ITT English food. Pic related. Beans on toast. Heinz beans of course
>Heinz
>not Branston
>>7672366
>no grated extra mature cheddar
>no freshly ground peppercorns
1/10, no effort.
>>7672373
Beans means heinz, hon.
>>7672376
> puts cheese on everything
Enjoy being 300lbs anon
>>7672386
lel I have a BMI of 19, meanwhile people like you who have a fear of things like cheese (and sugar) tend to be the fatties.
>>7672366
If you want the best beans get Heinz with the little sausages in, you can make delicious sloppy sausage sandwiches.
>>7672403
No way. Those """"""""""""sausages"""""""""""" taste disgusting
>>7672373
Branston beans are the shit
Something about the sauce. It's thicker and richer, less dirty tasting than Heinz.
Heinz can suck a dick
>>7672403
Just say "sausages" like that.
It's so fucking obnoxious seeing """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""LEDANKMEMEXDDD""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>7672701
Are you on drugs? Can I have some?
>>7672366
Can you get these where you live?
>>7672797
>sugar beans
American """"baked"""" beans aren't fit for toast.
>>7672802
STOPD
DOING
THAT
>>7672802
I've had your thin tomato beans, w/e dogg
>>7672366
>Heinz
>not Watties
>>7672366
where's the sausages?
absolute fucking pleb reported
>>7672366
What kind of English food did you have in mind? Shitty?
>>7672373
Branston master race reporting in. Convert the disbelievers.
>>7672797
American baked beans are very different to the BritBong ones, probably not suitable for toast or baked potatoe.
I eat beans with every meal. So tasty.
>>7672797
baked beans are gross. What I do is simmer my cooked beans in tomato paste, water, spices, and then I add a packet of aspartame to give them a hint of sweetness.
>>7672366
Those beans look too watery, like they haven't actually been cooked and have just been dumped straight from the tin.
>>7672386
>lbs
>>>/cum/
>>7672797
>Yank sugar beans
No, thank god.
>>7672802
>beans on toast
What the fuck kind of poverty trash meal is that?
>>7672366
>>7672366
How could you fuck up beans on toast so badly?
The answer appears to be by not cooking the beans on the hob. Microwaving beans is always shit and results in really runny juice like that.
>>7673094
>our shitty canned beans are better than your shitty canned beans
brah you're eating heinz horseshit anyway gauranteed, and you're complaining about sugar.
>Britfags can't even do beans right
>>7672366
No marmite on the toast. No grated cheddar cheese.
It's as if you want to go to the tower to be detained at Her Majesty's pleasure. And I don't see loads of ground black pepper on those beans.
>>7673108
Me on the right.
I'm from America and this is always seen as the "traditional English Breakfast", is it accurate? I feel like thats how everyone sees the "American Breakfast" of eggs, hash browns, sausage and bacon
>>7673788
no, any single item from that plate would be enough for me in the morning.
>>7673797
I understand you wouldn't eat that every day. But lets say you have family/friends staying at your place and you're going to cook a big breakfast for everyone, what would it include
>>7673446
You are right anon. I took a shortcut because I was busy making a couple of other meals at the same time. Still tasted good though so whatev
>>7672376
>Cheese on baked beans.
Why?
>>7673788
The bacon is wrong, that's yank "bacon" and not actual bacon.
It is missing the black pudding and the hashbrowns. Finally one of those slices of toast should have been fried instead of toasted.
Overall not bad but not the traditional one. I would certainly eat it.
>>7672392
>people like you who have a fear of things like cheese (and sugar) tend to be the fatties
You must be this retarded to post.
>>7673788
traditional is not the same as common
>>7673976
Weirdo.
>>7672366
im gonna go make beans on toast now
>>7674021
Get down your paki shop senpai and get some Encona hot sauce.
>>7673797
>a single tomato is enough for me
Jesus fucking Christ, are you an emaciated Ethiopian or something? Fuck off, you anorexic piece of shit.
>>7674829
West Indian and Thai Ginger are god tier sauces.
>>7672797
>>7673788
Wrong kind of bacon we use back bacon not streaky, and is that jam on the toast? No one puts jam on the toast with a full english breakfast.
>>7672366
>Toast isn't brown enough
>No cheese
>No eggs
4/10 see me after school m8.
Gravy, chip barm with two sausages
>>7675961
You fucked up including the bun in there, it will be a soggy mess that will collapse with the first bite.
>>7675979
The soggy mess is the best bit
>>7675961
Chip shop gravy is the worst.
Fucking starch powder Onion gravy that comes in animal feed pales.
Sweets I sneaked into the cinema the other day. Ignore the American M&Ms they were horrible
>>7672392
>I have a BMI of 19, meanwhile people like you who have a fear of things like cheese (and sugar) tend to be the fatties
how old are you? As you get older, you will put on weight very easily. Avoiding fat and sugar is basically required to stay trim.
>>7676010
Next time you'll know not to get peanut butter M&Ms. They suck so badly, I am surprised they are still on the market.
Get peanut M&Ms.
>>7676010
wow, you pretty much just sneaked 400% your RDI of sugar into a cinema. Disgusting.
>>7672376
>implying there's any effort put into english food
>>7676010
>Caramac buttons
My Nigger
>>7672366
Serious question. Do not other countries eat beans on toast? Also, too much sauce, made your toast soggy. Need to reduce them down
>>7676021
Mid-20's and showing no sign of getting any heavier any time soon. Hell, I'd like to put on a little bit more weight (as fat), I try to eat calorie dense foods but I just don't have a massive appetite and fill up quickly.
>>7678188
My metabolism is so high that I am perpetually hours away from starving to death.
>>7676021
It's called portion control you weak willed fatty.
>>7676021
You can do whatever you want if you do some proper sports
>>7678443
Sorry. I only do improper sports, limey.
>>7678444
If it ain't burning a thousand calories a day then you aren't doing it right.
>>7672373
This
>>7672376
srsly who the fuck eats beans on toast without grated cheddar cheese and pepper
>>7678517
What sort of taste deficient soul eats fucking beans on toast in the first place?
"Great Heavens, James! After slaughtering all of these indigenous peoples, it appears they don't possess any spices!"
"By George you're right, Rashayr! Now what shall we eat back in our home county of Bongcummingcockington?"
>fish sticks
>Gerber brand mushy peas
>fish-head pie
>bean sandwich
>potato sandwich
>toast sandwich
>ice cube sandwich
>fucking eels
>blood turds
>spotted cocks
>fermented mold sauce, aka worchestershire
>poop curry, that we stole from a nation that can't use a toilet
>beef soda, aka bovril
>yeast scrapings, aka branston pickle
>unwashed, shit covered eggs
>weevil cakes
>room temp beer because we cant afford refrigeration
>toothpaste for mints but not for brushing
>>7678603
what
did someone from the uk touch you as a child?
>>7672366
I fucking love Heinz beans on toast, but I like to spread a little Marmite on the toast before topping with the beans. It's the tits for breakfast or a late supper.
>english
>food
Pick one.
>>7673480
I'm Americlap, and these and Heinz beans (yes, we can get them here) are the only canned sauced beans I'll buy. American baked beans are waaaaaay too fucking sweet.
>>7673094
You know that your iconic baked beans come from Heinz; an American company, right?
>>7672366
>Try British Heinz Baked Beans
>Basically zero flavor
>>7678603
Eel is fucking delicious but that has nothing to do with brits. Worchestershire is probably the only useful thing they've contributed to cuisine. Other than that your list is accurate.
The best English food is the various kinds of meat pie. Minced beef and onion being the best.
>>7681232
Not enough HFCS for you, innit?
>>7678549
n1 m8. see you in the next fast food thread yeah?
>>7681356
>Eel is fucking delicious but that has nothing to do with brits
??????? lowut.
>Other than that your list is accurate.
Confirmed for never had any British food just memorized the memes.
>>7682178
BIDF please leave.
you don't belong on /ck/ until you fix your absolutely abhorrent food.
>>7682183
>Confirmed for never had any British food just memorized the memes.
>>7672379
Branston beans are the new master race.
Thicker sauce and dont have that metalic taste Heinz does
Chip butty, preferably with a nice cuppa.
I wont delve into the red/brown sauce debate.
Is it true that brits eat a slice of bread between two slices of bread?
>>7678603
>American "humour"
All the subtlety of a hammer to the face
>>7682730
No, it was a food made for a competition to find the worlds cheapest meal.
>>7682761
Are you implying that British humor is known for being subtle?
>>7672797
I brought some back from the US but they were too sweet for me. The bacon was a nice touch.
The quaker instant grits were the best food I brought back from America.
My gf's college roommate told that if you order biscuits and gravy in a restaurant in England you'll get this. She did spend a semester there.
I'm not so sure.
>>7673788
Aside from the wrong bacon, jam and lack of black pudding that other anons have mentioned, the heat on the skillet was way too high. The underside of the eggs are burned, and the sausages are blackened on 2 sides but look barely cooked in the center. I'd eat it, but I probably wouldn't order it again.
Also, it looks like someone jizzed in the tea.
>>7682783
Watch the UK version of the office and contrast with the US version. I'd argue the uk one has much more subtle humour
>>7682252
Yum. Haven't had one for a long time. Another fave is bacon butty with brown sauce on bread not toast
>>7682792
Those are cookies and milk, a cookie is a kind of biscuit but there is a difference.
>>7682798
Can't say that I've seen either. But I've seen a lot of British Comedy: Red Dwarf, Monty Python, Peter Sellers movies, John Cleese....it's about as subtle as being hit by a dump truck. I'm not saying that American comedy is any better, mind you. Just that I don't find British to be subtle in the slightest.
OP if I ate that I'd be in the emergency room with a doctor jumping on my stomach trying to make me fart enough that my bowels don't explode
I'm only barely kidding, my digestive system is incompatible with more than 3 tablespoons of beans. Just seeing pictures of beans on toast makes me want to double over in pain. I'm never going to Britain
>>7672841
> """"""""triggered"""""""""""""""
>>7682807
I'm American, and I prefer British humor any day over American. Subtle is the wrong word. It's more....sarcastic, contains more satire, doesn't rely on poop and fart jokes, it's more culturally based, and has no fear of making fun of themselves no matter how debased. One of the few American comedians who regularly work with Brit comedians is Rich Fulcher. Watch some of his work, he bridges the gap between the two very well.
I grew up on Brit comedy (yep, even growing up in Texas, thank god for PBS), and Monty Python was my crack, as was Peter Cook, Spike Milligan, The Young Ones, and the list goes on.....
One person who is supposedly a comedian and is on fucking every panel show who I can't fucking stand is Katherine Ryan. She is the most unfunny bitch ever. But, she's really Canadian. Fuck, I can't stand her.
>>7683004
>>I'm American, and I prefer British humor any day over American. Subtle is the wrong word. It's more....sarcastic, contains more satire, doesn't rely on poop and fart jokes, it's more culturally based, and has no fear of making fun of themselves no matter how debased.
you sound like another typical eurocunt who is convinced american humor is limited or characterized by what shitty cartoons you had imported from us. eat a million fucking dicks bro.
>>7683079
So, you're just another dumbass with no reading comprehension besides cherry picking. Got it. Go be the village idiot somewhere else, lowbrow.
>>7683079
>Be British
>watch blackadder
fuck british comedy and TV in general Americans beat us at everything
>>7682773
no it wasn't. it is a traditional british tea sandwich. whatever competition it won was specifically about british food. there are cheaper meals in different countries.
>>7682792
If you ordered biscuits and gravy at a restaurant here, you'd probably just get confused stares.
Most young brits would identify your picture as 'cookies and milk' but I imagine some older people would still refer to those as 'biscuits'.
>>7682730
I'd never heard of this before I browsed /ck/. Does putting crisps in a sandwich count?
>>7682792
biscuits and gravy wouldn't be on the menu would they. we don't do it. we don't have american style biscuits and our gravy is brown. they wouldn't serve you anything if you asked ofr biscuits and gravy. they'd say 'order something off the menu or fuck off back to the gun range'.
>>7682761
>my constant obsession with America has forced me to cherry-pick something completely subjective and unrelated about my garbage island in an attempt to compare positively to the greatest nation on earth and stay relevant in this conversation about my absolutely deplorable "cuisine"
The sauce in baked beans cans is disgusting and just the smell makes me nauseous ever since I had to live off of it a week
>>7683349
U mad?
>>7683376
Baked beans reminds me of visiting my dirty working class friends homes as a child.
>>7678204
are you me?
>>7678603
Never understood the warm beer thing. never seen it in my 26 years in england.
>>7683382
good retort faggot.
did you finish off on your sister's back before you posted that totally original comment?
>undercooked beans
>no mature cheddar cheese on top
fucked it/10
>>7683404
>"good retort faggot"
>fucking kek
pls my sides
>>7683404
Y u so mad?
>>7683426
>>7683427
>they keep repeating themselves
>>7678603
>>yeast scrapings, aka branston pickle
what
>>7683455
they're confusing marmite which is a yeast extract with branston pickle, a kind of chutney. two completely different yet great things.
>>7672366
>This is a 10 in britbongistan
>>7683455
There are countless issues with that shitpost, that is but one of them.
Great mods this board has, it's /b/ with food.
>>7683578
>Never, come on Pedro.
i'm british. the toast sandwich is a part of our history, anon. no idea if it was ever particularly common, but it is documented.
>>7683696
>i'm british
No
> is a part of our history
No
>>7683703
you are way too defensive about this.
>>7683707
And you tell too many lies.
That's not very nice anon.
We can all have a laugh but trying to claim that a toast sandwich " is a traditional british tea sandwich" . . .is pushing it too far.
>>7683718
it is a traditional british tea sandwich. mrs beeton has a recipe for it. the mad hatter has it at his tea party.
>>7683722
Please.
Hey if you want to try a traditional tea sandwich have a Cucumber sandwich.
Cold thinly sliced cucumber on thin white bread (buttered top and bottom)
add a little salt too.
Simple but quintessentially British.
>>7683738
there is nothing more annoying than some fucktard who doesn't recognise he's from the same fucking country as you because he's overly precious about his national identity.
literally no true scotsman
>>7683748
If you insist:
>Toast sandwiches are a national dish
>ice cube sandwiches are a staple
>all british food is boiled
>all british food is unseasoned
>british only eat fish and chips or jellied eels.
Happy now?
>>7683771
the way you group those things together you make it seem like they're similar.
i'm saying that toast sandwiches are a traditional british tea sandwich. i'm not saying it's common to eat them or that it would be a bad thing if it were. i don't see how eating a toast sandwich is any fucking worse than eating fucking toast. i'm not stereotyping or denigrating britain in any way shape or form but i'm not putting my fingers in my ears and denying our history either, because that's obviously retarded.
>>7683779
>i'm saying that toast sandwiches are a traditional british tea sandwich
Actually they are not and they never were.
You must realise that Mrs Beeton only collected recipes and tips from other publications of the time and you must also remember that when she compiled her book, she was only 22!
Perhaps your time might be better invested in looking at her other recipes rather than 'surf food'.
>>7683803
>You must realise that Mrs Beeton only collected recipes and tips from other publications of the time and you must also remember that when she compiled her book, she was only 22!
yes. i also realise that cherry picking which recipes found in traditional british texts are 'traditional' and which aren't based on whether or not you like the stereotypes that form around them is misguided and revisionist.
>Perhaps your time might be better invested in looking at her other recipes
how do you know i haven't? i have, so i know that jugged hare and brawn pease pudding are also traditional british dishes that not a lot of people acknowledge these days. they're still traditional.
>>7672376
Oh shit beans, cheese and pepper on fucking toast. What a delicacy.
>>7672513
""""""""Stop"""""""""
>>7683845
what does 'delicacy' even mean any more.
>>7677946
Just kill yourself, these shitposts are so tired.
>>7683864
well howdy reddit
care to set a spell?
I know this board doesn't have anything even remotely close to moderation, but on the off chance, can you just rangeban Americans?
You and i both know that the board would resemble something other than /b/ if you did that.
>>7683843
You are skewing the facts . . to say that " toast sandwiches are a traditional british tea sandwich" are disingenuous at best . .. . you know this as well as I do!
They aren't and they never were.
>>7683872
here's a (you)
>>7678549
It's pretty big in America. The toast is just thinner there and wrapped up.
>>7680476
What does that have to do with anything? Are you under the strange belief that because the corporation is headquartered in America that the product is the same globally?
Because that would be extremely silly of you to think that.
>>7683873
you could say it is less traditional than a cucumber sandwich because the cucumber sandwich has endured and is almost ubiquitous today. but i think it's misguided to make that an absolute distinction when it could well have been more common in certain communities at a certain point in time.
>>7681232
Yeah that lack of hfcs can be a killer.
>>7682185
I think it's sad just how obsessed with us these jf are.
>>7683888
>it could well have been more common in certain communities at a certain point in time
I doubt it . . . .I doubt it very much!
>>7682252
I swear you limey fucks are just making this shit up as you go.
>>7683349
It's amazing the kaleidoscope Americans see the world through.
Posts like these give you a great insight into the goo that passes for a mind in America.
>>7683137
>Most young brits would identify your picture as 'cookies and milk' but I imagine some older people would still refer to those as 'biscuits'.
So when did you arrive in the UK Akmed?
>>7682835
These sorts of posts tell me that the American diet is so fundamentally awful that the mere sight of anything containing fibre causes pain.
This explains a lot about your obesity issues and medical problems.
>>7683900
Even as a Southerner, I can go with a chip butty, I prefer mine swamped with vinegar.
>>7683921
Literally gibberish
>>7683928
Who the hell has their chip butties in a fuckin english muffin? White bread or bust to be honest.
>>7683722
>the mad hatter has it at his tea party.
Yeah but he was fucking mad and Alice was off her tits on various drugs at the time.
>>7683870
Virginity disapearo!
Nope, didn't work.
@7683875
That's nice.
>>7684067
>oh look the buttmadbrithurt is back
it's like the mcrib: it's salty, disgusting and just won't seem to go away.
@7684097
That's nice.
>>7672366
If only Britain had never been conquered by that French bastard and didn't have to live with an inferiority complex for hundreds of years.
>>7684122
What an odd window you have on the world.
>>7684122
>If only America had never been conquered by BLM and didn't have to live with an inferiority complex for hundreds of years.
>>7672366
HP sauce with HP beans = mmm
>>7683738
>it's a "sandwich with no meat in it" episode
at least put some faggy vegan tuna mayo on your sadwich
nice 50p white bread faggot
>>7683781
Your headstone will just read "Fucknuts".
Because your posts are so horribly juvenile and really leads to the fact you'll have some kind of deranged ending that will end up in the annual Darwin Awards.
>American cuisine
>>7684871
don't confuse NC with america it is a land of godforsaken hicks run by evangelical christian superstition and hillbilly buttfuckery. y'all want real american cuisine come on down to texas we'l show yall how brisket is done
>>7684949
>christianity is bad
>come to texas
>>7684949
>texas
lmao
Yank here, what do you brits use HP sauce for, found some locally and used it with my steak found it to be quite good, what else should I try it with
>>7684949
That's obviously a fake tweet you numbskull. Also your brisket tastes likes smoked leather and you have the worst Mexicans.
>>7685013
I like it with sausages and on a bacon butty
>>7672366
Any fellow bongs switch out the toast for potato waffles? Cheese is optional but I like a little bit thrown on there.
It's kind of strange how the worst english food has the biggest memes. Though it is a little hard to define these days, A lot of english food has taken a lot of international influence, and if we categorise english food as recipes that must only use ingredients that are sourced in the uk, and have not been imported, and only using native ingredients (vetoing a vast array of herbs and spices) things might get a little more interesting.
But i'd just like to say,
God i hate fryups, my digestive tract is too sensitive for that clusterfuck of a meal.
>>7683845
>everything we eat has to be a """""delicacy"""""
>>7685453
Nice animu, faggot.
![Kinoshita Yuka [OoGui Eater] 4 Buckets of KFC, 48 Pieces of Chicken!!.webm](https://i.imgur.com/s1qvYDq.jpg "Kinoshita Yuka [OoGui Eater] 4 Buckets of KFC, 48 Pieces of Chicken!!.webm")
>>7683948
white bread or bread cob aye.
>>7685469
KONICHI WA KINOSHITA YUKA DES
KYOU WA NE
JAN
>>7673464
>he thinks Heinz US and Heinz UK have the same sugar content
Heinz US has 5.3g of sugar per 100g
Heinz UK has 4.7g of sugar per 100g
Face it, American food contains more sugar
>>7685469
Who's this pug?
>>7685603
The UK version is way too sweet already. Branston has a bit more depth and i'm curious if there are any other alternatives worth trying.
>>7685609
I'll admit that Heinz is a little too sweet, they could cut the sugar content by about 10-15% it would be much better.
>>7673788
That's a glorious full Britbong m8
>>7683900
Actually laughed.
I can assure you everything you've seen so far is both real and delicious.
>chip sandwiches
>crisp sandwiches
>chips and gravy (not that white stuff)
>branston pickle
>fish and chips
I'm salivating
>>7686018
Don't forget the curry variants
> chips and curry sauce preferably with sausages
>>7672366
>be poor student
>got a can of beens
>decide to try this out
>literally just tastes like beans and toast, flavours doesn't blend at all
Why would I even want to eat this, it tastes like crap together. I'd rather just eat toast as toast and the beans as beans
>>7682807
The stuff you quoted was produced between 30-50 years ago.
>>7686030
how you think beans and toast 'clash' i do not know. but obviously you don't have to eat it, it is not a patriotic imperative.
>>7683400
He's talking about real ale. Ale is supposed to be slightly warm, not ice cold like lager. Flavour is the key. Americans can only stomach cold beverages to disguise the fact that they are drinking literal piss water.
![An_image_of_a_toast_sandwich,_shot_from_the_side[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5uZH5ti.jpg "An_image_of_a_toast_sandwich,_shot_from_the_side[1].jpg")
>traditional britbong cuisine
>toast sandwich
>>7678603
>>yeast scrapings, aka branston pickle
That'd be 'yeast extract', and be marmite. Branston Pickle is pickled vegetables in sauce.
And Bovril was invented so poor people wouldn't starve to death, and could get protein. It's basically beef tea.
>>7684949
>a land of godforsaken hicks run by evangelical christian superstition and hillbilly buttfuckery
>come on down to Texas
I don't see how that would change anything
>>7675444
I always finish off with half a slice of marmalade on toast when I have a full english.
>>7686374
The fuck is that? This is a fish finger sandwich.
>>7686407
We have plenty of the evangelical superstition but very little of the hillbilly buttfuckery.
>>7686681
don't kid yourself both are just full of rednecks in pickup trucks wearing wranglers and mexicans
the bigger and louder your truck is the more of a man you are
>>7686688
Yeah, I was just considering our breed of redneck to be a different thing from the hillbillies.
I know what you mean about the trucks though. The bigger the better. When I went to college (Texas A&M) I used to refer to them as "Aggie Cadillacs"--ideally, a 4-door, 4x4 1 ton dually, diesel, with a lift kit. The lifts were often done so poorly that the owner had to disconnect the front driveshaft which defeats the point of having a 4x4 in the first place. I always got such a chuckle out of seeing that. Then again, the closest that most of these got to "off roading" was encountering a puddle in the parking lot.
>>7676021
I'm 5'10'', 128lbs 26yo and I play video games all day while eating ice cream out of the container
>>7678603
you forgot cold on the cob
>>7683903
Yeah its a shame we have too many colors to work with. I wish we could be more neat like you and just have some white and brown.
>>7687222
I'll have you know I only see green and purple.
>The mod deleted the thread asking about Americans eating burgers
>This and every other anti-British thread is still up
Every single time.
