Have you ever wanted to eat something alive? I'm not talking worms or a frog or fish or something like that. I mean something like a dog, or a pig.
sleep tight porker
Go into the woods, find a deer and eat it. Assuming you're american, ain't nobody gonna stop you.
Sleep tight porker
>>7667508
Nope. I wouldn't want to be eaten alive by another species, so I'll do them the same courtesy.
>>7667508
difficult... they then to not appreciate it and try to escape... slicing thin carpaccio from a living animal can be really loud
>>7667552
What about being killed THEN eaten immediately?
>>7667508
The logistics of it wouldn't be worth whatever pleasure you'd derive from such an act. Your question is stupid.
>>7667558
Wait, hypothetically, I am killed by an animal, then eaten? That's cool. I'd be dead and beyond giving a shit.
Sleep tight porker
>>7667570
Go listen to the Timothy Treadwell recording if you've got the balls
Sleep tight porker
>>7667508
no because I'm not a fat long haired greasy bastard like you
>>7667626
>What is bear mace
Oh well I guess being eaten alive by a grizzly is easier.
I used to tell some girl with really thick thighs that I would eat her legs if she ever left me. She left me. I did not eat her legs
>>7667755
>She left me
Probably because you weren't eating between her legs
>>7667626
Uhhh. I'm not sure it's out there. I listened to a short audio clip that many people believe is fake because it doesn't match up with official transcripts of the audio recording found by rangers.
http://lostmedia.wikia.com/wiki/Timothy_Treadwell_%22Grizzly_Man%22_Death_Audio_(Recorded_in_2003)
Anyway, killing something slowly and eating it alive is horrible. Clearly no living creature enjoys it being done to them. Every time I hear predated animals being killed slowly and inefficiently out in the woods at night by other animals, the screaming drives me nuts. How is mentioning the grizzly man's death going to change my perspective that I don't want to torture animals I'm going to eat?
>>7667818
Audio is fake. Only his ex-girlfriend has the full 6 minute tape.
>>7667820
Yeah, apparently. Guess the only people who've heard it are law enforcement and that movie director. Painful death is ugly.
>>7667508
the porn tag is wore I believe
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