>chewing food
>take a sip of drink
>continue chewing food
>>7650951
>dude eating cereal
>milk slips out of his mouth
>>7650951
>Take a sip of drink
>Chew drink
>>7650951
I have to do this because my mouth is so dry, I know its gross.
sorry OP
>people judging me while I eat as if it effects them in the slightest
>people who judge others based on personal preferences
>someone is eating bread
>tries to claw out the soft middle out of a flat laying slice with one hand
>someone is eating sunny side up eggs
>uses only bread instead of a knife and a fork
>>7651900
>reddit gif
>triggered projecting reply
u ok
>>7650951
>Drinking milk with dinner
>>7651900
irony: the post
>>7650951
>eating like an asian
>talking with mouth full
>lip-smacking
>take a bite, then another smaller bite right after
>My brother eats burgers circular. He rotates it as he eats it.
>soup or salad? Then orders iceberg lettuce and ranch as a "salad"
> oatmeal, drenched in milk
> coke in the morning
> white bread, Turkey , American che, and mustard. That's not a sandwich, dick
>>7652293
>white bread, Turkey , American che, and mustard. That's not a sandwich, dick
The only offensive thing about this is that you mentioned "white" and "Turkey" in the same sentence. Sandwich is good tho.
>make someone a meal
>the first thing they do is salt it heavily
Taste it first, my friend.
>ketchup on steak
why even tho
>>7650951
I don't drink at all while I eat. I drink after.
>drinking
>take a bite of food
>continue drinking
>>7652702
Patrician tier eating mannerisms.
>loud chewing
cutting all of the food up and then trying to get a bit of everything on your fork
>>7651900
I know what you mean. I like to walk around with my dick hanging out, a bit of dried shit still visible on the tip. People complain about it all the time. I'm like, what the fuck? It's my dick. Not yours. It doesn't affect you at all.
>>7652098
>doesn't know the meaning of irony
> Chewing with the mouth open
It makes me want to smash his head with a hammer
Also surprised nobody wrote that before. Do you keep your mouth open in America? Like in Japan?
>spreading margarine on bread, then obnoxiously licking it off the knive (looks dangerous), then it goes right back in the margarine
>when making a pasta sauce for example, throwing in garlic at the same time as the onion
>eating a whole uncut pizza with your hands
>leaving a tiny amount of food on your plate and pretending that you're done
>putting too much sauce on your plate and leaving it there
>SLURPING SOUNDS
>CHEWING SOUNDS
ffs, every video game that you drink a potion is like a rude slurping noise. It bothers me so fucking much. I can't ever stand it.
Chewing sound of food I developed because of listing to assholes eating on Ventrilo and Teamspeak. Talking while eating isn't so terrible, but when they have the headset on you can literally hear the vibrations from their bones.
>>7653724
>margarine
It's 7:51 AM on a Monday and I am already triggered and I still have 7+ more hours in this work day.
>>7650961
That's how you know it's good
>>7652702
>not drinking a perfectly matched glass of wine with your meal
>>7653724
>licking margarine off a knife
Is this an american thing?
>>7650951
>friend buys box of crackers / bag of chips
>reaches right in with his unwashed hands and grabs a bunch
>leaves and says I can have the rest
Into the trash they go
>>7654304
Nope, european
>>7653724
I always lick any leftover off the knife, not just margarine. Only when I'm done with the knife though.
>>7654337
We don't have margarine in Europe.
>>7654348
Bullshit. It was invented in France.
I have family in Denmark and Germany and it's widely available in both countries.
>>7654333
The worst is when they have pets, especially dogs.
>>7654379
Having pets at all is fucking gay
>>7651825
stay hydrated anon
>>7654345
Why don't you just wipe it on the bread, you unhyenaic piece of poo?
>>7650951
>Food Pet Peeves
Dining etiquette. Why? Because it is a mostly useless and obsolete set of rules that doesn't do anything but create an artificial low class/high class distinction.
>>7654348
I get margarine in the UK
>>7652301
underrated post tbqh
>>7654043
preach on
Deciding that while watching a show in the same room as 3+ people, and just as a character's dialogue starts, cramming handfuls of chips in your mouth and licking the salt off your fingers
>>7654532
You sound poor
>>7651825
Drink more water retard
>>7651900
Stop judging us
![RoboCop (U) [!]_001.png](https://i.imgur.com/7het22k.png "RoboCop (U) [!]_001.png")
>lip-smacking while chewing
>>7651911
>>someone is eating sunny side up eggs
>>uses only bread instead of a knife and a fork
whats wrong with that
>>7654516
how is it unhygenic to lick the knife clean
even if you wipe it on the bread there's always a bit left over
>>7650951
I dunno, a big sip of milk goes great with a peanut butter sandwich.
I can't stand to be around people eating cereal. They constantly hit the spoon against the bowl, just CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG. And then often they sit and slurp the remaining milk as loudly as possible. I just have to leave the room if someone comes in with cereal.
>>7652293
I thought I was the only one who rotates sandwichs
>>7655860
Licking it when your done is fine, anon is talking about licking the knife and then dipping it back into whatever you are spreading
>>7650951
>put food in mouth
>chew twice
>gulp
>repeat
>eating a steak or something that you cut
>side it with some ketchup or whatever
>sprawl it all over the steak like some kind of lazy savage instead of dipping it
>end up making a fucking mess
>>7655917
Yes, everything you said is correct and I wish to vote for you for President.
>>7656003
>Only when I'm done with the knife though.
>>7654532
Why do you let over the hill stage magicians form your opinions for you?
>>7656068
>squirting the ketchup on the fries instead of dipping them
I was really confused the first time I saw this
>>7650951
there is literally nothing wrong with this. My Sommelier chose my wine specifically to pair with the food my chef made. You better damn well believe I'm going to enjoy my wine WITH my food.
pleb/10, kill yourself, poorfag.
>>7652156
Filipinos arent real Asian
>>7654337
What kind of uncivilized, third-world European country do you live in?
>pummeling your balls while you jack-off so that it kinda hurts but feels good
>can't walk the next day
that's why I always get green tea instead of sweet tea
>>7650951
That shit grosses me out too.
>>7654820
Yes but UK is worst
>Be me back in middle school
>Eat a slice of peetzer with ketchup
>"Eww Anon that's gross!"
>Watch them gobble baked hot cheetos with ranch dressing
>>7650951
If your mouth opens at all while you're chewing your food, that will be the last time I willingly share a meal with you.
I went out to lunch with some co-workers and one of them smacked their food so loudly and obnoxiously that I thought they were doing it on purpose as a joke. Sadly, this was not the case and I had to stop myself from leaving.
I grew up with many younger siblings, so I think it's like PTSD from when they were all learning manners at the same time.
>>7650951
>the sound of a fork scraping on teeth
No, thats just wrong. If you do it right the fork dosent even come close to your teeth.
>>7650951
The sound of masticating and swallowing audibly, people slurping soups, anyone saying 'aaahhhh' after drinking or swallowing food.
That shit makes me angry and freaked at the same time, i don't really know why. It just does.
>eating cookies
>sip milk while eating cookies
Unparalleled flavor, anon. Eating sweet stuff and having milk with it is the only acceptable time to do this.
>>7658772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVTncA6VE5E
>>7652293
I sometimes rotate my burgers, sometimes the patty moves or pickles are in the middle or something - I don't want my last bite to be saucy bread
>cutting into the meat in 5 different places to make sure it's done
My parents do this ever since I found out I was colorblind and it drives me up the fucking wall
I won't lie tho, it's hard as fuck for me to tell when any sort of ground meat is done enough. Just gotta cook the fuck out of it and hope for the best.
>>7654043
>drinking alcohol
Yep. Never gonna make it.
>>7658835
Your parents cut your food for you?
>>7658850
Make what?
