Post your breakfast cu/ck/s
I'm having poached eggs on sourdough toast with smoked salmon and a pinch of Himalayan mountain salt. Also a nice big mug of black coffee.
>>7676810
I skipped breakfast, co/ck/su/ck/er motherfu/ck/er
>>7676837
i usually do skip a nice breakfast
that being said, my day normally goes better when i have a nice big breakfast. for the short time i did do a good breakfast every day for a month, i swear i felt healthier and thinner.
you dont know what you are talking about do you
>there are people who eat smoked salmon without lemon juice and black pepper
>>7676937
They're called "bears" in the gay community
I dont eat breakfast because i dont want to be fat again
>>7676810
>a pinch of Himalayan mountain salt
kill yourself
rate my waffles
>>7676937
Unlike you, some of us actually like fish and don't just pretend
>>7676810
Where are you from OP are you Norwegian?
>>7677595
peculiar/10
>>7677619
what makes you say that?
>>7677595
bluewaffle tier tbqh famalam
>>7676810
Bacon,fried egg, fried garlic salami with hot sauce and baked beans
Tomorrow I plan on having egg whites from a carton with avocado and hot sauce
>>7677190
>poorfag butthurt he can't afford pink salt
lmao
>>7676956
>>7677639
Make sure you take a pic
>breakfast
I wish, OP, I really do wish.
first attempt and it was delicious
and with attempt i mean poaching eggs in general
>>7677752
Nice. Good job. I would accept a breakfast invitation to your house.
>>7677765
1 out of 4 eggs benedict won't even turn out aesthetically unpleasant
i used proscuitto because praised be proscuitto
also 50 layers of sarcasm pls go
>>7677793
pretty sure he wasn't, i would devour your eggs benny
>>7677826
i feel all warm and fluffy inside.
>>7677793
No sarcasm. It looks good.
>>7677844
it's gotta be the prosciutto cotto
for poaching: how much vinegar is appropriate, if any?
>>7677595
have you noticed the banana placement looks somewhat like a smiley face?
>>7678029
Not until you mentioned it. You have a keen eye.
>>7677612
>pretending
>what are tried and tested flavour combinations
Scrambled eggs, ham and croissant
>>7678257
What's type of sauce is that yellow stuff?
>>7676810
Nice OP, one of my favourite breakfasts, great with hollandaise too (eggs royal). I'd put the egg on top of the salmon though.
>>7678268
Btw, I just had fruit and yogurt. Strawberries, blueberries, grapes and raspberries. Nothing great, but I do feel healthy and refreshed.
>>7678272
You sound like one of those douchebags who goes around telling everyone about your super healthy breakfast. Here's a tip: Nobody at work or school fucking cares if you ate watercress or a double cheeseburger.
Chicken Nuggets, fries and béarnaise sauce
Bowl of scrambled eggs mixed with some sausage and roasted tomatoes.
And a side of toast.
>>7676810
I was feeling it until
>Himalayan mountain salt
Do you mean salt? As in sodium chloride? It's the same exact thing as any cheap Walmart tub of table salt you idiot
Last night I got home drunk and ate about a kilo of meat sandwiches, so I don't think I'll be eating anything this morning, or today at all. Maybe just some coffee.
>>7678261
Are you retarded?
>>7678280
You're criticising me for posting what I had for breakfast in a post your breakfast thread.
I wouldn't say it was super healthy, full of sugar. Hollandaise is hardly healthy either.
>>7678292
different salts taste different based on trace minerals
are you retarded?
>>7678297
No but you obviously are. It was a subtle insult to how runny the eggs were.
Doofus.
>>7677793
insecure bastard
did your uncle rape you?
>>7678280
You literally have autism
>>7678422
Try to be original, kid. I can appreciate a witty insult but stupid, tired shit like that is boring.
Dunkin donuts big n toasty
>mvq
>>7678307
Dry eggs are foocking discussing you moron
>>7679205
Discuss this, fag.
>>7676810
Nice breakfast Schlomo
I have to admit that really is a autistic breakfast. Like jeez dude are you fucking 60 years old? Go for cornflakes next time.
>>7679209
mum! mum! I sed sometin mean to sumone on the internet with this cool image I found on google. am a bigboy now mum?
I usually make 2-3 scrambled eggs with either tapatio or oregano and basil on them
With some fat free Greek yogurt and a piece of toast
>>7676810
Currently cutting, so black coffee, 10 almonds, and green apple watermelon lime and ginger juice with a huge handful of spinach and kale.
Been dreaming about a crispy fried egg over fried rice all day :(
>>7679205
what are they saying about me? I'll kick their asses
>>7679242
I'm not a jew, I promise!
