>7681865
none of the wasabi eaten by people who do that is real wasabi that's actually grinded infront of them. it's green horseradish.
>>7681869
is not*
>>7680437
>>7678598
I don't do this.
How do you know if a sushi place is good or shit? Is being on a touristy beach a bad sign? Are white guys working the sushi bar a bad sign? I have a favorite place but it's 30 minutes away and the questionable place in question is within walking distance.
>>7684811
>taste the food
>did you like it
>if yes then eat there again
>if no then find somewhere else to eat
>>7678673
>- ask for a fork, or alternatively stick the chopstick into the sushi
I'll be honest, I often surreptitiously jab one chopstick into my food for a better grip.
>>7678598
>he eats wasabi at all
>>7680438
in the meantime they could make sabbatical holidays or fight syrian islamists or occupy wallstreet or offer tourist trips or spend time on 4chan while on welfare
I love mixing fake wasabi and soy sauce. The soy sauce turns brownish cloudy and opaque.
The taste is really good, and it goes better with rice than soy sauce alone.
>>7678598
I don'tu giveu a fuckeru
