>>7652363
Is that an actual good way to kill yourself or do you just end up with brain damage?

>>7652363
Dinner should be done by now what have you been doing all day.

Christ op is this a white girl thread?

Mother's Day; the old woman wanted fish tacos with a mango salsa.

Got 2 cod fillets, just over a pound.
Dusted them with paprika, cumin and oregano.
Made a beer batter with some Corona I had in the fridge.
Fried 'em up good, nice and puffy.

Mango salsa was simple; mango, red onion, red bell, jalapeno, cilantro and lime.
Also shredded up some purple cabbage.
She really enjoyed the contrast of colors, but that's women for you... all eye candy, fuck everything else.

It was an alright dinner.

>You
>*pushes her in*

>>7652363

>jewish wife

Subway sandwich because the power went out while I was at work and I didn't know how long it would be out for.

Turns out it came back on before I ate my sandwich so i could have made real food after all.

>>7652363
Now I have a fetish for doing a girl upskirt doggy style while she cleans out an oven. Thanks, anon.

>>7652663
getting aroused by something doesn't make it a fetish

>>7652651
If o-only

>>7652681
Go to sleep, little one, and may tomorrow be as comfortingly literal as your delicate brain requires.

>>7652461
I read a quote recently along the lines of "Men close their eyes, women live with open eyes." It was a good summation of how we're much more capable of abstraction and how women exist mostly in the present.

>>7652651
>pointy noses don't make him go hnnng
Real talk, are you gay?